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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2021

May

Kiernan Shipka Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I have no real opinion of Kiernan Shipka as a celebrity. I didn’t watch Mad Men where she was a child star….and I sure as fuck don’t watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch the dark and mysterious redo that the people of Riverdale did when licensing the Archie Comic characters to create Riverdale….I didn’t even like the Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea Sabrina even though I was living in the wilderness with access to only one or two channels in the 90s….and TGIF happened to be my Friday Nights…because there was nothing else to do…but I will say I preferred that Sitcom version with its horrible canned laughter….to whatever the fuck this one is involved in..

Anyway, we’ll assume this is a paid ad by an Instagram brand where the actress is showing off her fitness tits in her sports bra, as well as her fit body, and I figure since everyone is a fat fuck and dying of COVID because of it…ruining the fun for everyone else…this should inspire you to get your sweat on or at least to normalize fit girls and stop paying attention to the unhealthy fat chicks trying to pretend they are hot….skinny is better and this one is skinny…even if she’s not all that exciting…

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2021

May

Sophie Mudd On Her Knees in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if SOPHIE MUDD is rocking her real face or her interent face, but I’ll assume it’s her internet face, which makes me wonder whether we need real women anymore, if we can just get off to over-edited AI versions of women thanks to the FILTERS AND FILLERS…but that’s a whole conversation to have with your priest or whoever you talk jerking off to….not my problem….even if I don’t like that we’ve all been dragged into being the weirdos who jerk off to HENTAI without even knowing it because now every girl on the internet is a shell of her true self and they all do it so they all get away with it…some of these bitches you think are so hot are fucking vile in human form…but with lockdowns and shit…their HUMAN form doesn’t even really exist…it’s all CATFISHING all the time….but at least they aren’t using OTHER people’s pictures anymore to do it…they are just turning themselves into a picture..

Anyway, Sophie Mudd, who’s face is a little too polished, has huge tits on a small enough frame, she used those huge tits to get following, pretended she didn’t have huge tits when trying to legitimize herself, and went back to the huge tits after realizing she could probably make 100-500k a month with a members site showing off the tits…without even SHOWING off the tits…that’s how dumb the fans of only fans are..>TAKE MY MONEY but don’t get NUDE….idiots…

My theory is if you’re paying for anything sexual, it best be bouncing on your dick with the passion, excitement and effort that corresponds with how much you’re paying them….like if you pay them in opiates, expect a lazy ride…if you give them 10 dollars, expect a smelly ride, if you pay over 500, expect a good ride….this paying idiots to access their content that’s already boring as shit, even with the tits…MAKES NO SENSE.

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2021

May

Skylar Grey See Through of the Day

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Her name Skylar Grey and she’s a 35 year old singer songwriter who shows her tits because she’s rich off creating mind number songs for the idiot population that keeps gettng stupider and stupider and don’t even need full songs anymore…they just need hooks that someone else they follow does a choreographed dance to..in order to get the album sales needed to keep them important…

Now….tits are fun and all, but this white hair zombie faced shit is terrifying, I wouldn’t stare at it too long, it may it your soul….and that would make sense since she’s the MIND behind the mind numbing popstars people seem to love because they are all idiots….

Tits though.

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2021

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Lactaction doesn’t turn me on, but with everyone getting vaccinated and potentially sterilized according to those PESKY conspiracy theorists who think that the vaccine sterilizes you because they’re just so crazy to doubt BIG PHARMA and experimental treatments being handed out to everyone without even doing human trials, where this is the human trials all for a virus that’s basically doesn’t kill that many people percentage-wise….I’ll say that lactaction may be the coveted and most exciting a woman can do because it will be so rare and these videos will be like vintage porno or something….a concept that no one will be able to grasp because the free the nipple movement will fade into obscurity cuz none of these idiots will be getting pregnant…

Now, I may not be a doctor, but I do know that Government and Big Pharma have let you down before and I’ve said that I wouldn’t get an experimental treatment for no reason…and either should you….as you line up blindly thinking that this will get your life back to normal…cuz you miss going to a bar, party, concert, restaurant, or whatever….thanks to seeing J.Lo and other celebrity puppets push the shit….even people who have had covid are in line like idiots ready to take selfies with bandaids on their arm like the pussy shill’s they are….it’s crazy times out there…

So Lactaction, not hot today, but give it a decade and this will be ALL you wish to see, you know a time when women were women…and Miracle Grow and Plastic Companies and potentially experimental vaccines weren’t killing off our sperm….

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2021

May

Lady and her Tongue and Other Videos of the Day

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Friends…..

Armored Car Attempted Robbery

He Loves her Smell..

Frogger!

Twarting Off Robbers

Tweaker in his Car…

Free Fuel

Crazy Bridge Cross…

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Still working on a study on “Mind Over Matter”…where I offer random of girls on the internet 10 dollars to be part of the study….and the study of mind over matter is whether you can WILL your body to regrow the hymen…you know if you put your mind to it…anything can happen…

I am expecting many METOO movement complaints when they discover that it’s an excuse to see the pussy holes that are a various degrees of blown out…but I am trying to get funding for this project from the oil companies in the middle east who are super into hymens…

Will let you know how it goes..

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Jessie James Decker is Eyeing Summer in Her Thong
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Taylor Panirau Nude on the Beach!
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Jojo Goes Live….
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Rachael Ostovich Gets Her Megan Fox On
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Timothée Chalamet will host this years Met Gala
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Poison Garden, The Garden Full Of Poisonous Plants!
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Boxer Licking the Window
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Man Proud Of The Fence He Built, Dog Jumps Over It With Ease!
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DMX Totally Vibing To A Taylor Swift Song With His Goddaughter AFTER HIS DEATH….or not
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the MeToo Movement is when I see the friends about the sucker being accused turn their backs on him and cut ties…when for 8-10 years it was totally normally behavior…where’s the brotherhood….doesn’t exist…and we’re talking band members kicking out the homies instead of calling out the sluts for being sluts…GROUPIE shit….it’s unfortunate….

It’s like the Rolling Stones (or any band of the past) weren’t fucking every groupie that came along….it’s the whole point of being a rockstar….getting rich to party, fuck and make music….

Here we are seeing pepple kicking out their friends, creative partners, from their band because he fucked some girl who went to every show, slid into the DMs, and decided he was a creep cuz he never called her back…so as revenge…hits twitter….

If I had friends, I would stick by them in their rape allegations, so long as it was with over 18 year old sluts….which to me is fair game…and assuming it wasn’t violent rape…

My favorite thing about idiots is seeing them exceptionally happy that they don’t have TRUMP in their feed anymore, or stories of TRUMP, and things have gone back to the memes…people are saying “so glad to not see any of that Fox News Shit on my Feed anymore”….ughhhh…..maybe it’s because they were manipulating you and now they don’t want you knowing what’s up? Ever think of that? I mean how could it miraculously turn off like a switch…unless THEY TURNED IT OFF like a switch..

I don’t do political commentary, but ya’ll should be paying attention to what’s going on out there with the Aviator….I won’t, but you should….and this isn’t Tinfoil hat shit…or people joking about getting MSFT STOCK on ROBIN HOOD after their vaccine…or people being dismissive of people and facts by calling them conspiracy theorist and thus CRAZY people when a lot of truth surfaces as conspiracy….they’ve even rebranded the word WOKE…it used to mean ACTUALLY knowing what was up…not being a loser faggot who whines….the media is powerful when society are a bunch of fucking fools…we deserve what’s coming for us…when I found out about taxation and asked “people agreed to this”…I knew…I was living amongst morons…it’s just worse now…

Go into the weekend hating everyone, trusting no one, questioning everything, reading FACTS, and not being a fucking vapid loser idiot excited some “influencer” bullshit idiot posted a half nude to rook you into seeing her even more nude but not actually nude for money….fucking fools…and don’t fear death, we’re all going to die, stop trying to avoid it and start living…

The internet is full of lies, I just saw THIS ON ENTENSITY and hot to repost…cuz if it’s true…we’re all being catfished by nasty bitches playing hot bitches when they nasty bitches…

Well, here are links anyway,.

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Brie Larson is Sensual at the Gym
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Won Draft Night
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Idiot in a Traffic Cone Saved by Tits
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Amazing Model Alex Lee Aillon in Fancy Swimwear Shoot
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IG Model and 49ers Fan Katie Williams Enjoyed the NFL Draft in her Skimpy Bikini Bottoms…
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A Little Too Serious About Drumming
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Miley Cyrus’ New Song with Viral and Rich TikTok Kid
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Airport Walkway Champion
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Olivia Jade in a Bikini
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Hailey Bieber’s Feet are Tiggering People
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Kate Upton’s Hall of Fame Bikini Pic
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Best Stunt Ever…Shoulda Done it Once
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Burning Man is Cancelled
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Anne Heche on How Ellen Wouldn’t Let her Dress Sexy
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Jessica Lowndes Sports Bra
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Julianne Hough’s Sheer White Swimsuit
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ONE Championship Fighter Ekaterina “Barbie” Vandaryeva Wore Heels Before Stepping Into the Ring
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Big Boys VS Pickle Jar
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7 Reasons to Feel Sorry for Millennial Men
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Playboy Model Painting her Nails in Lingerie
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TikTok Girl Addison Rae Surfer Girl in a Bikini
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Eddie Jackson’s Response to Bears Drafting Justin Fields “Bout Time We Got Us a Real Quarterback”
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Strike One….This freaked me out.
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In Defense of Douchebags
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How People Use Knives in Call of Duty – Live Action
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Disappearing Car Door from the 90s
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There’s an Alternate Ending to the Sopranos
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Victoria’s Secret Model Lais Ribeiro in Bikinis
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Meg THee Stallion Gets Chilly
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger is Back and She’s Now Claiming She Aborted OBJ’s Baby
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BUGS
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Call of Dude Player Looks a Fool at GameStop
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Woman Fails on the Fence Cross
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Cara Delevingne Nude on Instagram
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Bri Teresi Works on Her Swing and Her Wet T-Shirt Contest Skills in the Rain
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Pop Darts – the Game of Heroes
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Old Man Films Tornado Through his House
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Scorpion Spear Works in Real Life
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Backyard Monster Trucks are Awesome
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Girl Loses Job over Plane Antics
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Dirt Bike Cliff Fail. Driver Survives
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Soccer Goalie Win
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The 25 Dollar Check that Ruined Jerry Seinfeld’s Political Career
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Aaron Rogers is Considering Retiring
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Art has Really Gone Down Hill Since These Glory Days
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Truck Too Big for the Bridge
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Cat has Best Stance
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Instagram Babe Lyena Strama’s Instagram Pic Round-Up
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Idiot Walking into the Glass Door While Trying to be Cool
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Top 5 Shaved Beavers in the Movies
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Grill on the Go!
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Paddington has Been Photoshopped into Your Favorite Movies
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Kim K Bleached her Eyebrows – You Know What That Means for Whores Everywhere…
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Nikita Dragun goes shopping
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Miley Cyrus Leaving a hair salon
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Kaia Gerber in Dress
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Fat Hilary Duff in Leggings…
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Ariel Winter and a lot of groceries
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Maya Hawke & Gia Coppola in a Photoshoot!
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Jennifer Lawrence in Sweatpants….
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Tallia Storm in Leather Leggings!
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Sports Bra….
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32 People Having Shitty Day
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Refreshing Drink…
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2021

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I am still dealing with late stage or late onslaught autism from my H1N1 vaccine I was peer pressured into getting without ever looking into H1N1 or the vaccine they were giving everyone for H1N1….I was a heavy drinker and some slutty big tit girl I was drinking with one afternoon convinced me to get the shot in the basement of some local mall…at the time I did it for jokes, thinking maybe the side effects would be fun, and if I died from it, that’d be a story to tell the world….I didn’t get high, but I did feel like an idiot when I sobered up and realized the H1N1 wasn’t a big deal and weeks after getting the shot…it miraculously was NEVER mentioned again….and years later I met another round bootied slut at a bar who told me she had H1N1 and it wasn’t a big deal…and I said….”you mean it wasn’t even a deadly virus, what a fool I was, can I ejaculate inside you”……

But yeah, we hear these scare tactics that are probably illegal about jobs forcing vaccines, stores and restaurants and travel forcing vaccines, basically making the unvaccinated seem like the lepers, when it’s really the vaccinated who are more likely going to lose limbs down the line…I mean NANO technology, experimental, for a virus that barely kills, all to get back to bars and concerts cuz life’s boring at home….idiots…they’re just peer pressuring everyone to get vaccinated to either make covid a non issue since unvaccinated can’t get sick from the vaccinated if they are vaccinated too….you know virus shedding and shit….making the vaccinated seem like BIO WARFARE I don’t want to be anywhere around, so maybe that VACCINE passport is a good thing….for my longevity….it’s just probably not legal.

Anyway, I suggest that instead of VACCINE PASSPORTS we do On/Off passports so all girls clothed can be seen unclothed in one simple mobile app with a QR code we can scan to see the latest On/Off pics of them…you know the archive…because it takes out the mystery of what they look like while taking away the distraction of wondering what their pussy looks like..

These girls have got a head start, the true heroes in this COVID era lockdown bullshit…you know being one step ahead, getting ahead of the story, so that people don’t think of them as follower fucks…

ON/OFFs are great.

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2021

Apr

Jordyn Jones Nipple of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a “dancer” which is code for lowkey sex worker and not just because Jordyn Jones sells access to her lingerie pics on instagram, yes, she uses a feature in INSTAGRAM to give her fans access to her “CLOSE FRIEND” stream which isn’t really close friend stream, close friends don’t sell weird photoshoots of their asses and tits in lingerie…but I guess it’s a loophole…you know “I don’t sell nudes on ONLYFANS OR OTHER PLATFORMS”….just IG…which is SAFE FOR WORK because ZUCKERBERG…right…cuz no one’s ever jerked off to the sluts of instagram and no one’s ever posted fucking videos to their stories….you fucking fools…

I am surprised anyone pays for this shit, cuz it’s weak content even with nipple, but even more amazed that Jordyn Jones who was sexualized as a child on a dance reality show that is creepy, but worth doing for her white trash family, they have teslas and range rovers now, and they aren’t losing teeth in the trailer part they cook meth in…NICE…a win…but here’s her fetal alcohol face being overpowered by SLEAZE not marketed as SLEAZE….because it’s IG…even with NIPPLE…nice.

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2021

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Bod of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer the perpetually pregnant Victoria’s Secret model, who pre-chronic pregnancy, was probably my favorite of the VS models of her generation, even though she was also the most boring, who needs personality when you got that Victoria’s Secret model body and credibility, if anything a personality would take away from that, and in hindsight it was such a great time when people of perceived importance didn’t produce social media clickbait for attention like a bunch of desperate fools trying to get famous….but times they are a fucking changing…..and it’s too bad…even the elite are lowering themselves to do influencer shit cuz instagram is where the eyeballs are and eyeballs mean money…

Anyway, the South African, family of colonialists, who is at high risk of HIV, which for some reason killed way more people than COVID but never banned gay sex…they just kept on fucking…dying to fuck…or fucking to die..who knows…but she’s got her tits cut out of her, since there’s no need for micro implants now that she’s doing her own brand..because she’s doing her own brand…and as any influencer with no experience in manufacturing products will tell you…you can get very fucking rich selling bikinis and other things on instagram…taking a bite out of that corporate monopoly and lining the pockets of underserving idiots….which Candice doesn’t identify as, not according to me, because Candice has 10 or more years of experience at this shit..if anyone deserves that IG brand money it’s her….and this is her campaign…and she’s looking good titless.

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