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2017

14

Jun

Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day

Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great….

But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket…

His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me….

Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky

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2017

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Pantsless the Other Day of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at the Tony Awards in no pants this past weekend, you know a solid 3-5 days ago, and I didn’t bother posting it – because let’s face it….collectively…lets hold hands and work through this together….I’m talking to you Candice Swanepoel….you made a baby and just don’t matter.

I don’t care about how the body bounced back, she’s old, tired, a mom…making babies after being cum inside like a lady…and the whole thing would be depressing…if you were a Candice fan or lover…but she just doesn’t matter….

She’s also a lingerie model, and I use that word generously, I mean people who consider Victoria’s Secret Lingerie are the same people who consider McDonalds burger gourmet…or anything with a pussy – even fat chicks from tinder fuckabkle…but she’s a lingerie model in her mind and the mind of morons so I’d expect more scandalous nakedness…pantsless is whatever when I’ve seen your pussy before…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

14

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day

Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet….

Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

Jun

Gigi Hadid – Nipples of the Day

Gigi Hadid has nipples, hard nipples, bra-less nipples…and who really gives a fuck, I was just outseide of my house and saw countless girls with white t-shirts, no bra, hard nippled and it’s hot out..

You see this is the style, and although these women collectively want to desensitize men to tits, what they are doing as a group, because women are dumb like this and don’t plan their protests logically, is that they are just discounting their own tits, losing their tits amongst other girls…their peers…because tits will always have importance to men…but when we have 9000 tits to choose from, who cares about the vapid, famous for being a rich kid, phony model from instagram tits…they don’t matter…DISCOUNT THIS SHIT…distract from this shit…fuck GIGI Hadid..and her One Direction homo she rode in on…

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2017

13

Jun

Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….she’s made it…but I’d like to smell her asshole or her own body’s sewer…because I am a pervert with an asshole fetish despite hating shit….and all thing shit related…

Here is a photoshoot of her….

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2017

13

Jun

Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day

Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic…

Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant…

I find her hot.

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2017

13

Jun

Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica…

You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean…

Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man…

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2017

13

Jun

Katy Perry Livestream of the Day

One of the things I liked about the early internet, which I don’t really like now, was the ability to live broadcast from your house. There was that weird dot com dude who set up that weird alternative TV channel pre-youtube – where he had a bunch of random weirdos live in a building with him in San Francisco, then there was someone I think was named DannyGirl or something like that, where they were the first in exhibitionism…something thats become more than just a trend…it’s everywhere and everyone is doing it…

Well, Katy Perry, being a famewhore decided to set up some sort of livestream to promote something I assume is an album, where I guess she was live for 24 hours or longer..and all I really got from the whole thing is that she’s boring, dumpy and the worst thing to watch for 24 hours, even when it’s designed as a marketing stunt…

These are some of the screenshots, I didn’t watch the actual campaign – but I am sure it was awful…and a desecration of all things wonderful in exhibitionism…
You see, I may hate all these vapid attention seeking cunts, but I still want to install cameras in the bedrooms and bathrooms of every slut I talk to…so…this is an artform I appreciate as a Voyeur, just not when it’s turned G Rated, Disney, consumerism, buy product, nonsense…

I guess we live in a world of cam girls, and other attention seekers, we don’t need these over marketed and produced idiots raining on all that is pure is being on camera all day from your bedroom.

Katy Perry is garbage…This is some bullshit..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

13

Jun

Bella Thorne Armpit Shave on Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne armpit shave on Instagram….is some erotica that isn’t really erotic, but that depends who you ask, because I am all about licking armpits as often as I can…whenever I can and I never thought I was a real armpit fetishists, but apparently I am…

I remember I knew a guy who would only cum from fucking armpits, I am not at the stage of armpit fetish, but seeing a shaved armpit in a world of hipster hairy armpit who all love to show off their armpit, I remember I saw a girl in a restaurant with hairy armpits – in the middle of winter – eating with her arms in the fucking air wearing a tank top for everyone to know…because she just wanted everyone to know how feminist she was….weird…I don’t like that…

What it comes down to is that Bella Thorne – is slutty. Yay!

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works…

Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three…

I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest…

Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go…..

I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini…

From social..

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Posted in:Emily Rat Cow|Rat Cow|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off…

The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful…

Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine….

Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier…

HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN!

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day

This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on….

Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday…

I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up..

When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about…

A Monster…Yes.

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Bella Thorne Weird Shorts of the Day

Bella Thorne is wearing some weird shorts today, because regular cut off shots that ride up her ass aren’t good enough for her, she’s gotta go straight late 80s when I cut my own cut offs from a pair of jeans I owned, the only pair of jeans I owned, I was and remain poor as fuck, and ended up with something a little like this, but probably sexier, at least to a pedophile into 15 year old boys in cut off jeans, because sex appeal is subjective, I’ve found some of the most disgusting things hot over the years, even the occasional fat chick, because hot is a higher concept than just physical…it’s how a slut carries herself, or how she sucks a dick, or how she rejects me over and over making me want to fuck her out of spite…you know there’s lots to why someone is hot…and this Bella Thorne is hot because she’s a young, tight enough bodied, working actress in a world where actors don’t make as much as they used to and don’t matter the way they used to…but when they slut out on instagram like an instagram whore – they are perfect….exhibitionism from a professional liar who was sold out as a kid…and knows all the right moves…wonderful…so Bella Thorne…I dig…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Dakota Fanning and her Fat Managers of the Day

Dakota Fanning posted a bikini pic with what we used to call in the 90s a couple of Fat Managers…

It was the girl that the hotter skinnier girl would hang out with so that when pics came around – or even pre pics – when people would come around – they’d look the hottest…and the tightest and often times, weren’t even that hot or that tight – but by comparison they were…like an optical illusion…some “magic eye poster” shit….

We’d call them fat managers, because as much as the skinny hot one liked having the fat ones around to look hotter against, or to spew all their stories on as the fat one groupied and envied her….the fat ones liked the skinny one around because it made them seem hotter or more desirable…as the hot one would lure in so much attention there’d be a spillover…

With that spillover the hot one would choose the dude she wanted to get with and his friends or other dudes would be pawned onto the fat chicks, they’d call that JUMPING THE GRENADE, and everyone would fuck, some happier than others, usually the fat chick….because she got laid..

Point being, if you wanted the hot chick you’d have to go through the fat manager, you’d have to win her trust and friendship but not make her want to fuck you, because if she did, it’d be over and you’d be fucking the fat manager not the hot chick….it was always a complicated dance…but luckily for me, I’m vile and the hot chicks never wanted me, so I’d just end up giving the fat manager a foot massage while my friend would fuck the hot one and jerk off in the bathroom when everyone was asleep….

Life.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Donna D’Errico LOL of the Day

Donna D’Errico still exists – she’s 50 and looks like this – and that in and of itself is amazing….

She’s the ex wife of Nikki Sixx, probably the mother of his kid, but most interestingly, she was a TV star…in Baywatch…hilarious…if you think about it, because all these 90s bitches, who also posed for Playboy but ended up on Baywatch “acting”…looked like low level strippers, still look like low level strippers, and to think that that was what fame was about…is weird.

I guess things haven’t changed, really, the implants are more believable maybe, the looks more natural…but when these plastic, aging weird women from my past come along I remember…the world has always been so fucking cheesy…these rock and roll girls are the ratchets who fuck rappers of today – it’s same same but different…because humans are always the same uninspiring and usually disgusting bundle of gross.

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