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2021

02

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Wet T-Shirt Contest of the Day

I am not ashamed to admit that Candice Swanepoel at her peak was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and I don’t even know why because she was fucking boring…she didn’t do anything interesting…no scandals…no fun…just consistent catalog pics…boring…

Looking at her now, she’s kind of hard faced….the kind of mean white South African farm owner you’d want to fuck if you weren’t chained to the farm machinery because slavery is still real in South Africa and Candice dad owns a farm…unless I made that up which is possible…I don’t get paid enough (anything) to fact check…

I don’t know if she’s still considered a Victoria’s Secret model, but she sells her own panties or swimwear, I don’t know what Tropic of C is, but I know it is her direct to consumer social media venture that she probably makes tons of money off of…but again…I don’t fact check..>I don’t get paid enough (anything)…

I do know that since having a couple of kids, she’s had her small breast implants removed, but is still showing the nipples in a wet t-shirt, which will forever be my favorite kind of shirt, even if the feminists and woke don’t have wet t-shirt contests at the college level because they are a bunch of queers who save seeing tits to the internet where they pay girls to see their tits like real fucking CUCKS…instead of making a fun game out of it.

I don’t know what this shoot is, but I am not ashamed to admit, that I still like Candice Swanepoel…

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2021

02

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Since everyone is an activist whining about some bullshit injustice or some bullshit cause thanks to social media destroying people at their core…fully destroyed…now soulless consumers trying to buy into whatever they are sold….there are just too many potentially causes to get behind…

You may want to fight the climate like Greta, racism like who the fuck cares, sexism like who the fuck cares, trans rights like who the fuck cares…maybe you want to campaign for vaccines and lockdowns…or you’re more of an ALEX JONES type…either way ENDLESS campaigns to rally behind and show your solidarity for…I prefer apathy and ignorance…but that’s just me…..

There is however one thing I am passionate about…and that’s PANTIES….so I am here fighting for the rights of full back panties being seen as a sexy panty…after years of being degraded and marginalized like an undocumented worker because for whatever reason people chose THONGS…well the FULL BACK PANTY exists and it is a PANTY too….and these girls are sexualizing them rather than just using them as a back-up maxi pad for their period spills…

HOT.

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2021

02

Apr

Brie Larson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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The BIGGEST scam in Hollywood is Brie Larson..

Everytime her and her team get her cast in a big movie and pretend that she’s this big deal A-Lister I laugh to myself….in a “I see what you are doing here money grubber, but I don’t buy it”…..

So they’ve launched some Youtube Channel for her to try to connect on that level, or at least make some of that social media money…I am sure a bikini line, fitness line, protein powder and any other online direct to consumer brand is around the corner for her…but for now…we have fitness…despite her not even looking all that fit…but Hollywood has the ability to manipulate our perceptions and buy into the lies…

I don’t doubt that Brie Larson works out all the time, she gets paid 10s of millions of dollars to be in the shitty comic book movies like the sell out she’s always been, I just don’t need her to be my fitness influencer…because she’s not hot…but also because the build up to this moment in her celebrity has been a fucking lie…she’s been scrambling to get famous since she was a kid, it worked out for her, but that doesn’t mean it’s deserved, especially when looking at her and knowing she’s a fucking lie..

I’ll still stare at her ass though, I may prefer broken down girls of the internet doing this thing and I may find Brie Larson overrated and disgusting…not deserving of the hype or paychecks she gets…but she’s a bitch in activewear using youtube videos as an excuse to show off her ass in tight pants and that makes me laugh…whether she is a spoiled brat who has polluted the air of Hollywood or not…ACTIVE WEAR is winning this round…but remember I don’t give a fuck which girl is in it…It’s the activewear I’m here for..

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2021

02

Apr

Jessie J Nude of the Day

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Jessie J was the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….some annoying pop tart cunt who is never wearing pants…who guys everywhere get excited about because if they are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…she might as well be the kind who never wears pants….

That was about a few decades ago, because bitch is old…and basically fell off….until recently being Channing Tatum’s replacement vagina from the back-up dancer he made his sidekick that he divorced…what was her name…Jenna Dewan?

So she was the new Jenna Dewan and I guess thanks to Channing’s stripper history and her pantsless popstar history…getting naked is the thing to do….at least to get noticed on the internet…so here she is naked…just not naked enough because if you’re not showing your asshole ridges to the internet you’re not nearly pantsless enough…even if your whole schtick was being pantsless…it was a LIE…

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2021

02

Apr

McKayla Maroney Back at It of the Day

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This will probably excite some of you because McKayla Maroney is suited up in Gymnastic gear, while not looking like one of the midget dwarf muscle bound gymnast that you see in competition while masturbating to the olympics…because I guess the hormone suppressants the Gymnastic doctor had her on have worn off….unlike the trauma from being diddled by him on the regular thanks to the shitty parents with Olympic dreams…that lead to brand sponsorship deals like this one for GEICO…you know LIVING the dream and all it takes is selling off the well-being of their kid…nice people…

The Olympic winner, underage meme who went viral after the Olympic win, is no longer underage….but she is a survivor who got paid out to survive while all the other victims chose to testify against the creep….because McKayla Maroney knew the Olympic dream was really just a vehicle to get her paid like she’s getting paid here…

What you’ll like is her fit booty…and pussy hugging suit….all flexible doing what are probably entry level gymnastic stunts….which are good enough stunts for the gymnastic fetishists out there….all brought to you by an unconventional pimp….an Insurance Company…

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2021

02

Apr

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt is what I’d call a trending pose because it has reached a critical mass of women using the pose when taking their nudes….I don’t know if you can really fuck a girl in the pure version of this pose…but where there’s a will there is a way…especially when some girls need to angle way the fuck more forward than the average frog but to get optimal frog butt coverage…

I know what you’re thinking, and that is that when you think of a woman on her knees, there’s usually a rag or sponge in hand as she scrubs the bathroom floor, but this is a new generation, where women aren’t SLAVES to the family or the household, most don’t even want families, but instead just want subscribers to their fan accounts they get paid to post nudes on….

I know what you’re also thinking, that when you think of a girl on her knees, you always imagine her sucking your dick, but then when reflecting on the one blowjob you got in life you realize, she wasn’t even on her knees…that’s FALSE marketing…all those “on your knees bitch” jokes from high school were a LIE…..while FROG BUTT…is real..

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2021

02

Apr

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Throwback of the Day

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I don’t know why Selena Gomez is posing in this swimsuit like a fat 50 year old mom trying to hide her gut would pose…but it’s probably because she’s trying to hide that gut…we call it LUPUS BLOAT…which you’re not allowed to say when talking Selena Gomez because people get outraged when you make fun of an auto-immune disease like Lupus, even though you believe that auto-immune diseases are a myth, or a symptom of something else, because no living cell would want to KILL itself…unless it was suffering from the debilitating disease called DEPRESSION…which I don’t even consider a disease either…but instead think of as a product of society failing humanity because we aren’t wired to live this way….while people like Selena Gomez end up in and out of rehab…and Demi Lovato make songs about her heroin overdoses to glamourize it for the kids…because we’re fucked…

Anyway, Selena Gomez is not tucking her balls in this shoot, I feel like she is a legit woman, even if she looks more like a furry or cartoon character than a human, some Barney costume designer went a little over the top when he created her kind of thing….

I do think it’s an old pic cuz her tits are bigger than this, her face more muppety, you know it must be all those anti-rejection meds she’s on for her Kidney.

I don’t know why her Right Nipple is more visible than the left, but we’ll assume it’s got something to do with her genetics being a mess and in conclusion….BAYWATCH this is not….you can red one piece..but that don’t make you Pam tho.

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2021

02

Apr

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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Sofia Richie is topless in this artsy shoot…not that there’s that much artistry to the pics…but that’s probably because I don’t think art actually exists…even though I’ve known some self proclaimed artists over the years…who were technical able to paint and draw…but who created shit that I would argue was not art….but more acceptable as art since it was paintings than photography…which is not art….Artists are pretentious losers who have rich friends that co-sign their art to launder money…it’s a rich person thing…because Art doesn’t exist…prove me wrong.

That said, this bootleg or fringe Kardashian thanks to fucking one of the Kardashian’s main handlers to launch her social media career…because the Kardashians are the HARVARD or the ELITE SCHOOL of influencing…not because they are masterful or that clever or good…but because society has decided they are….so this is all part of those tactics I guess….get seen…while people are looking in a way that’s not porny or onlyfans cuz her dad’s worth 500 million dollars and she doesn’t need the money…she just does it becuase she like sbeing topless in pics for no reason I guess…which is a great reason…

All this to say, thank god she’s not Nicole…the adopted one….because adopted kids are fucking imposters while this one is the real deal..

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2021

02

Apr

Daisy Lowe Bath of the Day

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I used to like writing about Daisy Lowe, not that I like writing about any of these idiots, I am not a writer….but I used to like “Taking a Piss” as the British would say on Daisy Lowe like I was her dad on one of his Tranny Girlfriends, and no, I don’t mean Gwen Stefani, who you know was mad about Daisy Lowe coming out of the woodwork when she discovered Gavin Rossdale was her dad after thinking someone else was her dad, because her mom was a groupie like that….even though Gwen Stefani looks trans…and even when I was younger and less sophisticated in my standards of women, back when “I’m just a girl” came out…I would scream at my screen saying “LIKELY STORY GWEN”….you got a dick under that 6-pack abs…bitch..

Anyway, Daisy Lowe, rockstar daughter who didn’t know it, turned model, who has since turned fat is taking a bath for a brand deal…cuz she’s still getting paid and I’m into it, even if I think fat is disgusting, not something to ever empower, the root of all evil and disgusting…I figure she’s old enough to be fat as the good years are behind her, so take what you can get….

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2021

02

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In this era of social media whiners, you’re either an oppressor or the oppress, you know victim mindset…if you’re the victim, and they are all victims, then you can’t be the oppressor, but if you’re the oppressor, you’re likely a white man….and if you’re not apologetic for that…at least no one social media….you risk being cancelled…which is beyond idiotic and a sign that the MEDIA has won…because I have seen men in their 40s apologize for being white men…and I’m instinctively like “COVID’s made motherfuckers go nuts”….or “motherfucker’s probably a fucking rapist diverting or preemptively avoiding the rape thing”…..by setting the tone, you know get ahead of the story…but I think it’s more about people being so fucking delusional because they are online FAR too much…

But yeah, it’s safe to assume an oppressive white man probably invented the fishnet, you know because being on the ship at sea fishing, all horny and shit needed tojustify fucking the pile of fishnets cuz they had that ripe pussy smell….so only naturally he made it into a marketable an sexy product that is now sold everywhere TODAY…and that girls of the internet like posing it….cuz fishnets are hot….

So thank that guy for wanting to see women caught in his NET….while remembering the internet is fucking crazy…

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