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2021

14

Apr

Britney Spears is Amazing of the Day

I’ve watched this on mute for the last 14 minutes….on repeat…just a gyrating, speedy as fuck, mental case 40 year old mom who has been held captive her entire live being the dancing monkey, literally the dancing monkey to trick people into thinking she’s not a prisoner….all with her Brit Tits out….fucking legend…

I think it’s funny the Leave Britney Alone / Free Britney movement only just happened now, I am sure if you look at the archives of this site, which I don’t, but probably should, there’s likely one solid line out of the 60,000 posts I’ve done….one I could print on a T-Shirt….my HAPPY FACE LOGO is in here somewhere dammit…

Anyway, since being held captive by her dad, I’ve been saying “why the fuck aren’t Britney Fans trying to save her”…they’re just like “Dance for us, you’re Britney Bitch, WHOOOOOOOOOOOO”….so people should listen to me more often…

Or just do what I do and watch this speedy fucking dance routine by a lunatic we love.

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2021

14

Apr

Liz Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still convinced that either Liz Hurley’s transgender son who creepily shoots her bikini pics is great at photoshop….there is such thing as a family being too fucking close…..but yeah..

Either her son photoshops the fuck out of her, or she’s botoxed to fuck and lives her life as some sort of statue or figurine who doesn’t eat….

OR…she’s done a huge backlog of bikini pics 10 years ago and Liz Hurley’s actually dead but they keep her alive on social……

OR…this is her son.

Looks good whatever it is and she’s potentially in her 60s….not the 60s I know or see at the public pool doing aqua fitness…but a whole different kind of 60 that you don’t want to kill yourself while jerking off to pics of them….but yet you still can’t help jerking off to them….old folks home fetish shit…..

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2021

14

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am into the legalization of weed, even if it is a reminder that the government are hypocrites who probably smoked weed the last 100 years, but pretended they didn’t and decided to make it criminalized because they were lobbied by the alcohol companies or the cigarette companies…neither wanted to lose out on what is basically a fucking weed….dried and smoked….no ingredients, easy for people at home to re-produce and hard to regulate because it’s a weed, easy for people at home to re-produce….and that’s ANTI-AMERICAN….if you can’t regulate and tax it…forcing people to buy it from you…why would you give people access…instead LOCK THEM UP those criminals…

For anyone who has smoked weed, and I hope that’s all of you, weed is zero fucking sketchy, dangerous, anxiety producing..stop being a pussy…it’s medicine and the high lasts about 15 minutes man…what are you scared of…being relaxed and out of pain…it’s medicine you dumbos.

That said…I also heard that the government does things like legalize weed to make the people think they are working for you…when really they are distracting you and doing other things that don’t work for you….it’s like “give these fuckers weed, they’ll think we’re cool, then when they are all happy about it, high on it, we’ll set up the FEMA PODS…or maybe….we can lace the weed with COVID vaccines and VACCINATE the UNVACCINE-ABLE….”…..

So maybe it’s just better to star at weed girls being naughy…legal or not..girls getting naked for any cause, movement, scene, niche, subculture, makes for good times bruh…

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2021

14

Apr

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Here’s some Madison Beer who you may or may not know is a signed recording artist, you may not know this, since I’ve never heard her music, but for the last 4 years she’s been in every papaprazzi pic with her tits out as she goes to dinner daily…I just figured it was because she was rich from Youtube money and could just hang, then rich from Youtube fame leading to a lucrative record deal that they don’t bother trying to recoup on because let the talent do their magic…when their magic was likely showing tits on youtube even though she was underage….it’s a common youtube thing and I wouldn’t be surprised if her demos are old men on there….but that’s a whole other conversation about how Youtube is a flawed and dangerous place for kids…even when they have eager moms trying to chase that Bieber dream…

All this to say, who cares about her music, her pop career, her youtube celebrity turned into a record deal like it should have for Rebecca Black with that Friday Song…because the mainstream or traditional industry is scrambling to keep the young audience….so they give any influencer a deal for their own clout so good on Beer for locking that in so that she can live in palatial homes as she deserves cuz she’s worked so hard singing to her camera an hour a week…

I’m not bitter….but who cares about that…she is skinny and busty….and that’s what matters….whether she got the tits at 15 cuz her mom was her manager and felt it would increase chances or if they are real…you know responsible parents getting their kids fake tits while underage….the kind of shit they should be arrested for but whatever…she’s showing them…

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2021

14

Apr

J.Lo Panties of the Day

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I like to think the J.Lo is a huge fucking scam who happens to be in huge fucking panties…but I’ve never bought into the whole J.Lo movement, it’s just been around for the last 25 years, but I never liked or subscribed…and it’s not because I don’t like Latin girls, or big round asses, although I never liked J.Lo’s big ass that she got way too much coverage for….so seeing her now in her 50s trying to be age defying as she pretends to not have BOTOX or PHOTOSHOP…despite us knowing 50 year old women and how they age like lettuce…or bread…and not wine….that behind this superficial bullshit…there’s fucking mold…deadly mold…

I also like to think she’s a mooch…greedy pig of a person who keeps on hustling instead of just bowing down and working behind the scenes and I get it…she built this scam why not milk it like it was her tits back when she had female hormones….and lactacted…

But there are other people who need the shine and in this woke era maybe that should be her gift…a little “I have 900 million dollars and will likely hit a billion in a year or two, I can sit back and make money of other people I put on”….instead bitch just wants the shine…

Anyway, this is either J.Lo or an artist rendition of her….and I want to know if these panties are sexy panties or just adult diapers re-worked to be sexy which is obviously the direction of the future as all these women reach incontinence age but deny it with their muppet injections….

FUN.

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Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez

2021

14

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My theory is if you’re going to wear clothing you might as well show your vagina while you do it…because it’s a subtle exhibitionism that allows people to see how big your vagina is, or how good your vagina looks in very tight clothing…plus it’s a style now that everyone is an exhibitionist…

I like to think it’s girls who are taking their pussies seriously now that men are trying to be them…and take their woman positions and in many cases doing better at it than women…not that I like trans, but they are getting celebrated by the media nad brands making actual women slowly become more and more irrelevant as men become more and more into gay sex with trannies because it’s anti-trans to NOT fuck trannies…it’s the woke thing to do…

But maybe they just like how it feels when pants hug their vaginas and the showing off the vagina is just a symptom to a bigger thing….I don’t know…but the Jenners, Bieber, Other instagram girls and their tight pants, bikinis are jacking their pants up into themselves and I think it’s great…because I like vagina.

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2021

14

Apr

Josie Canseco Ass To Mouth of the Day

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Josie Canseco is by far the hottest instagram model that I know of, which may not be saying much because the last time I logged into Instagram their explore page was all half naked girls with their asses out and each of those people had 2-3 million followers that I would assume are fake….so I am out of the loop on hot influencers…I figure they have their social networks to dominate….while I’ll just focus on those who have broken through to the mainstream because they have a superstar steroid using A’s baseball star of a dad who was human trafficked from CUBA for his BASEBALL skills as a child….

Point being….whether she’s fucked the Paul brothers or cried sexual assault against one of them for sucking his dick, which last I checked can’t be sexual assault cuz you got teeth bitch…bite the dick off instead of giving one to completion like her best version of porn dome…but yeah…

Josie Canseco is amazing….

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2021

14

Apr

Hayley Hasselhoff for a Nude Magazine You All Know of the Day

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I make fun of big girls all the time because I don’t believe in BBW or PAWG shit, if anything it’s the last thing I want to jerk off to or fuck, which is precisely why my marriage is so miserable and has been for what 30 years now…..terrible…

But Hayley Hasselhoff, who is David Hasselhoff, the legends, huge titty daughter is the right kind of fat, and I kind of love that despite being rich as shit from that Baywatch money, she’s still getting naked and busting those tits out for a German edition of a magazine that likes to sue people who post their editorials….

I guess she’s following Auntie Pam’s big titty lead, assuming she’s spoken to Pam in the last 20 years, and I assume she hasn’t…you know hence her Baywatch body being a little more modern than Pam’s…

I am sure I’ve body shamed Hayley in the past, but I guess we can just blame her dad for that, you know his show made me have unrealistic body images in women and I guess that’s what made her rebel and take on the eating her feelings…

So blame her dad if you grew up on Baywatch and expect women to look like that….

Either way, I actually appreciate this shoot in ways I never expected….I am loving it actually….let’s get that OnlyFans running, I want to see her butthole or at least how it’s survived….

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2021

14

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just read this riveting article that people who workout are less likely to die of COVID….which made me laugh…because obviously…you dumb fucks…

Empowering fat chicks and letting them play model like they were at a sex club you walked into thinking to yourself “damn all the chicks are fat bitches, which is what I expected cuz only fat chicks who can’t fuck end up at sex clubs, this fucking sucks”…..you know living their best lives that aren’t that great because they are morbidly obese but trying….only for other virgin weirdos to hype them up…because virgin losers are just excited for the opportunity to be near a vagina…but instead they get magazine covers and Sports Illustrated because brands are fucking political and pander….is totally irresponsible..

FITNESS is the fucking answer to survival, to best lives, to feeling good and looking good and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are likely a fat chick…just waiting for the pre-diabetes to be full diabetes so they can be on pills the rest of their life…

If you want health, be fit…if you want to stare at girls who get naked…choose the fits ones…they are healthier and thus better unless you’re doing what I planned which was thinking bitch would die and I’d get her pension…yet bitch hasn’t died yet…

CHOOSE FIT…here are fit girls working out….or who work out…with fit bodies from working out….

It’s how you CURE and BEAT COVID you dumb fucks…

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2021

14

Apr

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

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Irina Shayk is back in this Lingerie Hustle for what I assume is Victoria’s Secret which should bring you hope that not all brands are going fat and trans…and some are still sticking to hot….

Sure you could argue that Irina is mom empowerment, or older model empowerment, as she is in her 30s….but I would say that Irina is a fucking angel sent from heaven who defies all logic and is just still this Hot Russian who was made stronger by communism, who thanks to her A-Lister baby can just fucking focus on being hot…even as she ages.

I’ve been a consistent fan of Shayk and really all Russian models, they do it better…so I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret bring the babes…it’s important for our morale…

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