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2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.


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2007

09

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It was Canadian Thanksgiving, and like every Thanksgiving I take the family to the homeless shelter for a free meal that tasted like fucking shit but was free which made shit taste like fuckin’ heaven until the after effects hit us. It was nice to spend my night with my extended homeless and crazy family and a lot of great things happened like this one dude had a seizure, another dude had a psychopathic episode and attacked the volunteer serving the meat with a fork and some weird Inuit prostitute kept flashing me her pussy. I’d like to give thanks for the good fucking times and here are my links…..

Watch These Old Guys Fighting Cuz Once Your a Thug, You’re Always a Thug..That’s Why it’s Called Thug Life
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I am in the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Vote for me. I wanna be at least top 1000….
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ Out in a Space Outfit Lookin’ Hot
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Who Would You Rather Do – Models Who Bang Famous People Edition’
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Anna Rexic Halloween Costume
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Some Lohan Still in Rehab Pictures
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Christina Milian Rockin’ The Gas Pump Like a Commoner
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Sam Cooke Does a Hot FHM Photoshoot Video
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Christina Milia Rockin’ a Fake Camel Toe
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Monica Bellucci Bathes Her Breasts
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Prince Harry Drunken Nipple Play With His Friends Gayness
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Some Britney Spears as Art
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Hugh Grant Making Out With College Girls Because the Role Always Remains the Same but the Cast Always Changes…If you know what I mean, and if you don’t I mean girls are groupie sluts and throw themselves at a motherfucker because he’s famous
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A Whole Lot of Devon Aoki Pictures
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Some Christina Aguilera Wearing Too Much Make-Up
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Some 85 Year Old Man Bungee Jumps
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The Uglier Duff Sister in Boots and Shorts….You Can’t Take The Horse Face Off The Girl But You Can Take the Girl Off The Horse….
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Nelly Furtado’s Got a Gold Bra On
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Maria Menounos Rockin’ Some Cleavage
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Reese Witherspoon Doing Some Grocery Shopping is Like Porno to Me
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Paris and Nicky Together at Nicky’s 25th Birthday
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Stupid Model With Big Tits Video
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Some News on the Britney Sex Tape
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Kylie Minogue’s Body Went to Shit Because of the Cancer
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Heidi Montag Dyking Out in a Pumpkin Patch
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Lilly Allen’s Dad Used Her To Sell Drugs When She Was a Baby
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Scarlett Johansson Playing With Her Lips…Not Those Lips…Pervert
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The Hottest Fucking Legs on TV
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Angelina Jolie’s Kid Zahara Gives the Finger
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Asian Chick Eats a Grasshopper
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Danielle Lloyd Topless Shoot
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Britney Spears Has Another Sex Tape Out There
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Hungary’s Next Top Model Rita Jozsa Posing…
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Trailer for a Porn Where People Fuck While Getting Tattoos
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Interview With Britney’s Kids…
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Some Chick In Her Panties Slips and Gets a Concussion
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Levis Ass Ad from the 70s
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Daily Poll – Who Gives a Better Blow Job, Gisele or Bar Refaeli
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Some Celebrity Trivia Game
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Download “She Wants Revenge – This is Forever” Leak
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Adopt a Clitoris
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Sex in the Bathroom Caught on Hidden Camera Video
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Some Drag Queen Does a Parody of Britney’s Gimme More Because Every Fag’s Hoping to be the Next Chris Crocker
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Some Dana Carvey on Jackass the Movie….For You Dana Carvey Fans
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Chloe Sevigny and Her Aids Face Pictures
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Adrianne Curry vs Perez Hilton…Oh Shit…It’s a Throw Down No One Cares About
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Alexis Dziena was On Some TV Show and Here She is Naked
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Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn Go Biking Together
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P. Diddy is a Good Dad and Taking Charge of his 6th Kid
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Some Chick Named Luna Showing Off Her Ass Video
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Photobucket Wife – Spreading Her Junk
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Japanese Show Counting Boob Bounces
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Pussy
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Some Band Called West Indian Girl’s mp3 for You to Listen To
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Check Out This Jail Survival Guide
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2007

08

Oct

I am – Gisele Bundchen Goes Mountain Bikini of the Day

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I am a pervert and as a pervert I fucking love watching girls on bikes. It’s probably got something to do with them staying fit and fitness is like some kind of myth in my life as I watch my wife eat donuts while watching tv, so I think my love for bikes comes from the position a girl is in when she’s riding. You know all bent over ready to take it while the seat gets eaten up by their crotch and their asses just kinda stick out in a way that allows you to stare at them as they ride into the distance, because you know they are too busy watching for traffic, or catching their breath to turn back and catch you jerking off to them. I guess I also like the fact that their tits hang out but you can never get as good of a look because they’ll catch you, and when they do you gotta smile and ask if the seat feel good or if they’d rather replace it with your face.

The other day I was sitting on a bench and this hot chick rode past me in a mini skirt, and I saw pretty much everything she had to offer and it made me feel like I won the lottery, kinda like Gisele. Her thong may not be like winning the lottery unless that shit was left in your hotel room after slammin her, but that’ll never happen to you because just getting into Gisele’s pants is like winning the lottery, and since you’re a loser, winning’s never really been your thing.


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Posted in:Ass|Biking|Gisele Bundchen|Thong|Unsorted

2007

08

Oct

I am – Some Britney Spears Upskirt Action of the Day

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I guess Britney’s so desensitized to the paparazzi that she don’t mind flashing them her panties or nipples, because they have pretty much raped her life the last few years and she’s in a position of no privacy. I guess it could also be because she’s medicated, attention craving, or just a trashy bitch that doesn’t know how to keep her vagina in her dirty pants, but I like to think it’s the same reason why you’ve made the move to tranny porn. Sure you were always into chicks but you watched so much normal porn that shit just doesn’t do it for you and seeing a tranny getting her titties sucked just gets you going. I could be wrong, it does happen you know, probably a lot more than me being right, but I’ll never admit that to anyone cuz that would show weakness.

Here are those Britney Upskirt and Nipple pics:

Bonus –
Watch Jamie Lynn Spears Bitching Out the Paparazzi
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Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Nipple Slip|Panty|Unsorted|Upskirt|Wedgie

2007

08

Oct

I am – Megan Fox and her Boyfriend of the Day

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I am always happy to see Megan Fox with her boyfriend, mainly for you because it gives losers like you hope that one day you will bag a hot chick. I know that in Megan Fox’s case she was probably diddling herself to David on 90210 when she was growing up so for her she’s living the fuckin’ dream and that no girl has ever diddled herself for you, so your Megan Fox will never come out of the woodwork and sweep you out of your shitty fucking life, but at least there’s hope and delusion is just as good as reality because at least you believe it and if you believe it then it’s truth. See how fuckin’ deep I am, and it’s all because Megan Fox and David from 90210 bring out my internal philosopher, it’s got nothing to do with you inspiring me because you don’t inspire anyone, you don’t even inspire your mother enough to admit that you came from her pussy.

Bonus: Megan Fox Ass in Denim


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Posted in:Ass|Brian Austin Green|Love|Megan Fox|Unsorted

2007

08

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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This weekend has been very drunken and I hate people who talk about how drunk they got but this site is called drunkenstepfather so I guess I can get away with it and not beat myself over how lame I am for being one of those guys. I don’t know when the drinking started or ended maybe sometime last week, but this past weekend I woke up in the fucking gutter at 9 in the morning after some kind of crazy bender at some loft party that I randomly showed up to at 6 am and I couldn’t get back into my house until now because it is Canadian Thanksgiving and my wife is eating her fat face off at some friend’s house, so here are my links…from friday that I never posted.

Some Girl Eats a Spoonful of Cinnamon Video
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Some Coco’s Got Some Nutty Fucking Tits
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Britney Spears is a Prostitute
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Intense Britney Upskirt Pictures
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Rihanna I Hate That I Love You Video Because I Am In Love With This Slut
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Christina Milian’s Got Some Amazing Cleavage
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Some Teenage Girl Gets Pepersprayed
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Which of These Girls Has Real Tits?
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Lohan is Out of Rehab But Never Out of my Heart
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Some George Clooney With a Sex Ramp Action
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The Rad Girls Shove Things Up Their Noses
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Some Rock of Love Chick’s Porn Pics
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Some Janet Jackson Cleavage at some Premiere
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Some Half Naked Chick Posing…Video
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Some Crazy Britney Fan Throwing Coffee on the Paparazzi
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Pam Anderson Marries Rick Salomon
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Some Dude’s Porn CDs Prompted His Girl To Kill Him Because Porn Kills
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Maria Shriver Picks Her Teeth with a Business Card
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Watch This Girl Eating Ice Cream Pervert
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Some J-Lo Showing Off Her Ready to Drop Junk
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Some Hot New Kelly Clarkson Video Because Watching Fat Chicks Singing is Pornographic…
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Jaime Foxx Wears Clip On Bling..
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown Finale…
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A whole Lot of Chicks in Some Pervert’s Photobucket Album
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Monica Bellucci in Maxim Ukraine Because Maxim Ukraine is Taking Over…
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Some Slut Named Cassie’s Nude Pics in the stepFORUM
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2 Girls Fighting in a Parking Lot in Vegas
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Some Weird Army Girl Nude Spread
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A Whole Lot of Pictures of Really Skinny Girls For Those of You Who Like Anorexic Chicks Half Naked As Much as I Do
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Some Chick’s Tits on Photobucket
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Some Big Breasted Girl With a Lip Ring’s Self Pics
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Kristin Kreuk in Arena Magazine
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Hulk Hogan is to Host The Return of American Gladiator
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Exlusive Danny Bonaduce Statement About Hurting That Asshole Johnny Fairplay
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I Hate Sarah Silverman – But Her Comedic Timing is Pretty On Even If Her Jokes are Lame and Obvious
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2 Girls and 1 Cup Video That Made Me Throw Up….Seriously Fuckin’ Gross….and Not Safe For Anywhere…Don’t Watch It…..
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Euro Pornstars Scores a 77
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Use this Spray To Get Woman To Talk To You…
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A Gallery of Hot Girls Caught Naked
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I want me Some Sweet Potato Pussy
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A Whole Lot of Dirty Movies
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Find Sluts in your Hometown…
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Bonus:

Denise Pernula at the International Lingerie Convention:

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2007

05

Oct

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole Animal Print Bra of the Day

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Here’s a little Trailer Park Cheap Knock Off Version of Posh Spice action, her name is Cheryl Tweedy Cole and she is from the UK and she was in an all girl pop band and she married a footballer who used to shower with Beckham, where they would all bend it like Beckham, because he was the most flexible of the bunch….an inspiration to them all.

These pictures are of Cheryl Tweedy Cole rockin’ an animal print bra because animal print bras mean she’s a crazy slutty pornstar type, no fabric print since the Hawaiian shirt has represented such adventure and fun.

I saw a bra today, on a woman, who was breastfeeding in public. Either I live in the land of breeders or this breastfeeding business is getting fucking popular, because everytime I leave my house, which isn’t much, I see a bitch with a baby on her tit. Today, the woman was sitting in the window of a sandwich shop and was blockin out the rest of the restaurants audience, without realizing that everyone on the fuckin’ street had full view. I was tempted to go up to the window and start jerking off saying shit like “suck harder baby”, but I was thrown off when I realized the kid who was breast feeding could walk….I guess momma liked the way shit felt, or maybe liked the fullness of her tits, but doesn’t realize that this kid is going to have some serious fucking momma boy issues in about 5 years that will carry him through the rest of his life…I still liked the show and wished I was that little 4 year old suckin on that tit for a minute, but not as badly as how Cheryl Tweedy Cole wants to be Posh Spice and I love suckin’ tits. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because you haven’t read this post. Thanks for the support. Asshole.


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Posted in:Bra|Cheryl Tweedy Cole|cleavage|Tits|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova Hail’s a Cab of the Day

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I like going to Starbucks and positioning my shitty lap top so everyone around me can see what I am doing on my computer. Then I look for some seriously fucked up porn clips, pull out a notebook and notes on the shit like I am Siskel and Ebert, before Siskel died.

I usually do it during the day when the only people in the place are old ladies, new mothers and ready to drop knocked up bitches bored on maternity leave. They are my audience, I figure those sluts know this shit better than most, but that’s just because they’re packin the proof with their old age and post-pregnancy weight.

I’ve been kicked out a few times for being inappropriate, but for the most part people just look the other way in disgust and don’t bother complaining. I don’t know why I get a kick out of it, I guess I just like being around people who are of a normal weight and this is the best way to make new friends without actually having to put myself out there and introduce myself. Reality is, that strategy doesn’t work out so well.

Speaking of not working out so well, here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova communing with regular people by taking a taxi like she couldn’t afford her own driver, but is easily impressed because she’s from communism and in communist Russia, getting a ride on your neighbor’s son’s back was considered luxury.


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Posted in:Hot|Model|Petra Nemcova|Taxi|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Petra Nemcova Hail's a Cab of the Day

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I like going to Starbucks and positioning my shitty lap top so everyone around me can see what I am doing on my computer. Then I look for some seriously fucked up porn clips, pull out a notebook and notes on the shit like I am Siskel and Ebert, before Siskel died.

I usually do it during the day when the only people in the place are old ladies, new mothers and ready to drop knocked up bitches bored on maternity leave. They are my audience, I figure those sluts know this shit better than most, but that’s just because they’re packin the proof with their old age and post-pregnancy weight.

I’ve been kicked out a few times for being inappropriate, but for the most part people just look the other way in disgust and don’t bother complaining. I don’t know why I get a kick out of it, I guess I just like being around people who are of a normal weight and this is the best way to make new friends without actually having to put myself out there and introduce myself. Reality is, that strategy doesn’t work out so well.

Speaking of not working out so well, here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova communing with regular people by taking a taxi like she couldn’t afford her own driver, but is easily impressed because she’s from communism and in communist Russia, getting a ride on your neighbor’s son’s back was considered luxury.


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Petra Nemcova Hearts Turbans

Posted in:Hot|Model|Petra Nemcova|Taxi|Unsorted

2007

05

Oct

I am – Dita Von Teese is a Mime of the Day

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I know seeing a girl who hasn’t got a spray tan or a fake tan or shitty orange skin to match her cheesy 2-tone platinum hair and fake tits is refreshing but I seriously don’t understand why Dita Von Teese has a career.

I know Halloween is a favorite holiday and a great excuse for chicks to dress like whores and party harder than they usually do because they let down all their inhibitions and can pretend that they are whatever they want to be and I get that some people like it so much that they want Halloween to be everyday because sometimes being yourself is scary.

I also know that there’s a whole movement of death obsessed gothic freaks that dress like they are from the 18th century, powder their skin white, only use candles to light their homes, sacrifice animals in their basement while working up to some kind of school shooting after fucking their fat goth girlfriend that always ends in drinking each other’s blood while dressed like Edward Scissor Hands.

But reality is, it’s not hot, Goth is designed for ugly people with no friends to find each other on the internet and build their own goth community of ugly people with no friends. It’s scary and makes me feel uncomfortable and whenever I see a goth or a bitch that looks like Dita Von Teese I wait for them to bust out some kind of Mime routine because they are already in costume and I am all about throwin some quarters at street performers, because I like to give back to the community and I like the way they bounce off their heads and they run after them like that quarter is made of gold, but unfortunately goth’s take themselves so fucking seriously and miming, as gay as it is, makes people smile, and smiling is a sign of happiness and happiness is their devil.

Here’s Dita Von Teese showin’ us how original she is in black and white….


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Posted in:Dita Von Teese|Goth|Pale|Unsorted|Weird