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2021

02

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops are my celebration of tits, because I have been that motherfucker asking girls to flash me their tits for as long as I remember, “SHOW US YOUR TITS”…even when it wasn’t MARDI GRAS week, because I am a tit loving pervert…

Lucky for me, the internet happened and allowed me to find my people, my TRIBE, the girls with tits who want to show their tits, and it’s been a magical one sided relationship of me watching tits DROP out of shirts like they are little paratroopers landing in a field hunting THOSE dissenters…ONLY hotter. RIGHT.

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2021

02

Dec

Katharine McPhee Christmas Booty of the Day

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I guess Katharine McPhee counted the rings on the STUMP of her Christmas tree and realized it was 100 fucking years old, and couldn’t hold back from humping it, because like her husband, it was the perfect age to fuck…..

Her ass in a dress probably shot by her dinosaur baby daddy on his phone you know he put his READERS on to figure out like all old people…

The only sad thing about this is that they didn’t film the post CHRISTMAS TREE PORNO shoot fuck….because VIAGRA is real people.

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2021

02

Dec

Coconut Kitty Christmas Erotica of the Day

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I have no idea who COOCNUT KITTY is, but she’s got 3 million followers and looks like AI, you know, artificial intelligence, some CGI, maybe some movie magic…

You may not know this, but I wanted to build a harem of fake influencers, you know since girls all look artificial now, because I figured it’d be the funniest way to get rich…my army of babes that aren’t actually real so no headaches, unwanted pregnancy or PMS…no bitching at me..and I can just pimp them out DAILY on the cam sites or wherever guilt free…knowing they have no souls…and that the people being tricked by their realistic look deserve to be tricked because they are stupid…

I do not think this girl is actually AI, it’s just a LOOK, the FILTER FACE….but I do think she’s amazing as she does CHRISTMAS the way I am sure JESUS intended when he was born in his MANGER….you know ‘ONE DAY THEY WILL MAKE CHRISTMAS PORNOGRAPHIC”….and here it is…in the softcore, hotness that SANTA, or SATAN would approve of…her name is Coconut Kitty

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2021

02

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Daytanl

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Nothing says tropical sex worker like a tan line, you know the kind of beach rat who moves to a beach town, to suck dick in the heat, because why would you be a whore where there isn’t an endless summer..right.

It’s like homelessness, when I see homeless motherfuckers freezing in the cold, I’m like, start fucking walking motherfucker, you have nothing else to do and FLORIDA will eventually come into your sights where you can live under bridges and EAT people on BATHSALTS and other fun things…

The tanline highlights the good parts….so here are some tanlines on the kind of girls who want you to see their tanlines…HEROES.

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2021

02

Dec

Tucker Carlson Defends Our Hero Alex Jones Who Has Been Right and Other Videos of the Day

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Karen Compilation

Huge Bikini Tits

GAG REFLEX

Gas Pump Slut

Ass on Vacation

TikTok on the Beach

TikTok in the Pool

Fat Girl Titty for Xmas

TikTok Girl on a Boat…

Showing Off the Peppers

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2021

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up godless heathen SLAVES sitting on your shitty hamster wheel you call life, always ten steps behind, but always trying to get ahead, a burden on your back you can’t escape, with every breath you feel disappointed, disappointment, failure, guilt…because you don’t realize there is a higher power that is ready for you, but you just have to accept it, and once you do, you will feel fucking free….

It may be hell, but I feel energized to be here. When society as a whole has been built by evil people with evil intentions in all aspects of life, you realize it is now more important than ever to align with God. That is the side you want to be on.

Tech, politics, the media, the banks, taxation, entertainment has all been compromised by evil.

It is designed to keep you cynical, oppressed, disconnected from spirit, empty and filling your void with the shit evil wants to fill you with.

When you realize god is real, when you’re filled with that light, you also realize the lies the system has enslaved you with.

You are not a free person until you put your faith in god. You fight his fight with truth and you know that he is the only person who reins over you or who you answer to.

It is empowering and liberating and when you are in a spiritual war, where god is more present than evil and the evil divide is stronger than ever, where you can see evil in the eyes of the very people telling you what to do, it is far easier to embrace.

I was cynical, I was a non believer, but had a connection to something in my soul. This pandemic has made it so obvious that god is real, that light and darkness exist and that for hundreds of years evil has been attacking god, and blocking out the light, because evil knows god is more powerful and will win.

I know Titty site guy telling you about his relationship with god, only for you to look into yourself and seek good and not evil, because evil is ruining our Fucking lives and will kill us all in the end, and I think that is worth fucking fighting. The hill to die on my friends. Fight the good fight. Now here are some tits to discount everything I just said, but in my defence, tits aren’t evil.

RAISE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, OPEN YOUR MIND, GET OUT OF YOUR RUT, CHASE TRUTH, CHOOSE GOOD, OR GOD….

The existing life you’re living, is prison…it’s been programmed, you’ve been programmed and it will get worst…but ONCE you see the truth, you can’t NOT see it…and it’s enlightening as shit…

Here are some morning links..

Dana White has Covid – Consulted Rogan on How to Fix It
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Actor Alec Baldwin Claims he Didn’t Fire the Bullet on Set…
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WATCH: Tristan Wirfs comes up with bizarre Rob Gronkowski impression during press conference
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The Funniest Moments in Figure Skating
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Making New Wings for a Butterfly
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How Airbags Work and Save Lives
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Hurricane Winds Causing Damage
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Cam Girls are the Best
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2021

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you see a girl post “I love wearing butt plugs in my asshole”….you may have to assume she’s a 16 year old dude from another country…and not actually the girl you think she is asking for money, but it seems like the.pervert losers of the world who aren’t satisfied with standard porn or jerking off in disappointment to an instagram pic…but instead need a connection with the girl who is scamming them…using money to try to impress them while sexting with an ad agency that runs their account….

CRAZY world…don’t be a sucker….

But do you think the cam girl wiping up her squirt after a cam show is as humiliating as a dude washing out his fleshlight after cumming in it….YOU MEAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THE FLESHLIGHT…..ohhhhhhh……

I guess it depends on how much they get paid. It always depends on how much they get paid…because in a GODLESS world that’s how the evil measure their success…

PRAY.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Barbara Palvin is Ready for Date Night!
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Eva Amurri in her Bra
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Sammy Draper Doing Her Thing for the Eagles
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Kelly Gale in a Bikini
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Charli XCX Wardrobe Malfunction
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Human Bike JUmp Fail
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Glamour Model Leilani Dowding is a Freedom Fighter
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The Pirelli Calendar is Here
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Alessandra Ambrosio Outdoor Shower
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IG Model/Makeup Artist and Raiders Fan Ashley Sharpe is Worth a Look
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Madison Beer Face
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Rihanna’s Braless Dress!
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Pelican Trying to Eat Capybara
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9 Guys Sexually Assaulted by Women
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7 Notable Roman Emperors…
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Cat in the Lizard Den
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Oasis Member Comments on Oasis Cover Band Stuck in a Pub
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When Animals are Reunited with their Owners
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Man Asks Strangers For Money, Pays Them 100× Of What They Pay Him!
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Beyonce Hits the Courts
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Cowboys Safety Damontae Kazee Dropped Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott’s Name During DWI Arrest
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Watch: Tom Brady dresses up as Santa and shows off his CRAZY surf-boarding skills
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One Mna’s Trash…
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Adam Sandler is Mad at the Paparazzi
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Spend the Night at the Home Alone House
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Guy Rejected by McDonald’s Opens a Parody Shop
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Gold Fish Gets Saved
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Girl Using VR Headset Freaks Out
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Lisa Rinna and Daughter Amelia Gray Have an Announcement!
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Boat Tow Fail
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9 photos of Henry Cavill from The Witcher Season 2 world premiere For the Gays – that’s you…
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Omnicron is for the Moronic
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Trevor Noah is Your Grammy Host
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Crazy Hot Wheels Through the Trees Track
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Dogs at the Daycare Pool
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Nude Model – Very Nude Model – For Christmas
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Sheep Abuse
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Some of the Longest Lasting Experiments
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Florida Man in Store with Alligator
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Actress Renee Olstead is Nude
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Testing McDonalds’ Paper Cups
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Guy Trolls Girlfriend Over her Sensitive Gag Reflex
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Pro Golfer Mei Brennan Hit Up Top Golf in a Miniskirt and Heels
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Nude Glamour Model Reading
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Shark Bitten in Half Still Swims Around
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100 Day Timelapse of an Apple in Water
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Professional Face Puncher Hannah Goldy is Getting Pretty Good at Taking Selfies
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Madison Beer Takes V Magazine!
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Pickup Treats MADE to Party
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Booze Makes the Holiday Season Better
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Charlize Theron Swimsuit on the Beach
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Anya Chalotra Cleavage
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Rose Byrne See Thu to Nip…
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Carrie-Anne Moss in EW for New Matrix
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Dakota Johnson Cleavage for Town and Country
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Alexis Ren at a Premiere
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Natalie Portman in Leggings
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Models in Art Basel
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Karlie Kloss in Miami
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Wallis Day in a Racy Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dragon Dildo Slayer
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Shorts On Wetness
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Titty Tuesday
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Rubbing Her Tits
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Big Ass on a Dildo
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Naked Reddit Amateur is Hot
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DOCTOR’S ORDERS
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Hottie Got it Going On
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Pussy Grip
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Milf and her Dildo
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SHe is a DJ
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Tits and Masks
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Amateur Girls Do REAL Pranks
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Suction Dildo Rider
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Topless Chicks
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Fearless Acts of Public Masturbation
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Dildo and Wand Girl Gets Cummed On
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Bush Play – Playing in the Bush
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Near Misses
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Big Tit Girl in Purple Underwear – Then Out of Purple Underwear
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Amateur Dick Rider…
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Apple a Day
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Slum Fights
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Naked Katrina In the Studio
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Firm Grip on the Dildo
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The Sounds of Love
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EXCITED
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2021

01

Dec

Checking in with Jojo’s Tits of the Day

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Jojo who may have a silly name that I am embarassed saying, I know if I met a Jojo, I’d never call them a Jojo, because I am not 4 years old….but I guess that’s her professional name that she needs to stick to on this second or third stab at a career after being a HUGE star as a teen….and not so huge star in her late 20s….but a huge breasted star which once we discovered was a big deal.

It almost makes me want to make my titty jiggle, but instead I’ll just look at her make her titty jiggle.

Here she is looking at her vagina in the mirror as girls do. You know trying to figure out how the motherfucker works, maybe looking for ingrown hairs, or some other unwanted ailments….but that I’ll just assume is to give that INCEPTION vagina inside of a vagina kind of TWO of the SAME vagina in a carnival FUN HOUSE for perverts way….

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2021

01

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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We live in an era where everything is based on health…it’s for your health…so follow the rules…HEALTH, HEALTH, HEALTH….meanwhile, we are the fattest we’ve ever been, maybe global warming isn’t the issue, I mean obviously I know that’s a huge scam, but if there’s any real issue, maybe it’s that the earth is getting too fucking heavy with all the fat people, like a plane in the Bahamas overloaded, we are all going to die…

So the army is showing up at people’s houses to force vaccinate them from a virus less deadly than the flu…FOR YOUR HEALTH…and the people who do comply are rewarded a cookie….

I saw some stat that since 1968, chronic illness has gone from 6% of people to 58 percent of the population, or 52 percent of the population, I don’t remember stats, but I know it was more than half the population is sick.

I also saw some stat that the people who did die of COVID weren’t just an average age of 84, but also had chronic illness, and were fat fucks…

Not so surprisingly, actual health isn’t really in the cards, rewards for working out or weightloss….maybe a ban on poison in the water and foods, fucking with people’s hormones….it’s almost like they want us SICK….

So do like I do and think fit, by looking at bitches who still want to be fit, even though fat chicks are acting like they are hot not being fit, since dudes fuck em anyway….but these girls don’t want to be an “anyway”….and like those days being kicked out of the gym for awkward boners..fit girls being fit are hot.

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2021

01

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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As a straight man, not that I am hormonally a man, but I still have the spirit of a straight man, despite there being an attack on the straight man, because I don’t give a fuck about what the “culture” is up to because the culture are always uninteresting puppet slaves following the trend to either climb the ranks and get rich, or go along with it unnoticed, which are both pretty PUSSY place to be…

But as an unapologetic straight man, who likes ladies, actual ladies, born with vaginas and not slaughtered penises made to look like pussies, lubricated with PROSTATE CHEESE, BUT women who exude female energy, and femininity and release all the things that are attractive to a man, and ideally SMEAR THEM ON MY FACE, because that’s the theme of the day….WHAT IS THE MAGIC WORD PEOPLE…..SMEAR ON MY FACE….now take a cue out of PeeWee’s Playhouse and bug out every time I write it…

SMEAR ON MY FACE…..

Anyway, yeah, pussy is part of femininity, women are powerful, they are the keepers of sex, the controller of sex appeal, they gift us when we deserve it, and even if society is telling them there’s not sanctitude in being modest or prudish, that they should all be sex workers first, cheapening the whole experience by taking it from a spiritual level to a graphic, spread pussy for a dollar level…which is really too bad…especially since all these people are so miserable..

They call be a woman hater, because I hate some bitches and think they are ruining the rest of the ladies out there, but I am not a woman hater, I fucking love women, I just don’t like that women don’t realize how fucking magical they are…and instead try to be BROS about fucking….when they should be getting seduced and showered with gifts all day to get that fucking…and not from an Amazon Wishlist, you see that’s NOT the point…

Point is, these are some pussies wedgied, the cameltoe, the reminder of the glorious things that happen with this organ alone…

As a pussy lover, the pussy wedgie is my favorite….