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2021

29

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

I am sure that Candice Swanepeople is jacked up with face injections as all these girls trying to stay fit and hot into their 40s do, but she’s also not THAT old, still skinny, and since she’s retired from Victoria’s Secret, doing her own thing, it doesn’t take mean she’s too old to jerk off to…or too old to get naked…even if she’s had two kids…if anything her having two kids was just a fuck you to her fans that are her age or older, in a “look how I look after I squeeze out a couple of kids, while you look like shit”…it’s the equivalent of when a rich dude shows off his money, you know since hotness is a currency….just ask any model human trafficked.

Swanpeople, the best kind of people, yes I am calling her Swan People instead of Swanpoel because of autocorrect and because I like it better…is our own kind of SOUTH AFRICAN variant that came out conveniently a day after they reported COVID isn’t an issue in Africa despite being 6% vaccinated….

CAN’T HAVE THAT INFO OUT THERE….

People in South Africa are like “why are you alienating against us, is it because we are the most racist country in the world, with our apartheid”….because as travel bans happen, they’re like “we have 9 people in hospital or less and no one is really that sick, this MORONIC variant is actually mild as shit….because ALL variants get less and less intense…and if they get worse, it’s because a new version of the virus has been released or sprayed on you…

It’s all lies….but what isn’t a lie is that Candice with her giant LEAVEs looks fucking great….evn with her breast implants removed because I hate breast implants.

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2021

29

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS….

MOMS I LIKE TO FUCK….or is it moms I’d like to fuck since I don’t know if I’d like fucking any of these moms…I don’t even know if they are all moms. There’s a scam in the MILF world where bitches who are old enough to be moms, which I realize is 16, based on Farrah Abraham alone, but that I think is more when a bitch who wants to get naked on the internet is 40, she needs to put that disclaimer than the objects in the mirror, or on the screen are not quite what they seem…there may be some fucked up fat deposits, rashes, scars, loose skin, skin tags, stretch marks…you know old lady shit….maybe their pussies are blown out from insertion in their yout and not from EXPULSION…I don’t know any of these people so I don’t have the answer…

I just know that I am older than all of them, so “JAILBAIT TO ME”…even when 40…

I also know that having kids isn’t the hottest prerequisite for a nude…but some lonely people are drawn to it.

We’re not at the point of forced sterilization, eugenics, making kids in a lab not in a womb, where MILFs are some amazing and coveted rarity…you know Hand Maids Tale shit, where they house fertile pussy in the attic of the rich fucks…because they are the holy grail for humanity…

So MILFs are still relatively unimpressive to me, because I think moms should spend their time being moms, not being whores…but I am conflicted because I like naked ladies of the internet…

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2021

29

Nov

Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Kari Riley is but I bet she fucks rich dudes, only rich dudes, because sex is transactional now, and the whole point of building that instagram following or becoming a model is to get to the rich dudes. There’s a reason Victoria’s Secret models marry billionaires…100 millionaires aren’t enough for their egos….and millionaires are just dirt to them…

I figure if you’re a tight body bitch in a bikini, on some fancy looking boat, you are the kind of girl who deserves all you ever wanted or dreamt of. It’s ok to be a vapid, superficial ego chasing an empty fucking dream…BUT AT LEAST SHE WILL HAVE NICE STUFF.

But like I said, I don’t know Kari Riley, so I’m sure she’s just a down to earth LA based hippie, into dudes living in some of the tent cities in Venice or Downtown LA, you know because they aren’t slaves to the system…

The point is, hot chicks in bikinis are important.

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2021

29

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of perverted sex toy old lady Jennifer Aniston is playing with, but it looks like it’s some sort of breath control fetish shit, you know helping her test the power and strength of her lungs while giving us a chance to look at her razor sharp, meaty as shit, SITCOM winning nipples…

I would argue that the only reason Friends worked as a show was her nipples, because I know that is the only reason I watched the shit….I guess it also gave nerdy awkward dudes hope they’d get the hot tits to fall in love with them based on their charm and the fact that it was. TV show written that way….but I was really only there for the nipples..

I used to call it “Nip-On” back then, which I guess would be deemed as racist now…they call them pokies now…and even as a senior discount aged motherfucker, she’s still got tits to look at.

I guess this is from a movie, where she’s nude…in shower, like a victim washing off the bad sex..

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2021

29

Nov

Big Baddy Bee is the Ultimate Model of All Time of the Day

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Big Baddy Bee is someone who only has 8,000 followers, but her profile was sent to me, and I fell in love with the concept of what she’s doing.

I was talking to a dude this weekend who was laughing about how big tits get hits, at least on TikTok…when big tits are being flashed or shown off…motherfuckers watch and big titty content has about 2000 times the views small titty content does…so girls are being told BIG TIT LIVES MATTER, but little tit lives don’t…

That’s the messaging…and it’s nothing new, I mean Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole, Jenny McCarthy…Carmen Electra and the other BIG FAKE TIT models of the 90s laid the groundwork….Emrata, Kate Upton and more modern big tits…confirmed that Big tits make dreams come true..

So this girl decided to buy some silly prosthetic tits to make content around, and she’s basically mocking the IG model, while now being one….rocking an OnlyFans withe the prosthetics….

I know, I’m more into real tits, than big silicone made in china breast plate tits, but for the social commentary…this is what legends are made of!!

Posted in:Tits

2021

29

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I know that society is a little decadent and godless. I just spent an hour looking at NFTs trying to figure out that scam, not that my mantra is that money is energy and it comes easy, not just to important people, or smart people, or people who take risks, but for all you motherfuckers out there who are a slave to that evil DOLLAR…the world’s new god…

I typically don’t give a fuck about money, it’s never been an interest or passion or motivator, and it’s always just been shit to me, but this pandemic made me realize, it’s better to be stupid rich in it, if you’re into being left the fuck alone…

Anyway, people are buying GIFs for millions of dollars, in the biggest FUCK you to money and I guess the system and that shit is fucking weird…but not as weird as the other easy money that people are getting because they are all porned out or porned up and are rewarded on the internet based on how slutty they are…it’s soulless really…by design…they just call it feminism…so instead of wanting to have families, to raise the next generation, they want to get paid and get designer purses…

So the whole breast feeding thing being made into a fetish is really the only way humanity and birthing will survive..

It’s not about creating a legacy, or finding passion in being a wife or homemaker, it’s about being a MILKY TIT MODEL…the whole having a kid is just a consequence or side effect of being that kind of FETISH model…

I used to be grossed out by breast feeding turned into a fetish, I mean it’s nature’s way to feed the babies and help them thrive…this is the function of tits…and then there are the girls who get mad at you for jerking off to them as they breast feed…SO CHOOSE a fucking stance…

Is breast feeding natural and non-sexual…STOP SEXUALIZING US….or is it a fucking FETISH you want us jerking off to…MIXED messages are dangerous and confusing.

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Posted in:Lactating

2021

29

Nov

Hot Cowgirl and Other Videos of the Day

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No Gaga Reflex Challange

The President on Masks

Girl Shows her Muscles

Do Your Thrusters…

Girl in a Tight Dress making the Important Content

TikTok Titties

More TikTok Titties

Skipping Leg Days

Training Partners Killing It

Monster Tits

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2021

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess thanksgiving is over…that’s unfortunate, but we can rock into CYBERMONDAY harder than we chronically jerk off to porn like the victims of a strategic attack on the young men of the world by forcing them to expel their life force multiple times a day all over themselves so that they don’t have the energy or spirit in them to fight, to win, to even seduce actual women…why bother when you can sit on your couch and fucking rot in a meaningless, chronic masturbating existence. Right.

I’m just here contributing to that, but it’d be nice if I got rich doing it, I mean money is energy and comes easy, but I feel like it came way easier to other motherfuckers when the internet AI was destroying the spirit of HUMANITY….through google results, social media newsfeeds and all that other shit.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the early afternoon, which is morning to some of us lazy, depressive, fucks.

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Paulina Gretzky is Hot in her Bra in Bed
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Hot Model Cooper in a Nude Shoot
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LINDSAY LOHAN GETS ENGAGED
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Several Cowboys Coaches Including Head Coach Mike McCarthy Have Entered the COVID-19 Protocol
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Friends Reacting to Princess Diana’s Death in 1997
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Massive 7.5 Earthquake Hits Swimming Pool – Not it’s not a Fat Joke…
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Live TV Bloopers
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Judge Sentences Another Judge and Has to Be Dragged out of Court
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CAM SLUTS – SUPPORT THEM – THEY ARE GREAT.
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2021

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Anyone wanna go to South Africa? I hear it is summer there, the surfing is good but a little sharky, the women they’ve exported have brought boners from Theron, Swanepoel, even Genevieve Morton…they have funny accents, they LOVE apartheid and segregation, which seems to be hot as shit in these parts with these passports….and most importantly…they have men with no legs on their Olympic team before they kill models….or I guess it’s also a place where models turned top actress kill their dads…plus with this NU variant propaganda, no one will be going to South Africa so we can probably score some SWEET deals as we recruit the next TITTY model….start practicing your AFRIKAAN fools.

In other news, I heard some “conspiracy” that the vaccine is causing people to test positive for HIV…which is funny because I had a dream that I wrote down a few days ago that read “dream that they put HIV in the vaccine to give everyone HIV”….probably some weird plot of a movie I will never bother writing because I have about 4500 ideas and notes for movies…all I do is jot shit down all day like a nutcase…not that I make a habit of writing down dreams…that is for cat lady lonely fat ladies who have no meaning because they collectively “got out of the kitchen” and wanted independence from men…

I am not saying my dream is a prophecy, but I figure if you’re going to get HIV, don’t get it injected into you, unless you’re making a night of it sharing needles with homeless people, going to a bathhouse to see if you like raw anal from weird people in bathouses, maybe flying down to Brazil for some good old fashioned raw tranny prostitute sex….

I advocate for HIV the TRADITIONAL WAY…

There’s nothing worse than a case of HIV from a blood transfusion in the 90s….you know all the shitty consequences of having HIV without any of the fun that you had trying to get HIV…

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Hailey Bieber Loves her Levis
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Elsa Hosk is Busting Out Posing with Purses
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Raiders and Cowboys Fans Get into a Thanksgiving Brawl
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Two Female Cowboys Fans Get in a Fight With an AT&T Stadium Worker
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Jojo in a Skimpy Dress
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Mariah Carey’s Life is Being Turned into a TV series
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Tiffany Apologizes for Being Rude to the Fans….
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Lady Gaga Talks Method Acting
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Ariana Celeste’s Tanline Tease
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IG Model Eve Gale Does Casual
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Everything You Need to Know About Ashley Tevort
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20 Creepy Death Maks
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Hot Track Star Being Hot
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The Best Walmart Cart Ever
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Teen Catches 2 Year Old Falling Out of House
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9 Fastest Workers in Japan
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Don’t Deep Fry a Frozen Turkey
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How Celebs Spent Thanksgiving
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Hugh Hefner’s Son and Scarlett Byrne Made a Baby or Two
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Bebe Rexha Sings About Family
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Chloe Sims Panty Upskirt
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Egotastic Sports Hottie of the Day: Sheila Maeve
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Chef Fire…..
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Horse Loses it While Getting a Haircut
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Halo Spartan Graduating from High School
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Invisible Chair Prank
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Lily Rose Depp and Keira Knightley in a Christmas Movie Together
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OnlyFans Star Courtney Tillia Plays Pool on the Table With Not Much On
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Girl is Training for the Black Friday Sales
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NYC in 1993
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Earthquake Warning System
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Everything in Anya Taylor-Joy’s Bag
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Golfer Lucy Robson Has an OnlyFans
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Some 2019 Black Friday Moments
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Frenzied 2020 Black Friday Sale
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Drew Brees Did the “Collinsworth Slide”
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Parrot Throws Phone Away and Laughs
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Topless Model Nastya on the Beach
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Richelle Ryan Twerking Her Turkey
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BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily Rose Depp Insane Shoot for Wonderland Mag
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Vanessa Mai in a Skimpy Skirt
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Zoe Kravitz See Out in Public
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Laetita Casta Ass in Jeans
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Big Girl Kelly Brook in a Secretary Outfit
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Suki Waterhouse in a Magazine
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Morgane Polanski in Shoot…
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Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage
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Ashley Benson’s Out on her Phone
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Celebs Topless and Naked and Slutty in Movies
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Laura Dern in Jeans
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Elle Fanning Titty Scene
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Bathtub Ledges are Handy
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33 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hot Bitches Cleaning the Street
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Turned on in the Fitting Room
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Disturbing Fucking Mask
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Scumbag of the Week!
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Pussy and Tit Combo
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Faceless and Useless Whore
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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Fighting Fridays
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Pale Girls with Insane Tits
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Handjob of the Day
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Crackhead Shit
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Illegal in 194 Countries
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Gianna Gets Fucked
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Dildo in the Ass
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3 Girls Stacked for the Fuck
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Yacht Pussy
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Naked Christie Brimberry
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Mirror Selfie on the Big Dildo
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Amateur Fuck
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Glass Toy in Pussy
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Caught Masturbating
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Up Close and Personal on the Dildo…
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Anal Made her Squirt
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Pussy Licking
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Pornstar Party Crashers
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Ideal Shower
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Vintage Debi Johnson Nude Shoot
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Grindtime
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Davina Shows her Va-Vina
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Gabbie Carter in a Stretchy Outfit
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This is a Dildo
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Brenda Posing Nudes
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SHOE FUCKER
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Slit Rubber
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Messy
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Shower Girl from some Angles
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2021

26

Nov

Bella Thorne Fat Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a pretty perky tit, I wonder how that Happens, maybe it’s Disney Created in their imagineer labs, I mean strangers things have probably been created there…and she is a Disney Kid, something that is for life and if you’ve ever been part of any cult, you’ll know that there’s really no escape, even if they make you think you’ve escaped.

I am convinced that people are lazy, people are boring, people don’t bother trying, especially when they already have celebrity and nothing to prove…so the whole positioning of Bella Thorne as a modern idol, or a modern media mogul because she’s got work in mainstream, movie deals in the mainstream, and a content agency for OnlyFans, a weed company, whatever the fuck else she’s doing….just seems a little contrived…you know like there’s more to the story…not that it matters..

Even if you buy in on the story they are telling us, you know using her own narrative of ex Disney Kid who really likes sex, posing provocatively for clicks, and running porn star onlyfans content….while being a YOUTUBER….all SELF MADE…which doesn’t really count because of the whole Disney thing…but sure…SELF MADE….I’m only here for the bikini pics…they juicy…

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