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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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There’s not evidence that the devil lives amongst us stronger than the fact that FULL BACK panties were basically outlawed and abolished two decades ago like they were pirates….or worse….without ever asking dudes how they felt about it…they just fake news manipulated women through propaganda that I guess they call “Marketing”…brain washing them into thinking the old “GRANNY PANTY” was their mom’s underwear style of choice..while they were upwardly mobile, young professional, college aged sluts…who needed to abolish the panty and get it replaced by the thong…you know to make that fucking money off unsuspecting followers of trends who don’t have minds of her own…

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2021

Apr

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

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A few days ago I saw some headline that I am sure wasn’t fake news about how Gwyneth Paltrow feels like no one understands her “irreverent” sense of humor…

Looks like these bikini pics at 50+ are part of that sense of humor….cuz it’s gotta be a joke…

Serious question, is anyone jerking off to Gwyneth Paltrow? Has anyone ever jerked off to Gwyneth Paltrow? To completion? If you said yes, I don’t believe you and I know people jerk off to some of the weirdest shit imaginable…but jerking off to Paltrow is UNFATHOMABLE… I bet I’ve never used the world unfathomable on this site….after 17 years….that’s more interesting facts than Paltrow in bikini…

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2021

Apr

Barbara Palvin See Through Bra of the Day

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I have this theory about Barbara Palvin that involves the Hungarian being too hungry for Victoria’s Secret so they replaced her with her friend Stella Maxwell…and she basically disappeared until the brand got shit on by the woke and decided they needed to switch things up…so they started giving her a lot more attention.

Whether that’s true or not is up for debate, I wouldn’t bother wasting my time to figure out if that’s the real story or not, I’m just here for the see through titty pic….but I do know that for a while, there was no Barbara Palvin and then all of a sudden..she’s back…

That’s not to say she’s fat, but she was bigger than the other girls, since all these models are actually large people…it’s a model thing….and at the time Victoria’s Secret didn’t like that….those MISOGYNISTS…..bad people…”let’s make-up for being so ignorant by throwing in some trans, retards, and uglies…that’ll make the internet forgive us and forget about Rihanna’s brand that is destroying us…”

Anyway….she was also used as a diversion when she was 18 from Miranda Kerr, then married to Orlando Bloom, who we can assume is a queer because he fucks Katy Perry into pregnancy and she may have a uterus but she’s man enough for me to consider a man….the gossip magazines realized that someone fucked Bieber but couldn’t homewreck for the Bloom household….while making their “family friendly model” seem a bit like a creep since Bieber was barely 18 and Kerr was 30….can’t have that creepy child molesting scandal out there about the model fucking the musical talent…gotta get the Hungarian as the Patsy…we call her Lee Harvey Palvin….

NOW, I broke this story because a friend of Miranda Kerr’s manager told me…BUT I DIDN’T GET FAMOUS for it….because we can’t all be WHISTLE BLOWERS…but we can get SNAP CHAT TO BAN Us….

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2021

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Without going into too many details about myself, you know since it is my website and I should make every post about me…maybe feet pics, one per post, every day…just to give it some human touch and let you know that I’m a guy out here trying to make dreams come true as the lowest level content producer…since no one cares about the faceless, the footless, the people who aren’t on their soap boxes with neon signs and fireworks screaming “LOOK AT ME I AM A CONTENT CREATOR”…..distracting from any important messaging…that’s never important messaging…but distracting from what could be thought out content pieces but instead are just half nude clout chasing follower count boosting garbage…it’s the reason society is dumber…

So to make this about me…..as all BLOGS should be in the era of everyone trying to matter, or get famous….

My dog, an old pug, who is the fucking best…was in Frog Butt this morning, as he does…because dogs of his breed, without generalizing and being seen as a racist….and not because he’s black…but because he’s of the CANINE species and to single him out for his specific cultural background of pug which is “ancient chinese” in this era of ASIAN racism….was in FROG BUTT this morning and I said….in my best Rebecca Black voice…”It’s frog butt friday, friday, friday”….go fuck yourself.

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2021

Apr

Christa B Allen Rock Hard Nipple of the Day

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Christa B Allen….is not P. Allen Smith…yes, I watch PBS and I think he’s great…far better than Christa B Allen, who is a 29 year old who pretends to be an ACTOR because she was in some Jennifer Garner movie where she played a young Jennifer Garner, which isn’t saying much, since Jennifer Garner is so old….but more important…not very hot…so being a young Jennifer Garner in a movie translates to be anyone under 40 who is average looking at best….and willing to be a doormat to Ben Affleck cuz of groupie shit…

ANYWAY…she gets naked on social media for attention which is why she’s got 500k followers…and apparently she’s on TikTok where she has over 1 million followers…all while being someone no one knows because we never saw 13 going on 30…

ANYWAY…the nudes on instagram are always fun, even when done in some weird silhouette that you can still see the shape of titty and angle of nipple…and despite it reminding me of some elementary school Christmas pageant performance behind the white sheet…it makes her tits look good and I guess that’s how you get to that 1,000,000 followers on TikTok….you know influencer shit built from being in a movie once…it’s that easy.

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2021

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Titty Top of the Day

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If you seen my celebration of Ireland Baldwin tits over the last few months, you’ll know that I’ve given into Ireland Baldwin and I will no longer point out her potential issues, weirdness, massive but proportionate size, I think she’s over 6 feet tall, which I guess would make her a perfect height to be a model, if it wasn’t for that social climbing Christian cousin of her parading the Baldwin name around with A-List pop stars, and A-List pieces of shit instagram models…..so instead she’s gone to rehab a few times, has prison tattoos…BUT THE TITS…which is really what we’re here for….

I am into celebrity kids as a concept, the idea of being raised famous is hilarious, living life as “My parents are” kind of shitty, except when it opens every single door for you, even if people generally think Alec’s a piece of shit…in part for his treatment of his daughter on that voice mail….in part because of his liar wife who sugar babied him and got addicted to making babies with his sperm to never be apart from him…you know to always be affiliated with him…where her main focus is to be his number one groupie and suck up to him to coddle him….but yeah…people care about Ireland cuz of her dad, and they barely care about Ireland despite her dad, and probably should because of the tits…it’s that simple..

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2021

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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How dare the lingerie manufacturers produce a product that is so repressive towards women….one so repressive to women that they don’t even know it is repressive to women….the silent oppression man…worse that obvious oppression because the victims are out here spending their hard earned money on fishnets for some social pressure to be sexy…without even thinking that it is symbolic of them, as women, being entrapped in the nets of the patriarchy…trying to appease the misogynistic man….all while being compared to a fish…because pussy can smell like fish…

CANCEL FISHNETS…or don’t….

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2021

Apr

Motorcycle Slut of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Face Mask…

A Viral Video in Brazil…

Hero of the Day

Bad Smelling Fish Challenge

Van Damme Move

Crazy Helicopter Landing

Fishing with a Rifle

Car Crashes and then Gets Dragged Under Truck

Backyard Monster Truck Rally

Worker Fails

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You have to assume that the influencer movement was an intelligence initiative to train retards into following other retards who just happen to be smarter retards because they can monetize their retard shit while inflating their retard egos and fueling their retard narcissism….getting those retards addicted to the lifestyle and the money and since they are retards they can be bought by the highest bidder so that their retard audience can buy into their money grubbing sell out lies…it makes for a great place to spread bullshit…

Bullshit about politics, social issues, products to use….

Bullshit with their fake followers, lies, and nonsense fake it til you make it cuz you’re fake and some of them make it….the photoshopped existence of retards…

Here are some morning links for the hangover…

Miley Cyrus Making Out with a 17 Year Old…and Not Getting Arrested For It…Weird
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ONE Championship Fighter Ekaterina “Barbie” Vandaryeva Wore Heels Before Stepping Into the Ring
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Hot Model Lyena Strama’s Round Up
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IG Model and 49ers Fan Katie Williams Enjoyed the NFL Draft
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An Alternate Sopranos Ending with Edie Falco and Gandolfini was Shot…..
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Girl Loses Her Job Over Plane Bullshit
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Scorpion Spear in Real Life
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‘Professional’ Call of Duty Player FaZe Banks Makes Himself Look Like A Fool At GameStop!
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Anne Douglas is Dead
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Get the Grill On the Go
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Cam GIRLS!
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Does anyone blame circumcision for gender dysmorphia, you know your parents cutting off your dick sleeve….where you always felt if you still had it, you’d be more substantial of a man, so now you want to just cut the whole thing off…you know and invert it…and let other men stick their dicks in your weirdly hallowed out gooch….it’s all circumcision’s fault…mutilating baby dicks and such….

I like seeing the COVID VACCINE heroes out there talking about how AWESOME it is…and how the SIDE EFFECTS are totally worth it because it’s better than catching COVID….even though everyone I know who had COVID said it was a mild flu for a or two…even an old fat fuck I know with Diabetes was over it in 3 days….BUT OK….let’s all peer pressure into experimental meds like we were in high school and just found the stoners pencil case full of ACID tabs….I DARE YOU….NO I DARE YOU….

Not that I care about vaccines, I just care about idiots who brag about shit on the internet that is dumb shit to brag about…keep it to your damn self…I don’t talk about every bloody stool I pass…I KEEP it to myself..and you should too..

I saw that Canada is trying to pass a bill that will regulate the internet like it was the TV or Radio….and all websites, youtubers, social media influencers will be under the helpful hand and watchful eye of our good frined the Government, meaning they can take over, delete, block, ban, fine, who the fuck knows what else any site, youtuber, influencer who posts shit they don’t like, agree with or believe in….you may even need some government issued license to have a website…whatever that means….it’s already sounding too expensive for me….

So what that means for you, or for me, is that we’ll hope no one notices this site…they haven’t noticed the site in 18 years, why would they now…..and I don’t mean the government, I mean anybody….I WRITE TO MYSELF…does this site even exist?

Well, here are links anyway,.

Candice Swanepoel Getting Trippy in a Bikini
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Christina Nadin Poses in Bra Top…
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BOOTY FLASHER
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Christina Aguilera’s Tank Top and Jeans
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Swallowing a Whole Hot Dog
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Camille Kostek Bikini
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Zita Vass Topless!
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Anya Taylor-Joy Cleavage
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Elliott Page
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Bri Teresi Works on Her Swing and Her Wet T-Shirt Contest Skills in the Rain
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Fatty on the Tube
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Model Climbing Trees Nude!
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Mac Jones Spent the Night Before the NFL Draft Smashing Injectable Donuts and Golf Balls With His Girlfriend
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Japanese Stunt Teams
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On Set with Dove Cameron
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Nata in Artistic Nudes
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Carrier Break and Landing F-18
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Winning at Wheel of Fortune…
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Takes a Peak Inside the Fridge in Her Underwear and Knee High Socks
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Idiot on a Boat
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Flying a Drone in a Crater
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Gina Carno Showing Skin
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5 arrested in Lady Gaga’s dog walker shooting
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Dog Wants to Play
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Harper Takes the Baseball to Face
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Turkish Ice Cream Man Meets His Match
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger is Back and She’s Now Claiming She Aborted OBJ’s Baby
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Willow Smith comes out as polyamorous
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Dad’s Fire Prank for the Win
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Kate Upton in Leggings
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Brazilian Bull vs Parked Car…
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Ladder of Fireworks
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Halsey selling her LA home before she has baby
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Cats New game
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Britney Spears in a Bikini!
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Tim Tebow Recently Worked Out for the Jaguars, As a Tight End
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Vaping Purple
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Jonah Hill and Zoe Kravitz Together in Black Sweaters
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Kathleen Turner is Fucking With Michael Douglas
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Julianne Hough in a Bikini with her Booty Out
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Own Your Weekend and Find Adventure Now.
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Frida Aasen in Model Magazine
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Hailey Bieber in Vogue
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Olivia Holt in a Photoshoot
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Miley Cyrus in Architectural Digest
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Tits in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Bathing Suit
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Rat Cow on the Streets
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Victoria Justice Big Tits in a Sports Bra
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Irina Shayk Skirt on the Streets
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Ashley Benson Legs
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Kate Middleton in Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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On a Swing
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People Having a Shitty Day….
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Lesbian Squirt
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Reasons to Not Get Married
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Life of the Party
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Dildo in Ass
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Granny Gets Wild…..
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Suction Dildo
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Natasha Nice Bubble Bath!
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Elle Anna Nicole Nude
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Friends Helping Friends!
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Crystal Beddows Big Tits…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Tail of Two Cities…
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Christina Running Around Naked on the Beach
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Water Park Sluts
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Pushing!
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Athlete Sex Tape…
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Big Cleavage Girls
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Fishnet Show
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Tinder Girl….
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Camping Bush
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Riding Dildo
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Public Porn Hack
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MILF!
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Wetness…
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True Blue Sheila Gets a Facelife
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Best beer tap
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Big Toys. Big Dreams.
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