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2022

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really care about much, even though people think I’m paranoid about the whole end of the world, elites trying to destroy our society, by either collapsing the economy, helping created debilitating inflation, maybe even biblical levels of famine an disease, thanks to people openly accepting the mark of the beast, which to me isn’t really paranoid at all, when you don’t actually care that it’s happening, you just see it happening…

But the problem is that everything, or almost everything looks set up and fake. Whether it’s national news stories about not being able to breathe, or wars, or press conferences featuring politicians, or Johnny Depp’s lawsuit that was televised, when other more substantial court cases weren’t…..

So seeing the Matt McConaughey’s involvement in the recent school shooting, as a celebrity mechanism to get gun control, because obviously they want to disarm you, what are they so scared of you being armed for?

It was corny ass scripted bullshit, he was acting, and not very well, further pushing this actor based reality, where they obviously know we are mindless people willing to bend over and take it up the ass all because a famous guy told us to….

So when you see that, in all its fakeness, it’s very hard to figure out what is actually real, or at least the truth….

To make it even more hilarious, there’s a picture of him circulating taken after the speech rocking the “devil horn” satanist hand symbol, that you may have done in your life at a rock show, not realizing that satanists actually do that hand symbol to let each other know that they are satanists…which isn’t paranoia, it’s what they do….

So seeing him doing satanic hand gestures with some other asshole…just makes it all so fucking obvious and unfortunately, makes him dead to me.

Not that I care for any actor, but I like a handful of them, until they do dumb shit like that….because I’m on the opposite side of satan….I’m here ready for Jesus’ return….an in the meantime, I’ll stare at tits waiting, which admittedly is not very Christlike of me, but what can you do….tits are great….

McConaughey is a pussy…and has probably been treated like one and it is caught on video, because blackmail is the only excuse for that kind of evil behavior….

Salma Hayek Bikinis
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Big Titty Canadian Goalie in a Red Bikini for her Baywatch Bikini
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Model Kate in a Strappy Lingerie Set
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Former NFL player brutally takes down Amber Heard
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Monkey is Mad at Man
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Man Saves Baby
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War Hero Accused of Buying Medals Online
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Massive Wave in Hawaii
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Johnny Depp Does TikTok
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Shop Inexpensive Swimwear or Look at the Models Instead
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m just looking for a hot midget with human sized tits and ass to join my midget tossing league in an era that doesn’t want midget tossing to be a national sport, or even an amateur sport…but also that doesn’t want the people selected for said sport to be recruited based on their tits and ass….because NO ONE has fun anymore…..

It’s pretty alienating being the last standing public misogynist, who hasn’t evolved as a person and who still likes creepin’ and creeping out the people, who are at this stage of the game, bigger perverts than me, but they do it in a woke and inclusive way, which basically cancels it out.

Where are the people with no empathy at, ready to make fun of shit and not cry or fear being cancelled over it…..they sure aren’t in the park because the highlight of my day is fighting with the parents of autistic kids misbehaving, you know helmet wearing kids who don’t have a bike, skateboard, roller blades or scooter….just a protective casing for an already broken mind…

Because the parents of autistic kids think they are special, deserve special treatment or respect, because they were dealt a shitty hand, so even when their shitty kids are being annoying in public….

So today’s autistic kid parent I fought with was some miserable fuck who let the kid throw rocks at seagull in the park, he was even filming it…before turning it on me when I suggested I was willing to get violent by implying that the autistic rock throwing kid will have to live with the vision of his daddy, his protector getting his ass kicked…

It’s not my fault their weak cum and uterus, genetics, or environmental factors like giving kids 1000 vaccines by the age of two…..and it sure isn’t the seagulls fault….so I am willing to make an Austic Kid’s dad have a melt down because he’s on the verge of a meltdown to protect the animals of the world….I know, heroic..

Well apparently not to the other people in the park, who have collectively decided I am the worst human around…well, they should check out this site and 18 years of my rants to confirm that, I could use the traffic….

Not to mention, why is my park filled with autistic rock throwers, instead of titty sucking bikini babes like the header picture would suggest. What a fail.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Bella Hadid is a Vision in White!
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German Track & Field Star Eleni Frommann is Worth a Look – Hello!
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Larsen Thompson’s Bikini Dance
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IG Model Sammy Draper in the Danger Zone
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Larsen Thompson Puts the Cannes in Cannes
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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off her Bust Bod
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Johnny Depp joins Tiktok to see all the Amber Heard memes
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Woman Gets A Baby Woodpecker Tangled Up In Her Hair!
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Kawasaki H2R With 326bhp Gets Dyno Tested!
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Four bidders reached out to Peyton Manning for new role with Broncos
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Rams Make Aaron Donald the First Non-QB to Make $30 Million a Year
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Kylie Jenner’s Nipple Bikini
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Brad Pitt Rides the Bullet Train!
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Playing “The Lick” On 91 Musical Instruments!
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Massive Fire Breaks Out At An Aluminium Factory
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Kristen Stewart Sells her Malibu House
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GF Tries New Scooter – Eats Shit
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NFL fans react to news of Broncos star Jerry Jeudy leaving field early due to injury
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Deebo Samuel is Expected to Attend 49ers Mandatory Minicamp
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Josephine Skriver’s Butt Shot
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A Look at Hailey Bieber’s Everyday Skin Prep!
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American Woman Wins The Cheese Chasing Competition!
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Realistic Chocolate Giraffe
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Angry Primate
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Chris Evans Wants to Date You
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Odell Beckham Jr Crashed Sean McVay’s Wedding
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Hot Model Polina’s Alone Time in the Apartment
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Drone View Of A Road Destroyed By A Landslide In 2009
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Movie Theatre Prank
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Clumsy
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10 Funny Protest Signs
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9 Dumb People Describe Being Dumb
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Nothing But Instant Regret And Hilarious Fails!
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Teddy Gets Operated On
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Dirty Hockey Hits
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Looking At Why This Watch Costs A Whopping $450,000!
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Drivers Drivin Bad
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Mets Broadcast Booth Loses It Talking About “Stroking Out”
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Model Bregje Heinen’s Tropical Bikini Shoot
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Doja Cat Rocks a Very Unique Bikini Top!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Juliannee Hough in a Tight Outfit
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Hailey Steinfeld in NYC with a Big Broad
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Lottie Moss – Nude Shoot
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Lili Simmons Pantsless on a Balcony
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Maria Bakalova Cleavage
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Everything From the MTV Movie Awards
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Nudes in the Movies
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Fat Bryce Dallas Howard in a Titty Top
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Anne Hathaway in Yellow
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Auli’i Cravalho in a Slutty Outfit
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Lindsay Vonn in a Black Dress
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Lisa from Blackpink in a Yellow Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a Sports Bra in LA
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas Cleavage
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Megan Fox Tittys in a Tight Top
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Random One Off Celeb Pics
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Taco Tuesday
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Hot Blonde on a Dick Ride
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Mashup Weirdnes
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Hot Body Show
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Tinder Girl Gone Wild
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Ass Licking Lesbians
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Gia Oh My’s Public Booty Show
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Weird Sex Act
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Scumbag of the Week
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Molly Fast Naked
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Panty Soaked with the Vibe
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Lana Lane’s BikinI Drop
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Slow Touch
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Amateur Can’t Handle the Dicks
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Sex Tape of the Day
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Giant Toy in Ass
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Cuck Husband
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Super Soaking
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Neighbor Fuck
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Shower Ass Gets Oiled
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Hotwife Creampied
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2022

Jun

Kelsea Ballerini Bikini of the Day

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This is a pretty welcomed gift to us country music lovers out here…..

Because you probably didn’t watch the Grand Ole Opry this past weekend, because you’re still confused as to whether country music is good or not, after decades of it being shit on by people who say “anything but country” when asked what music they like…a canned response that never made sense to me since country is from the heart storytelling, real music from the soul for the soul, which in an era of videogame music and half retards trying to be famous, doesn’t really hit the mark on what I want out of music…

If you did watch the Opry, you would have seen Knoxville’s own starlet Kelsea Ballerini, who is a pretty fucking solid and hot country singer, drop some of her hits, and a future hit, in a pair of awkwardly high waisted pink bell bottom pants that made her ass look square or weird, but that I still watched dance around the stage with her story telling….wondering “what would that look like naked”.

I even googled Kelsea Ballerini nude, came up with nothing, obviously, these are level headed, family oriented, god loving people…..

From her performance, I gathered that she in studio all of last week recording her next album of hits while trying to determine whether she had decent sized tits or not…

I guess with ending the recording comes beach vacation to unwind and girl got to show off her country body, all fit and toned, maybe from riding horses like you want her to ride you, maybe from working the farm, or maybe from being rich and famous and needing a hot body to maintain that performer life….prayers were answered, I should as for more than “I hope Kelsea Ballerini posts bikini pics next week for me to compare and contrast what I think she looks like in a bikini with what she actually looks like”….

Anyway, long legs with that solid waist to hip ratio looks goo, th tits, still questionable abut hot enough for me, all while she drinks her wine, I mean she is a rich as shit white girl from the middle of the country what do you fucking expect out of her, besides some basic behavior of wine.

The point of the story is where’s the sex tape at? Or is she too famous for one already….I mean she is married, so self produced porn between a married couple for the internet is hardly a bad idea, maybe even a thrilling idea….even if she doesn’t NEED to do it for her career, she’s happy with what she has, so maybe do it for the fans…I’m ready to watch..

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2022

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t really need to campaign for TINY TITS anymore, I’ve done this same post every week for the last few years, I blame COVID lockdowns and the increase in slutty exhibitionist girls with an OnlyFans dream for opening my eyes to all the amateurs out there getting naked for free in efforts to recruit nerds into being paying customers…it’s been an interesting development in the human experience, one we all know was in the underbelly of society, but that is now in the front, all thanks to the internet rewarding girls for being naked, rather than for other things like being smart, because if they are smart, they are grabbing that easy money getting naked, so that they don’t have to be slaves to the machine an the system for the next 40 years before a modest retirement, but instead live the dream life of lazy luxury they all deserve.

The point is that in more girls getting naked on the internet, the more insecurities, the more likely they are to jack up their tits with 90s style implants, and the more tiny tits murdered that didn’t ned to be murdered because tiny tits can be just as hot, the bodies they are stuck to just as hot, and in no way does it make you gay or into teen boys like people seem to think when you endorse tiny tits, I’ve never seen hot tiny tits on teen boys, so I have no idea where that dumbfuck dis originated….probably from the same people who think that dudes with fake tits and a wig aren’t actual dudes, that their hard cocks are lady cocks, so it’s not gay to suck em…..calling out others for being gay because wee like them petite women…who come stock with a pussy….which is the thing that makes tiny tits NOT GAY…or really jerking off to any woman not GAY….the dick, you see, is what makes it gay.

All this to say, support tiny tits, tell all the tiny tits you meet they are good enough so dumb things like filling them with toxic plastics don’t happen. It’s a hero move, maybe they’ll suck your dick for it.

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2022

Jun

Barbara Palvin Bodysuit of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the hot A-List Hungarian model that should make you hungary for Hungarian Model ass, even when it is unshowered / especially when it is unshowered.

In this series featuring the once Victoria’s Secret girl, who was literally a girl when they first launched her, basically freshly 18 and already trained to play on the runway and at photoshoots in her underwear with other high paid bitches, I wonder how that worked out for her, probably alright since we’re still looking at her full tit in this tight bodysuit that does wonders as it touches the pussy, asshole an tits at the same time.

I guess there was that set back before fat chicks were loud enough to make brands blacklist and alienate skinny chicks, in efforts to seem inclusive and good, when we all know any massive corporation is the fucking worst for profit despite what it may do to the environment or the people they work with…so their attempt to be woke is pretty fucking obvious…they just do what they do for money…..

But there was a time before hiring fat chicks, where she was too fat, replaced with a lesbian named Stella Maxwell, giving her something to work towards, which I guess she’s pulled off and she’s looking hot right here, all that human trafficking and mental abuse from the people who brought her over has positioned her nicely for the next phase of her getting half naked for the people…a little abuse from your employer can go a long way I guess…

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2022

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pant Tuesday is a fun day to look at pants tight enough to be skin, but strong enough to cover up the cellulite and slop of said skim, kind of like a second skin, or a condom in pant form, which typically improves the ass, gunt and overall sex appeal of the bitch in said tight pants, which happens to be MANY bitches of all ages, you can hardly leave a house without seeing a pair on a bitch….

The highlight of the tight pants is not the yeast infections they probably promote or trigger, but seeing the place where said yeast infections fester, you know the pussy….since some girls have big fat pussy mounds,while others barely have a pussy through their pants at all, and both examples of tight pants are worth staring at until the woman in the pants feels uncomfortable as she should because she’s basically fucking naked in public….heathen…in a good way.

The only tight pants I saw today was an old bitch gardening, bent over, massive cunt between her legs, brilliant enough, at least from afar..

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2022

Jun

Alexandra Stan Topless of the Day

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I post about Alexandra Stan more than I’ve ever listened to her “Mr Saxobeat” song, not because I don’t rock out to dance music like a drunken piece of shit when at the strip club, but I prefer silence, knowing that they send us messages through all their popular music, I saw Josie and the Pussycat and when realizing that I knew every lyric to both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry without every actively listening to any of their songs, I thought “what else are they doing to me”…..like turning me gay like the chemicals in our water and food, ALL THAT BIRTH CONTROL PILL PISS HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, why not back into the system to turn us all into a bunch of bitches….or maybe to make me hate my life because I am not the popstar that I was destined to be….because feelings of inadequacies is all part of their agenda.. YOU ARE WORTHLESS, THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT, LISTEN TO THEIR EVERY WORD….

But yeah, Alexandra Stan a one hit wonder, which is really all any of us could ask to be, is still in action, posting some topless pics, that could be filtered and fake since she’s older now, but it’s the internet, it’s all fake a gay, so we’ll just appreciate it cuz she’s fucking hot.

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2022

Jun

Ashleigh Tribble’s Wine and Body of the Day

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I haven’t done one of these hipster photoshoots in a long time, even though I love them. I am too lazy to try to recruit photographers and models to collaborate with me, plus the general perception of the site, being called DrunkenStepfather and all, is that it’s nothing anyone wants to affiliate with, even when the site was big, with a lot more traffic, people would not touch it, advertisers wouldn’t touch it, and that’s unfortunate because I’m not all that bad, we coulda done big things together girl, just cuz I call celebs whores, doesn’t mean I shit on girls who do nude shoots to help themselves become the celebs I’ll eventually end up hating. It’s a process!

Anyway, if I had my way, all I would post on is the no name, low level model who hasn’t broke through the clutter, like a king maker, not someone trying to kick celebs while they are up.

So seeing this Diamondhead, Mississippi based photographer and model collab on their updated an improved basic white girl of instagram activity, drinking wine, because they put the hot body in lingerie outdoors and that warms my soul…

The photographer is Heath Lander – a lawyer by day….hipster photographer by night!

The model is Ashleigh Tribble and she’s fucking amazing, roundest ass I’ve seen today, not that I’ve seen any asses yet, but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t, it’s that I’d watch her drink wine all the time….Pulled from NAKID

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2022

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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This is my bathing suit song and by song I mean post that I wish was a song because that way I could make actual money off it, you know because if you were to listen to any of the top songs out there, the lyrics pretty basic, you know so that they an penetrate the mind of the half retards and get them in a trance, maybe while doing a tiktok dance, allowing the people behind the song to basically herd the sheep in the direction they need theme to be….

Blog posts on blog sites no one reads don’t have the same monetization or impact…but I would argue that bitches in bikinis do…it’s the foundation of social media, the bathing suit pics gets people excited, gets views and followers, even old bitches with no social media footprint benefit from stripping down for their actual family and friends.

Hence the need for a bathing suit song and a silly dance to bring together two things that keep us hypnotized and distracted….

As a hermit loner weirdo who has never had any real friends, I’ve managed to be deprived of real life bathing suit experiences basically all my life but luckily the internet saved me, thanks to exhibitionism…

So let’s get that bathing suit song workshopped, brainstormed and let these samples of bathing suit girls be our mood board.