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2007

01

Oct

I am – Dr Steve-O Premieres Tonight and You Don't Care of the Day

From what I understand, Steve O has a new show called Dr Steve-O where he helps dudes get game, like he’s some fucking authority on having game. The girls he fucks are trash that fuck anyone famous who roles into town. Those are the kind of girls who think that getting with a dude they see on TV is some kind of status symbol or maybe it will lead to better things. They never look at themselves as groupies, they always think that they are the shit because the “famous” person could have had anyone they wanted, when in reality they probably could of because 90 percent of girls are groupies when it comes down to it. They are easily impressed by DJs, Actors, Comedians and that’s why famous people on any level have all the options in the world, but the thing these sluts don’t realize is that as fun as it is for the famous person to fuck them and as fun as it is for them to fuck the famous person, the famous person moves on to fuck different girls every night, while the slut just sits back at home and goes back to her everyday life with a story to tell her friends, who may act like they are jealous but deep down know that their friend is just a useless groupie slut.

Either way, this doesn’t seem to work for people with shitty blogs no one reads, based on personal experience, and the clip you see is of Steve-O making them make out with old ladies. This is a direct rip off of the Rad Girls , who by the way are fucking awesome and I’d totally be a groupie slut to get a chance to get in all three of them at the same time

I guess when you’re an asshole like Steve-O, coming up with original concepts is easier to get off the internet than actually doing something yourself, because you’re too busy getting wasted and eating your own vomit to get a couple of cheap laughs.

Bonus Leaked Clip – Trishelle Getting a Lap Dance Video

2007

01

Oct

I am – Girls Gone Wild Girls Give Their Consent then Sue Joe Francis Videos of the Day

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So my link to this didn’t work last time…..These girls are suing Joe Francis for being party sluts who make out with each other topless on Camera for him, saying they didn’t give consent. Reality is that they did give their full consent and he decided to go public with the videos because Girls are attention craving idiots…who only realize what they are doing after they’ve done it.

I don’t know what it is but this shit happens all the fucking time. I guess the majority of girls are insecure and feel like guys wanting to fuck them is a sign of how desirable they are or some shit, or they realize that they have tits and that their tits are enough to make dudes give them the time of day, and showing them off will put them on the map and lead to better things. Maybe they are just having a good time and are hormonally charged and shit’s a fantasy to them, like it makes them come across as a sexually powerful girl like the pornstars their boyfriends jerk off to, because girls are competitive and think that because we jerk off to porn, we want our chicks to be pornstars. They don’t realize that we just want them to be pornstars in the bedroom.

I am into this exhibitionist party slut shit because I am a pervert and because it’s funny, but I’d never respect a chick who does this kind of thing, and I’d always just look at her as a dumb attention craving whore and manipulate that shit to work in my favor, like threesomes and shit like that. They are no different than a hooker or a stripper or whatever other than that they are stupider than them because they don’t make money doing their stupid slut things. I am way more into girls who are solid and invite you into their pants after you put work into them instead of just throwing their vagina’s at me. Like I said, I am a walking contradiction and as funny as this Girls Gone Wild shit is, and as funny as getting girls flash me or do things that no self-respecting chick would ever do, I’d just never fall for this kind of trash, but I’d probably fuck it, with a condom on.

I sometimes make my wife show her tits to my friends, but only because that shit’s like National Geographic. They are so big and disgusting that it’s one of nature’s great mysteries and we’re strictly doing it for science, I also get off on watching her fuck black guys. But that’s a whole other story.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I overheard some people talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina the other day, they were fighting about who was hotter and I was surprised people still even bother arguing that shit. You’d think people have better things to do with their time than talk about people they don’t know, then I remembered that’s what I do everyday on this site, but since my life is a walking contradiction and I am probably the most inconsistent person out there and have nothing better to do, I still think arguing that shit is a waste of fucking time because it’s obvious the Angelina destroys this 4 day old Greek Salad of a bitch.

But really, who fucking cares who is hotter, hotness isn’t important, there are so many hot chick in the world and everyone’s into different shit that we should be caring about who’s a better fuck, and the fact that Brad Pitt left his marriage for Angelina, pretty much sums that up for all of us. Sure Aniston was a ass loving greek but anyone can take it up the ass, even you, and what guys want is a girl who begs for that shit like if she doesn’t get it she’ll fucking curl up and die.

You see finding a decent lookin’ chick who is in love with dick more than she’s in love with herself is harder than finding a hot chick I’d like to fuck because I see them every time I leave my house. A girl who doesn’t care if she’s seen as a slut and who loves fucking like a whore, who is addicted to dick and always wants yours is really what we are lookin’ for. So when lookin’ at whether Angelina or Aniston is hotter, you should really be focusing on who’s a better fuck because if you ask any dude if he’d rather a hot chick who blows you the fuck away in bed, or a bikini model who just lays there and takes it, motherfucker will probably take the one who knows how to fuck. Super models are good for your public image and ego, but when you’re locked down in your bedroom getting the best sex of your life, who gives a fuck about public image because you haven’t left your house in days….

Point of all this is that you’ll never get the supermodel frigid bitch or the cute sex addicted chick, so you don’t even have to worry about any of this shit, you can just sit there and jerk off to your 16 year old neighbor and her friends sunbathing, or put all your energy into the fat retarded chick in your class with the glass eye, who thinks you’re funny when ever you talk to her and she’s already asked you to fuck her but you’re too scared of vagina to go through with it…or you could focus on making some serious changes so that you get whatever the fuck you want and it’s really just a matter of having lots of money because hot chicks like money and do dirty things to be with guys with money.

Here are some pictures of Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, because he’s probably slammin’ her, even though he could have any 20 year old party slut he wants…but maybe washed up old ladies who aren’t good enough for Brad Pitt with lots of money is what he wants….maybe he’s living out his Aniston Fantasy from when he used to jerk off to her hard nipples on FRIENDS, but I think you’re the only person who did that. Weirdo.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I overheard some people talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina the other day, they were fighting about who was hotter and I was surprised people still even bother arguing that shit. You’d think people have better things to do with their time than talk about people they don’t know, then I remembered that’s what I do everyday on this site, but since my life is a walking contradiction and I am probably the most inconsistent person out there and have nothing better to do, I still think arguing that shit is a waste of fucking time because it’s obvious the Angelina destroys this 4 day old Greek Salad of a bitch.

But really, who fucking cares who is hotter, hotness isn’t important, there are so many hot chick in the world and everyone’s into different shit that we should be caring about who’s a better fuck, and the fact that Brad Pitt left his marriage for Angelina, pretty much sums that up for all of us. Sure Aniston was a ass loving greek but anyone can take it up the ass, even you, and what guys want is a girl who begs for that shit like if she doesn’t get it she’ll fucking curl up and die.

You see finding a decent lookin’ chick who is in love with dick more than she’s in love with herself is harder than finding a hot chick I’d like to fuck because I see them every time I leave my house. A girl who doesn’t care if she’s seen as a slut and who loves fucking like a whore, who is addicted to dick and always wants yours is really what we are lookin’ for. So when lookin’ at whether Angelina or Aniston is hotter, you should really be focusing on who’s a better fuck because if you ask any dude if he’d rather a hot chick who blows you the fuck away in bed, or a bikini model who just lays there and takes it, motherfucker will probably take the one who knows how to fuck. Super models are good for your public image and ego, but when you’re locked down in your bedroom getting the best sex of your life, who gives a fuck about public image because you haven’t left your house in days….

Point of all this is that you’ll never get the supermodel frigid bitch or the cute sex addicted chick, so you don’t even have to worry about any of this shit, you can just sit there and jerk off to your 16 year old neighbor and her friends sunbathing, or put all your energy into the fat retarded chick in your class with the glass eye, who thinks you’re funny when ever you talk to her and she’s already asked you to fuck her but you’re too scared of vagina to go through with it…or you could focus on making some serious changes so that you get whatever the fuck you want and it’s really just a matter of having lots of money because hot chicks like money and do dirty things to be with guys with money.

Here are some pictures of Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston in a bikini, because he’s probably slammin’ her, even though he could have any 20 year old party slut he wants…but maybe washed up old ladies who aren’t good enough for Brad Pitt with lots of money is what he wants….maybe he’s living out his Aniston Fantasy from when he used to jerk off to her hard nipples on FRIENDS, but I think you’re the only person who did that. Weirdo.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jordan’s Drunken Upskirt of the Day

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The thing I like about Jordan is that she knows her role. She’s a party slut and she’s got no problem going out and getting drunk and living up that shit. There’s nothing that I hate more than party sluts who pretend they aren’t party sluts and act all fucking conservative and shit until they get a drink in them and then the tits or panties come out. You know the party slut that can only unleash the inner party slut with a few drinks in her. You know the kind of girl that is constantly in the corner hooking up with dudes, having multiple one night stands then going home after being abused to feel shitty about herself and spends the week coping with her whore behavior until the next week roles around and she gets another drink in her. I guess both are a good time, but I don’t really like surprises so Jordan living this shit day to day accepting what she is inspires me.

The other thing I like about Jordan is that she’s a mom and I have a thing for irresponsible parents. Bitch just had a kid and is already out hitting the clubs showing off that she lost her pregnancy weight and still has retardedly big tits and a vagina that I am sure doesn’t smell like roses. I am thinking she’s seen more cock than TROJAN or this 75 year old hooker that’s still working around the corner from me after a 55 year career because it’s all she knows.

The only thing I hate about girls with all that penis experience is that they know I’m packing a hybrid penis that’s usually more vaginal, but only on cold days, where as less experienced girls never really know how shitty it actually is. I always used to try to tell girls to let me stick it in them cuz they won’t feel anything and that I’m like a tampon but that never really worked out for me.

Either way, here’s Jordan’s upskirt.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Jordan's Drunken Upskirt of the Day

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The thing I like about Jordan is that she knows her role. She’s a party slut and she’s got no problem going out and getting drunk and living up that shit. There’s nothing that I hate more than party sluts who pretend they aren’t party sluts and act all fucking conservative and shit until they get a drink in them and then the tits or panties come out. You know the party slut that can only unleash the inner party slut with a few drinks in her. You know the kind of girl that is constantly in the corner hooking up with dudes, having multiple one night stands then going home after being abused to feel shitty about herself and spends the week coping with her whore behavior until the next week roles around and she gets another drink in her. I guess both are a good time, but I don’t really like surprises so Jordan living this shit day to day accepting what she is inspires me.

The other thing I like about Jordan is that she’s a mom and I have a thing for irresponsible parents. Bitch just had a kid and is already out hitting the clubs showing off that she lost her pregnancy weight and still has retardedly big tits and a vagina that I am sure doesn’t smell like roses. I am thinking she’s seen more cock than TROJAN or this 75 year old hooker that’s still working around the corner from me after a 55 year career because it’s all she knows.

The only thing I hate about girls with all that penis experience is that they know I’m packing a hybrid penis that’s usually more vaginal, but only on cold days, where as less experienced girls never really know how shitty it actually is. I always used to try to tell girls to let me stick it in them cuz they won’t feel anything and that I’m like a tampon but that never really worked out for me.

Either way, here’s Jordan’s upskirt.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Lohan Touching Her Toes of the Day

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I decided to sit in a coffee shop because I wanted out of the house and didn’t have anywhere else to go. I saw a bitch breast feeding, which seems to happen every fucking time I go into the place and today I was feeling a little obnoxious so I looked at her and looked at the baby and told her to save some for me because I was feeling kinda hungry. The mom wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck myself or something. I guess she didn’t realize that I was being serious.

I used to get the same reaction back in the day when I thought asking a girl to touch her toes was the funniest question, because they’d answer it seriously, then realize how fucking creepy and would tell me to fuck myself. I used to ask girls in all kinds of situations to touch their toes, whether it was outside the gym, where I used to hang out to see mom’s come in in their lycra, or at the mall where I’d sit to see the teen girls shopping, or the grocery store when women were bending over to get cans of soup. I’m creepy like that.

Here are some pictures of Lohan doing what I used to love seeing girls do, I don’t think she has any idea that this toe touching shit is a fetish of mine, but I’ll just pretend she does, like you pretend the girls you see in porn are your girlfriends who let you lick their assholes every time you jerk off.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Pamela Anderson’s Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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I went to a Breast Cancer event, not because I believe in Charity even though I’d like to single handedly save every breast in the world with my mouth, but Charity events are horse shit. They are a group of people who either didn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves before the disease directly affected them or someone they love, or a group of self righteous assholes pretending to make a difference, while pulling a salary off the charity organization and only donating a fraction of the money they make to the cause because the rest of the money’s going into the elaborate events that seduce rich people to show up to because they want to feel less guilty about being rich cocksuckers who fuck people over everyday to feel like they are doing their part so that they can sleep soundly at night…..

So the real reason I went to breast cancer charity event was because I like watching the self exam demo. Shit’s like porno to me.

Speaking of porno here’s some pictures of Pam Anderson’s breasts busting out of her shirt, because those fuckers are huge and by huge I mean disgusting. They are so filled with rubber that could have been better used to save a nation from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy but at least they won’t ever get breast cancer, they are the titty equivalent of when a retired couple put aluminum siding on their house so they’ll never have to paint y again….if you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because I don’t even know what I am talking about. Just look at her tits pervert.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Pamela Anderson's Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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I went to a Breast Cancer event, not because I believe in Charity even though I’d like to single handedly save every breast in the world with my mouth, but Charity events are horse shit. They are a group of people who either didn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves before the disease directly affected them or someone they love, or a group of self righteous assholes pretending to make a difference, while pulling a salary off the charity organization and only donating a fraction of the money they make to the cause because the rest of the money’s going into the elaborate events that seduce rich people to show up to because they want to feel less guilty about being rich cocksuckers who fuck people over everyday to feel like they are doing their part so that they can sleep soundly at night…..

So the real reason I went to breast cancer charity event was because I like watching the self exam demo. Shit’s like porno to me.

Speaking of porno here’s some pictures of Pam Anderson’s breasts busting out of her shirt, because those fuckers are huge and by huge I mean disgusting. They are so filled with rubber that could have been better used to save a nation from AIDS and unwanted pregnancy but at least they won’t ever get breast cancer, they are the titty equivalent of when a retired couple put aluminum siding on their house so they’ll never have to paint y again….if you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because I don’t even know what I am talking about. Just look at her tits pervert.

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2007

01

Oct

I am – Tori Spelling is a Pussycat Doll of the Day

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I’ve taken shits hotter than Tori Spelling and I have some kind of liver failure shit that I never got checked out that fucks up my digestion, not that you care, but I figured I’d throw it out there so that you know that my bloody yellow stool is better put together than this bitch.

She hosted some Pussycat Doll show in Vegas and by looking at these pictures she looks like she’s better suited to host a tranny show in some seedy gay club that the tranny’s don’t even bother checking out because they’d rather sit at home and do their hair.

I was at a strip club and saw some bitch who looked a lot like Tori Spelling, only her tits were about 10 times the size, she was one of those fetish type of girls who was raped growing up and is taking reactive measures to deal with the pain of having her innocence taken. I’m talking tits so big bitch was a fucking cartoon character and when she took off my friends hat, and covered her tit with it, shit barely covered her insanely huge nipples. One of the many things better about this girl than Tori Spelling is that her pussy was pierced shut with some serious metal clasps and cages that made her look like she had a dick in her panties, but when it came off just brought home the fact that no dick was getting in that shit and no baby was coming out….Unfortunately for us, Tori obviously doesn’t have that proven by the fact that she just had a baby, and now some poor kids gotta grow up with a mom as embarrassing as this.

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