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2007

24

Aug

I am – Ted Nugent is a Fucking Nut of the Day

I’m pretty much used to drunk fucking assholes, since I wake up to one passed out in our living room everyday, but that doesn’t mean my tolerance for them is any better.

I’ve seen Ted Nugent on the show Supergroup on MTV while at my friend’s houses. The first thing I do when I go to any of my friends houses (after raiding their fridge for anything edible of course) is turn on the TV. It’s one of those small things they tend to take for granted, like doors that lock and toilet paper.

He seemed like a washed up hack completely stuck on the fact that he had one big hit called Cat Scratch Fever and like the world of music owed his one hit wonder ass something. He seemed like an asshole, and this video proves it.

Here is he is on stage at a show, waving rifles around in the air, and calling Presidential Candidate Barack Obama a “piece of shit” and a “worthless bitch”, among other things.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

24

Aug

I am – Cameron Diaz is Over the Hill of the Day

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A good friend of mine has had a punk band from Korea staying with him and his brother for the last 6 months. We have affectionally named them Rock Band Asia because they’re names are all fucked up shit we can’t pronounce properly because we are all uncultured idiots. They are leaving this Sunday so we decided to take them out last night to get all fucked up and let them get a taste of Montreal strip clubs. Unfortunately there was a problem at the one we usually go to, in the form of 30 fucking cops standing outside and the bouncer telling is no one was allowed in for awhile. We had to had to hit a downtown spot, and the downtown spots suck because it’s where the tourists frequent and they are way over priced. The girls are also generally pretty busted, and the club we went to was no exception.

We pay $30 for all of us to get in, plus a $10 tip to the gorilla who seated us, then pay $48 for 6 fucking beers We sit and wait for the stage show to come on. And wait. And wait. And wait. 20 min later, and 6 beers down, we still haven’t seen any tits or ass. Finally some blonde came out. She was kinda hot but a tad over the hill, and you could tell her time was almost up in the stripping world. She was the veteran in the club, not cause she was good, but because she danced in a way that you know she had been there way too long to even act interested anymore. Gone were the lies she told club patrons that was doing this to put herself through school or to take care of her kids. This bitch had accepted her fate. She was bored, and flashing her pussy and tits to a crowd of horny guys was about as exciting to her as when Mommy makes your your oatmeal every morning. The clincher came when she went to do some sort of leg-kick-move and kicked over a bunch of the drinks on Perverts Row in front of her. We all took a look at each other and that was it.

We went back to my friends house, where I proceeded to whore it up with one of the members of the band after everyone else went to sleep because my friend told me he had never slept with a white chick before and I like to be an ambassador to my country in the form of things like that. Contrary to popular rumors, his dicks wasn’t as small as I thought it would be. True to my form, I slipped out the door when he fell asleep, and stumbled back to my house in the 6 am sunlight.

Here’s Cameron Diaz. She reminds me of the slut I saw on stage the other night. Not only because they look alike, but because they are both past their prime and one box of blonde hair dye away from being completely over the hill. You’re spent baby, deal with it!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Ever Martinez


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2007

24

Aug

I am – Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pics of the Day

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No one seems to care that Jenny McCarthy is dating her long lost brother, I guess they think it is magical that 2 retarded faces came together like puzzle pieces from across the country and met in hollywood to be together. Their parents would be so proud.

I remember the first few time I watched porn in the early 80s, they always had an incest theme, which is kinda weird, but I guess was a fantasy of the era. I am talking more than one movie that I saw was about a father fucking his daughter or a sister fucking her brother, and that’s the shit people were getting off to. I didn’t think it actually happened, it was just so naughty that they got off to the concept and not to their siblings…if you know what I mean…

Then I met Roy, this dude who lived in the suburbs who was about 14 and dude came into school one day bragging about how he got laid. This went on for about 3 months before we called him out on who he was banging and all he would say was this older chick. We ended up finding out that his fat sister was jealous of all her friends who were getting cock so she started banging him, she was probably 18 or 19 at the time and we were all disgusted because she was his sister but that was before realizing how hot the shit was except for her being fat…

Either way, here are pics of Jenny McCarthy in a bikini with her rockin’ tight body for a 40 year old…


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2007

24

Aug

I am – Alena Seredova is 6 Month Pregnant Model on the Runway of the Day

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Here are some pictures of model Alena Seredova modeling her underwear collection 6 months pregnant and full of milk. She is a Czech model and Czech girls are known for being pornstars so this bitch proves us right by showing us how fertile she is when dude dropped load in her 6 months ago…so off….

I remember one night when I was stuck in the rain and a car pulled up next to me and this Eastern European family offered me a lift. I thought it was fucking weird but I got in anyway because I was drunk and I wasn’t in the mood to get yet. The problem with not washing your clothes is that getting them wet brings out all the smells I tried so hard to cover-up.

Either way, the people seemed harmless,that was until I was sitting in the van and noticed they had about 5 kids in there all cramped in and the creepy glazed over eyes of the wife made me realize I was in over my head. The music started going and it was some freaky bible shit that they were all singing along to and that’s when I tried to get the fuck out of the car but they had used to child locks and I was locked in. They drove the complete opposite direction from where they said they would take me and at first I was trying to be polite about the whole thing and believed the asshole when he said he was lost. Then I started thinking that these psycho Christians wanted to either save me by kidnapping me and taking my drunken ass to their compound or they were going to eliminate me because I represented what they hated in the world or what Jesus hated in the world. I don’t know how I got out of the whole mess, I think I may have conspired with one of the girls who turned out was not even their kid but was someone they picked up too but I don’t really remember, because I don’t even know if this shit happened to me or if it was just a dream I had while wasted 10 years ago that I took for truth…But I survived…

Much like Alena Seredova’s baby will survive, not because she didn’t get an abortion but because she’s broken from the communist regime, has made money and will be able to feed it more than rationed meat and potatoes…and because she didn’t get an abortion…I don’t know what I am saying just click the fucking pictures asshole…


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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk…Here Are My links….

Some Chick Named Erin is Sexy and Single in a Bikini in Video
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant in Jail
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Some Chick Named Cora Skinner Posing in Her Underwear
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Never invite Fat People To Your Inflatable Pool….Video You’ll Love…
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Big Woman Slips and Falls V ideo
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Whose Boobs are these? Highschool Musical Edition
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Brooke Hogan Dressed Like a Hooker at Some Event
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Watch Out Who You Trust Video
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Hilary Duff’s Pussy Flash That I don’t Think Is a Pussy Flash…
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Some Girl Eats a Tomato Worm
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Hayden Panettiere EW Shoot Video
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Japanese Fear Factor Insanity
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Throwback to Jenna Jameson’s Implants that are No More
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the Beach..Not as Hot as it Could Be…
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Teri Hatcher’s Got Some Hard Nipples
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Throwback Jessica Simpson in Sexy Stockings
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Some Danish Teen Strips at Scool
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Britney Spears’ New Song…Probably a Fake….
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Lohan Gets 1 Day in Jail
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Flesh Flicks – One on One (Plus One More) Mentoring
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Vomit Art is Fecal Art But Different
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Lohan Issued this Statement
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Beyonce’s Younger Lesser-Known Sister
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Melissa Satta’s Crotch Shot…I Don’t Know Who She Is…But Now I Know What Her Mound Looks Like
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Some Hyper Active Kid Going Mental at the Pool
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Heidi Klum’s Bare Ass in Arena Magazine
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Maria Sharapova Lookin’ Hot for Nike
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Lohan’s Sister Snuck Out and Stole a Car and Got in an Accident and is 13…Amazing…
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Drew Barrymore Hangs Out With A Bum
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Britney May Kidnap Her Kids
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Some Gymnastics Action
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Jessica Biel in FHM France
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The Obama Girl is Going to Be Doing Playboy
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Hilary Scott Rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
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Some Slutty Girls at the Mall
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Some Chick Named Miranda Kerr For Victoria’s Secret
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Columbian Reality TV is AMAZING..Japanese TV…Not So Much…
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Some Shaved Blond Chick Masturbating
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Some Victoria Beckham Topless Pics..
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Topless Car Wash Prank Video
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Hot Ass Exercise Video
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Some Hullahoop Dancing Video
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David Hasselhoff Sings on TV Last Night
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Eve and Peaches Kissing….
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Car Surfing Gone Bad Video
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Did I post this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Picture Yet?
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This is an event you can’t attend because you don’t have any game
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Since you don’t have game, you may want to use this spray to get laid…
GO

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Homeless Man’s Hairdo of the Day

There is no price on looking good and I have a lot of respect for people who take the time to shower, get their hair done, wax their pussies, wear clean clothes, don’t smell and use all kinds of creams and lotions to make their skin soft. These are the type of people who go to the gym, who have hot friends, who get hired for jobs and who are pretty much living the life. I am unfortunately too fucking lazy to take any part in that. I like sitting, I like sleeping, I don’t love showers, I’d rather spend my money on booze than on haircuts, I don’t shave and I don’t work out….People say I am living the stereotype, but thankfully there are people like this dude who break down those preconceived notions and barriers and says “just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I can’t look good”.

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2007

23

Aug

I am – Homeless Man's Hairdo of the Day

There is no price on looking good and I have a lot of respect for people who take the time to shower, get their hair done, wax their pussies, wear clean clothes, don’t smell and use all kinds of creams and lotions to make their skin soft. These are the type of people who go to the gym, who have hot friends, who get hired for jobs and who are pretty much living the life. I am unfortunately too fucking lazy to take any part in that. I like sitting, I like sleeping, I don’t love showers, I’d rather spend my money on booze than on haircuts, I don’t shave and I don’t work out….People say I am living the stereotype, but thankfully there are people like this dude who break down those preconceived notions and barriers and says “just because I’m homeless doesn’t mean I can’t look good”.

Posted in:stepTV|Unsorted

2007

23

Aug

I am – Charlize Theron’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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In an act of desperation to find something decent to post today while hung the fuck over, I came across these Charlize Theron pics. Now they aren’t that interesting to look at, but if you really are desperate you’ll look really closely and see some barely there nipple action, but you’re used to being barely there, with your small penis and all.

I think Charlize Theron is hot and I remember learning about her in the 90s in Playboy. The first time I saw her was while taking a shit at some dude’s house who had the Playboy she was in next to the toilet. So despite relating this bitch to taking a mean shit, I did find her amazing to look at and any excuse to throw her up here is good enough for me….

Speaking of desperation, I was at a bar a little while ago and this group of young girls showed up in matching t-shirts. The guy I was with started chatting them up and it turned out that they were launching some shitty clothing line and were totally willing to do anything to get ahead….I told my friend to tell them that he ran a big website and makes people famous everyday and that he’d be able to help them hit it big. My friend decided to tell them that it was a shitty name and moved on with his night by drinking away his pain with me by his side. An hour later, I happened to be next to the girls and this asshole who had been hustling them since we left them was running every ounce of game he could find on them and they weren’t having it. I unfortunately became a prop in his pick-up strategy when he grabbed me and tried ballroom dancing with me. I didn’t know how to react because he was bigger and more drunk than me and because I was never used as a prop to get a bitch in such a homosexual way in my life…but I finally got away from him and the girls thought it was so funny that all four of them left with him. I was used, emasculated and a felt like a fucking fag, but the positive in all this is that my dick doesn’t work so I had little use for them and I couldn’t get turned on by the dude being so close to me so I didn’t have to go home to some unresolved sexuality issues.

Point of all this is that Charlize Theron is the kind of African you racists want to see on all fours…


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2007

23

Aug

I am – Charlize Theron's Hard Nipples of the Day

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In an act of desperation to find something decent to post today while hung the fuck over, I came across these Charlize Theron pics. Now they aren’t that interesting to look at, but if you really are desperate you’ll look really closely and see some barely there nipple action, but you’re used to being barely there, with your small penis and all.

I think Charlize Theron is hot and I remember learning about her in the 90s in Playboy. The first time I saw her was while taking a shit at some dude’s house who had the Playboy she was in next to the toilet. So despite relating this bitch to taking a mean shit, I did find her amazing to look at and any excuse to throw her up here is good enough for me….

Speaking of desperation, I was at a bar a little while ago and this group of young girls showed up in matching t-shirts. The guy I was with started chatting them up and it turned out that they were launching some shitty clothing line and were totally willing to do anything to get ahead….I told my friend to tell them that he ran a big website and makes people famous everyday and that he’d be able to help them hit it big. My friend decided to tell them that it was a shitty name and moved on with his night by drinking away his pain with me by his side. An hour later, I happened to be next to the girls and this asshole who had been hustling them since we left them was running every ounce of game he could find on them and they weren’t having it. I unfortunately became a prop in his pick-up strategy when he grabbed me and tried ballroom dancing with me. I didn’t know how to react because he was bigger and more drunk than me and because I was never used as a prop to get a bitch in such a homosexual way in my life…but I finally got away from him and the girls thought it was so funny that all four of them left with him. I was used, emasculated and a felt like a fucking fag, but the positive in all this is that my dick doesn’t work so I had little use for them and I couldn’t get turned on by the dude being so close to me so I didn’t have to go home to some unresolved sexuality issues.

Point of all this is that Charlize Theron is the kind of African you racists want to see on all fours…


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2007

23

Aug

I am – Lindsay Lohan and Rebecca Gayheart are Criminals Who Grocery Shop of the Day

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So one of these girls killed someone or ran someone over or some shit that landed her up against manslaughter charges and the other is slowly killing herself and her career with DUI’s, Drug Possession and Assault charges and both happened to go grocery shopping yesterday, because that’s what people who hate the law do, they pretend to do wholesome things, you know, keeping up appearances by acting like housewives or suburban moms or hired filipino maids when reality is they are just waiting to break the law again, because they’ve got a taste for it and are addicted to the rush…

I once knew this guy who was really into getting stripped on stage at stripclubs, he would go from club to club claiming it was his birthday or bachelor party or whatever else he could think of as a good excuse to be brought on stage with the strippers where the proceeded to strip and humiliate him by spanking him with his belt and making him rock the pole. I never knew whether him wanting to go on stage was weirder than his one friend who payed for him to go on stage every single time and would just sit there watching him wide-eyed like it was the funniest thing he ever saw and like it was a little piece of heaven….

I don’t know what that has to do with these pictures, but I do know that just because he was in a stripclub didn’t mean he was straight, just like how these girls in a grocery store doesn’t mean they’re wholesome….

Rebecca Gayheart – Stay Out of Her Cart’s Way Or She’ll Kill You…Seriously…

Lohan Grocery Shopping – Keep Her Out of the Household Cleaning Products and/or Mouthwash Section – Cuz Bitch Loves Getting High….


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