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2021

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Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage of the Day

As everyone is getting into the Holiday Season thanks to their AMAZON SHOPPING experience showing you Holiday graphics, not quite the same as going to the mall or the store to suck in all that made in China off-gassing in the Christmas aisle as Christmas music fills the store with joy and happiness….GOOD WILL TOWARDS MEN…as society fucking collapses around us thanks to people like AMAZON…who for the record stole 1500 dollars from me a few years ago…ASSHOLES….but what do you expect from China’s biggest retail store…

So as everyone is hyped on Christmas time, getting all cozy and nostalgic so that you don’t kill yourself from what’s actually going on in the world…

I’m here posting a Nicole Scherzinger Halloween throwback because I forgot to write it 11 days ago…

Nothing like Halloween tits on Veterans Day…

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2021

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Nov

Skylar Grey Tit of the Day

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6 Days ago, Skyler Grey asked a very important question to her fans….would you rather she drop a new song or post a nude and only 55% percent of people said drop a nude….which to me means that no one wants to see this bitch naked, not that it stops her from getting naked….

Unless her music is that life changing, you know because she’s a famous song writer for some real stars, who is now doing her own thing with a shaved head rat tail haircut that’s a little too dystopian future for me, even though it’s also 80s trailer trash ALL at the same time….

Eminem has potentially fucked her up the ass, or maybe she’s fucked him up the ass, I don’t know how these people operate, I just know they work together…

So we’ll call these Eminem endorsed TITTY clickbait to pretend a bitch is as edgy as her haircut…

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2021

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Nov

Rebecca Bagnol Bikini Posing of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is a titty model who typically gets naked in all her content. It’s why she’s known and she’s got great tits which makes her perfect for the job that’s hardly a job…but makes her perfect for pulling her tits out on the internet…

Which brings up an important point, where the fuck is her damn tits…this hiding her shit behind a bikini is a little too SAFE for work for this site, for me, for my hopes and dreams and for my expectations of Bangnol….but I’ll still look at her body clothed, to appreciate how much better it is nude, because it’s nude.

This is it not nude…meaning she’s failed us today, but has won our hearts in the past realizing it’s way easier to not bother with the whole clothing thing….

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2021

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Nov

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Candice Swanepoel’s face. It looks like she’s one of the middle of the road moms from the suburbs who discovered the primitive face filtering apps back in early instagram….turning themselves into a fucking cartoon or ghost…

The good news is that the ugly chicks or the tech entrepreneurs have figured out the ugly chicks are the majority and they’ve invested in better systems to game the internet with the AI version of yourself that’s not actually yourself but it’s technically you in the picture so you can pretend and commit to it….

There was a time, many many years ago, when it required a hot chick to be a hot chick….and now that’s thrown out the window…so I can understand why an older Candice would be a newb to the whole face filtering, she’s likely never had to do it before, because she was hot…from the era of hot models…and I guess she’s still hot but what the fuck is going on with her damn face…..as I look at her mom pussy region…because THAT IS THE KIND OF GUY I AM…

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2021

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Nov

Phoebe Tonkin Leggings of the Day

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What’s this bitch thinking, it’s not TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY….

Get a fucking calendar….and TIGHT PANTS on the right day….

Which I guess is everyday assuming you leave the house…because girls love showing off the tight pants.

Even celebs you’ve never heard of like Phoebe Gulf of Tonkin. .

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2021

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Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

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Pretending to be a model, posing like an model, for your own selfie, is pretty obnoxious and if you leave the house you’ll see girls doing that all the LIVE LONG DAY…

However, when you are a clone of a 90s top model, whether from some weird lab in the mountains of Malibu behind her dad’s Cafe Havana where him and Clooney fuck on their pile of money….or just from her mom’s UTE, that’s code for UTERUS….the model poses are the normal poses a motherfucker does…SHE doesn’t know how to pose in any way other than model poses…

Its’ like when you see a hunting dog hop right into hunting, or a race horse bred to race…or a Greyhound dog that runs fast…you know BRED FOR THE MODEL POSE…so she’s pretty good at it.

Whether she should do biggger more interesting things with her money, access, celebrity or not is not for us to say, I mean all these people doing low hanging fruit things like Pete Davidson…SEE SHE FUCKED PETE DAVIDSON…and some people are saying he gave her AIDS…but that’s to be determined by a crack team of investigative journalists…

I expect more, but take what I can get, because there are low hanging fruit instant gratification people out there, and there are BOTTOM feeders….I am a bottom feeder…and I’d feed off her bottom, not to see what Pete Davidson AIDS tastes like, but unfortunately, that’d be what happens…

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2021

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Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are the fun way for a girl to flash her big tits without feeling like a shameless whore because it’s part of a game or a challenge or a socially accepted internet meme….

I am of the school of thought that you don’t need a game to flash your tits, but if that’s what it takes to get you to flash your tits, I am all for a game to flash your tits….

You see, I like tits.

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2021

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Lucy Hale’s In Lingerie of the Day

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I know that this site doesn’t really have any viral impact at all, I definitely didn’t maximize the opportunity when there wasn’t so much social media and people were going to actual websites, I think we have less than 1/3 of the traffic we had at our peak, maybe even 1/5 of the traffic, I don’t look at stats because I don’t do this shit as some controlled corporate bullshit business even if I should have…

So yeah, in not going VIRAL or making stories go viral, which even when the site was getting 150k people visiting a day only had a handful of Viral moments, maybe a Kim K sex tape leak, a Farrah Abraham sex tape squirt, it was all about the sex tapes….

But in the last 10 years, we’ve just rocked our echo chamber, those who know know, those who bother to come back come back, we don’t really share the stories, or find new audience, or even do the email list I keep telling you to sign up to because I don’t understand how those work….

However, the most viral post on the forum in a long time, other than the nude shit on the forum has been this LUCY HALE LINGERIE CAMPAIGN .

Over 5,000 people clicked the link and looked at the pics of Lucy Hale in her lingerie….as a reference most of the forum posts get 500-1000 clicks…so this is SUBSTANTIAL….10 times the amount of people who look at shit regularly….looked at Hale in her underwear…

Which is probably why she’s posting more of her in the underwear, if we’re seeing her success on our end now that she’s stripped down and reduced herself to a half named on the internet….then I am sure she is too..

It’s a revelation of “Oh, so if I get naked or half naked, 10 times the amount of people will like my shit”….that’s substantial…at least when you have millions of followers like she does…so KEEP the whoring coming…

REDUCE THEM ALL THE LINGERIE MODELS is what I say…why be wholesome, or have morals or values, or modesty…JUST strip down for the world cuz they like it…since we’re perverts…

SOLID strategy – let all the young fans know how easy it is when you’re a half naked whore or willing to be one for strangers on the internet instead of your boyfriend or partner or whatever she traditionally was a whore for…maybe some PRODUCERS or DIRECTORS….I don’t know.

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2021

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Nov

Charli XCX Bikini Car Crash of the Day

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I have been having the Satanism in the music industry conversation since the Travis Scott thing happened….and whether you believe that these people are satanic or not is up to you. I know most people I talk to are godless freaks who don’t really grasp the concept of God and think they are just here to jerk off all day to porn, or to do other non Christian degenerate shit, like sleeping in on Sundays instead of going to pray, you know because society threw GOD out the window by removing it from school, life, etc….which by definition seems to be a Satanic thing to do….

So whether you believe in a GOD in heaven or SATAN in hell, you can still spot EVIL intentions….and whether those come from evil greedy money hungry people or the demons they worship or are possessed by in this soulless society or not….you can say that there’s a lot of satanic imagery in the music they make, the videos they produce, and for whatever reason, when someone breaks through officially, like Charli XCX, it’s done in some weird kind of ceremony full of symbolism.

You see, this bitch has been around for at least 8 years, she’s been famous, touring, but never a household name…

THis past year, she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA and I thought…”SOMEONE CUT A DEAL WITH SOMETHING BIG”….and then she dropped a slutty video where she’s basically at a funeral….UPLIFTING…so I’ve written her off as someone who sold her soul, whether that’s figuratively or literally, I don’t know, I’m not hiding under Charli XCX’s bed or in her closet, or installing TOILET CAMS in her 30 million dollar house…BUT I would be…and that’s the point of this post….CHARLI XCX now that she’s sold her soul is hotter than she used to be…you can thank the devil for that because you know that she is….

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2021

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Nov

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

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Christina Milian is pretty old as shit by now, but she’s committed to the cause and is still stripping down despite being a mom of 2 and in her 40s. She’s also rich as shit and has writing credits on songs you know she still gets paid on, plus her original baby daddy “The Game” is also rich and shit and likely pays her handsomely each month to pay someone else to raise her babies because she’s too busy being a 40 you year old lingerie model for Rihanna….

What I am getting at is that she doesn’t need the lingerie model job from Rihanna, she does it for relevance, to be active, maybe for her ego, but primarily because she wants you to stare at her one hit wonder tits.

MEANING…her passion is getting half naked on the internet and that’s a great passion to have for people like me who only see half naked womnen via the internet.

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