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2021

24

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I didn’t see any pussy wedgies out in the wild today, which is shocking because a few months ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing at least one bitch with per pants jacked up in her ass like she was trying to give reverse birth to them….you know it’s fashion when your idols are whores like the Kardashians….

I did see some babe in front of the Masonic Temple in a mini-skirt and ripped pantyhose getting her pics taken, all big lipped and posing full retard like there weren’t people walking by, because people live in a fucking bubble and not just a COVID bubble but a narcissitic bubble…but yeah, no pussy wedgies….

Luckily, the internet is full of them, so you motherfuckers get to see the cameltoes you know and love, far better than the lunch ladies, cuz these girls aren’t fat…BUT THEIR PUSSIES are…

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2021

24

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Panties of the Day

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I avoided posting these magazine photoshoot pics of Jennifer Lawrence because google has this thing called “Google Jennifer Lawrence Leaked Nudes” where you see all her leaked nudes that a motherfucker actually went to jail for, since you can’t CENSOR the internet, or erase the internet, no matter how hard you try….I mean until they turn off the internet and give you access to three websites on the internet…that you know they’ve got lined up…but as the internet works now, you can delete and censor motherfuckers, but they find new corners to unite and congregate that don’t make some aspergers fuck another billion.

POINT being….Jennifer Lawrence was never that appealing to me, what do you think I am, Harvey Weinstein….I thought she was a lot of hype, thanks to Harvey Weinstein….I even met her agent once and that creep had a fucking hard on for her too…probably because of the paydays she gets, I saw recently she came out of the lazy semi-retired woodwork to get paid 25 million to be in a Leo DiCaprio movie…where she was pushed into a corner of “aren’t you mad Leo made 30 million”…to wwhich she said “I’m happy with my deal”….because DUMB FUCK MEDIA don’t realize that there’s a pay scale depending on a lot of factors and that we don’t live in communism, so you can value a motherfucker’s work by whatever MEASURE you want…not to mention…25 million dollars to be in a Netflix movie by Will Farrell’s partner, who I actually like since watching Succession, but I’ll tell you I fucking hated that Funny Or Die shit its entire existence…which I am sure they give a fuck about since they made 100s of millions of dollars off while I’m over here making 5 dollars a fucking day…for a site that costs 20 dollars a day to HOST….BUSINESS TYCOOON….

Anyway, lots of hype thanks to Harv and her agent, lots of money thanks to that hype, all while being mediocre no matter how many Oscar nods she gets….but then I saw the nudes…and she looked great nude…so we don’t need this updated half naked shit…we’ve got what we need in the archives…plus, I think she’s pregnant now, not with Harv’s baby…but you never know CONJUGAL VISITS still happen…

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2021

24

Nov

Christina Ricci Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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I typically have issues with girls who confuse being pregnant with being beautiful, it’s like bitch that’s the worst kind of STD, it sucks your fucking soul harder than HIV….

I’ve had a chance of heart, in part because I found god over the last year and realize that there is something pretty great about women who choose to do the whole family thing, even if they were married to another motherfucker less than a year ago….because GOD FAMILY AND COUNTRY…motherfuckers…even though I am in Canada and it doesn’t work like that in our socialist, soon to be communist run state…

I’ve also had a change of heart because at Christina Ricci’s age, the whole getting pregnant is pretty impressive, she’s in her 40s, making babies in her 40s is freakish….so let’s do a shoot to document this freakish thing….

I am not sure if this is her first kid, but getting to this point required getting cummed in, and it wasn’t the first time, but since she didn’t abort it, she probably had a feeling it was some gift from God too…at least that’s how she’s acting with this alien creature growing in her cunt.

Anyway, Christina Ricci even at 40 is so dreamy, or nightmare-ish, you know 40 year old pregnant ladies make retard babies…because they aren’t supposed to be making babies….but yeah, Christina Ricci’s an icon, I mean late 90s indy movies, she brought the tits…and I’ve been a fan ever since…I watched her flight attendent show, I’m watching her girls in a plane crash show called Yellow Jackets right now, I even watched her on Ally McBeal after she chopped her big sloppy tits off and did the anorexia..

WELL…those tits are back baby…which just goes to show you, that you can TRY to kill a good thing, but you CAN’T kill a good thing.

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2021

24

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I was just watching some hippie talk about how people think they only use 10 percent of their brain, because the 10 percent of the brain they focus on is the shit like watching porn, jerking off, making money, working, maybe being creative, you know shit like that….while the other 90 percent is their connection to the fucking universe through consciousness, which is apparently what the people at the top don’t want you to fucking have, because with consciousness you don’t let them bully you around as much, or reduce you to some useless eating host body that mooches off the system more than contributing to the system, which is why they hate you….

I also watched some documentary on how WEED is God’s plant, that was the name of the documentary, because we have CBD receptors or some shit, so we are designed to accept and merge with cannibanoids or whatever the fuck, I am an alcoholic, I don’t know this shit…

I am just saying that them wanting us to drink, become angry, to become dumb, to become poisoned as alochol is a life ruining neurotoxin….that literally destroys your fucking brain and doesn’t give you some higher consciousness when consuming it, even though I’d argue the only good times I had were drunk, I don’t remember them, but I remember them being funny….which I guess is not really the soul searching a motherfucker needs if you forget the enlightenment…

So anyway, hippie shit, connect to your soul shit, develop a higher consciousness, realize you’re more than just a host body designed to be shit on by the system, and live your best fucking life, like these girls gettting naked for their love of WEED….

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2021

24

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini of the Day

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Victoria Silvstedt was one of the first of many whores to send me lawyers letters and threatened to sue me over a pic of her getting eaten out by a midget billionaire who is married to someone else but who has been financing this mistress for decades at this point…

You see, this is a dumb “project” that relies on posting other people’s pitures to make my ART around, and other people don’t like my ART because my ART isn’t some heart warming painting, or sculpture or video project you’d see at a club in the early 90s to set the mood…it’s not music, it’s not poetry, it’s not interpretive dance…it’s “HOLY SHIT THAT PLAYBOY BITCH WHO IS 100 YEARS OLD STILL LOOKS HOT AS SHIT AND IS A SEX WORKER FOR A RICH GUY”…you know I guess it’s not interpreted as art…but rather defamation…and that my friends is my fail.

I resent all the people who have sent me lawyers letters to remove their pics, I appreciate they haven’t officially sued me yet, but they will, and we’ll have to shut down and you’ll miss us.

So normally, I don’t post anything this litigious cunt puts up, but I fiure old lady sex workers looking hot in selfies is what gets her paid, and MAYBE that’ll get me paid..

I am such a risk taker…looking danger in the eye, posting pics that can gt me sued like looking down the barrel of a gun but way less fucking cowboy or manly.

Maybe I need to rework my strategy….in the meantime, old Playboy tits…that must be 50…living that good life and all it takes is being the mistress to a billionaire…so girls out there find that billionaire….and dudes out there…become that billionaire and invest into this site so I can do better shit.

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2021

24

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spots in person are better than wet spots in photo because wet spots in photo lack context and wet spots in person don’t really need context because you’re there in person..

I know what you’re saying, well why do you jerk off to used panties you find in the park on Sunday after thinking they were pulled off when someone got fucked in the park, when there’s a chance that the panties were pulled off because of a gnarly yeast infection you’re now smearing on your face…to which i say…I don’t have the answers….but I do have pics of wet spots.

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2021

24

Nov

Drag Queen Lap Dance Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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How About Someone You Shouldn’t Take Health Advice From due to the GUNT, Mad at the Protestors wanting Freedom…When people fight the people who want freedom, and instead want more government babysitting, you know we need a reset.

Vaccinated and Masked people MAD at someone who knows MASKS don’t work..

Woman is scared of the subway ramp, so she bike locks herself to a post to not get pushed into trains…

GETTING READY FOR THE METAVERSE…

Big Titty GILF Dance

Fat Girl Tries to be Hot

Turkish Ice Cream Vendor VS Customer

Howard Stern to Run for President to Hit the Anti-Vaxxers Like the Demon Sell Out He Is…

Titty TikTok Clickbait

Girl Training her Ass

Store in Oakland Gets Looted

Seat Belt Tits

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2021

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You gotta be a risk taker in life….that’s what they tell us….but people who aren’t traditionally risk takers, but instead scared fucks…who just go through the motions of their boring and uneventful safe and basic life….they don’t follow their dreams, they don’t listen to their instincts, they don’t put ANYTHING on the line…and thy go through life scared of everything…because they’ve suppressed their fucking soul…all while hating people who do take risks and end up winning….out of jealously…

But those basic, simple, waste of space people who aren’t challenging themselves for “comfort”….are the same people lining up themselves and their kids for experimental medicine, which for the record, could go south VERY quick, because it is experimental.

You see the thing with experiments in general is that you have no idea what the outcome is, and some experiments may not be the ones you want to be the lab rat for, you know maybe you don’t want your kids to be the experiment for them either.

So these chicken shit, scared of life, scared of death, scared to make moves, do what they told motherfuckers, aren’t scared to be first in line for a fucking experimental shot…

It’s crazy…don’t fall for it.

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the morning..

Nicki Minaj in Kim K’s Underwear
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Hot Nude Model’s Nude Self Portraits
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Vikings Release a Statement After Disturbing Video of Everson Griffen Holding a Gun Was Posted on Social Media
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Babies Confused by Twin Parents
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Teacher Gets a Car as a Secret Santa Gift
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Watch: Bills fan almost breaks her neck following botched table-smash attempt
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Bird Gets Mad at Dude’s Driving
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Paid 90,000 dollars in Oily Pennies
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The Bel Air Trailer
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Escaping a Gator Attack
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Cam Girls are Hot, Jerk Off to Them
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2021

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am thinking about getting into self help, not because I am a model human you should take any advice from, but because I keep getting ads telling me how to get rich quick and it seems the answer is doing a get rich quick seminar and finding a bunch of idiots to sign up for it…some money is energy if you will it, it will come…

I will you to give me crypto donations….

I saw some site that has 30,000 subscribers paying 10 dollars a month, why aren’t we doing that here…right…I mean I deserve 300k a month for having to write about tits I don’t know….

I guess step one of stepLINKS is CLICK the steplinks, then fuck yourself, in that order…yes….

Now I’ve given you the whole course I wrote for free…fuck…I’m bad at this scamming people on the internet thing….I mean you’d think I’d be better at it 18 years of having at least 4 people visit the site per day…sometimes many years ago upwards of 300,000 people a day….still Living that dream…some reclusive internet weirdo Van Wilder story….

Here are some stepLINKS…

TikTok Star Addison Rae is in a Corset
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Rihanna in Lingerie for the Holidays
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Booty Model Heidi Supports the Raiders in a Thong
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Jessica Alba is Busty
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January Jones Brings a Tight Up Skirt
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Bella Thorne’s Red Hot on the Red Carpet
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Britney Spears Brings Christmas Outfits
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Lindsay Brewer Put on a Leg Show in a Little Black Skirt
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Adele Made Spotify Change their Platform
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Bikini Girls
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Crazy Crash
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Olivia Culpo Brings the Boobs and Burgers
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Madonna’s Creepy Knife to Throat Ritual
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Nude Model Femina Showers
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Enes Kanter Says LeBron’s Ex-Teammates Say the Lakers Star is Only Worried About His Own PR
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Re-Imagined Bel-Air Trailer
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Jurassic World’s Prologue Trailer has Dropped
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18 Pinterest Fails!
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Confessions of a Maximum Security Corrections Officer
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Hot Air Balloon Fail
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Naomi is a Topless Model in Black and White
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Fans at the Texans-Titans Game Used the Cover of Their Ponchos to Get in Extracurricular Activities
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Flying a Huge Paper Airplane
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Britney’s Lawyer Joins Legal Team to Free Peter Max.
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I hate Snakes so This is a Nightmare
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Destroying Car Breaks with the Hydraulic Press
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Huge Traffic Pileup in Minnesota!
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Fake Parkour Girl in Paris
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Tiger King Death, Probably to Help Prop Season 2
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Creepy Guy Inserts a Coin into a Sealed Can
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Hug Your Partner and Watch Your Dog Reaction Video
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Why are the Man Made Islands in Dubai Empty
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Camilla Cabello’s New Look
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Topless Model Posing with Fruit
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Bill Belichick is a Big Thanksgiving Potato Guy
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Man Got Paid 90,000 Dollars in Pennies
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Farting on People in Walmart Prank
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Taylor Swift is Shocked
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Lucia Javorcekova is Counting Her Blessings by Showing Off Her Insane Curves in Her Bikini
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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J.Law in her Panties to Remind You She Exists for a Magazine
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Kate Upton in a White Dress
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Halle Berry’s Tits Out on the Street
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Nicolette Sheridan Looking Creepily Young for an Old Ass Bitch
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Madison Pettis in a Hot Body Fitness Outfit
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Ashley Benson’s Ass in Jeans
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Some Chick Emeraude Toubia’s got the Ratio
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Pia Mia in Tight Jeans
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Sluts at the American Music Awards
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Lucy Hale’s in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Vending Machine of Champions
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Meeting her Other Fan
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Dildo on the Tub
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Flawless Massive Boobs
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Close Up Dildo Fuck
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Beach Boobs
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Bathtime
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Naked Elise
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Basketballs in Ass
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BUTT CRACKS
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I Don’t Think She’s an Animal
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College Party
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Big Boobs Shows Her Pussy
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Twerking on Dildos
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Nerd Films a Sex Tape
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Porn Isn’t for Everyone…
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Dildo Collection by Anal Queen
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Amateur Dick Suck
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14 Athletes Having a Shitty Day
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Tits Out
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Garden Center Pussy
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Public Fuck
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35 People Having a Shitty Day
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Strap on Doggy Style
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Naked Yulia by the Creek
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Always Be Prepared
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Street Fucks
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Some Model Pulls Down her Panties
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Trudy in a Nude Shoot
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Lingerie Vibes
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2021

23

Nov

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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It’s Friday fuck….on a Tuesday.

I am so fucking glad that I didn’t work in an Office when the “It’s Friday” shit came out because I was working in an Office when Borat came out and that was fucking painful….I had to hear “WAWAWEWA” or whatever the fuck he said 10 fucking times a day and it was probably a good thing because it woke me up to how much of a monster Sasha Baron Cohen and his “comedy” is. Sell out industry kitten….

Rebecca Black, funny enough, probably wanted to be a sell out industry kitten when she first put out her song “Friday”..that went fucking viral, became part of pop culture, to the point where people on Fridays quote her to THIS fucking day….you know iconic and she was just a kid…

For whatever reason, the industry didn’t see that as an asset at the time, maybe because they didn’t filter her out to the world, and she wasn’t part of their master plan like some other unimpressive idiots who have achieved huge success while being pretty unimpressive, because brainwashing…

Well, it looks like she’s been making that comeback, I have a feeling not independently, because I keep seeing more and more of her and that’s usually because there’s a force behind her….pushing her us like all these other idiots, but I don’t know the story.

I just know she has tits, so I’ll reduce her to those tits, and assume her hitting pop culture 10 years after her first massive hit, is just nostalgia coming back at us….or just her big tits…because big tits are impressive.

I used to think it was always just about the tits, you know to distract us…but I think there’s way more sinister shit to it…but I can ignore that and look at the tits because I don’t listen to pop culture, so I don’t let them hypnotize me with their subliminal messages, frequencies, and vibrations…

SO FOCUS on their tits, they’re good…and 24 years old…

Point of the story – I like tits and you do too.

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