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2022

13

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but one of my childhood dreams was milking women to sell their breast milk to body builders for the HGH, so I guess I’ve always had a thing for fitness…despite being a fat fuck.

You know, one of those spectators who has gone to the gym, even volunteered at the gym, but it was really only to see the women working out in their slutty outfits, because since the 70s, workout gear’s been hot.

I’ve been kicked out of at least one gym for accidentally mistaking the women’s lockerroom for the men’s lockerroom after being told by a female friend from the gym that they actually got naked in there, information too overwhelming for me to not react to in a “they’ll never know I walked in here on purpose, no one is that bold”….but after the third time being caught doing it…I was removed from the facility, but I will still hold those good times, those memories of old ladies prepping for swim class close to my heart. I am sure at least one of them liked the attention.

So you may not want to be fit, or healthy, or in shape….whether it adds quality or length to your life or not….but that doesn’t mean you can’t be in and around fitness, so that you can stare at hot fit chicks, knowing they are better than the fatties.

These are some girls who feel fit, look fit, are fit, showing off….and I like to post this weekly as a reminder to get out there and creep on girls doing fitness, they’ll probably like it because of their higher testosterone and happiness someone’s noticing their hard work….but don’t take my word for it, everyone’s pretty uptight now and it may get you arrested.

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2022

13

Apr

Faith Schroder See Through of the Day

Faith Schroder is that dude Ricky Schroder’s hot daughter doing some sort of influencer haul, because I guess that’s what all the girls aspire to be, and the tragedy in the whole thing is not that Ricky Schroder is her father, that’s actually pretty fucking hilarious and something I am sure I would tell everyone if Ricky Scrhoder was my father, not just because he was a hero who defended Rittenhouse when the mainstream media decided he was a racist, only to be freed, but that was pretty cool of him, I mean it’s not like he had a career to worry about, he’s done made his money long ago….

In this haul, Faith brings a little cocktease, with a few slutty stripper miami outfits that she CAN’T wear because TikTok will ban her, those COMMUNISTS, totally into ruining the minds of an entire society, getting them distracted and dancing stupid for views, so that they can be their very own celebrities, but won’t let a daughter of a celebrity pose in a thong or a sheer dress….I told you they are bad news BECAUSE they are fun killers….HOWEVER every TikTok I’ve ever seen has been about tits, so I think Faith is just being modest like a good little Christian girl raised in the closest thing we have to hell….LA.


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2022

13

Apr

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

Katharine McPhee the old folks home worker who I assume doesn’t do any of the dirty work, you know changing the diapers and administering whatever kinds of gross medication he needs to slow down his rich man rot, he’s likely got a team for that.

But I guess, based on her having a baby with the 80 year old this past year, she does the other kind of dirty work, like managing the Harem, or actually letting him fuck her while she tells him how big his cock is, as it struggles to get hard from being 80 fucking years old, there’s meds for that.

Unless she’s just a sick pervert who thinks old guys are hot, maybe it’s some daddy issues where she loves being loved and touched by someone her dad’s age….I don’t now her…I just know her body bounced back solid, I guess when you’re a sugar baby, whether you can sing or not, that’s the most important part of your job, so that you don’t end up losing out on the lifestyle, but with kid, I guess she won’t lose out on that lifestyle, it’s one of those sugar baby gets knocked up by rich guy situations, where even when they tell her that the baby is retarded and probably better aborted, she says “NO FUCKING WAY, THAT IS MY MEAL TICKET”….it happens….

The point of this wasn’t to think about her weird old man sex, but to say, damn, McPhee’s got a body and she knows it, here it is….clap your hands…or some other old folks home games she’s probably well versed in, since that’s her lifestyle…


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2022

13

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am sure the corporate governments that are allowing weed to be legal are too busy doing harder drugs to realize how much of a joke weed actually is, so they are thinking it will just make everyone lobotomized and dumb, when really it’s opening their third eye and letting them communicate inter-dimensionally or at least with their own spiritual side. Stoners are enlightened…not pass the joint you hog…

We all know that the fact that it was made illegal is just a crime against humanity, a sign of how evil companies threatened by the good plant control governments and use fear to get the support of the people, which sounds familiar to the people I know who have had COVID for a few days, realizing their fear was totally unjustified and that the lockdown of society was mental.

I guess it’s a tactic used to herd the HIVE MIND lemmings…but if you or someone you know have smoked weed, you’ll know it’s the lightest weight, keep yourself relaxed, barely a drug, with health benefits so great they’ve even seen it cure cancer…..BETTER BAN THAT SHIT….hilarious..

These girls use the weed as a prop to show you they’re cool, hip, with it, or lazy slobs who don’t leave their house, so they sell nudes instead, and that works for me.

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2022

13

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Tits of the Day

I don’t know when sharp jawed Kiernan Shipka turned middle aged, but I am sure some of you’d like to chop up your dick with that jaw….

What in the secret SANTA tits is going on here.

I never knew she had, but I also didn’t watch Mad Men, or really anything she’s ever been in, and I barely even know who Keirnan Shipka is, but clearly January Jones got to her on set of Mad Men when being her on set show mom, teaching her how things work in the world, when her own parents were probably out spending her money, I mean why else would you be a stage parent…..but to exploit your child for your own personal gain and ego….far better to manage your kid making millions in Hollywood than work at Walmart or some shit, just as Britney’s dad.

Are they real, are they fake, are the a silicon breast plate you can buy on Amazon to simulate tits, is it a push up bra, is it a photoshop edit….I guess we’ll never know, or really care, because Shipka’s really not that important even with the tits.

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2022

13

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

In an era where everything is fake, I cannot confirm or deny whether this pussy wedgies are organic and natural pussy wedgies, you know the traditional kind of pussy lips so fat and hungry they eat their way through pants so tight, or if they are some kind of silicon insert that dudes tuck their dicks in to look like the perfect cameltoe they always wanted, or to further make their lady costume more believable than the time I dressed as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, where I used actual balloons for tits, you know step that cross dressing up so good that they call you a TRAP…

What I do know is that girls are showing alot more cameltoe, it’s a trend, maybe their passive aggressive way to say “REAL PUSSY OVER HERE”…and we must CELEBRATE that because no matter how weird society goes with their wokeness, some of us hold onto the morals and values that are important to us, like not jerking off to dudes who have hacked and hormonally made themselves chicks, so committed to their performance that they carry tampons around in their purse for idiots like you to nor realize that asshole you’re eating used to fart on balls and not as a sexual fetish but because the balls used to hang there before the whole castration!

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2022

13

Apr

Lourdes Leon Tit of the Day

Lourdes Leon is one of Madonna’s children who I assume she actually birthed and didn’t smuggle from you some South American cloning lab, but then again, Madonna is a self professed priestess in the illuminati who has paid her dues, so ANYTHING is possible…since she doesn’t even look like her mom, but I guess only freakish clown instagram filters look like her mom.

Lourdes Leon, thanks being one of Madonna’s children has fame without trying, money without working, a lifestyle people dream of, not that I’d dream of being Madonna’s child, but if I was, I’d request being re-inserted in her womb every once in a while just to get close to that familiar leathery smell……

So what people slave for and never achieve, she’s got, and it gives her time to post important selfies with her big tits on her big bod, in a small bikini top, becaue if you’ve been on social media in the last year you’ll know, that’s what’s important in this vapid and disgusting wasteland we call the internet…which is unfortunately now “real life” because everyone’s addicted to the shit and distracted by the shit.

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2022

13

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

The things I do for inclusivity, or to call out inclusivity, because it’s just a fucking fact that not all people are created equally, and sure, we all have the ability to do what others do, but it doesn’t mean we’re nearly as good at it.

So when I see fat girls doing nude shit, like they were hot chicks, because they may feel hot, I don’t need to brainwash my damn self to be all woke and inclusive and say “well, she’s putting in a good effort, so that alone makes her hot enough or qualified to do this”….instead I go “this bitch is crazy, if I was that fat, I’d focus on things I’m good at….sitting, eating more calories than I burn, maybe baking at 3 am when a sugar craving comes in, failing at athleticism, succeeding at reading books and getting sun burns through my t-shirt at the water park, you knwo fat girl things”….

That doesn’t mean fat girls don’t deserve to be fucked by dudes horny enough to fuck em, it doesn’t even mean fat girls shouldn’t do their nude posing in what I consider satire….it just means, not everyone is created equally…..even amongst the hot chicks, some have btter tits, asses, faces, pussies than the other.

We don’t all need to be invited to the birthday party freaks.

So yeah, don’t call me a fat shamer, I fucking celebrate naked fatties weekly around here…..because somewhere out thre a guy raised by a GILBERT GRAPE mom only knows how to cum to fat chicks…I do it for him.

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2022

13

Apr

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

Outfit Check – Full Body Suit

Outfit Check – Short Skirts and Pantyhose

Baggy Fit to What’s Underneath

Lifting Tires

No Bra

Big Ass Gets Sprayed

Casual Dance

Pants Unbuttoned

Thong!

Hey Four Eyes!

Big Shirt

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2022

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I haven’t really been watching the Johnny Depp trial on Court TV, because I am pretty sure that is some psychological warfare, psyop, distraction for the masses to divert from having been genetically modified with snake DNA causing premature death in all these young people who would have had otherwise healthy lives…

LOOK SHINY OBJECT OVER HERE, DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT HEART INFLAMMATION YOU CAN’T HOLD ANY OF THESE ASSHOLES ACCOUNTABLE FOR BEING FORCED TO TAKE TO GO TO PARTIES AGAIN……

I know I won’t forget…..but I also won’t forget how much of a black widow scumbag cunt Amber Heard is.

I’ve always been Team Johnny, even when he first got with her, I rolled my eyes because she was already a psychopath bottom feeder opportunist using the poor rich bastard….

So even if he killed River Phoenix, I never cared for River Phoenix…but Johnny Depp, is one of the only actors I think does it right….

So let’s hope this ends in the destruction of Amber Heard and the Elon Musk she rode in on….

I’m just mad I didn’t make it to the court room to do some first hand journalism, I think that would have been a great coming out party for me after 18 years of this….but laziness man….content in irrelevance man…..it’s addictive…

Remember – THESE ARE ALL ACTORS…NOTHING IS REAL…but TEAM JOHNNY anyway, because that bitch is fucking EVIL…but that could me just falling for their bullshit theatrics…WHICH IT IS!

IN conclusion, here are some stepLINKS…in the near morning..

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Reagan’s Attempted Assinator Sells Out a Music Show – Obviously
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Judge Gets Confused About Juror Asking To Be Excused For ‘Sugar Daddy’ in Parkland Shooter Live Trial Distraction.
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Has Thoughts on Cam Newton’s Comments on Women
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Wild Horse Gets Reunited With His Girlfriend!
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Patrick Beverley goes on an epic rant on social media
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Juliet Ramone’s Flashing….
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Kurt Cobain’s Guitar to be Auctioned
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Funniest Of The Moving Mannequin Pranks!
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Some Cam Sluts Being Cam Sluts We Love Cam Sluts
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