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2021

23

Sep

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

Dip it Low was a pretty iconic moment to those of us who had cable in the early 2000s and still jacked off to music videos because porn wasn’t readily available…

I wasn’t a music video masturbator that I can remember, but I had the internet since 1995 and thought it was a brilliant device to troll with, so if it ever came to cable or internet, internet always won….but I know people who were music video masturbators, a little slower to the internet porn game, because we can’t all be first movers, early adopters who see the value is trolling nerds…

That’s not to say I didn’t jerk off to Mel B’s hard nipples in the original Spice Girl video, or Cher’s old ass in that video she was on a navy ship in, but I’d rather not admit those things…

It is to say that I did not jerk off to Christina Milian’s video, but I recognized it as culturally important at the time, taking a Disney kid, sexualizing her in a big way, and putting that message out to the girls so that they sexualize themselves to.

Now in her 40s, or near 40s, far richer than she was back then, Milian’s still up to her old tricks of stripping down and being as hot as a 40 year old mom of two can be…all while promoting Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand to keep that relevance going another 20 years….and I’m ok with it…I mean it’s a bitch in her underwear…you’d have to be gay to be against this…what are you a fag?

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2021

23

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is so efficient as a panty…I mean it doesn’t even cover the asshole and if you’re like me and you live with a fat woman who has a fucked up hemorrhoid ridden asshole…you’ll know how fucking necessary a panty that covers the asshole would be…you know to catch the drips…like a drip pan used when making a roast turkey on thanksgivign…

The thong is so efficient at showing the asshole while giving the illusion of being clothed, or in panty, so that the girl showing her asshole doesn’t feel like a slut about things when showing you her asshole…and since the asshole is the gateway to the soul, or the window to the soul and something everyone seems fascinated by licking, fucking or jerking off to…it’s not a sex without knowing what the asshole looks like….

Which means its efficiency at showing asshole is more important than its inefficiency of catching the asshole drippings you’d make gravy out of…and that’s what this is about..

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2021

23

Sep

McKayla Maroney Shaking Ass of the Day

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You may have recently seen McKayla Maroney, who was previously criticized for taking a financial deal with the US Gymnastics people over that monster doctor that has been put away for life….

Not that I know much about the case but I know it’s a fucking disgrace for one of the sports the US is most proud of and that the US excels at, because they allowed some creeper to diddle girls who were seeing him for leg injuries…while their parents were in the other room…what world is this…

Last week she was in the news for testifying against the creepy pervert predator doctor or the way the case was handled…and I saw the headlines that her statements about the fucked up doctor and the people who helped him and turned a blind eye to him, and allowed this shit to happen were totally misconstrued by the people she reported them to and that’s pretty fucking crazy….

This was the quote according to the NY TIMES….

“Not only did the F.B.I. not report my abuse, but when they eventually documented my report 17 months later, they made entirely false claims about what I said,” Ms. Maroney testified. “They chose to lie about what I said and protect a serial child molester rather than protect not only me but countless others.”

What a fucking disgrace…

Luckily, she has managed to survive because not all people are debilitated, castrated, victims, some people pull their socks up and get back to living, because you can’t let shitty things that happen to you destroy you, but should use it to inspire you to inspire others or some shit…

I mean I’m so tired of all these victims crying mental health as they cocoon themselves in their house, worse now with the COVID thing, because they are able to have a generally accepted excuse to suck….

While Maroney’s out here shaking her little fit gymnastic ass to power through the shit…which as it turns out is therapy for us all to get through these trying times….10 years ago, I would probably have made a joke out of the molestation, but I don’t find that shit funny, I guess I’ve grown as a person, because some things are just too fucking dark and too disturbing…and as these elite athlete girls were trying to make their parents and coaches happy, to represent the country on an international scale, you know that lots of mind-fucking went on to get them there, and lots of threats were made to keep them there, and throw in a pervert doctor the people responsible for protecting these kids put in place and defended…are just so vile and disgusting and we’ll hope get what they have coming their way….

None of that discounts that Maroney’s looking hot in her booty shake content….

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2021

23

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bra and Panties of the Day

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Katharine McPhee wants you to know she’s a sugar baby without saying she’s a sugar baby…and you can argue that all these girls are sugar babies and I’d say you’re right…or you could argue that they are not sugar babies because they have money of their own and I’d say you’re wrong….not about them having money of their own, sure they have money of their own, but they all want to size up their money and date up, marry up, get knocked up by those far richer than her….and in McPhee’s case, with some really prolific music guy, so that she’s fully dialed into the music industry, since he’s 80 and has been around a long time, leaving her and her child lots of money for the rest of her life and maybe some access to some songs she can redo for a Christmas album they do together and hit big on…cuz these people are never satisified…they just want to pollute out lives more and more with shitty content because they are the goto people who have the authority to decide on the shitty content we are exposed to….

I don’t care that a rich guy knocked up a younger chick, it’s the way the world works…I am not even mad that new mom’s showing off her body in the weirdest way, like why are her panties exposed if this wasn’t for clickbait smut that old men in her life take viagra to jerk off to….I mean….the pants are so low I can basically see her labia reduction surgery scars…and lucky for her, it’s pretty hot.

In the event you didn’t see Katharine…that’s KATHERINE with an “a”…leaked nudes, she had some leaked nudes, there was a pussy pic that was all scarred up on the labia ridges that you’d assume was sent to her doctor for progress report or maybe to the perv who gnawed her labia off like a ravaged dog….HOWEVER…It is possible that those pics were fake…not her…a lie…it’s the internet…so much of it is bullshit noise….and you really need to DIG through the right channels to find the actual truth…but assuming it’s just fake is far less fun…and assuming it was real is a lot more fun cuz I can make labiaplasty jokes….not very funny ones since I’m not funny….but LABIAPLASTY jokes just the same.

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2021

23

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Dropping titties is not the same thing as drop kicking titties…

Dropping titties is just a stylized version of a titty flash that involves a little more tease with just as much flash..

It’s the pull the shirt up slow and steady and give us a little pause before you make those titties bounce…

I figure if you have tits and you’re not dropping titties, like so many of you out there, who still haven’t dropped your balls….you’re not using those tits to their full potential.

These girls on the other hand…have it all figured out…cuz flashing tits is fun, even more fun when it’s trending and gameified.

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2021

23

Sep

Shark Photobombs Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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Apparently New Smyrna, not old Smyrna, which you probably read about in the Book of Revelations as it is one of the seven churches – admired for its tribulation and poverty; forecast to suffer persecution….is making the news today and not due to impending armageddon, that’d be crazy, but because it is a surf town in Florida that you can drive your car onto the beach…

But yeah, two young girls, the news says they are 18, were out doing some social media bikini shoots as the youth do, because modeling isn’t just a hobby man, it’s a way of life and people of all walks of life, from 18 year olds to 80 year olds, need bikini pics to help trick the algorithm to get them more views, so that they can live out their life as influencers, the COVETED job of many…because actual jobs are for losers when you can just get paid to be your damn self….

I don’t know if these girls are actually aspiring social media stars, I looked them up and couldn’t find their profiles….

I do know that when doing their bikini pics, maybe for their dating profile or for their boyfriends to jack off to, a SHARK made an appearance and now they’ve gone viral, now they are on the map, and I think it’s a wild and crazy story that must be shared…because shark attacks, although rare, are still scary…even if sharks aren’t as bad as the media makes them out to be….I’m not looking to touch dicks with one.

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2021

23

Sep

Sistine Stallon Bikini of the Day

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As you may or may not know, the celebrity rich kids who were born into celebrity families are some of the most interesting specimens of humans, not because they are interesting, in fact they are actually totally uninteresting, even disappointingly interesting, because they aren’t the actual celebrity, but rather some STD that survived that may or may not be hated by the celebrity, because some narcissists love their kids while others see them as pieces of shit who get in the way.

This celebrity rich kid belongs to Sylvester Stallone, but like other celebrity rich kids is reducing herself to a body on social media, people like bodies on social media, those are the posts that get all the likes and follows.

If you’re clever enough, you may realize that she’s pretending this is a picture of her dog, and not a slutty selfie in the door reflection, you know thirst trap thursday tactics to seem less shameless, desperate, etc.

MAYBE…she’s the SLY one in the family….GET IT…cuz her dad’s name is SLY STALLONE…holy fuck….this shit writes itself…terribly.

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2021

23

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s old as shit now…but she’s still looking hard bodied…

I used to call her a transgender because she was a hard faced, hard bodied, vegas showgirl or stripper that sold her soul to the Pussy Cat Dolls, where they brought stripper dances to pop…and if you’re a passable tranny working as a stripper you don’t have to take the period week off so you can just keep earning….THAT’S SEXIST…INCLUSIVITY AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL….how dare I say that strippers with their periods are any less than strippers not on their period…that period is beautiful and celebrates fertility and feminity….you MISOGYNIST FUCK….

WELL TELL THAT TO MY PERIOD STAINED PANTS AFTER THE LAP DANCE YOU FUCKS.

Anyway, pussy cat dolls paved the way for her to push through a solo career, where she made even more stupid money…and now she’s still hard faced, hard bodied, possibly transgendered, because these cosmetic procedures have made anyone who wants to pretend to be a woman, from ugly women to Kardashians to chicks with dicks….look the same muppet way…

If you’re into this look, this is a well executed example or specimen of that look…so enjoy…

If you’re into natural looking women, who age naturally, with real tits, real lips, real cheeks, real hair…then YOU’RE part of the problem…or racist..or who fucking knows….you’re just bad because there’s a lot of people getting rich on all these injections and you can’t go up against them with “what’s wrong with women looking like women and aging accordingly, when did that end up being a bad thing, leading to 16 year olds jacking themselves up to look like muppets”….

The world…is fucked…

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2021

23

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tan lines are a magical reminder of vacations to the beach…or I guess summer in general…only when I get out there and end up with a tanline because reclusive hermits who don’t leave their house tend to catch on fire the second they are exposed to the sun….THIS IS NOT A SCREEN WHY IS THERE LIGHT COMING FROM IT….and why does it BURN MY SKIN….is this what getting vitamin D feels like?

I know that the suns been marketed as some cancer causing UV filled monster, but I figure you should take your chances, especially if you want a tan line, because tan lines are hot….

I would assume that the artificial tanners that people are spraying themselves down with to achieve that whole tan line effect is probably a lot worse for a motherfucker than the actual sun…you know since it’s chemicals…but I’m no scientist and I don’t care how the tan line happens so long as it happens cuz it HIGHLIGHTS the good parts!