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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I remember when I was about 10 years old, new to the culture and the people, and being taught what a red eye moon was. It was at some camp retreat bullshit thing where we spent two nights doing shit like sing-a-longs and fucking nature walks and canoeing…some charity bullshit…and the first night, the teacher, who was our 50 year old school teacher, decided to teach us what a red eye moon was…so here’s motherfucking pulling down his pants and spreading his asshole…screaming RED EYE MOON to a bunch of 10 year olds…and at one point I remember him taking a paper towel roll and farting through it….and within minutes all the other kids started doing “RED EYE MOONS” too…I didn’t…because I was harder to manipulate even back then…because I didn’t mind being the outsider who didn’t show his pervert teacher his asshole in the weirdest sexual predator game ever….I was smarter than that…but I was scarred by all I saw that day….trauma…trigger warning…here’s some asshole…be careful if you’ve been fooled by the RED EYE MOON trick the kids in my class were tricked by too….

I’m just taking shit, I don’t get traumatized, that she was fucking criminal though, I am still into assholes, looking at assholes, smelling assholes, fine dining on assholes, being an asshole…and these assholes are good…

BUT THEY AREN’T ASSHOLE PICS….they are THONGS pics…The asshole pic, without it blatant asshole pic, because there are thongs involved, I guess that makes it a low key red eye moon….one you’d want to see…

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2021

Apr

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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2021

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Losers drop mics or make “mic drop” jokes….that other losers laugh at like it’s the funniest thing in the fucking world because people are idiots and like familiar jokes…you know quoting movies…do the “BORAT”….that shit used to drive me fucking crazy….but it’s not about those people…it’s about these people and these people drop tits or make “titty drops”…because gamify flashing your tits and if you’re into familiar things or being involved in things OTHER people are doing because it’s less scary than doing somethng original…hence a world of lemmings….

So girls with big tits who know they should flash the tits, and girls with small tits who are happy with their small tits and want in on the fun, come together for the titty drop and I’m about staring…it’s why they do it you know…

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2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Got Them Titties On of the Day

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When you’re a Disney Kid who needs to reinvent yourself as a girl the other girls her age can relate to…instead of the annoying fucking Disney Kid I am sure she was…

You know since all Disney Kids seem like they are overly excited…hopped up on MDMA or other CHILDHOOD industry standard drugs they give them to perform at their ultimate level….all cheesy and marketable….safe for work and everything….almost animatronic in their delivery of everything….”ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN”….

Until they decide to let them run their career into their 20s, and they need to make them a little more human and a lot less obnoxiously happy, you know give them layers of torment…and trauma…edginess and substance….send them off to Brooklyn to make slutty selfie content so girls in middle america who grew up with her feel like she’s one of them…

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2021

Apr

Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

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If you’re interested in the daughter of the Aerosmith guitarist cuz you just can’t get enough of 80s and 90s rock….then you’re probably into Minka Kelly…you know obscure fanboy shit that I like to think of when it comes to Sophie Simmons…since KISS fans are huge collector….

and you’ll probably understand why she fucks Trevor Noah, who is positioning himself as being the voice of black America despite being South African, which is actually really fucking weird….but I guess when the industry is as vapid as it is, they would use an existing host to do other hosting, and to target a demographic they are trying to target, even though the guy is a total pussy with terrible jokes…

The highlight of her wikipedia…and daddy issues…you know since she was raised by her mom who was likely one of the ladies banged out by the Aerosmith guitarist backstage and not quite the one he brought home to his parents….is: In May 2019, Kelly spoke in an Instagram post about having an abortion, saying “It was the smartest decision I could’ve made”.”

Amazing, girl likes to get CUMMED in by the likes of HERPES POSITIVE SUPER SPREADER ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET – Derek Jeter…and now HIV POSITIVE STATISTICALLY THANKS TO SOUTH AFRICA AIDS RATES ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET 10 YEARS AGO….my only South African joke is the AIDS…and at 40 she’s still got tits unlike those other 40 year olds who suffered from Breast Cancer….

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2021

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian Ass of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker is one of the most vile couples to hit the tabloids…because both are washed up pieces of shit that should have been flushed with one of Kim K’s abortions, or I guess in Travis’ case, should have gone down in flames…

They for whatever reason, consistently post smutty content of them being in love, which include Kourtney’s ass or whatever other shit they’ve been doing with this romance storyline that makes no sense to me…like who gives a fuck about Kourtney Kardashian or the dick she puts up in her…it’s weird…but I guess Barker’s into opportunities and is using this as an opportunity for people to remember the Blink 182 Drummer exists….or some other media manipulation exclusive satanist reality show clout chasing weirdness I hope you don’t jack off to.

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2021

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It may not be anything new, but girls are into looking hot for whatever reason, tanlines or “Nature’s Highlighter” because it highlights the motherfucking good parts and girls, for whatever reason, like posting those pics to the internet, because they if they’ve gone to the trouble of getting a tanline, they sure as fuck will show them off, especially if the tanline is more of a “Lockdown” tanline done by the stripper spray tan girl….since everyone is in lockdown or were in lockdown…because you gotta at least try to look like you’re not some indoor dwelling zombie fuck they’re trying to turn you into, but instead a healthy outdoor adventurer the internet gets jealous of but still pays for the nudes of…

Point being…TANLINES are good, real or not, lockdown or not, slutty or not…because it highlights the good parts….obviously..

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2021

Apr

Mad He’s Not Having a Boy and Other Videos of the Day

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Wheelie Champion of the World

Footage from the Vaccine Centers – Yes, I Wrote that Myself….

Crazy Data from Sex Ed Teachers

Woman Behind Scarlett Johansson Disappears

NOT THIS TIME

Real Life Snake

Porch Pirate Pretends to be Homeowner To Swipe Package

Cat Photographer Weirdness

Dancing is Stupid and So is the Moonwalk

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know what everyone is mad about today…but we should probably ignore that and focus on other things like sluts….

The reality is that our whining can’t really change the world, even if other people’s whining has got brands to change legacy brandnames and do other things in response to whining….

OUR WHINES DON’T MATTER….

So instead, we should focus on all the sexualized content that’s being produced for us on the daily….I mean not officially for us…but for the world, for the universe, putting it all out there for all to see…because

I like to think that girls watch too much porn now that it’s cool to watch porn…and with that they want to be ejaculating dudes in the pornos…and not the girls being fucked in the pornos….they are taking on the role of the POV and not the role of the HOLE….so with that has come a lot of girls who view sex like dudes, only unlike dudes, they dont have any limitations on their sex…where all dudes know women were the only thing getting in the way of our sex…they controlled the sex and now they want sex….and I guess thet created hook-up culture, lesbianism where they now fuck other chicks with dominance…when it used to be hard to get girls to even make out with each other at a party…even at a HOT TUB PARTY…..

Porn man…has turned girls into dudes at least sexually…so every time you fuck a modern girl, you’re basically fucking a dude….HOMO….

Not that you fuck modern girls….but you get to stare at all their content…which I guess is their version of pulling out their dick on the bus like a dude…only it’s their tits and ass and pussies instead.

Works for me…

Bri Teresi Works on Her Swing and Her Wet T-Shirt Contest Skills in the Rain
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Topless Model NATA in some Orange Tinted Pics
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Takes a Peak Inside the Fridge in Her Underwear and Knee High Socks
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Japanese Streamer Lights Apartment on Fire
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Cat Chilling
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Aircraft Carrier Landing
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Willow Smith is Polyamorous
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Christina Nadin Poses in her Sheer Bra
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U-Haul Truck VS Parking Garage
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Hot Slutty Cam Sluts are Fun
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t care about the news, the media or social media…I don’t get outraged, but I do think “what the fuck” sometimes…because everything is crazy…

For example, I saw something on the news about how the local government is really proud of their “COERCIVE EFFORTS” in getting healthcare workers vaccinated….meaning they are proud that they are pressuring people to get vaccinated….by saying if they aren’t they can be fired, suspended without pay, tested multiple times a week…and people are ok with that….even though another “outbreak” happened amongst the vaccinated health care workers…for whatever reason…

I mean, they weren’t ok with Weinstein’s coercive measures in casting talent….or other coercive measures…which I’d call deeper than propaganda, or manipulation with a gentle nudge…..and extortion…”DO THIS OR ELSE”….without factoring in case by case scenarios..This is Canada and obviously not relatable to those of you in free countries, but SHIT…that’s terrifying…and no one says ANYTHING…

Someone else I know has an anti-lockdown sign on their yard, you know because lockdowns aren’t good, aren’t proven and people are going out of business because of them…and someone vandalized the sign…meaning people are “INTO” the lockdown and think it’s a good thing…so much so that they are vandalizing things on people’s private property cuz they are just SO into being restricted by the government….also pretty terrifying….

Makes you wonder if anyone has brains, or if they just watch too much porn and don’t bother….I’ll go with too much porn, just not my porn, because where’s the traffic at motherfuckers…

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Kendall Jenner in her Bikini Pretending to Paint
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Rowan Blanchard’s Lingerie Shot
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La La Anthony in Matching Bikinis With Kim Kardashian
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Girl in Bikini Smiling
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Dua Lipa and Elton John Together
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Victoria’s Secret Model Bruna in Lingerie!
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Gina Carano Shows Some Skin on Instagram
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Indoor Fireworks Prank
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Doja Cat Oversharing on Soical Media
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Gabby Epstein’s Bikini Selfies!
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Rachael Ostovich Signs With Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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Monkeys
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Olivia Culpo in a Strapless Top
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Hilary Duff Showing Off her Mom Bod!
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Paula Deen Gets a Letter from Lisa Simpson
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Emma Roberts the Bookworm!
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Models Kristen Kiehnle and Amara Johnson Pool Shoot!
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Jay Cutler Takes a Shot at Dr. Fauci Over Outdoor Transmission of COVID
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Dog Takes Out Owner
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Reality Star Tayshia Adams in a Sheer Top
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Dad Trolls Kids By Sneaking into their TikTok and Killing It
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Edward Snowden VS Ponzi Scheme Architect
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Nascar Gets Airborne
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The Talk Ratings Plummet After Sharon Osbourne Leaves.
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A Wild Fight Broke Out at an Olive Garden in Mississippi Over the Weekend
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VR Fail
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100 of the Greatest Movie Insults Ever
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Space X vs Debris
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Flintstones are Back and they are Coming to Fox
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Umpire Kerwin Danley Got Knocked Out by a Foul Ball
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Robbers Fail
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Trombone Player Sneezes into Trombone in Concert
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3 Million Dollar 600 Pound Tuna
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Natalie Dormer Made a Baby
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Antonio Brown is Re-Signing With the Bucs on a One-Year Deal
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You’ve Been Pronouncing Justin Theroux’s Name Wrong
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Two Dumb Girls Bench Pressing
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Kite That Looks Like a Man Riding a Bike
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Timelapse of an Egg
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Video Surfaces Allegedly Showing Mac Jones Partying Ahead of the NFL Draft
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Fat Lady Fail on a Motorbike
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Horse and Jockey Share a Moment Together
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Heron Gets Rescued from Fishing Line – Terrible thing to Find – Happy Ending Though.
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The Most Popular Sunglasses Right Now
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Rachel Bilson on the Rami Malek Situation
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Kamala Harris Wax Figure For You to Jerk Off To
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Some Chick Named Riley Lewis in a Photoshoot
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Bella Thorne in Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam Looking Hot
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Some Girl Named Elizabeth Lail in a Magazine
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Becky G- Eating Pizza
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Olivia Culpo in a Slutty Top
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Tinashe Ass in a Photoshoot
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Hailey Bieber in Harper’s Bazaar
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Dove Cameron’s Photoshoot
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Shay Mitchell’s Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Kaia Gerber is Fucking Skinny in Leggings
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J.Lo in a Sweatsuit
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Victoria Justice in a Hot Fitness Outfit
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Caylee Cowan Legs
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Hot Big Tits Do a Push Up
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Taco Tuesday – Oh Fuck It’s Wednesday…
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Titty Burger
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Fuck Machine!
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Huge Titty Drop
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore – I May Have Posted This Already
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The Cure for Sexual Harassment
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Dildo Sucker
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Dildo In – Vibrator On
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Blonde Chick in a Nude Shoot
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Bus Travel
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Naked Chick in Sweatbands
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Ass to Squirt
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Jump Rope Titty Flash
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Nude Model in a Nude Shoot
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Good Tits
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Sneak Attack on a Sleeping GIrl
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Pissing on Dicks
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Meg Turney Tits Out Doing the Mortal Combat…
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Candle in her Ass for her Birthday
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17 Minutes of Snapchat Videos
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Hosing Down the Yacht
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Artistic Nudes!
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Flashing By the Window
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