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2021

29

Jun

Barbara Palvin Being Hot of the Day

Barbara Palvin, the patsy who was a diversion by the PR spinsters or whatever you call the crisis controllers that the evil corporations of the world hire to spin their scandals and weave them into digestible lies that divert people from hating the brand….

You may wonder why she was a patsy, but you probably don’t care, or know exactly why, since I mention it with every single post I do on her….

The media tried to downplay Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber while married to Orlando Bloom, like the perverted mom she is, and I’m not even sure Bieber was 18 at the time, which makes it even more perverse, but even if he was 18 at the time, Kerr was a married mom fucking a teen hearthrob…a little weird…

This happened when he performed the VS show and I guess the trashy Australian looking for a good time soaked her panties watching his choreographed song and dance…

Anyway, the media said Palvin was the VS model he fucked, cuz they were of the same age, she didn’t speak english and was just imported from Hungary…how could she deny it, she didn’t want to lose out on the opportunity…got it…

I knew the real story because a reader of the site was fucking a girl who was friends with Miranda Kerr’s manager who I guess was trying to squash the story at the time….I reported it, bust since no one takes me seriously, no one cared…and now, all these years later, it’s common knowledge that Kerr fucked Bieber…so you should listen to me…I am an idiot, but sometimes idiots hit the nail on the head while being idiots…it is discrimination to think a perverted internet troll has less accuracy than perverted fake reporters…

To make things worse, Palvin started to get a little thicker and the brand stopped using her, they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell and back burnered her until they needed to pretend they were inclusive and into thicker girls, even though the fat people protesting inclusivity want REAL fucking fat…we’re talking GUNT hanging to the mid thigh, like a mini skirt requirement at a family restaurant, only made of good old American fatness….you know the kind of body that doesn’t need to wear panties because it’s got a fucking privacy wall hanging over it like the discount rub and tug that has everyone in pods not private rooms….

Point being, she’s still around, she’s hotter than ever, and she’s got her titties out, not quite as much as we’d like, but still a wonderful attempt!

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2021

29

Jun

Heidi Klum’s Outdoor Shower Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here taking a shower for the perverts…because she’s obviously a clickbait generator for a clickbait generation who fucking love clickbait….

She obviously knows she’s ridiculously hot, has managed to survive the aging process better than most, and it is probably in part due to her perversions that you’d expect from a German woman with a dozen kids with various men…Germans are the inventors of BDSM..and you may wonder why I think BDSM keeps women young.. I just figure it keeps the glow…when you get shit on your face….or would it be SHITTED ON YOUR FACE…

She’s in a bikini, cuz that’s her whole foundation of who she is…and she could be photoshopped filtered, etc…but she’s also showing off her bikini taking an outdoor shower, which is like the golden showers her German BDSM fetishes potentially partake in, but it probably smells better than piss…but I guess we’ll never know…

She does give a good argument for Eugenics since her family history is German…and since she’s alive today, we’ll assume the family were Nazis, but I don’t have her ancestry.com login information to confirm…I just know German people and their families were all Nazis, they didn’t have a choice….so yeah…she could be a science experiment you can jerk off to…like the science experiments you did in highschool to jerk off to…

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2021

29

Jun

Taylor Hill’s in the Right Position of the Day

Taylor Hill has been a pretty popular Victoria’s Secret model for a while now, but I’ve found her pretty fucking boring, that is until today….thanks to her romantic getaway being captured on all fours in a skimpy bikini where you can make out enough of her fat pussy from the back that she’s all of a sudden exciting…

I know, saying a bitch who only exists because she was half naked all these years is boring, is fucking crazy of a concept, I mean she’s a hot, well paid, half naked model, what’s boring about that…but for whatever reason, it just never really hit the mark for me…so I never really bothered sexualizing her the way I was supposed to…

Today, that’s all changed….and I am not sure if it has anything to do with her being engaged on this trip, the guy she fucks proposed, which is why I call this assuming the position on a romantic getaway, to get impregnated for the shot gun wedding all girls, even rich bikini models, dream of….you know always keeping your kid wondering why your wedding was 7 months before he was born and he wasn’t pre-mature…THAT HEATHENS….only in this society heathens are a little bit more shameful than pre-marital pregnancies….I still like to point them out to all the bastards out there though.

Posted in:Taylor Hill

2021

29

Jun

Indya Moore is Nude on Instagram of the Day

Indya Moore is a black trans actress from a show called POSE who is really the kind of trans person that you wouldn’t know was trans if you met her at a bar at 3 am after a few drinks….

Read the wikipedia bio….it is confusing….because of all the pronoun shit….

A Bronx native, Indya Moore is of Haitian, Puerto Rican, and Dominican ancestry. At the age of 14, they left their parents’ home due to their parents’ transphobia, and entered into foster care. They moved around frequently during this time, eventually living in all five boroughs of New York City. After being frequently bullied, Moore dropped out of high school during their sophomore year. They began working as a model at the age of 15, and eventually earned their General Equivalency Diploma (GED).

What isn’t confusing is that she/they posted a series of full nudes to instagram where she/they weren’t deleted, because I am sure instagram facebook doesn’t want that kind of HATE CRIME under their belt, despite having deleted consistently naked girls just trying to get ahead in this world as nude on social media girls…

So the question is, does Indya get a pass because of her trans, is her toplessness, not the same as actual female toplessness, is this an attack on biological females who get naked on the internet, is this FB pushing an agenda saying if you’re trans you get your own rules, which isn’t really what equality is about….

Does any of it really matter, they’re tits showing tits….they are…

I’ve never fucked a trans, it was never my thing, but I have fucked women who could pass for men, thanks to their ball-sack looking pussies….and hairy stomachs…but I don’t think that’s quite the same thing…

I am not against posting nakedness, trans or not, some of my most conservative friends jerk off to tranny porn, it’s a fetish….I just find it weird…but that doesn’t mean I won’t post the nudity…because as long as people are getting naked…I don’t care what gender they are or what they identify as, cuz I get to see them tits!

Posted in:Indya Moore

2021

29

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I say the same fucking thing about tiny tit tuesday, which unlike Titty Tuesdays on other sites, isn’t about the biggest and baddest boobs being used on the internet for attention, it’s about empowering TINY TITS and the women who own them, because Tiny Tits are as amazing as big tits, usually more often than not, the tiny tit is actually text book better than big tits on all fronts, from nipple size, placement, and perkiness, where big tits can be fucking terrifying, intimidating, hard to manage and control….

I don’t think every tiny tit girl is against her tiny tits, a lot of girls hate breast implants and the idea of being so fucking lame that they need to go under the fucking knife to get the tits they think will make them the most money possible, despite eating organic, and being vegan, and anti-plastic, they’re like ‘DON’T USE PLASTIC STRAWS THEY KILL TURTLES”….but I’ll put that shit inside my fucking body…cuz it makes me hotter…fucking inconsistent fucks…

But yeah, I think a lot of tiny tit girls are proud of their small tits and I’m proud at these small tits for showing us this amazingness…

SAVE THE TITTIES and the SEA TURTLES you activist whores…

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2021

29

Jun

Breeding Gave Rat Cow the Booty She Always Dreamed Of of the Day

I don’t really bother doing posts on Rat Cow anymore…I don’t use social media, I am blocked on all her shit so I’d have to dig to find it and it’s not worht the effort, and most importantly, I got bored of making fun of her, despite being one of the first of the sites to do posts on her when she was first exposing herself for attention in an “Artsy” way…..

You know artistic nudes so she could play it off as art not smut, allowing her to forever be on the right side of smut, which is mainstream smut, cuz once you get labeled official smut, like THIS site, you can’t grow or monetize shit, even if you are actually good at this shit, even though actual hardcore porn sites are some of the biggest sites on the internet, shit…maybe I just suck….I mean I definitely do..but this isn’t about me…it’s about Emrata gaming the system as an empowered woman who just happens to get naked on the internet as part of her brand…not because it gets her noticed…right…

In the beginning, I was into Rat Cow’s big tits and questioning their authenticity, then it got repetitive….I like tits and all but when it was just always the same thing over and over as she made millions of dollars with said tits in the mainstream…it seemed pointless to pay attention….

I never found her all that hot, since she has that instagram looking face, that she claims is all natural, despite looking like a muppet filter….but people thought she was all that hot…and the people matter for monetization….

She now does her own bathing suit line or clothing line that will potentially make her worth 100s of millions of dollars, and despite thinking it’s a bit of a joke, I don’t ever hate on people who figure out how to cash in on the internet, even the OnlyFans girls and their bottom feeding….if you can build a brand and walk out richer than you could ever imagine all based on showing your tits…fucking awesome…it’d just be more interesting if she was more interesting….

She’s also gone onto have a kid with some weird looking dude, meaning this is post pregnancy ass pics, and if you’ve followed Em Rata for all these years, you’ll know that there were times she tried pushing her ass as a person of interest in the case against humanity, but it was never interesting, but I guess those mom hormones have her feeling her ass is more important, or ready to shine the way she always wanted it to….and I guess moms being slutty on instagram to sell bathing suits is a thing…that happened…right here…

So I don’t hate the big tits, they are just uninteresting which seems crazy cuz they are big tits…but as mom big tits doing the same big tit content over and over…there’s a thing called over-saturation or overexposure that makes a motherfucker want to see new tits…it’s like a one sided marriage where you don’t have to be loyal to one set of internet tits you’ll never meet…you can mix it up to keep the internet tits interesting.

Here’s an unrelated new selfie…with that muppet face in full throttle…assuming you’re not staring at the belly button…which you shouldn’t…it’ll steal your SOUL…

Posted in:Em Rata

2021

29

Jun

Sydney Sweeney’s Titty Selfie of the Day

Not to make these boring Sydney Sweeney selfie cleavage about me, but when I post shit like this for the Sydney Sweeney fans out there, and I’d say I am a Sydney Sweeney fan, I mean how could you really hate on an “Actress” with massive tits doing the whole acting thing where she shows them tits….She’s got a serious team behind her, they created her and she looks pretty good doing it, mainly cuz of the tits on her small frame, but the rest of her’s not all that bad either….

I don’t really know if she’s a great actress, will OSCARS be won, who knows, they gave one to Brie Larson and based on the current condition of the world, will the OSCARS even exist, no one cares…they are too busy trying to monetize themselves as low level internet sex workers to bother seeing some overpaid actor get rewarded for some meaningless award, since good acting happens with good writing, directing, set design…you know there’s more to it than just throwing some fucker into the mix…and comparing actors against each other in different roles has nothing to do with their acting abilities and everything to do with the character they are playing…what I am saying is the OSCARS don’t fucking matter, mean nothing and I am not sure what this has to do with Sydney Sweeney’s big tits she’s barely showing off, because I guess she wants to enforce that she’s more than just tits…which I guess you could argue, doesn’t mean I’ll believe it….

But yeah, I post boring fanboy cleavage pics and I’m labelled a porn site…fucking crazy world out there….no gaping butthole…yet I’m the porn site…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2021

29

Jun

Erika Christensen Nude Underwater of the Day

Erika Christensen is pushing 40 years old, but the home schooled Scientologist from Seattle who moved to LA at the age of 4 to be sold to the industry thanks to her parents, also Scientologists seeing the big picture of “GET FUCKING PAID DOING THIS HOLLYWOOD NONSENSE”….

I never gave a fuck about her, I actually had to google her to see who the fuck she was, because I haven’t really seen anything she’s been in, at least not that she’s “known for”…but I did have a friend with a creepy senile dad who was fucking obsessed with SWIMFAN…and everytime I’d go over to drink, or pre-drink, or use their pool cuz they had a pool, the old demential ridden weirdo would be parked in front of the tv in his wheelchair watching her….so I guess I did see enough of Swimfan to know that she wore a bathing suit in it….and I guess I know enough about Erika Christensen to know that she didn’t do a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION for old people, they reserve that for young dying kids, but she should have done it for this guy…in the form of giving him a handjob…what a bitch….no respect for her creepy pervert old demential ridden fans….

I don’t know why she’s naked in these weird artsy dance images you’d expect at a photo school art show….but it’s probably some ritualistic shit for L Ron….that you can see her ass in…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Erika Christensen

2021

29

Jun

Jessica Lowndes Got Them Tits On of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is not the girl who was married to Channing Tatum, but I figure she’s about equally relevant, maybe even less relevant, but unlike the other one, she’s been on VERY important TV shows…like the new 90210 with stars like AnaLynne McCord….but that was about a decade ago and since then all she’s really done of interest is got a set of fake tits she shows off like some face injected influencer…but I guess she also does Hallmark movies, which like Soap Operas, are a great place for porn actor quality talent without the willingness to fuck, to end up….

I accidentally watched a Candace Cameron Hallmark movie this weekend thanks to digital antennae free TV and that shit was so badly acted, I kept thinking I was watching a porn, but remembered that porn doesn’t have acting anymore, just throat fucking…and it was on TV and society hasn’t collapsed to the point where free porn is on free TV, but I am sure it’ll get there…you know to replace sex with masturbation the way nature didn’t intend but who cares about nature, we’re humans and thus above that shit with our constant innovation, I mean proof of human innovation is in her tits, since there was a time small tits never had the chance to grow up to be big bolt ons…but here we are.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2021

29

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I may have mentioned this before, but throughout the pandemic, there was a line-up outside of the Lululemon store, where girls, we can assume with confidence, were waiting to get themselves a pair of tight pants from the Yoga Pant emperors of the world, who along with American Apparel started this new generation of tight pant wearers, knowing their asses looked far better and less lazy than they did in their oversized sweatpants they used to wear…we’re talking to you Juicy Couture…

I realize that Yoga Pants and Leggings have been popular for over 15 years, but I guess that just means that every girl, every where, sees tight pants that make their asses look good, as a necessity…a STAPLE if you will..one so important that they’d risk COVID for that shit…not that COVID really exists…but they tell us that it does and last I checked the yoga pant, legging, hot ass making pants weren’t an essential item…even though THEY ARE ESSENTIAL items…

We’re at the point in our life, where you won’t be able to leave your house, not to walk the dog, or piss in a public park, without seeing TIGHT pants, on Asses…so here’s our tribute to all girls…basically EVERY SINGLE GIRL out there who has her tight pants on to show off her ass…..

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