2022
29
Mar
Now I know why she was invited to the White House..
I had no idea who she was before she was sent to the White House to produce propaganda…probably created in a lab or bunker somewhere and raised to be this person but that’s too deep a dig for me….
Let’s keep things on a superficial level….and that is “Now I know why she was invited to the White House”….
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Posted in:Olivia Rodrigo
2022
29
Mar
Caylee Cowan’s a pretty interesting personality who is barely in the entertainment industry, but who moved to LA with big tits and a dream, and started popping up out of nowhere, which is VERY suspicious to someone like me, who has known about 1000 or so sluts who moved to LA to become famous and ended up working as hookers for celebrities and rich old guys, yachting and sugar babying, all with more followers than Caylee Cowan ever had, most arguably hotter than Caylee Cowan was, yet here we were posting about Caylee Cowan…weird….
In her being an LA scene girl, she really didn’t look all that great, but now that she’s been passed off to Casey Affleck to be handled, as she plays his “Girlfriend”…in what I’ll call their weird satanic hollywood existence…she’s substantially hotter…
Did Casey send her to fat camp, where they trained her to be the best version of herself? I mean he could easily afford that?
Or did Caylee just say “I’m going to date celebs, so I best look the part”….
Is this even Caylee Cowan? It doesn’t look like the same person?
Would they bother replacing Caylee Cowan with a hotter clone, I guess that depends what they have planned for her, whether it’s human sacrifice of the old one, or this one.
It’s just weird that she’s paired up with an Affleck….
However, if she looks good, still has big tits, I’m all for the weirdness, and thinking like a conspiracy theorist may be dumb, idiotic, but it makes these people more interesting and fun.
I like to believe they all work together in their self involved, overpaid, satanic ritualistic lives…because otherwise, they’re just pure garbage people that bore me….
So we’ll keep spreading the conspiracy around here, it’s the only thing that makes Hollywood worthy of paying attention to….
Now, google Caylee Cowan a year or two ago….and look at these pics, and understand some fuckery is going on…
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Posted in:Caylee Cowan
2022
29
Mar
I don’t subscribe to the idea that bra size determines a woman’s worth, there are just too many factors that go into a woman’s worth, and tits are really just one line item on that laundry list, plus I’ve seen way more shitty big tits, than I’ve seen shitty tiny tits, plus I’ve seen way more hot bodies with smaller tits, than big tits, and I like to look at the whole picture, because hot tits on a fatty for someone who hates fat chicks is not enough to win me over on a rational, clear thinking level, but when they’re presented in front of me, that’s a whole other conversation in restraint and self control or impulse control…because I’ll suck on any nasty tit that invites me to so hard old milk fills my soul or mouth…
The point is, if you or someone you know is a tiny tit girl, just know, your tiny tits are tits, of equal merit, of equal skill, of equal importance, and oftentimes far hotter than your big titty counter-part…so don’t massacre those babies and inject plastic bags of shit into your chest….just embrace them, make content around them, celebrate them, normalize them…even if tiny tits have been normal since I’ve known what a tit is and probably long before that.
Posted in:TINY TITS
2022
29
Mar
I think Elsie Hewitt’s fucking ugly, but that could because she’s a cry wolf sugar baby, doing the yachting thing when trying to become a famous actress in her own right, where she matches with famous dudes on the famous person dating app, and ends up pressing charges on them for assault or some shit….like she did to Ryan Philippe, who may be a piece of shit, what do I fucking know, but who could also be a victim of the equivalent of a Nigerian phone scammer, where the scam isn’t “Send me money to get your money, you Royal Family Member”…..or “Hey granny, I’m in jail, can you wire me bail money”….but more a “I’m a sex vixen, I’ll let you fuck my ass and buy me shit, until realizing I am not getting what I want, so I’ll stage an incident that upsets you enough to beat me, so that you buy me off, because I know you got that Reese Witherspoon alimony”….
I don’t know the full story, I read headlines, jump to conclusions, paint a picture that makes the most sense to me, and that picture is that her big tits are tools of deception to leverage for her own personal gain….
I could be wrong, I’ll have to jerk off to them to find out.
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Posted in:Elsie Hewitt
2022
29
Mar
Sophie Mudd, the tits….has found a friend who plays the ass, that is definitely thee way you’d want to cast your orgy…..”we need some monster tits – CHECK”….”we need a fat ass – CHECK”….because it’s just too hard to find a set of monster tits with a rockin ass, GOD is reasonable in his allocation of over the top body parts we want to fuck…so you gotta always have a bitch on your roster for the tits, a bitch on your roster for the ass, a bitch on the roster who cooks, a bitch on your roster who sucks dick proper….it’s like building a winning team, even when you’re a loser….you can try….or at last have “fantasy league”.
The fact is, if you’re build like Sophie Mudd, you are really reduced to being a host body to titties, she has no choice, like she looked in the mirror and said, I guess I’ll do what you tell me to do, as you are the boss of my every move, and the only reason for my existence…kinda like when you find a stray cat and decide to give it a home….only you can fuck the tits without them dying…except maybe of shame and humiliation….or suicide, but you get the point….at least I hope you do…because I forgot what I was saying.
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Posted in:Daisy Keech|Sophie Mudd
2022
29
Mar
How many tight pants did you see today? I’d say leave it in the comments, but there’s no one out there reading this, it’s not like I have anything interesting to say, it’s not like people read, it’s not like stumbling upon a horny girl’s blog in the early 2000s where she talks about all her masturabtion, and if it was, it probably wouldn’t be read, because people don’t read anymore, and can just google MASTURBATION VIDEOS…..so why bother talking about it in text form, that’s shit’s old news….
But since I’ve been writing the site for 18 years, I figure I’ll tell you how many tight pants I’ve seen today….ONE…and it was another dog walker bending over to pick up shit…it seems like the most tight pant pussy definition I get to see outside the grocery store that’s banned me for not wearing a mask….causing a damper in my tight pant masturbation, but luckily girls don’t let their tight pant wearing go to waste, they upload that shit on the internet.
Posted in:Tight Pants
2022
29
Mar
When. you’re 300 years old, you gotta know your angles…
The professional model, who is a dinosaur in model years, like they dug her up when building a strip mall in Montana and found her next to the Wooly Mammoth bones, only more German, Nazi blooded, probably a product of Eugenics, or designer baby making to keep Germany in power, after testing on all the gyspyies, they mastered their systems and got hired to create NATO and NASA those Nazi fucks…
Anyway, when you’re old, TIT SELFIES make for good filler content between the days you are all glammed up and faking that you’re not old…so take some content tips from a bro…TIGHT CROP TITTY…for the win.
That’s why she’s paid the BIG bucks.
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Posted in:Heidi Klum
2022
29
Mar
Anna Camp’s bringing the double pussy. You may not know what I am reference because you are dumb, but basically in the bottom picture of her full fit and hip-less body, which I can’t confirm or deny means she’s a dude, but might as well be..her pussy that could be a tuck….appears TWICE….thanks to the beveled edge of the mirror..
This is some carni, funhouse, mirror trickery, that I like to think is to distract us from balls…
It’s the inception, pussy within a pussy that could not be a pussy, just a crotch…which soon biologists will tell us can be pussy even if testes are presence, because Society is COLLAPSING…..
The fact that celebs, if no names like this do bikini selfies next to her drag queen boa collection…..is all part of that collapse…but like a double rainbow, we’ve got a double pussy, and that’s gotta matter to at least one of you.
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Posted in:Anna Camp
2022
29
Mar
Here’s a series that we call THINGS TO WEAR TO THE BEACH….
Because it’s girls posing slutty in swimwear, which I like to think is the foundation of social media, basically the only reason it exists…
No one actually gives a fuck about keeping in touch with friends from High School, or seeing what they are up to in their shitty fucking prosperous lives…
It is strictly to see them in bikinis, or see their wives in bikinis, which has evolved to seeing their college aged daughters and their slutty friends in bikinis…
Without the bikini pics, the internet would be a very sad and lonely place, which I guess it already is, just look in the mirror boys…
Posted in:swimsuit
2022
29
Mar
Comedian ALEX STEIN who I am sure people will call some transphobic, white supremacist, alt right, Q Anon, demon trying to make fun of people, because making fun of people is mean, and making fun of people is bad….
To which I say, he’s just defending Trans Rights in the city of PLANO TEXAS…
He could be using the logic of these people against them comedically, you know show them how dumb they fucking are…
Or maybe he is really a trans women, who decided to identify as a woman, because he’s not a biologist but knows in his soul who he is…
AND WE CANNOT JUDGE HIM for that, if anything, we may have to fuck him, otherwise we’ll be seen as transphobics to.
Clearly, this dude’s doing solid work for the people….and there’s nothing like a good CITY COUNCIL troll to let you know where your tax payer money goes….TO IDIOTS>…it GOES TO IDIOTS…
The best thing about playing the trans card, is they can’t argue you on it, that’s always been my plan for this site, as a TRANS artists, I an do whatever I like….with my penis, and with my content…you woke fucks ruining our lives with the insanity….let’s get back to normal…we’ve gone too far….and that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t Stop Transphobia Now…it just means stop annoying us with the crazy.
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