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2021

06

Oct

Elsa Hosk Braless of the Day

Elsa Hosk, like IKEA is Swedish.

Elsa Hosk, unlike IKEA, can’t be mass produced or assembled in the comfort of your own home because why buy furniture built, when they can pass the savings onto you if you do ALL THE WORK YOURSELf like some kind of fucking peasant….

However, the good news is that Elsa Hosk, not furniture, can be better appreciated if you fill a toilet paper roll up with CRISCO shortening to fuck while you stare at her fashionable outfits where she’s basically got her hot mom tits, with her hot mom body, why don’t all moms look like this..

I can’t confirm or deny it will be as blown out as her mom vagina…but it’s a “GOOD ENOUGH” situation….I mean when you’re fucking crisco in a toilet paper roll…you’ve reached rock bottom…it’s not the time of your life you’d want to die of a heart attack….so GOOD ENOUGH is enough…like you’ve had standards or benchmarks in any aspect of your life…fool.

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2021

06

Oct

Brie Larson Fitness of the Day

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FACE DOWN ASS UP – THAT IS THE WAY A SOULLESS MOOCH CLOWN WHO TRICKED THE INDUSTRY LIKES TO DO PUSH UPS…

Her name is Brie Larson, also known as an IMPOSTER pretending to be an A-List celebrity because the right team of people decided that her and her boring and substantial celebrity ass were worthy of getting an OSCAR WIN, to LEAD INTO the high paying Chinese Comic Book movies, you know cuz she’s an artist, a thespian…or someone who tried to be famous for so fucking long that someone finally threw a bone at her…

I know that people having been indoctrinated into believing that she’s HOTNESS…

I don’t believe you.

But I do believe that people will buy into anything they are told to buy into….because that’s fact.

I just don’t know why they don’t question, or have their own opinion of anything.

Probably just easier to let others do the thinking for you….

Thinking, like Blow Jobs, are Better than Someones Does it For You….unless it’s by force in a back alley by a gay biker.

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2021

06

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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You gotta ask yourself what’s the fucking point of wearing pants in this era of everyone being naked on the internet all the time, it’s like just walk around with your pussy out, we don’t need this barrier of entry, screw societal norms, we’re at the point where there is not societal norms, just say your gender is showing your pussy, maybe even get a pair of pants that have a plastic window in the pussy-zone for that technicality that there are pants on, just inefficient pants for covering full pussy…or I guess you could just pull your pants up into yourself, and let us see it that way…maybe it’s a softer version of my proposal..maybe I am a few months or years ahead of the curve because if I know anything….there will be a time in our lifetime, where girls will walk around pussy out for style..maybe not my lifetime, I mean who knows at this point….BUT IT WILL HAPPEN one day…and I hope I am there for it..

In the meantime…they are doing a good job showing the pussy….without fully showing it…those modest ladies..

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2021

06

Oct

Ashley Graham Naked of the Day

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One of my least favorite things is nude pics of pregnant ladies who think they are documenting the most beautiful time in their life, and that’s with regular sized bitches, when you throw in some obese lady who has made millions off being fat, claiming it is empowering, fighting body shamers around the world while pushing the “it’s ok to be fat”…and it is ok to be fat, be whatever the fuck you want to be, it just doesn’t have to mean you should be used as a model to market shit to other fatties since society is fucking fat….

You know, save the modeling for unattainable, aspirational bodies…not the bodies we see in line at Walmart….

So yeah, she represents a terrible trend in pop culture, fat inclusivity for models and she’s doing a terrrible trend in social media…the nude pregnancy pic because pregnancy, albeit the most natural thing about us, seemingly totally unnatural, alien invading the uterus shit anyway – nude pregnancy pics while being plus sized…is hardly double the fun just because it weighs it at double the tonnage..because not all nudes are created equally….

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2021

06

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

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The last I heard of Aubrey O’Day was that she was 350 pounds and looked like she was hit by a bus, but her social media account was all glossy because nothing on the internet is real. That’s not to say that she was actually 350 pounds or that she was hit by a bus, it’s just to say that I am sure she looks substantially better in photoshopped pictures posted to the internet, where nothing is real….

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2021

06

Oct

Cleopatra Coleman Sexts of the Day

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Cleopatra Coleman is not from Egypt…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the queen of da nile…Cleopatra is just a name people, it doesn’t actually mean anything besides being able to identify her in a line-up next to other bitches assuming you know who Cleopatra Coleman is….

I don’t know who Cleopatra Coleman but that doesn’t mean she’s not wonderful in her procurement of taking pics of herself half naked….it just means that I have to use the EVER RELIABLE WIKIPEDIA that is 100 percent not reliable at all but that can give me basic information like that she’s Jamaican and Australian…but unlike all the videos from Australia where they have become a prison colony, something I’ll assume is slated to happen in Canada next, all in the name of health….this Australian is out there being free.

You may know her from a show called The Last Man on Earth….or some Netflix movie called In The Shadow of the Moon….I’ve never seen either, so I know her from these sleazy selfies because you’re not famous unless you have underwear pics posted on the social media channels…right.

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2021

06

Oct

Samantha Hoopes Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated swim model who was, because she’s old now and probably hasn’t been invited back to that elite club because she’ not 300 pounds or doesn’t have a dick, you know the real models that dudes who subscribe to sports magazines are into….at least according to the editors at SI who are complicit in this insane move from celebrating HOT bikini models and reducing them to sex workers forced to marry rich guys to survive because the only money for them is in selling nudes, rather than being hot in photoshoots selling brands to their fans…it’s weird.

Not as weird as Samantha Hoopes leaked porn clip where her dog licks the cum off her, unless I am just imagining that, blinded by the big titties…

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2021

06

Oct

Padma Lakshmi Naked of the Day

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I like to document the old lady Padma Lakshmi doing smut for social media to teach the kids the important lessons in getting two billionaires to cum in you, only to pit them against each other, knowing that billionaires have small cock syndrome, where they need to win at any cost, meaning they’ll try to one-up each other to be bigger and badder than the other….so luckily for Padma’s STD that turned out to be a child ended up getting one of the billionaire to put it in his will while he was dying of cancer, only for the other billionaire to be the biological father, so that the kid gets in on that will too..

It probably doesn’t take too much more than being willing to get naked, but I guess some semi-intelligent banter, to seemingly speak their language, with some hand on their thigh and paying for the first date, is enough to game these foolish men….

If you’re into money and not into living in the slum dog millionaire latrine….you know getting shit on and not in Dubai for millions of dollars, but in the slums for hep and typhoid…

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2021

06

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I like to blame WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS for my sleeping in on WEDNESDAYS, but the truth is that it is the end of the world, or at least all the pieces of the apocalypse are being put into place, so what’s the benefit of getting out of bed anyway, right…

I mean, I’d want to feel charged, but I’m no activist, so I just wait for the financial collapse and the pods they put us in, where they let us watch pre-selected content to keep us conditioned and happy…which I am sure will include porn…because if you can distract people with porn to turn them into mindless freaks…while they execute the plan without resistance…cuz we’re all busy with our dicks in the hand…

WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS were not designed to be porn to jerk off to, but rather a joke, because I was surprised people were putting these pics up of themselves, because static pics, not video building up to the wet spot looks more like a medical condition. TRUST THE SCIENCE.