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2007

29

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I left my house today only to find a ton of college girls in town. I guess it’s that time of year, summer is over, even though it’s summer vacation everyday for me. I was faced with so many half naked young girls with their tits all hanging out and shit and so many of them were running into the pharmacy, I could only assume they were buying birth control because it’s always to have raw dog sex responsibly, otherwise the herpes wouldn’t be as fun as they are supposed to be when you’re all pregnant and shit….

I then walked by a group of street kids who looked dirty as fuck, I am talking no showered dirty not ass to mouth dirty and one of them was pregnant. I could only assume the dude with the squeegee was the dad and the other girls were her entourage but when she lit up a smoke and asked for money for beer and an aborition, I couldn’t help but give her what I had because the though of her nasty box and the smell it probably has getting knocked up was so disgusting that it was exciting to me….

Your life may not be as good, but here are my links..Click Them….

Some Fat Chick Who Sucks Dick on Camera is Beggin You To Help Her Get New Tits
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Nipple Slip at the Ed Hardy Fashion Show
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I think it’s time for a Pogo Stick Back Flip
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Some Japanase Martial Arts Bitch Could Kick Your Ass…Which Isn’t Saying Much…. Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nick Hogan is in deep shit Because He Got Caught Jerking Off To His Sister’s Bikini Pics or Something Like That….
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Glenn Twins Are a Couple Sluts Who Are Half Naked
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Ass In Public
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Whose Boobs are These? The Miss Teen USA Edition
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Some Naked Beer Run is Pretty Hysterical…
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Some Not So Subliminal Print Ads for an Alcohol Company
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Some Hayden Panettiere Look-ALike Naked….
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Naked Chick at the Beack Video
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2007’s Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies
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This Tennis Player has Huge Fucking Tits…For a Tennis Player….
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I am Always Offended When People Sing Duets with Dead Singers…I am Even More Offended When They are American Idol Starlets….This is Dean Martin and Paris Bennett
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Here’s a Little Celebrity Photohunt to Pass Your TIme
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Cindy Crawford is Stacked
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Bobby Brown is living in a fabulous new house
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Some smart kid figured out how to unlock the iphone, but I really don’t care cause I can’t afford one anyways
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Sheryl Crow in a see through top
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Japanese Bondage gameshow, because Japan gets weirder by the day
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Cindy Crawford hot tits
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Keeley Hazell in a wet, see through bikini
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Because you area virgin who still plays video games
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Aiesha Tyler’s dress is stupid, but she is hot and funny as hell, so who cares
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More Asian pointlessness
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Some old hag leaves $12 Million to her dog. Can someone fucking explain how that is possible please?
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That loser kid from Transformers is poking Rhianna
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Mandy Moore and Wilmer Meet Again…
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Porn Star Belladonna calls it quits
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Lohan rehab drama
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Just another night on the South Side of LA
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Some Hayden Panettiere photoshoot
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Some Cam Girl Gets So Hot She Wants to Take Her Clothes Off
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Snake in the toilet
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Some new Jessica Alba photoshoot
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CBGB founder dies at 75
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More Britney drama, this time in the form of freaking out on video
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Filthy phone sex in an elevator
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Bjork is a bit of a nutter
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Girls in the tub
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Charlie Sheen throws a temper tantrum
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Alyssa Milano modeling clothes from her “clothing line”
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Gemma Atkinson in white cotton panties
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Tom and Katie’s body guard tells all
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Planet Asia is Some New Rapper You’ll Probably Like Cuz You Are Jiggy…
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Kate Bosworth in Some Dress
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Pete Doherty and Kate are back on again
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Mom and Daughter Porn Prank That Will Make You Laugh – NSFW
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Back Together….Love is So Sweet
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The World Doesn’t Have Enough Siamese Twins…..Video
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Hayden Showing Off Her Tits A Bit
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Don Vito is in Trouble Again
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A Pretty Fucking Hot Carwash
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This Site’s Been Around forever Give it Love
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Probably Some of the Weirder Nudes I’ve Seen on the Net
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Heather Graham Red Sox Tit Video
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Lohan Posing all Hot and Shit
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

29

Aug

I am – Keira Knightly Is a Skinny Bitch of the Day

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There was a time when I had a pretty rude gay, black , Jewish blogger working on the site, but he became some kind of drug addict and only delivered a couple posts, so I hunted down Julien to be the next gay to take this site to Perezdom…because it turns out people are fags. Since Julien is a sex addicted drug using freakshow he wrote a pretty intensely gay post…I think he miss understood when I said be bitchy with write about having a dick in your ass like you’re a bitch…anyway this is what he wrote:

This guy was fucking me last night and after he came, he fell asleep, like right after. It was like someone had hit him over the head and he passed out. I mean he was still inside me and he was fucking snoring. In my younger years, I would’ve just pulled him off of me and rolled over and went to sleep, but I’m older and wiser and empowered or some shit. So instead of just lying there I decided to help myself out. I figured I might as well get something out of this night. So I jerked myself off with the guy still lying on top of me. The guy finally woke up after some of my wad shot on his face. He completely flipped out and kept on saying he hadn’t been so insulted in his entire life and blah blah blah. So he got his clothes on and stormed out of the apartment. I don’t understand what the big deal is, I mean it’s just cum, it’s actually good for the skin. It’s better than a facemask. I should sleep with someone like Keira Knightly. I mean, she has such great skin, guys must cum on her face all the time.

Smooch!

Julien

I told him that that was by far too fucking intense for my readers since this isn’t a gay erotic site and the best case scenario some virgin in the mid-west probably got hard to that shit and is now driving around with a baseball bat that he is going to use to kill some local faggot because he thinks it’s the only way to reclaim his manhood…so Julien came back at me with this one….

A few months ago, some famous bitch said that gay men, specifically fashion designers, were to blame for all of the eating disorders and skinny women in the media because they have some unrealistic ideals of what a woman should be. Now if you look at a train wreck like whatever Jenna Jameson is turning herself into, I would agree with her. I mean have you seen her lately? She looks like the fucking creature from the black lagoon. But for every Jenna Jameson, there is a Keira Knightly. I mean this bitch is skinnier than a chopstick but she is fucking hot. If this is what a combination of gay men and eating disorders can accomplish, I have nothing bad to say. Hell, she’s the reason I only eat one meal a day. She’s totally my thinsperation.

So when all those homophobes are saying that gay men should burn in hell and blah blah blah remember, we created Keira Knightly.

Smooch!

Julien

Maybe the gay thing’s not going to work so well, but I am sticking to it…so come back tomorrow for more!


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2007

29

Aug

I am – There’s No Way Kate Hudson Could Lead Anyone to Suicide of the Day

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I saw a girl drop the “just because I am blond doesn’t mean I am stupid” line at the local coffee shop and I wanted to throw-up on her because that fucking shit is retardedly played out and has probably been dropped more than her disgusting whore panties because let’s face it Blonds are sluts….at least that’s the rumor.

Speaking of Blonds being sluts, there is no way that this bitch has anything to do with Owen Wilson killing himself and failing miserably making him look like that pussy in your class who was crying for attention and this was the cool Goth way to get it.

Trying to kill yourself over Kate Hudson is like killing yourself over the ugly girl you went to high school with and never spoke to except on the day you realized her mom was a hot slut who liked to wear skimpy bikinis leading to you talking to her and getting yourself invited over until until you got caught peeping on the mom changing one summer afternoon….

What I am getting at is that this bitch isn’t worth shit, she’s already used up and has a kid, she’s got nothing good going for her and ending up with that dude Dax from Punk’d is pretty much a relationship I can respect because he’s such a waste of fucking space too.

I just realized that he could have tried to kill himself because of regret that he actually stuck it to her..you know like when you fuck a bitch that makes you question your sexuality and you don’t want to go on living life as a queer….I didn’t think of it like that because I am Mr Positive today, but I am still convinced Owen Wilson did what he did because cocaine makes you fucking crazy. I know kids who have turned bisexual on it, I know people who have tried to jump off buildings on it, nothing really good comes from it, except for a ton of blowjobs when you have it cuz bitches do anything for the stuff….

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|Owen Wilson|Robe|Suicide|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – There's No Way Kate Hudson Could Lead Anyone to Suicide of the Day

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I saw a girl drop the “just because I am blond doesn’t mean I am stupid” line at the local coffee shop and I wanted to throw-up on her because that fucking shit is retardedly played out and has probably been dropped more than her disgusting whore panties because let’s face it Blonds are sluts….at least that’s the rumor.

Speaking of Blonds being sluts, there is no way that this bitch has anything to do with Owen Wilson killing himself and failing miserably making him look like that pussy in your class who was crying for attention and this was the cool Goth way to get it.

Trying to kill yourself over Kate Hudson is like killing yourself over the ugly girl you went to high school with and never spoke to except on the day you realized her mom was a hot slut who liked to wear skimpy bikinis leading to you talking to her and getting yourself invited over until until you got caught peeping on the mom changing one summer afternoon….

What I am getting at is that this bitch isn’t worth shit, she’s already used up and has a kid, she’s got nothing good going for her and ending up with that dude Dax from Punk’d is pretty much a relationship I can respect because he’s such a waste of fucking space too.

I just realized that he could have tried to kill himself because of regret that he actually stuck it to her..you know like when you fuck a bitch that makes you question your sexuality and you don’t want to go on living life as a queer….I didn’t think of it like that because I am Mr Positive today, but I am still convinced Owen Wilson did what he did because cocaine makes you fucking crazy. I know kids who have turned bisexual on it, I know people who have tried to jump off buildings on it, nothing really good comes from it, except for a ton of blowjobs when you have it cuz bitches do anything for the stuff….

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|Owen Wilson|Robe|Suicide|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – Anna Kournikova’s Bikini Top of the the Day

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I found gum on the street today that was still half wrapped and I was fucking excited because the first thing I thought to myself was that I didn’t have to brush my teeth today and anything that gets me out of boring hygiene practices that are totally outdated is fine by me. Enough with my good news….

I came across these pictures of Anna Kournikova eating in a bikini top and I didn’t know whether they were old or new, but figured I sure as hell better post them before my 2 readers who I hate lash-out on me…

I went to the strip club last night because there are serious deals on drinks on monday night, I always call it hurtbag mondays because the people in the place are just as fucking desperate as the girls working…I am talking the ugliest of the ugly strippers are there trying to make ends meet because the weekend didn’t work out too well for them because no one got a dance.

The most amazing thing happened when I got there. All the prime bitches were out working, the college kids were back in town and showing their new found friends what strippers in this city are like and that’s when I realized it was Tuesday, and that I missed hurtbag Monday by a day and that depressed me more than I thought it would. The only real hurtbags in the place were a group of fat chicks who showed up an hour before closing to land some already primed guys they knew were leaving blue-balled. I guess deep down inside I feel at home on hurtbag monday.

I can only assume your life is even more depressing because you read about mine so here is some Anna Kournikova emotionally eating her way into a size 14 for you.

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Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Bikini|Eating|Tennis|Tits|Top|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – Anna Kournikova's Bikini Top of the the Day

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I found gum on the street today that was still half wrapped and I was fucking excited because the first thing I thought to myself was that I didn’t have to brush my teeth today and anything that gets me out of boring hygiene practices that are totally outdated is fine by me. Enough with my good news….

I came across these pictures of Anna Kournikova eating in a bikini top and I didn’t know whether they were old or new, but figured I sure as hell better post them before my 2 readers who I hate lash-out on me…

I went to the strip club last night because there are serious deals on drinks on monday night, I always call it hurtbag mondays because the people in the place are just as fucking desperate as the girls working…I am talking the ugliest of the ugly strippers are there trying to make ends meet because the weekend didn’t work out too well for them because no one got a dance.

The most amazing thing happened when I got there. All the prime bitches were out working, the college kids were back in town and showing their new found friends what strippers in this city are like and that’s when I realized it was Tuesday, and that I missed hurtbag Monday by a day and that depressed me more than I thought it would. The only real hurtbags in the place were a group of fat chicks who showed up an hour before closing to land some already primed guys they knew were leaving blue-balled. I guess deep down inside I feel at home on hurtbag monday.

I can only assume your life is even more depressing because you read about mine so here is some Anna Kournikova emotionally eating her way into a size 14 for you.

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Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Bikini|Eating|Tennis|Tits|Top|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – Megan Fox Getting Free Shit She Could Pay for Anyways of the Day

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I’m entering my first year of college in a week or so and had to go confirm my registration yesterday afternoon. I’m not looking forward to college to be honest, but if anything it will provide me with good writing in the form of sleeping with my professors, going to keg parties and lots of “experimenting” with drugs and members of the same sex. Although it’s not really experimenting anymore when you do it every weekend.

While most of my friends drove off to state college earlier this month in their new cars their parents bought them , o go live in apartments their parents also pay for, I am living at home, going to community college and don’t even have my license yet. If I was smart or good at sports I may have got a scholarship and since fucking people isn’t a highschool class (yet), I guess I’m shit out of luck in the area of financial aid.

This is the part where I would normally link the photos to what I just wrote about, and you would either laugh or write some cry baby comment about what I wrote, but I can’t think of anything right now, so here’s a shit load of Megan Fox pictures with her looking like a sexy student.

Go beat off. The End.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

29

Aug

I am – Phoebe Price Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have no idea who Phobe Price is but they talk about her on a few other sites I go on, and I didn’t want to make it seem like we weren’t in the know, even though I just admitted to all 3 of you reading out there that I don’t know who she is anyways, thereby admitting that we aren’t in the know. But thats beside the point.

The resident slut of my old highschool was famous for befriending loser fat and/or Ugly chicks in hopes that it would make her more physically appealing to the round of jocks and preppy assholes she opened her legs to on the regular. Nothing makes a dog hotter then when you put it next to a pig. She would let them gang bang her at the big partie’s they would have when their parents went out of town to Florida, or whever the fuck rich people go on vacation these days, I wouldn’t know.

It was a fantastic twist of fate when during a yearly physical for the football team, one of the guys found out he had got Herpes and that not only had he traced it back to getting it from this slut, but half the fucking team had it thanks to all the group activities they had been having on the weekends. It got even more funny when a few of the fat girls found out they had it too. Turned out that the slut was bi-sexual and used to fuck around with her fat friends before she dropped them. The outbreak was so bad they had one of those school assemblies about safe sex and showed us those awesome outdated movies from the 1950’s full of safe sex propaganda.

I doubt Phobe Price has Herpes, but you can bet your ass she’s been the “Ugly Friend” on more then one occasion.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Phoebe Price|Unsorted

2007

29

Aug

I am – Bianca Gacoigne Bikini Nipple Pictures of the Day

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I have posted about this bitch before. She’s pretty much a nobody. Her mom was married to a UK footballer and she ended up on some reality show where she got drunk and slutted out and since then she has been on a quest to be the biggest whore out there but she’s doing a pretty bad fucking job proven by the fact that her fake tits suck and she’s wearing a bikini….if she was a real whore there’d be a dick in her mouth or something similar like maybe a vagina….

Either way, I got punched in the face yesterday. I wasn’t too surprised considering I tend to say pretty funny things to people randomly that they always seem to take offense to. This time it was because I was walking down the street and heard a baby crying really fucking loud. I looked up ahead and saw a mother in her van and they where black and she was trying to calm the baby down. I turn to a guy standing about 10 feet away from them and think this is a perfect opportunity to drop a harmless racist joke. So I say “you know what the baby is crying right?” and the guy says “why” and I say “Cuz it just found out it was black”…..seriously a totally harmless joke but it turns out that he was the father of the kid and doesn’t like black jokes since he’s all United Nations and marries black women and has black babies….I am not a racist, but based on this guys reaction for thinking I am one, I don’t suggest you be one either.

That is today’s life lesson, now look at this Bianca Gascoigne bitch in a bikini and realize that I’d bang her even if she was black because I don’t discriminate, I only do it sometimes for the sake of jokes….

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2007

29

Aug

I am – Britney Spears Bikini and Hair Smoking of the Day

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Everyone is giving this bitch a hard time about being a shitty mother and they are making a big fucking deal about her smoking with her kids in pictures. That’s like giving someone a hard time about feeding their kids eat McDonald’s for dinner , or making them skip school to go on Christmas Vacation or some shit. If they think this bitch is a bad parent, they should see some of the people I know, who are on welfare and who are addicts and who live in shitty fucking apartments and spend their money on their addictions and not on their kids well-being. These are the kids who show up to school covered in dirty, smelling of piss and lookin’ all malnourished as they stare at you eating your sandwich with envy when all they have to eat is a can of creamed corn but no can opener. The fact that they are born from Britney’s disgusting vagina is a fucking blessing, they may be neglected by her and she may find it fun to watch them play with endangered species and they may be a form of her insane entertainment or some kind of fashion accessory that she looks at with her glazed over, medicated eyes like they are her very own personal dancing monkeys…but she has a staff to pick up her slack and there is always private school…..so her smoking is really not a big deal and if they want to make a lesson out of anyone they should hit up some of the ghetto neighborhoods where crackbabies are left to fend for themselves at the age of 2, instead of bugging Britney. She is rich and because of that we should all leave her the fuck alone….

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