I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

30

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Jody of the Day

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If you’re going to vote in the Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest, I demand you vote for Jody. The truth is I reached out to her and told her that I have the power to make her win, which means if she wins she’ll want to bang me, and having some hot chick who is the Hometown Hottie in Maxim want to bang me for hookin’ her up is pretty much livin’ the dream….because I like hot chicks wanting to repay me with their vaginas.

Now the reason I reached out to Jody is because her body blew me the fuck away. She is tight and looks like she’d be a solid girl, one who takes care of you like a mother and fucks you like a whore, and is pretty much has everything I want in a Hometown Hottie and a wife. She was born for this shit and started off working when she was younger selling lemonade in her bathing suit because she knew what her calling was, like the Hotel Manager who wouldn’t give me Jared Leto’s room number because he was born into a family of Hotel Managers and has been working towards hotel management since he was 5, whatever the fuck that means, all I know is that he wouldn’t take 1000 dollars to give me the info, not that I would have paid him because I don’t have 1000 dollars, but he didn’t know that.

Either way, the point of this post is to say that if Jody doesn’t win. I am going to quit this site and move to LA to park in a van outside her apartment until she forgives me for my lies, or calls the cops and gets me arrested. Don’t let us down and Make Jody the Hometown Hotties Contest Winner.


Related:

Check Out Jody’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME
NICKI
ROBERTA
GILLIAN
SHARAE

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Jody|Maxim|stepREVIEWS|Unsorted

2007

29

Sep

I am – Hometown Hottie Finalist Sharae of the Day

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Finally, a Hometown Hottie who I think deserves to be in the running, all my other reviews were kinda mean to the girls but that’s only because I didn’t think they had any business being in the competition and that they should pursue other careers, some in porn, others in working at the local Wal Mart of their Hometown but this girl Sharae has got it going on.

First off, she’s got a pretty unique face, and I am all about unique faces, I am tired of seeing the easily replaced clone party slut with fake tits, because if everyone looks the fucking same, like a cookie cutter slut, there’s no fun in bothering to learn there name, but there is fun in stuffin them like a turkey. Second, she’s got a good body, with nice big natural looking tits and to me, a hometown hottie has to have the package. She’s the girl you’re supposed to see walking around your hood and freak out over because she’s so ridiculous that you tell yourself she deserves to be in magazines. Thirdly, she wrote that she’s single, which even if it’s not true, allows all the magazine readers to think it is and that makes jerking off onto her glossy pictures easier to do, because they can fantasize that she’s actually into them….and when they cut out her picture and put it on their pillow to pretend they aren’t alone, they don’t have thoughts of her being out fucking other men.

I feel like Sharae’s got a good chance in making it, because to me she defines what Maxim is looking for, and if she doesn’t at least we’ve all seen her dressed all half naked and posing, and maybe if she doesn’t make it, she’ll at least get a gig doing something else that involves her hosting parties in my hometown so that I can douse her in champagne and lick it off her, and by champagne I mean moonshine that I sneak in, and by licking it off, I mean getting carried away in handcuffs….


Related:

Check Out Sharae’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME
NICKI
ROBERTA
GILLIAN

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Maxim|Sharae|stepREVIEWS|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I knew this kid a couple years back who was a natural player. Dude got pussy every time he left his house. It just wasn’t a thing for him. He didn’t even try to seduce girls. He was just something they all wanted to get with. I am talking from the hottest girls imaginable to the lesser quality ones but he couldn’t even go to the store or the coffee shop without one striking up a conversation with him and giving him her number. It annoyed him because shit was too accessible so he decided to join the abstinence club at the college he was going to. His goal was to take all these asexual/virginal/born again virgin 20 year olds and turn them onto a better, sexier existence. He was only in the group for a week before realizing that dudes in the abstinence club are fucking lame but the girls weren’t so bad, they were just misguided. I think he ended up breaking 3 of the 5 of them.

If you’re wondering why I am telling you this story, I have no idea why, I just ran into him and I remembered how funny that shit was….Anyway, I’ve decided that I need to make myself famous, because I am tired of being poor, so if any of you virgins have important uncles or friends, get them to put me on TV. Thanks in advance.

Here are my links.


Pornstar or Popstar
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Ice T Fondles Coco’s Ass on Stage
GO

Some Abagail Clancy Lookin’ Hot in FHM
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So 2 Underage Girls Want to Get Topless and Make Out With Each Other For Joe Francis, then They Sue Him After the Fact…So Joe Francis releases the Video….Proving that Girls are Fucking Stupid….
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Some Kylie Minogue Kissing Geri Halliwell Video
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Some Dude Tries To Fit As Many Marshmallow’s in His Mouth…
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Britney Spears Pirate Panty Upskirt
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Some Famous Chick Named Lola Ponce Rockin’ a Pretty Fucking Small Bikini
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Israel Shows Off Their Hot Soldier Sluts in Maxim Video
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Some Nicole Richie Pregnant in Stripper Shoes…
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Adriana Lima’s Thong Shot
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Kid Vs Ball Video
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Alessanda Ambrosio Showing Off her Bra Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Nicole Kidman Porn
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Torture George Bush Game
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Keeley Hazell Playing Tennis Topless
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Dildo Prank in the Elevator
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Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie and They Donated 40 Million Dollars to Peru..That’s A Lot of Money…
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Kelly Brook Works the Pole Half Naked….
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Heidi Klum Kissing Up On Baby Daddy Seal
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Danielle Lloyd Showing Off Her Thong
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Play the Party Foul Game
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nicole Richie Goes to DUI School
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The Hills Audrina Patridge Flashes Her Panties
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Melissa Midwest Goes Hardcore…Finally
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Kelly Ripa’s Got No Make-Up On and I’d Still Bang Her…
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Katherine McPhee is Engaged and Squating in Short Shorts
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Nsync’s Joey Fat One Wants to Bang Britney
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Daisy Fuentes Bikini Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Models Yana and Sandy Naked and Touching Each Other
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Christina Aguilera Talks About Sex
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Hayden Panettiere Wants You….
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Steve-O Can’t Find a Condom in a Hotel With a Naked Chick
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Selena Spice Video of Her Showing Off Her Body
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Hilary Duff Rocks a Push Up Bra
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More Pics of Hilary Duff Rockin’ a Push Up Bra
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Diddy Demands Respect….
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Posh Spice Rockin’ Her Flying Nazi Hat
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Michael J Fox Vibrating Video…Sad
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Chris Brown Molesting Rihanna
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Matthew McConaughey Married That Hot Bikini Model Camilla Alves…Bastard
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Some Girl Gets a Pretty Intense Massage…
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Alicia Keys – No One Video Dropped Today…Here It Is….
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Will.I.Am’s New Video I Got it From My Mamma – Daft Punk Remix….
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Some Dude’s Bachelor Party Video
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Jessica Alba Gets Her Nails Done
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Dad is that you?
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Best of Playboy Part 1
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Best of Playboy Part 2
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Some Idiot Jumps Off a Bridge Because He Thinks the Cops are Chasing Him
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Some Photobucket Black Porn
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Some More Photobucket Black Porn
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Download a Dave Chappelle Live Comedy Show MP3 in the stepFORUM
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Download Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits Album in the Forum
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British Slags…..
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Period Sex Vile and NSFW
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Find Yourself Some Vagina Next Door
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Use This Spray to Get Laid Because IT Works and Sex is Better than No Sex…
GO

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2007

28

Sep

I am – Lindsay Lohan Gets a Pedicure of the Day

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Here are pictures of Lohan out getting a pedicure for you foot fetishists out there. I am all about Lohan, I think she’s got it going on on all fronts. I never cared that she got fucked from every angle by every dude, I never cared that she was addicted to drugs, I never cared that she went insane, I never cared when I found out that she has herpes and doesn’t tell anyone about them. I just always wanted to bang her, herpes or not and if I ever had the chance I would have done it raw dog in hopes of landing them so that whenever I got an outbreak, I could show them to my friends and brag that my herpes are fuckin’ designer celebrity herpes, a whole different luxurious strain. Reality is, I’ll never bang Lohan but she’s looking pretty good to me, which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something….


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Rehab Ass Pictures
Lohan’s Whore Stance Pictures
Lohan’s Rehab Tits Pictures
Jessica Alba Doesn’t Like Migrant Workers…

Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Pedicure|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Soulja Boy Follow-Up Post of the Day

So Travis Barker is a fucking amazing drummer. Dude’s a fucking star and I think he makes Soulja Boy worth listening to….I wrote a post when drunk about the Soulja Boy movement and how I don’t fucking understand why everyone is going crazy over it, inspired by being in a club and seeing the whole place scream when shit went on, like a group of sheep at feeding time, and when I walked out of the club I saw a group of people performing it on the street. I was just videotaping them innocently and one of them got in my face about it…well after posting my story, I got some backlash from the star of the video – Period Pants.

This is what she said:

bahahahaha!
YOUR A FAT FUCK
but i love you for filming that for us! thanksss
hoe yeah fun is fun my friend
clearly you find fun off other people’s drunken escapades
getting your own life is crucial.
oh yeah.. and next time talk shit to our face because your post… as funny as it was i must say
was nothing but lies to big up yourself
not that you need to get any bigger…
love you forever!
period pants and teeth

My response is that the shit I wrote is how it went down whether they remember it or not. They were too busy being idiots in public and getting mad at people like me for watching their public scene. That’s like a whore who dresses like a whore getting mad about dudes lookin at them. Reality is that I don’t need my own life, when I have idiots like these people to laugh at and calling me fat is about as innovative as calling a black person black or a retarded kid a retard. I don’t expect people to be that creative though, especially people who are into Soulja Boy….just keep on following the pack, motherfucker.

Posted in:Soulja Boy|Travis Barker|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Heidi Montag in a BIkini of the Day

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I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out if these bikini pics are old or not because I feel like they are, but decided fuck it, I am going to post them anyway, because bikinis brighten up our day and because I have no editorial standards. Speaking of bright days, I had a bowl of cereal today, and the milk was sour. That’s pretty much the kind of days I always have. I ate the shit anyway because I don’t have money to buy milk and it was the last of the cereal. It tasted like shit and probably will rape my insides, but that’s just what hard living is all about.

I can only assume that’s what Heidi Montag’s baby’s going to feel like as long as he’s breast feeding, because her tits look like they are going to pop and the silicone will probably make her milk sour and her baby retarded, not that he wouldn’t be retarded in the first place, but I am just saying….

I wonder how many boys teased her growing up about being flat chested. I wonder if they used to call her flat things, like Heidi Mont-Flat, because kids are mean like that and whatever they did they gave her a complex. Maybe one of her ex boyfriends would make her fuck with her shirt on and told her that when she takes it off it reminds him of fucking a dude and he can’t stomach that shit, or maybe he just would always talk about how hot her friends tits were.

The new tits she would rather die than not have are like a new lease on life. She’s like a whole new girl, and in these pictures she looks like a lame party slut, one who will let her friends and strangers see how awesome the new tits are, even if fake tits are never awesome, but she’ll never realize it because getting fake tits in the first place means you think fake tits are hotter than your little awkward uneven tits everyone used to laugh at…..

The point of this post is that new tits and hot body don’t take away from the fact that she needs a new face, it may take a little focus off her ugly, but she’s still ugly. I can’t get this sour milk taste out of my mouth so that’s where this post ends. Goodbyes are never easy….maybe we should just leave it at See You Later….it’s easier that way….


Related Posts:

Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Even Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Lauren Conrad Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Bikini|Boobs|Heidi Montag|Implants|Tits|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Kimberly Stewart’s Pantyhose of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kimmy Stewart lookin’ better than usual at some premiere in the UK two days ago. I feel like Kimmy Stewart’s the kind of girl that guys are always two days late for because she’s not that hot and when they hear that she’s two days late they plot some kind of scheme to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping, the “I was having a nightmare” induced miscarriage.

The thing that always surprised me about her is that she’s probably slated to inherit a truckload of money when her dad dies. I know he’s got his own army of blonde kids running around the globe, with his own army of blonde ex wives he needs to payout and I am sure Kimmy’s not the favorite one, but she’s more set than you’ll ever be, and that’s enough reason for me to fall in love, because looks aren’t everything.

I was in a bar last night, in a group of people trying to get my drink and some asshole farted, literally. Everyone around me were looking to see where the fucking smell was coming from, and as soon as they saw me, they were gave me the look like I’m fucking disgusting, because I was the fattest and rattiest dude and although I usually smell, I actually showered yesterday and it wasn’t me, I am convinced it was this tight bodied blonde chick in a short dress but since she was hot everyone assumed it wasn’t her even though logically, her asshole was pretty much hanging out of her dress and there was less travel time for the fart to get out there…I fucking hate talking about fart and making fart jokes but it’s a story and it proves my point…I just wanted to clarify that I hate fart jokes….and was just telling a story to prove a point….

And the point of the story is that I felt like Kimberly Stewart at a family dinner, so I guess what it comes down to is that looks do matter. Sorry Kimberly but at least we’re in it together now buy me things. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Kimberly Stewart’s Cellulite Ass in a Bikini
Kimberly Stewarts Skirt Fights the Wind
Kimberly Stewart Getting Dressed at Coachella
Kimberly Stewart’s Got Hot Legs
Kimberly Stewart’s Sister is Hotter Than Her…So Are Most People…

Posted in:Kimberly Stewart|Legs|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Kimberly Stewart's Pantyhose of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kimmy Stewart lookin’ better than usual at some premiere in the UK two days ago. I feel like Kimmy Stewart’s the kind of girl that guys are always two days late for because she’s not that hot and when they hear that she’s two days late they plot some kind of scheme to punch her in the stomach while she’s sleeping, the “I was having a nightmare” induced miscarriage.

The thing that always surprised me about her is that she’s probably slated to inherit a truckload of money when her dad dies. I know he’s got his own army of blonde kids running around the globe, with his own army of blonde ex wives he needs to payout and I am sure Kimmy’s not the favorite one, but she’s more set than you’ll ever be, and that’s enough reason for me to fall in love, because looks aren’t everything.

I was in a bar last night, in a group of people trying to get my drink and some asshole farted, literally. Everyone around me were looking to see where the fucking smell was coming from, and as soon as they saw me, they were gave me the look like I’m fucking disgusting, because I was the fattest and rattiest dude and although I usually smell, I actually showered yesterday and it wasn’t me, I am convinced it was this tight bodied blonde chick in a short dress but since she was hot everyone assumed it wasn’t her even though logically, her asshole was pretty much hanging out of her dress and there was less travel time for the fart to get out there…I fucking hate talking about fart and making fart jokes but it’s a story and it proves my point…I just wanted to clarify that I hate fart jokes….and was just telling a story to prove a point….

And the point of the story is that I felt like Kimberly Stewart at a family dinner, so I guess what it comes down to is that looks do matter. Sorry Kimberly but at least we’re in it together now buy me things. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Kimberly Stewart’s Cellulite Ass in a Bikini
Kimberly Stewarts Skirt Fights the Wind
Kimberly Stewart Getting Dressed at Coachella
Kimberly Stewart’s Got Hot Legs
Kimberly Stewart’s Sister is Hotter Than Her…So Are Most People…

Posted in:Kimberly Stewart|Legs|Pantyhose|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – Soulja Boy Fans of the Day

So I was walking down the street and heard a group of assholes singing Soula Boy’s Crank Dat tune. I was a little confused but realized that every asshole and his fucking mother, aunt, cousin and child were hooked on this shit. I knew the youtube instructional videos already had 7,000,000 views or some shit and every asshole is gettin down to this shit, I guess what it all comes down to is that all these people like their radio.

Now I don’t mean to be a social chainsaw and I don’t mean to hurt people’s feelings but some bitch was acting gangster with me, so gangster that I asked her if her Clit was a fuckin’ Glock or if she uses her Glock as a tampon, cuz we all know metal and plastic are not all that absorbent so she had to rely on the red pants for back-up. So I gave her the pet name “Period Pants” because when a bitch has her period but is too poor to get a tampon she’s got to compromise. Maybe I shoulda called her smart shopper because with those red pants on, no one would ever know.

Anyway, I decide to film them and some bitch who I like to call teeth because all I saw was teeth got mad and me for filming her, she told me that she was already famous and asked if I was paparazzi. I told her that if she was worth my time and wasn’t so busted, that I could be anything she wanted, but until she transformed into a hot chick, we had nothing to discuss.

Her friend, a dude with a mustache wasn’t too impressed so he called me a cunt. Now I am okay with being called a cunt, because I know that I am an asshole, and 5 minutes earlier I had just walked into a glass door trying to find out Jared Leto’s room number at the W Hotel, because I figured I could get some decent footage of him banging underage girls and I could use that shit to make myself famous while getting arrested, but some cocksucker from a legacy of hotel managers ruined that dream by telling me that he’s had a dream to run a hotel since he’s been a kid and hotel management is his life fucking work and that he’s been studying it since he was 5 but was only a night receptionist and he wouldn’t give me the room number because that’s against the rule of hotel management

Either way, dude called me a cunt, I got mad, told him that mustache boys feel good on my balls like Soulja Boy feels good on his ears and that he should suck my dick, not cuz I was coming on to him but because tough guys aren’t into suckin dick and calling tough guys bitches or emasculating them in any way is the one way ticket to their tough guy hearts. So the next time he sees me I am going to get shot, but I don’t give a fuck because I am willing to get shot for content. That’s how much I like you. Cuddles.

Oh and I just made you famous, bitches.


Related Posts:

7,500,000 People Have Watched the Soulja Boy Dance Tutorial Because they are Losers

Ps – Period Pants, We Get It You, Watched His Music Video and Learned His Complex Dance. You are a dancing queen now go fuck yourself because you are just one of 7.5 Million motherfucker.

Posted in:Crank Dat|Losers|Soulja Boy|stepTV|Unsorted

2007

28

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So the picture you see above is from a girl who claims to read my site. She says she comes everyday and she wanted me to post this for her. I feel like I’ve finally made it…Like I am living the dude with a sleazy blog’s dream. A drunken party slut who looks like so many of the girls I’ve watched in CollegeFuckFest videos is into what I do….Next step making her choke on my dick, and by choke I mean from laughing at how small it is. Unfortunately for her the penis enlargement pills I’ve been taking had the reverse effect on me and now I’ve got a vagina or a penis that looks like a vagina. But I’m sure that won’t stop her cuz college girls are just crazy and into all kinds of experimental shit.

I am waiting for her to send in a pair of used panties before deciding on whether I should make a stepTV episode on my trip to her hometown to ask her dad what he thinks of these pics of his baby….Cuddles.

Here are my links,

Soma Paris Launching Her New Perfume Called Can Can, Named After Her Cunt, Cuz It’s Seen More Dick than a Pubic Can…
GO

Proof The Meg White Sex Tape is Real
GO

Chick Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
GO

Top 10 Celebrity Cunts
GO

Goth on Public Access
GO

Lucy Pinder Topless In Maxim UK Video
GO

Some Jessica Biel Ass Shots
GO

Drunk Girl With Massive Boobs Who May Be Famous Gets Kicked Out of a Club VIdeo
GO

Melanie B – Scary Spice’s Huge Tits
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Lacy Chabert Rockin’ Some Hot Cleavage
GO

A Whole Lot of Hot Rob Pin-Ups
GO

Some Psycho Bitch Dangles Her Kid off a Building
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Wallabies Having an Orgy
GO

Amy Smart’s Public Sex Video
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Pam Anderson and Denise RIchards Naked Together in Playboy
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Brittany Snow Eating Disorder Tell All
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Why You Shouldn’t Steal a Cellphone in Nicaragua
GO

Hot Bra
GO

Funny Protest Signs
GO

Emmy Rossum Rockin’ Some Cleavage
GO

Ashlee Simpson Got a Nose Job To Fix Her Breathing…I Think That’s the Excuse Every Big Nosed Jew Who’s Had a Nose Job Uses…
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Not the Kathy Lee You Think It is Posing Nude With Tanks and Guns
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Jennifer Lopez in Arena Magazine
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Frisbee Tackle – Because Frisbee is a Man’s Sport…
GO

Dudes Play a Round of Paintball in the Dark
GO

Oprah Makes a Joke About Anal Sex
GO

Some Swimsuit Model and Balloons
GO

The Natalie Portman Nude Scene I didn’t Bother Posting Because Fast Forwarding And Pausing on Nude Scene’s Isn’t My Thing….
GO

Natalie Portman Nude Scene Stills
GO

Download the Short Wes Anderson Film Featuring Natalie Portman Nude Scene
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

2 Chicks Caught Showering Together – AMAZING
GO

Lohan Is Staying in Rehab
GO

Lohan Stole Steve-O’s Cocaine
GO

Natalia Bush in a Bikini…With Scary Hot Tits
GO

Cary Hart Realizes He’s Not Into Dudes or Chicks Who Look Like Dudes So He Dumped Pink for Girls Who Look Like Girls..at least that’s the story I heard
GO

Avril Lavigne Licking
GO

Cope in Greece Make Whores Do Whore Things
GO

Some Webcam Girl’s Ass
GO

Extreme Public Sex
GO

Ashlee Simpson 2005 – 2007
GO

Evan Rachel Wood Rockin’ Some Thigh Highs
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Naked on the Streets of Kuwait
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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Guy For a Walk
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Vanessa Hudgens New Leaked Pics…Including some Panty Shots…
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Britney Spears Caught Getting Into Her Car with a Margarita….
GO

Hot Ass Ad for a Men’s Magazine
GO

Britney Films Getting Filmed
GO

Some Photobucket Sluts
GO

Some Mistry Anderson in a Small Bikini
GO

Some Self Shot Sluts Naked Pics
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Some Dude Throws His Chick Around and Makes Her Flash Her Tits
GO

Toy Bangers Gets an 80
GO

Dude Bangs a Sleepy Chick…NSFW and WEIRD
GO

Sex is Around The Corner…
GO

Use This Spray to Get Laid
GO

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