Do you ever feel like the only sex you get is when your fat female friend you’ve known your whole life tells you about her random hook-ups, and despite her being like a sister to you, and obese, you’re forced to jack off to her stories in the privacy of your own room, because she’s […]
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2019
27
May
stepLINKS of the Day
On this memorial day…. I want you to remember that Instagram is just one big infomercial. All posts are girls trying to sell you shit. Like a bad late night infomercial…over and over and over…only less creative and strategic… I guess kids like to watch ads, think it’s cool, cuz they are so brain washed […]
2019
25
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Memorial Day – Fuck Yourself – But not cuz it is Memorial Day and you have a boner for your country, your troops, etc….Fuck Yourself cuz you’re a loser every holiday, day, hour…and the only person who will fuck you is yourself…. That said,go pick up your Marine from Parris Island and shoot off […]
2019
16
May
stepLINKS of the Day
People always hate on the trailer park, but from my experience it’s a great place to get pussy, old 55+ pussy that can no longer get pregnant pussy…often times from fake tits, cuz fake tits are in retirement age women who got the tits in the 90s, who were ex strippers, cocktail waitresses, whatever….and decided […]
2019
16
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes when things are bad I think…they can never be as bad as the time I got caught jerking off in the pool while older ladies did aqua-fitness class..I couldn’t help it…their tits were so big in their one piece bathing suits..slutty old ladies were there for that…to flaunt and such…. Then I realize than […]
2019
30
Apr
Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day
I don’t know if people used to jerk off to Jojo when she was a child star on Disney….but I am going to assume that they did. I just never found her the hot barely legal girl I wanted to spend my time looking at… Maybe it wasn’t quite my generation, but I think I’ve […]
2019
19
Apr
Top 10 Celebs Who Smoke Weed for 420 of the Day
Bella Thorne, who should really stick to weed, or DABS, because the meth is doing her WRONG Cameron Diaz, caught here toking up with Drew Barrymore Charlize Theron, the women who shot her own father, should start using CBD to chill out Em RatCow, making joints look more appealing with each puff Kristen Stewart, pot […]
2019
16
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ll have what she’s having….hopefully in 12-24 hours….while I am eating her ass is a great way to make friends at the local lunch spot. It works better when you work with her, so when you get back to the office or warehouse or dumpster you work at…you can get yourself fired like the lose […]
2019
15
Apr
Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day
I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a […]
2019
07
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I find it funny how girls pretend to be empowered and independent, but the first chance they get to suck a rich or famous dick, they’re on it…it’s like you can know a girl so well that you know just how much she hates a Ryan Seacrest…but the second that bitch accidentally meets him on […]