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Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day

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Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2022

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t consider myself a Panty Fetishist, like I’d never buy panties off some nasty panty vendor on Reddit, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t sell panties to perverts if I knew how to market things on the internet, which based on this site alone, I don’t.

So if I was a panty vendor on the internet, all dripping canned tuna juice on stick-glue skid marks, I’d definitely diversify the panty offering…..are you a THONG GUY, are you a FULL BACK PANTY GUY, are you a BOY SHORT GUY, are you a little kid tighty whitie guy, so I could put you on the list I’d send to the FBI for further investigation…..I knew a guy who would buy his girl’s little boy superman underwear….and well….it was weird.

So despite not being a panty fetishist, I do like panty pics on girls trying to cocktease and market themselves to me, because it’s aspirational, it’s not the full mean on a platter or buffet table, it’s a taste leaving me wanting more….which is why MODESTY is the HOTTESTY….one you’re spreading ass and shoving monster dildo up in it you’ve pretty much gone as far as you can…where do you go from there….while panty pics can keep a loser strung along for fucking YEARS…..

WHEN WILL WE SEE THE PUSSY?! WHEN….MAYBE THIS TIME….MAYBE IF I SEND HER MORE MONEY…..

You know…ladies be smart, dial it back girls…It’s EASTER SUNDAY…let’s keep it PG PANTY.

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2022

Apr

Alexandra Stan Still Hot of the Day

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Mr. Saxobeat singer Alexandra Stan is some Romanian Gypsy you can’t call a Gypsy because you know there are whiner Romanians out there who are so overly offended by that “racism”…even though no one thinks they are actually gypsies living in caravans, reading fortunes and ripping a motherfucker up…BUT IT HURTS……LISTEN TO MY FEELINGS…in a society of victims, they just all jump on board to cry collectively because they don’t have real problems, even though we’re basically on the cusp of the END of times where the COMMUNIST BLOCK of the 50s-80s has NOTHING on what we’re about to be exposed to in this TECHNOCRAZY tracking, policing, and FREEDOM THEIVING…

BUT sure, let’s cry about your gender, pronouns, grooming kids, your mental health, stereotypes around your culture…YOU ARE ALL NUTS…

Speaking of nuts, wouldn’t you like to nut on this Alexandra Stan, shit….she’s 32 and looks amazing for a middle aged set of tits….they just do it right in Eastern Europe, maybe the ugly babushka’s all died off in the bread lines…WHO KNOWS….EUGENICS…who cares, Mr. Saxobeat’s doing it right…

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2022

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Hey Survivalists, it’s Good Friday….eat FISH or the NETS you catch fish in….preferably on a woman, but we know how difficult that is for you pathetic ass, even in an era of every woman being a whore, so I guess you could just throw them in the corner, jerk off on them, and eat your seed off them, get your lifeforce back in you, as you do….SICK CUM EATING FUCK.

Here are girls in Fishnets.

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2022

Apr

Cowgirls! and Other Videos of the Day

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Flexibility Challenge

Park Days

Why she is walking like this…

Bikini Reval

Bikini Dance

Outfit Reveal

Hot Outfit

Stair Case Dance

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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Remember on this “Good Friday”, which you may or may not be working on, because a lot of people have it off, and a lot of people don’t work anymore, that shit is for suckers, where’s that MINIMUM INCOME promise from the government so we don’t have to actually ever have to work, just sell our souls to them, let them control are every move, I mean they already do that…..DOESN’T SEEM TO CHRISTIAN does it, maybe that’s really what today is about, realizing that we’ve been abused for 2 or more years, that society is a lie, that the non Christian heathens are running shit, lying to us, all for profit…and if we choose Christ, we’ll get through it.

I’m not here to push religion on you with a porn site, that for the record I don’t identify as a porn site, but every single GOOGLE ad network that could have made me rich do.

I’m just saying those people who control you believe in something evil, and well, that’s not going to help you, and either are they, because they are evil, and your only real hope is Jesus’ second coming and I’m pretty sure it won’t be in the form of Elon Musk or Trump or any other evil fucking billionaire…but that’s to be seen.

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Sara Underwood Takes a Shower
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Topless Model with Rainbow Panties
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Paige Spiranac is Having None of Your Nonsense When it Comes to Her Boobs
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NFL News Roundup
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Swedish Man Scares The Living Daylights Out Of A Bear!
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Cardi B and Offset reveal sons new unusual name
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Car Gets Struck By Lightning!
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How Realistic Wax Figures Are Made!
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VFX Makes A Difference In Movies
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Cam Girls are the Best Girls
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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fuck

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Go to bed with Sydney Sweeney
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Chelsea Green at the Beach
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Josie Canseco Brings the Bikini
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Camila Cabello Brng the Legs to Fallon
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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top!
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Watch the Cronenberg Teaser for his New Kristen Stewart Movie
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Cowboy Cheerleaders Release Swimsuit Calendar
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Alexis Ren does Pretty Woman
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NFL Rumors: WWE pushed for Aaron Rodgers and Pat McAfee Tag Team on NXT
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Spanking Hot Booty on the Escalator Prank
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Jeopardy Fans Hate Blossom!
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Tom Scott’s Realistic AI Humanoid Robot That’ll Do Advertisements For Him!
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Magician Shows Off The Second Oldest Trick In Sleight Of Hand!
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Driverless Car Gets Stopped By The Cops, Car Runs Away!
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Animals Acting Like People
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Confessions of a Body Building Coach
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Malu Trevejo has Nipple Rings….
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Dove Cameron Performs Live
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Josh Allen and His Girlfriend Brittany Williams Hit Up an LA Restaurant
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Dolphins Uses Stingrays to Hunt Octopus!
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Sting Performs – Sound Woman Goes Viral
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The Paper Boy who Sold the Titanic Edition
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Caroline Vreeland’s Selfies are Inspiring
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Skyler Simpson s Worth a Look
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Messi Superan Suzy Cortez Calls Ronaldo a Monster
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Dog Stands On Two Legs And Spies On The Neighbour’s Dog!
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Ciara Selling her Estate
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Giant Sturgeon
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Rescued Cobra Drinks Sprite
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Model Helps You Decide – Pool or Beach?
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Tom Brady has a Request for Elon when he Buys Twitter
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Mega Truck Attempts An Absolutely Impossible Mud Pit!
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Extreme Biking
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Stacking Cups on a Cat
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Ekaterina in some Fetish Gear
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Miles Bridges Got Ejected From Hornets Blowout Loss to the Hawks, Hits Girl With His Mouthpiece
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Fails from Around the World
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Party Time Bungee Jumpers
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Model in a Sheer Bra
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Crazy Refs in Wrestling
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Whale Love
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Von Miller’s Ex Wants to Know If the NFL Tests for Cocaine
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Everything in Maddy Petsch’s Bag!
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Cam Sluts ARE OUR Friends!
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Imogen Poots in a Sheer Outfit
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Emma Roberts Street Walkin
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Willow Shields in a Photoshoot
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs
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Dakota Fanning in a Photoshoot
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Becky G in a Photoshoot
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Suki Waterhouse Being IMportant
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Maren Morris at an Event
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Gemma Atkinson in a Tight Shirt
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Christina Milian and her Slut Friend
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Kristen Stewart in a Photoshoot
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Iris Apatow in a Photoshoot
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Kristen Bell in Gym Gear
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Zazie Beetz Cleavage
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Mareile Hoppner Cleavage
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7 WTF is THAT Moments
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Tongues Out Buns With a Dildo In
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Sex Pro Can’t Anal
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Romance with an Anal Toy
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Sleeping with Balls
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THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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Someone Pressed the Butt Plug Eject Button
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Boobs Out on the Walk Home
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Tits Out for a Dildo Ride
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Non Nude IG MODEL of the Day
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Wetting the Pants
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27 People have a Shit Day
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Showing us her Soul
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MISFIT MEMES!
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Pendulum TIts
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Busty Waitress
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Bald Pussy Titty Flasher
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Kitara Kiyoshi’s Nudes
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Weird Toy
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Peresphone’s Try On Haul
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BBW TITTY DROP
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Glas Dildo
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Ass Out in the Pool
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POVV
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Finger Lakes
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Sarah is a Ray of Sunshine
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Amateur’s First Sex Tape
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Pussy Show
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Jenni Lynn’s Bolt Ons
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Pussy Eating Girls
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2022

Apr

Rita Ora’s Wants Summer of the Day

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I feel like these pics are old, but Rita Ora’s alright…..

I figure she’s done enough dick sucking to not only last a lifetime, you know the climb to the top requires throat…to finally matter.

She’s paid her fucking dues, from going to every party she could, to get as many paparazzi shots as she could, only for no one to even give a shit about her, like they don’t give a shit about Rihanna’s fake pregnancy.

That’s not to say she’s not rich as shit from being bought out of what may have been a lucrative record deal, but it is to say that she’s more of an influencer instagram model slut that a popstar she originally was and that’s probably sad for her.

It was a use the tits to get ahead, not become a set of tits on the internet that distract the fans from the fact that she can sing….

As she ages out, the tits are on a timeline, so we hope for her sake, after all the hard work, she finally matters in the way she wants to.

In the meantime, I’m going to stare at what matters the way I want…her great tits..that she has no real issue posting in bikini because that’s what you do when you’re an instagram model people….CLICKBAIT…or is it TITBAIT.

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2022

Apr

Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

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Some people are movie critics, music critics, theatre critics, food critics, wine critics, well I’m a Nina Agdal critic.

I have consistently shit on her for being overrated, not worthy of being a Sports Illustrated girl, not that I think that is a high profile thing to be, but the people who are Sports Illustrated girls seem to think they are more important than other girls because of the branded stamp of approval.

I used to be a little meaner, a little angrier, a little more ruthless and I wouldn’t say I’ve got soft, because I typically think most of these people suck. I definitely didn’t get scared to be a labeled a “misogynist” that needs to be cancelled, that happened long ago an I have the freedom to reduce bitches to their cunts like society does if I want to…

I see myself as a seeker and speaker of truths, so if she was unimpressive then, I called it out by calling her a retard on some affirmative action inclusivity work program which they used to do to keep retards busy and pay them fraction of minimum wage to do it…..

But Nina pulled it off, she looks far better than she used to, despite being older. Since the pandemic she committed to fitness, I guess she needs to keep her sponsors or her boyfriend who I think sChristie Brinkley’s kid happy, to get him to cum in her so she gets that child support, and the perks of the Hamptons house and Caribbean house.

So her flashing her ass to the internet in this pic is actually kind hot, which for someone who never found her hot, is a big deal to say.

It’s some kind of Easter miracle that’s far less impressive than the actual Easter Miracle….a model got fit and looks better than she used to….probably not a miracle at all….but we’ll count it.

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2022

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty amazed that Asshole Behind Thongs are still being uploaded to the internet….

You’d assume that everyone, in all their slutty, exhibitionist, sex positive, perverted and empty, trying to fill whatever void and monetize because making sex transactional is cool, even if it’s fucking depressing, because it takes the fun out of it…would just ditch the thong and go full asshole.

This was the subtle tease before the gaping asshole shoots, you know the intro scene to the porno but the sexting version….but like porn before it, at a certain point they drop the story, the mystery, the fantasy and go FULL throat fuck.

The point of the story is…..Thongs are pretty inefficient at covering assholes, which is a good thing to those of us into modesty, since that is modesty, in an era of BIG DILDO IN ASS on a tuesday by a normie who doesn’t want a day job…

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2022

Apr

Natasha Lyonne’s Clone in Lingerie of the Day

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Natasha Lyonne is probably not best known for her role on PeeWee’s Playhouse, but the child star, who became an adult star, thanks to a role working for Woody Allen when she was 16, something I am sure he jerked off to, or onto….I guess we’d have to ask her for the intimate details but I saw the documentary on him being a creeper and he was a creeper for light haired ladies….only toend up in all the 90s movies…. but was probably most interesting when her life basically fell apart, she was near dead, addicted to heroin, with HEP C, a Collapsed Lung and a heart infection, fighting with her landlord, that cuck Michael Rappaport only to come out unschated thanks to Orange is the New Black and now has a multi million dollar first look deal with Amazon or some other streamer where they pay her for the first rights to her projects…which I’ll assume the Russian Doll show is one of….but can’t confirm, since I don’t watch that shit.

She’s now in her 40s, wearing some sort of lingerie and the whole thing is pretty fucking weird to me….but you may like it, you know strip these fools down and sexualize them so you know they matter.

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