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2022

11

May

Nicole Scherzinger’s Pink Bikini of the Day

My latest words of wisdom, moments of inspiration, self help tip, not self help tit, which would be a more interesting thing than my bullshit tip…but yeah….

When all is at rock bottom, when the world is looking like it is all going to collapse, like the apocalypse is going to happen because I feel like it is going to collapse…..when shit is weird, depressing we need to remember that at least bitches still have pussies, because pussies are great.

As it turns out, bitches don’t all have pussies, some have cocks, now more than ever, but some bitches still have pussies and I like to focus on that….and because of that pussy, they are taking nudes to monetize since they know there is no future and that has us swimming in nudes…so the fact that babes still have pussies is where it all starts….

So when shit is bad say “At least bitches have pussy”…

I cannot confirm or deny if Nicole Scherzinger’s got a pussy….but we’ll pretend she does if she doesn’t, hard bodies in bikinis, which are suspicious due to her age, are enough for me to be blinded, that’s how I got AIDS from a Tranny at a Pool Party….His bikini and pony tail deceived me. Fake it til you make it, or in Scherzinger’s case, fake it after you make it, who cares

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2022

11

May

Hailee Steinfeld’s Got her Tits Out for Heineken of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is probably one of the last celebrities, or youngest celebrities to be an A-Lister pre social media, when the fame came from the top down and not for the gutter that is social media up.

That doesn’t mean that Hailee Steinfeld can’t pull the same bullshit instagram influencers do, like pretending to be exciting in low quality videos with her tits out, it’s actually probably far easier than learning lines or being on set or any of that.

We can assume Heineken is paying this pitch 1,000,000 dollars to go to the F1 Grand Prix in Miami….easiest million since Bhad Badi made 50 million on OnlyFans barely showing her tits…..SCAMS

The world is nutty, but Hailee Steinfeld is kinda hot in her slutty bikini top, the kind of bikini top you’d want a bikini-top-job from….which I guess would be all bikini tops…we’re not a very high standard type….some of you may have even bought bikinis from Walmart just to jerk off imagining it on a girl…easy to plas mother fuckers.

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2022

11

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fit bitches to balance out WEIGHT WATCHERS WEDNESDAY because fit is hot, even an ugly bitch with a fit body is better than a fat bitch with a pretty face….there’s no debate there no matter how many times you hear “well, I don’t fuck her all day, I have to look at her face more than her asshole”….to which I say “you’ve found yourself the wrong bitch, but that’s pretty clear with the fact that she’s fat….you done gave up bro”….

Fitness is healthy, fitness is active, fitness is able to fuck without getting out of breath so you can lay their on the back being the fat one…..in a THERE IS ONLY ENOUGH ROOM IN THIS BED FOR ONE FAT FUCK and it’s going to be me…since I’m not the chick.

Fitness saves lives, fitness makes activities better, fitness can lead to a longer life…..and fitness is better to fuck.

Anyone who tells you a fit girl isn’t worth jerking off to, has never watched a fit girl in leggings do deep squats in the park….

PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH…I’ll eat it….so here are them fit bitches…

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2022

11

May

Hailey Bieber Bikini Top of the Day

I just posted bootleg cousin IRELAND BALDWIN , so why not make an event out of it and post the other Baldwin, to celebrate Baldwinism, or this generation of the Baldwin Brothers, who are the Baldwin Cousins, that I am sure probably hate each other, despite being cousins, since Ireland was first to the instagram influencing, only for Haley to fuck a Bieber, friend the Jenners, and put herself on the map….securing legitimate jobs, careers, media coverage, while poor Baldwin, who was arguably the more important one since her dad’s not STEPHEN BALDWIN was left to rot…and ROT she did….while hard jaw Hailey went onto be instagram model royalty, reaching the top of the food chain….the BIEBER.

I just looked at this old picture of her, because clearly she looks like she dabbles in the whole jack your fucking face up for instagram, cosmetic procedures, I doubt that’s what she actually looks like, and even when she was younger, she looked more like a boy than she did a girl..

I guess people are into that kind of thing….and those people may be me…since I find her kinda hot.

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2022

11

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed Wednesday for the weed enthusiasts or for the dudes who like to think weed makes girls more willing to fuck..when maybe weed girls are weed girls because they are more willing to fuck…you know cause and effect….not that weed girls are more willing to fuck at all.if anything they’re more eager to get high and eat a fucking bucket of chicken, bag of chips, while watching Youtubers do epic shit, or while doing cam girl shit because it pays well and you can be high all day.

I am a weed enthusiast only because I know that it was a fucking conspiracy to criminalize it, and not over racist shit, but over enlightenment shit…and medical shit…and industrial product shit….a single plant that does so much needed to be banned to make the oil tycoons scared of it….a plant mentioned in the fucking bible, a gift from GOD to make your life better because you actually have receptors to absorb it into your soul….

I am not against people thinking it makes you dumb, makes you lazy, makes you a half retard, because it may get more weed out in the system, more people smoking, more people connected to their souls in way they can’t with booze alone…

I am not against weed girls using weed as a prop or part of their nude content, since weed and naked chicks are great alone or together….even if they look like they smoke a little too much weed and done got sloppy….at least they’re being activists about the shit….in a way that’s better than screaming about wanting to kill babies, or going on a sex strike, while being too ugly for anyone to want to fuck you anyway…you know the fat genderless blue hair activist type.

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2022

11

May

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Selfies of the Day

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, all broken down based on her prison tattoos, but rebuilding based on her sheer lingerie selfies….

I assume she’s just happy that her dad didn’t shoot her on set of their family vacation I am not sure she’d be invited on, he was so into her that he decided to have a dozen kids with some groupie bitch who manipulated him, so into her that he called her a pig on an answering message that to date was still her most viral moment but she was just a kid.

I have a thing for celebrity children and how weird they are, so seeing a rich kid taking lingerie pics for strangers on the internet, for no real reason since she’s got a trust fund, access to everything, but still wants dudes jacking off to her like a homeless chick looking for meth, or whatever drug of choice, or even a warm place to spend the night….

It’s nice to see that being half naked to get jerked off to crosses all socio-economic classes….innit.

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2022

11

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Pussy Wedgies – the magical thing that happens when a girl wants you to see how fat her pussy is in tight pants….or when a girl who has a fat pussy, is in her tight pants and the pussy just can’t be contained from trying to feed of said pants because you know how fat bitches are, they eat everything.

All I know is whether it’s for style, a look, a trend, exhibitionism, accidental or a form of masturbting, I’m well into looking at all the pussy I would otherwise not be allowed to see, especially in public, since ladies are too classy to pull their full cunts out in thee Grocery Store, but don’t mind showing full cunt through pants, it’s less slutty.

Point is, I love pussy…..and the best thing to remember is that in these dark times girls still have pussy, at least most of them….and that’s a good thing.

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2022

11

May

Amy Schumer Pussy Print of the Day

So this is Amy Schumer, Chuck Schumer’s comedic genius daughter who I don’t find funny, but who the world finds funny, so who gives a shit about what I think, no one gives a shit about what I think…..

She’s trending now because of her banned OSCAR joke about her husband calling going down on her “SQUID GAME”….which I am sure is probably a hell of a lot more demoralizing, but I guess the punchline is “the things people would do for money is pretty fucking sick and twisted” as going down on AMY SCHUMER would be a punishment to anyone at any time….

But yeah, Amy Schumer, the big funny girl is trying to get in on the sexy on social media kick, even when you aren’t sexy at all, because everyone’s a whore, even the uglies…..and this is AFTER SHE HAD SURGERY….cosmetic procedures….and yet still looks like total dog shit….which I guess is a joke in and of itself…FINALLY an Amy Schumer joke I can laugh at.

TRASH….

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2022

11

May

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I pretend to do this post for inclusivity, so when the canceling social justice warriors finally find the site and go through the archive on 18 years of off color, not racist, but definitely creepy and perverted content, calling out fat bitches for being lazy and disgusting and not the kind of person wwho should go into the whole internet sex trade with such confidence, unless catering to a weird, always overly skinny, often from another country, group of people fascinated and excited by how fat American women can actually get….that they have to jack off to them, which is the only justification for BBW porn….I’ll never believe any dude actually seeks this shit out, but rather just falls onto it because it’s easy and once there, feels it’s soft enough to stay, or maybe the fat, like quicksand sucks them in and they can’t escape.

Either way, the fat girls are meant to be the bottom feeders who don’t stop fucking eating, you know grabbing all the table scraps…

So the confident fat girl is someone clearly sold a BILL OF GOODS, is that an expression? What I’m saying is they were fucking LIED to and bought into it, so here they are humiliating themselves…

The fact is, fat is a calorie deficit thing, if you eat more than you burn, you gt fat, so every single one of these bitches is an over eater or lazy. FULL STOP.

They are also celebrating being unhealthy, not being your best, strongest, human….which is why there should be a size limit or weight limit in SMUT. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

SO yeah, I do this for INCLUSIVITY…..any slut being a slut is worth checking out…even if it is gross and a total “FUCK YOU” to the god given human genetics that ARE not supposed to look like this unless they’ve been abused by bad food, lifestyle, and whatever else.

FATTIES FUCK. Now watch that WEIGHT. There’s a lot of it.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

11

May

Insane NPC of the Day

Just when you thought the whole covid debate was over, that people were finally over it, that the vaccines have proven to be a fail, that the virus has proven to be not so bad, and comparable to the flu….

Shit is still alive and well in Canada, the division, which was insane over the two years did subside after the truckers, because I guess that’s how the programming went, but I know they are still up to evil and that it’s just a matter of flipping a switch to get the NON PLAYING CHARACTERS…..the COVID IDIOTS…whatever you want to call those dialed into the HIVE mind….

So here’s a dude who is VERY mad at a converted SCHOOL bus rolling through his town because they have flags and patriotism is racist or nazi-ism according to the motherfuckers actually funding the nazis

The joke is in this mother fucker’s behavior, he’s an old ass man, like get it together bro.

How could anyone be this mad, this embarrassing over a little honking. INSANE.

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