Sometimes when things are bad I think…they can never be as bad as the time I got caught jerking off in the pool while older ladies did aqua-fitness class..I couldn’t help it…their tits were so big in their one piece bathing suits..slutty old ladies were there for that…to flaunt and such…. Then I realize than […]
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2019
30
Apr
Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day
I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did. I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at… Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve […]
2019
19
Apr
Top 10 Celebs Who Smoke Weed for 420 of the Day
Bella Thorne, who should really stick to weed, or DABS, because the meth is doing her WRONG Cameron Diaz, caught here toking up with Drew Barrymore Charlize Theron, the women who shot her own father, should start using CBD to chill out Em RatCow, making joints look more appealing with each puff Kristen Stewart, pot […]
2019
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ll have what she’s having….hopefully in 12-24 hours….while I am eating her ass is a great way to make friends at the local lunch spot. It works better when you work with her, so when you get back to the office or warehouse or dumpster you work at…you can get yourself fired like the lose […]
2019
15
Apr
Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day
I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a […]
2019
07
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I find it funny how girls pretend to be empowered and independent, but the first chance they get to suck a rich or famous dick, they’re on it…it’s like you can know a girl so well that you know just how much she hates a Ryan Seacrest…but the second that bitch accidentally meets him on […]
2019
06
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Alex Trebek is going to die of Pancreatic cancer, probably sooner than later and that is tragic news.. In other tragic news from yesterday – Kylie Jenner is not a self made billionaire, as self made as her dad’s vagina is the quote I appreciated most on the social media…because his vagina was made by […]
2019
13
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
It is Valentine’s Day in a few hours… So if you’re smart, or in Canada during this snowstorm… You should get yourself to the local bar… There are a hefty amount of probably Hefty sluts looking to get fucked to fill their emptiness of not being loved on Valentines Day… And by local bar I […]
2019
11
Feb
Tits at the Grammy’s of the Day
In very important news that isn’t important at all, but that the media tries to make you think is important, because they make money off this shit…The Grammy’s happened… I have a celebrity blog, and didn’t realize that they were on, because Award shows don’t matter. I can assure you that they had the least […]
2019
08
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The things that I find annoying today are that no one seems to care that we live in a world where men face more discrimination than women, whether in the workplace or trying to get laid, but we just don’t bitch about it….we just go on with our life sucking at it…. People like to […]