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2022

28

Jan

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

When I was a lot younger, I was told by some biker broad in some dive bar in Florida that riding her motorbike makes her cum…which to me was shocking, like I said I was young and not used to aggressive women who looked like men and who you’d expect to fuck women, but actually fucked me, talking about cumming on their motorbikes…but since then, any girl on a motorbike I’ve seen, I’ve thought “she’s either cumming, about to cum, or just came”…and I don’t even know if they do cum from the bike vibrations, I’ve never been that close to another female biker since, they scare me with their manliness…but when the biker is Skriver, all reckless without a helmet on, bared ass…it makes me want to lick the seat or at least smell it when she’s in the gas station cleaning up after squirting on the seat…and now I am inspired for a new hobby to partake in this summer…which is good timing since I have no hobbies or passions…but sniffing motorbike seats may be it….some people paint, some people do crafts, some people collect shit, some people play instruments…I’m talentless, but confident in my ability to SNIFF warm seats and hopefully NOT get caught…but even if I do…what are they going to say to me…”Get outta here pervert”..which for a pervert…that’s really not that big of a deal…I KNOW I AM A PERVERT…that’s why I’m sniffing your bike seat LADY who I am compelled to call SIR.

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2022

28

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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This is where I rant about how insane the vaccine passports are because they are idiotic, don’t make sense, people can still get and spread covid without the vaccine, and they play it as a “Protect the Unvaccinated” bullshit…..even though the passports probably track a lot more than they are telling you…but the one thing they aren’t doing is tracking ON/OFFs, which is the only thing they should track, because you can jerk off to it…and if you are going to oppress and divide, you might as well target hot chicks, plus they probably fucking love doing it, they seem to love being told what to do, they seem to love being oppressed, they seem to love living in a pandemic and view freedom fighters as a threat…so tell them to do shit we can jerk off to….plus, they do it for free anyway, we just need to mandate it…to get more people in on it….the kind of VIRTUE SIGNALING we need….”LOOK HOW GOOD OF A CITIZEN I AM, I POST On/Off’s three times day…OUTFIT CHANGE”…

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2022

28

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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FISHNETS ARE OPPRESSIVE.

They imply that WOMEN are PREY for MEN to Capture in LINGERIE hosiery….

There may not have been GUNS POINTED AT ANY HEADS in the making of these FISHNET FRIDAY pictures….but we know that every girl partaking is a victim of MIND CONTROL ABUSE from the patriarchy that makes them FEEL they should POST their FISHNETS on the internet….

THEY SELL THEM AT EVERY DRUG STORE FOR A REASON….OPPRESSION!

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2022

28

Jan

McKayla Maroney Shorts of the Day

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McKayla Maroney’s got that Olympic Gymnast muscle memory that you’d think would be a great marketing hook for her OnlyFans, but I guess she got paid off on a level for the insane abuse that she was put through as a child who showed enough talent in gymnastics to make it to the Olympics, so everyone just ignored that they put PREDATORS around these girls….something I am sure that was just a fluke and that in no way exists in other parts of government funded operations…you know because they put so much importance on protecting the kids….demon fucks.

Anyway, she doesn’t have an only fans, so the only floor moves or PARALLEL BARS you will see her riding are going to be at GYMNASTIC SUMMER CAMP or at a party you attend with her after she has too many cocktails and decides to show you want a handspring is…

I don’t know gymnastic moves, but I appreciate that shes not built like a muscular midget like the other gymnasts….but also that she’s in a tight outfit..so I can stare at her crotch…

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2022

28

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties because they can’t all be assholes behind thongs…

Diversity, Inclusivity, Equity…..THE PANTY VERSION…

D.I.E…..because empowering ladies in their GRANNY PANTIES is our life mission, so long as it makes them take pics of themselves in their granny panties since all panties are fucking panties and all panties are a challenge to peel off…no matter what their fabric content is.

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2022

28

Jan

Lana Del Rey Underboob of the Day

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I saw a meme of guys wearing long t-shirts and no pants with their balls hanging out of the bottom of their shirt…as some social commentary to the UNDERBOOB and in Lana Del Rey’s case it might as well be a set of balls and not a set of UNDERBOOB because she’s done got fat….instead of using that celebrity money to stay fit, to stay eating well, she used it to sit on her ass and get all the foods she ever wanted, which is pretty vile, but rich kids can be lazy when everything has been given to them, it happens….

The good news is that fat girls have fat girl tits and if they are going to crop out there massive gut, you can focus on what is important…. the tits,….Ask any fat girl her best asset…all they got is tits…and I guess in Lana Del Rey’s case…some moody music that can put you in the mood to fuck those tits…all tormented and gut wrenching for her gut.

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2022

28

Jan

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Due to a lack of FROG BUTTS – because girls aren’t posting FROG BUTT pose as much as WE need them to do…which is probably a good thing because I used every FROG BUTT joke that I could possibly think of and NONE were good…

I was forced to go back to the drawing board and find another FRINGE GROUP of women doing a SIMILAR slutty act for the internet, in the form of PICTURES and VIDEOS that start with the LETTER “F” because that’s how basic and retarded that’s about the capacity I have in the creative process after 18 years of failure.

I came up with FATTY FRIDAYS…where I would point and laugh at FATTIES….and then I came up with FEMINIST FRIDAYS…but not blue haired dudes on hormones who cut off their dick feminists….I’m talking old school “I don’t wear a bra” feminists…even though no one wears a bra….SO this “feminism” dates me…but this “feminism” is the good kind of “taking off my bra to fight the patriarchy”….like sucking dick on camera for money to fight the patriarchy…but less insane and misguided!!

BURN YOUR BRAS sluts.

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2022

28

Jan

Emma Roberts Doing Costa Rica Shit of the Day

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Emma Roberts broke up with her husband/baby daddy and dude went off the fucking rails, got arrested for public intoxication because he’s handling it really well…

So she did what a typical bitchy ex would do and hopped onto a flight to Costa Rica, where she did some luxury retreat shit, laying in the pool in her swimsuit, doing some YOGA, in a giant fuck you to that unstable fuck she broke up with….a little “I’m doing fine without you, hey internet look at my hot mom skinny body”….and I’m full on board…I think the whole point of breaking up is to show the person on social media that you don’t need them, or that you’ve got new pussy, because being the cuck who gets arrested in a break-up is the WEAK spot to be….NEVER chase a bitch, always chase a new bitch to get a pic to post to drive the other bitch crazy.

The point of the story is that Eric Roberts love child with his sister Julia Roberts is the kind of INBRED I like….I’ve found Emma Roberts hot throughout her career that was gifted to her no matter how hard they’ll say her struggle was….and bratty rich kids with celebrity siblings for parents are a fetish of mine….even after their pussy has been blown out…but ONLY when they are this skinny.

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2022

28

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Body of the Day

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I just posted a bunch of Pete Davidson Has AIDS Memes because Kanye is telling people that Pete Davidson has AIDS, you know since you don’t need to legally disclose your HIV status, so you have Kanye release that info for you.

I do think it’s all part of some nonsense media hype they are trying to generate for the normies, to distract them from the GLOBALIST TAKEOVER, taking your freedoms from you to force you into the slave class that you belong in, because these idiot celebrities don’t realize that they’re next on the chopping block once the ELITES get what they want.

I do not think that any of this celebrity gossip is anything but disctraction, it always has been, because if you keep idiots distracted with shiny objects….you can make all kinds of crazy laws without them realizing it…because they take a backseat to life and let other people make the decisions for them.

I do think the Kardashians are the leaders of EVIL, I do think they’ve destroyed a generation by spreading narcissism, monetization, pushing money as your lord and savior, while getting rich in the process and making other people feel like shit about themselves…all while being the WEIRDEST fucking body…

So in keeping up with the clickbait, with noise, the distraction, the old weird body is clearly feeling hot enough to post weirdly photoshopped pics of her weirdly edited body, for you weird people into fucking cartoons.

Her ass is that of a diaper…and you like it….because you’ve been programmed to do no matter how weird she looks….WITCHCRAFT motherfuckers…

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2022

28

Jan

Pete Davidson Has AIDS Memes of the Day

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There’s a story going around that Kanye West is telling people that Pete Davidson has AIDS, and as someone who has been very suspicious of the whole Pete Davidson celebrity, since he’s not actually funny, but then again I don’t find anyone funny and I am amazed that SNL is still a thing….so I’m not the target market…

Not to mention I think Kanye is a Satanist who hangs with Marilyn Manson and other Satanists, who sold his soul to the satanic industry to become a billionaire and I have a VERY hard time believing that Kanye and Pete Davidson and Kim K the Demon aren’t just trolling together to create distractions and all that other obvious shit…

BUT since he’s telling people that Pete Davidson has AIDS, and since I have found all these Pete Davidson has AIDS memes, I figured I’d share them..because it’s a campaign, like the FREEDOM TRUCKER CONVOY, that I support, even if it’s just idiotic noise…

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