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Archive for the Cameltoe Category

2010

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Definition in GQ South Africa of the Day

The nice thing about South Africa is not just good for the surfing, or the apartheid era where blacks didn’t have the same rights as whites, but also because the white pussy that makes its way out of there and into the mainstream American world look pretty fucking good, but you can’t base a country’s pussy on two hot famous pussy that made it’s way out of the country, I mean take your small town for example, to an outsider, we all think America has good pussy cuz of the bitches we see on TV but the second you roll through a dinner in upstate New York, Florida or pretty much any tate,all you see is a sea of obesity and white trash….but as far as I’m concerned South Africa is a magical place of beautiful oceans and diamonds with 9% of the population white, 80% black, 31% of pregnant chicks are HIV positive, where Jews get stabbed in national parks …filled with poverty, crime and disease…and the 2010 Woldcup but most importantly Candice Swanepoel….and here is her pussy definition in GQ South Africa….

Posted in:Bikini Model|Cameltoe|Candice Swanepoel|GQ|Lingerie|Pussy Definition

2010

13

Apr

Katherine McPhee’s Pussy Swallows Her Pants of the Day

Whenever I overhear divorcees in the coffee shop talking about watching American Idol, I ask them why, they usually don’t answer….because I make them nervous….See I don’t expect more out of these bitches because I know lonely, depressed people who live the 9 to 5 life, find comfort in shitlike American Idol and like to plan their week around the shit….but I hate that American Idol doesn’t ever make fucking Idols like they claim they do….the whole thing is bullshit, that makes assholes richer than God because they found a formula to trick America into thinking they are relevant….

Other than Kelly Clarkson, no American Idol winner has really done shit. Sure there’s that dude horrible phenomenon called Daughtry and then Carrie Underwood and whoever else who was kicked off and managed to spin off the success of the shit into something that’s worth noticing other, but there are more Katherine McPhee losers, who other than jacking her pants in her pussy so someone takes a pictures of her….aren’t up to much….

It’s like all she’s good for is eating disorders and cameltoe, something that I am very fond of, because seeing pussy definition excites me, especially on pussy I probably will never see out of pants, but that shit really doesn’t take any talent to pull off, it just takes tight enough pants, so it’s not really worth celebrating, it’s just worth enjoying….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Katherine McPhee

2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Cameltoe|Pamela Anderson|See Thru|Shorts

2010

29

Jan

Kelis Cameltoe Pictures of the Day

I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…

I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Cameltoe|club kid|Kelis

2010

06

Jan

Ashley Greens Pussy Gets Choked Out By Her Pants of the Day


I am a pervert who is really bad at seducing girls on the internet. I get bored, abrasive and end up making fun of a bitch before seducing her into getting naked on webcam for me, but that doesn’t change the fact that seeing pussy of girls who would never consider fucking me is a total turn on for me because at least I know what I am missing out on and can imagine it going down better with actual images of it…but since the girls never deliver what I need, I’m forced to zoom in on their bikini pictures on facebook or if I’m lucky picutres of them in pussy huggin’ pants and here’s Ashley Green, another girl who will never fuck me or humor me with pussy pictures inadvertantly giving me all I really need as the moment her pussy took a bite out of her pants got captured for eternity….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Cameltoe|Pussy

2009

23

Nov

Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

I always wondered if her pussy was as vile as her face and if work in entertainment for someone so ugly eventually dry up forcing her to take on sucking my dick for coke, or would she end up like that ugly actors before her, who found a career being the ugly person in the movies like Rhea Perlman, the mom in Goonies and Hayden Panettiere…..

But instead these are pictures of Becky from Full House, the hot aunt we all wanted to fuck because that’s why they cast her, and sure wanting to fuck the hot chick is acceptable, despite being obvious, and despite actually fucking the hot chick is boring as fuck cuz hot chicks put in no effort as they know they are too hot to be fucking you, or passed out in the ditch and don’t know your dick is inside them, pretty much trying to overshadow my Kimmy Gibbler accessible pussy dreams, because accessible pussy try harder and appreciate that you are fucking them because if they were you, they wouldn’t be fucking themselves, even though you are fat, hairy, herpes ridden and stink…..

So despite how meaty and abused Becky from Full House’s pussy looks in these tight yoga pants…because she had to get famous somehow or maybe because she’s had kids….it’s still good enough for you TGIF watching perverts to relive the glory days of ’89 and jerk off to this shit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cameltoe|Lori Loughlin|Yoga

2009

29

Sep

Stephanie Pratt’s Overpaid Cameltoe Hangs with Audrina’s Overpaid Implants of the Day

The Hills may be my enemy because I hate the concept, the quality and the people who are on it and I am guilty of shitting on these idiots who sold their souls to be on the scripted reality show, but I really should be shitting on the people who watch the show, because these assholes are getting paid.

Seriously, the amount they get paid was released this week and someone like Audrina, who we all think is a fucking retard because she seems dumb as shit, but not real retarded, because she doesn’t have a retard head or a bike helmet on, but more like the retarded girl with hot tits you wish you could fuck if only you found a way to trick her into fucking you, like by telling her if she doesn’t fuck you a baby will die of aids in Africa, or there will be another terrorist attack in America and she can save the world with your dick in her pussy, in some playing on her stupidity strategy, is making more money than a lot of fuckin’ doctors, teachers, lawyers, professors, nurses and a lot of educated people who really make the world work, so maybe behind all their education and experience, they are the actual retards and she’s the fucking genius.

Here are the numbers

Cavallari is being paid $90,000 an episode
Conrad was making: $125,000 an episode (or $2.5 million a year),
Audrina Patridge, Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, and Montag come close: $100,000 a show.
Pratt, is a slightly less at $65,000 per show, because he only joined as a regular in 2008.
Brody Jenner takes in $45,000.

Here are some pics of her and Spencer Pratt’s sister’s ugly face and cameltoe making more than you do in a year..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Cameltoe|Stephanie Pratt|The Hills

2009

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

I don’t watch Gossip Girls because I am not a 16 year old girl, even though I like 16 year old girls and I am not a lonely twenty something who just finished college and is in her first job who finds herself spending more nights in front of the TV getting sucked into garbage shows, fantasizing about rich men who own hotels coming to sweep them off their feet instead of having to wake up at 6 am to go on a jog because they notice sitting all day is raping them of their decent at best looks, while slowly transforming into a desperate pig ripping condoms in half to get knocked up by the first guy who comes along who doesn’t seem to be a total hurtbag, just to get them out of that 9-5 life no one likes.

So I’ve never heard of Taylor Momsen. Her face looks like a cartoon character, but her legs are some kind of highway to fuckin’ heaven, that I can only assume Michael Landon is standing at the end of. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t, but it’s heaven motherfucker, it doesn’t have to. Just ask Michael Jackson.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Taylor Momsen

2009

21

May

Audrina Patridge and Her Tight Jean Shorts of the Day

Oh Shit, Audrina’s got shorts on and those shorts are real tight and real short and despite not really being hot or anyone I’d ever want to meet, talk to, or hang out with, I’d love to take a bite out of those shits, I mean that is if her pussy saves some for the rest of us, cuz that’s motherfucker is chowin’ the fuck down, it must be hungry.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Cameltoe|Shorts

2009

22

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Still the Star in my Eyes of the Day

I love this security guard in this video, maybe it’s because I hate the paparazzi, but it’s probably because the dude is cool. He’s telling the scummy paparazzi to fuck off and when they tell him he’s taking his job too seriously, he keeps telling them to fuck off.

There’s no way you or anyone can really respect the asshole paparazzi with their cameras, sure I use their pictures all the time, but that doesn’t mean I think they are good at taking pictures or that I think shit is an honorable career, they are fucking theifs who try to rip everyone off with their shitty pictures and insane prices and they even killed Princess Diana.

Either way, I was walking my dog and he made friends with this emo kid. I’m talking skinny jeans, funny mohawk, artist t-shirt, who was probably in his early 20s. I was thinking to myself that shit is way too androngynous nowadays, like that dude really looks like a girl and when I asked his name and he told me it was Melanie, I still didn’t catch on to the fact that I was talking to a fuckin’ girl. I only realized while walking away what I just experienced and I am still confused about the whole thing.

Here are some pictures of a sexy Lohan sunglass shopping. People say she’s too skinny, but let me remind you, there is no such thing as too skinny, there is however such thing as too fat and unfortunately, I’m sitting next to her right now….

BONUS – Don’t pay any attention to Ali Lohan’s tight little shorts cameltoe, girl’s only 15 dude….I’m in Canada…14 is Legal…Not that I’d ever do a 14 year old…I’m just saying, we may not get Hulu, but we do get prime teen pussy….right….

Posted in:Ali Lohan|Cameltoe|Lindsay Lohan|Shopping|Skinny

2009

10

Mar

Lil Kim in Some Leotard Shit for Biggie of the Day

Biggie died a bunch of years ago yesterday, people made a big deal out of it. Diddy went from 10,000 to 100,000 followers on Twitter yesterday alone, because he’s managed to milk Biggie for all his life and death is fucking worth and make a killing doin’ it, while Radio shows did tribute sets to Biggie and Lil Kim did Dancing With the Stars and didn’t dedicate her shit to Biggie, despite him being the only reason her whore pussy can call herself a star. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really care about Biggie or his death and I am not really sure why other people do, maybe it’s because they like feeling part of something, but if he was still alive today, I doubt people would label him as the best rapper of all time.

Sure the whole thing is boring and bullshit and so are these pictures of Lil Kim in her spandex rockin’ some Cameltoe Biggie stuck his tongue, dick, fingers and friends inside that I figured I’d post to jump on that Biggie is Dead bandwagon one day too late, which happens to be less days than I am normally late….

Posted in:Biggie|Cameltoe|Lil Kim|Spandex

2009

12

Jan

Nicole Kidman’s Got Cameltoe of the Day

Here’s a little Nicole Kidman cameltoe for those of you who are still curious about this red vagina, especially post Tom Cruise. I mean based on the Tom Cruise stories I’ve heard, I just always assumed she was packing a solid set of testicles, I mean it would explain why they adopted kids. I just thought she was like this doll-like soft spoken asian tranny I spent a night having drinks with because she was the closest thing I ever got to glamor. I mean, I guess these pics prove the whole reason she and Tom Cruise broke up and so did that pregnancy with her cowboy, but I am still skeptical and think this is just a good tuck job. I really don’t have much to say about this because I am sad on the inside, but at least the thought of Nicole Kidman’s lie of a pussy, makes me feel a little better about my life and that night I kissed the asian tranny because I was caught up in the moment.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Nicole Kidman

2009

06

Jan

Kristin Cavallari’s Cameltoe for her 22nd 80s Party of the Day

I have said it before and I will say it again. I love the idea of leotards. It is the one piece of clothing that grabs pussy, tits and ass at the same fucking time and that’s just something I don’t have the skill to do because I only have 2 hands. Sure, I could always throw in my feet, but I’m just not that flexible and sure, one-piece bathing suits and a few other clothes do the same fucking thing, but they just make me think of my fat wife at the waterpark or laying in the park like a pile of fucking shit that she is and this cotton shit reminds me of dance class, or the month I spent in an aerobics class back in the late 80s when I was running low on jerk off material and tired of fucking girls in bars.

I find the whole 80s party pretty fucking played out, I mean she could have come up with a better theme, like maybe famous for being the idiot who turned down a high paying job on the hugely successful spinoff of the show that made her relevant, but then everyone would just dress like her and there’s no fun in that.

Either way, here is her leotard huggin her cunt because it doesn’t judge her for the mistakes she’s made in her career like everyone else who hugs her.

Posted in:80s|Birthday|Cameltoe|Kristen Cavallari|Leotard

2008

04

Dec

Kourtney Kardashian is a Horrible Christmas Present of the Day

So Kourtney Kardashian got into the Christmas spirit 3 weeks early and dressed up like some kind of luxurious wrapping paper you see in the window displays of the luxury boutiques in the big city. Unfortunately, Kourtney Kardashian’s last boyfriend told me that she’s a lot less of a gift and more of a part time job because she’s needy as fuck like most rich brats who always got what they wanted growing up because their dad who was too busy for them hired a staff and issued an expense account to use to shut them up because he didn’t want to deal with them.

The good news, is that like her sister, her vagina seems all about eating all things black. Sure, it may have started with these leggings, but I guess you gotta take babysteps before fully jumping into sex with a black dude, you know especially since her ass isn’t quite fat enough, but by the looks of it, it’s getting there.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Kourtney Kardashian

2008

22

Aug

Olympic Camel Toe the Paraguay Edition of the Day

I assume the Olympics are coming to an end and we’re all going to have to wait another 4 years for the shit to hit again and despite that making a whole lot of you sad, I really couldn’t care less. It’s rare to find hot athletes who don’t have steroid clits the size of a grown man’s thumb, something my inappropriate little league coach told me about when I was 12 and I have carried that fact around with me for a long time, true story, but this Paraguay slut named Leryn Franco’s lookin’ pretty fuckin’ alright.

I assume because Paraguay doesn’t invest too much money into their team and there proabably aren’t that many Javelin throwers in Paraguay because the people there are too busy dancing around fires, she doesn’t work out all too much considering she pretty much placed last. I figure she joined the shit for the same reason I joined my high school volleyball team and that was to miss school, go to other schools and check out the girl team play and here she is showing off her hot ass and pussy in her tight pants.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Leryn Franco|Olympic|Paraguay