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Archive for the SFW Category

2017

31

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Interesting Outfit of the Day

Adriana Lima posted some slutty pics of herself that don’t look like herself because the real Adriana Lima is an old, bloated, thick, monster who still gets work thanks to a contract, a recognized name, great eyes, and most importantly, PHOTOSHOP…

But I am into the thong from behind fashion art going on here, because all art that is not really art but rather smutty nonsense with some Victoria’s Secret promo model who made millions off this shit…is worth looking at, even if it’s just for a minute…

Racy…

Posted in:Adrinana Lima|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Pamela Anderson Topless and Menopausal for PETA of the Day

I just ate chicken and bacon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect animals, I mean it kind of does since I don’t need to be eating animals, I don’t really love the taste, yet I just ate murdered animal because it was on my sandwich for no real nutritional reason, and I guess meat in and of itself as a concept is vile…

But I like to think I do it to increase my carbon footprint, to help destroy the planet, knowing how much of the world’s resources go into feeding livestock for us to eat, when we don’t need to eat it, and to transport livestock that we don’t need to eat, yet we eat, because we are idiots…

So I get what Pam Anderson is doing here for PETA, getting topless, fighting FUR, it’s important..it’s just weird and shameless to see Pam Anderson and her plastic surgery ridden everything at 50 getting naked to promote anything…and those tits…they can’t be animal friendly…or anything friendly…but at least they are being put to use to save cute animals from dying…for excess even though she’s excessive…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Rita Ora is Slutty of the Day

Rita Ora is in a bikini – reminding us all – and by us all I mean some of her fans who follow her because of her great tits – but mainly the rich and connected dudes who think she’s some kind of celebrity and quality pussy worthy of hooking up because of her tits –

It’s as simple as that – if you’ve got the tits, the drive and the eagerness, because I know great tits that have achieved zero..and I know small tits, probably hotter and more talented than this vessel for the big tits, who have also achieved zero, when all they needed was a big set of tits to take them there…

I know Rita Ora tits are insanely huge, but they are big enough to make an eager, talentless twat worth hooking up a record deal or TV show hosting job….even though no one really knows why she exists…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her creepy stalker latch on – Hailey Baldwin – who’s creeping hard in some of these pics – are part of a generation of girls who don’t wear bras – and who also wear sheer enough tops so that you know they aren’t wearing bras – because the nipple is fashionable – and this one’s a top fashion model – despite looking a bit too much like her mom, the real mom, not the one her tranny freak of a father turned himself into, something you’d wish would break this girl down a little more, make her a victim, but I guess the whole winning at life thing prevents that…

That said, an influencer, influencing girls to show nipple, is the kind of leader this country needs…

You know, despite being garbage, over rated, over paid, not that hot…make the people who buy into this nonsense just as braless and sheer topped as you…people like me NEED IT…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Hilary Duff Thick Mom Thighs in SHorts of the Day

Sometimes, usually around meal times, I like to look at pictures of Hilary Duff’s well fed thighs…

I’d say they were magical, but that’d be an understatement, sent from heaven while I know there is no heaven and that god is just a construct of man to control the population, a lie…so I’ll just say I want them wrapped around my head, crushing me like those watermelon crusing fetish videos on YOUTUBE…cuz they are strong and that’s how I want to die.

I may have never liked Hilary Duff before, but her sturdiness…in shorts…excites me…it’s like you can’t even push this girl over if you tried…and that for some reason…is erotic…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Ariel Winter Fashion Model of the Day

Pig Ariel Winter…is a little monster troll that people are confused by, so by default they think she’s hot, thanks to a set of rebuilt tits, a stamp of approval by TV execs who brain washed the simple minds into thinking “If she’s on TV she must be hot”….you have to remember that people who watch sitcoms are the same people who buy infomercial crap…mindless idiots…

Well, she is in this photoshoot, you know doing some modeling, showing you that she’s more than a paparazzi bait in slutty outfits…and that her troll face that is normally hideous can be made up and lit and filtered black and white to look good enough, to justify her celebrity and all that…

I prefer when her ass is hanging out of shorts and her doughy tits spilling out everywhere, because these are boring, but you need some of these to help her sell her other pics, she can’t always come across as a monster…

For the record, I’m not saying she looks hot here, I am saying with modern lighting, make-up , photoshop, she looks less disgusting…and that’s a good thing…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Heidi Klum Still Brings it in a Bikini of the Day

As someone who spends his day around girls in bikinis….you know, a real expert on the subject, despite never being on the beach, never quite leaving my house, but still an really good judge of how girls look in bikinis, because I stare at bikini pics all day, and because I’ve been around at least one girl or group of girls who clearly photoshop / facetune the fuck out of themselves for social media, with confidence, despite having to go out in person to be busted for the bullshit….

I can say with confidence that at 50 years old, this Heidi Klum mom of 6, who has been banged out from every angle, is pretty fucking good….a ROBOT maybe….or just a product of Nazi Germany genetic modification…

I like it.

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Attempts Braless and Fails of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is trying to stay youthful and with it with these going out in public without a bra on…but she’s so old, disconnected and irrelevant that she failed at her attempt…it’s like we see that she’s not wearing a bra…as no girls should be wearing bras in this era of no bra…but the censor bar is so big and clunky…it just seems like a 40 year old mom who pretends to be young and with it…trying to prove she’s young and with it…while just embarrassing herself…

I used to get emails from people who went to High School with Ashley Tisdale saying that she pretends to be a 25 year old while playing a teen on High School Musical, but she was really in her mid-30s then…so 40 now…

Still pretty tight body, even if her style’s garbage….and body is more important than a mangled face, as Tisdale proves daily…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Madison Beer Showing Off Tit of the Day

Madison Beer is a young hustler, out there making moves with her big tits and average at best talent, but that is made better with big tits, as everything in life usually is…big tits are everything..especially on a small frame…

You may have no idea who Madison Beer is, and despite loving beer and thinking maybe her family invented beer, it’s more likely just her porno name…she just hasn’t done porno yet…

She has seduced Bieber into a record deal from her YOUTUBE account her stage parent ran for her when she was under age…and she has seduced a Beckham into fucking her teen body…and I guess she’s also mastered stage paparazzi pics, while so young, because young girls can be fame whore opportunists also…proven by the shoulder drop of the jacket…pretty hilarious to me…in a kind of hilarious I can jerk off to…thanks to big tits.

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Bella Hadid Posts Paparazzi Nipples of the Day

You gotta be some kind of narcissist who is really into herself to post a picture that the paparazzi that you called on yourself took of you – because you like the way your mangled plastic surgery lips and nose and tits and stomach look….

That’s enough on that.

But check out the nipples…because she wants you to…and if you know anything about influencer marketing, following their lead is the answer to all things vapid, disgusting, and superficial in our pathetic society and existence…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Britney Spears Slutty Middle Aged Menopausal Mom of Two Workout Content of the Day

Britney Spears is looking pretty good for a middled-aged menopausal mom of two in her workout gear…because Britney Spears is back, at least as “back” as she can be, thanks to being a middled-aged menopausal mom of two, who thanks to being old can’t have more kids, even though as K-Fed will attest to, knocking her up is a real win….no more…

She’s fit, her body good, her parents working her hard because they still own her…she carries them with her song and dance scam…and while rolling into her high sex drive late 30s..things could get exciting if she just gets off the meds…

I’m starting to get into 40 year olds….there is something about their battle wounds I appreciate…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Tara Reid Wasn’t Showing Nipples of the Day

In the event you’ve seen the Tara Reid, goddess who reminds me of a corpse, in a see through dress, from some event she was invited to, after years of loving events, throwing her career away for essentially going to events around the world, when she wasn’t getting awful fake tits..

She wants you to know, it’s not her nipples, but “Cutlets”

Just so everyone is aware. I was wearing double cutlets last night

Thanks for clearing that up…Tara…I’m amazed she’s not dead, but even more amazed at how much I like her see through..but not that amazed..

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

28

Jul

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Bella Hadid, like every girl under 25, is walking around with some hard nipples, because that’s what happens when you don’t wear a bra and no one wears a bra anymore and that makes it a magical life…for a pervert like me – who likes staring at nipples of girls I don’t know, or really care about, since nipples are magic. They feed the future generation / my need to stare at nipples because my mom never breast fed me….

I sexualize tits…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie….

She was a Victoria’s Secret model at the time, so that was a big deal, with a lot of fame, good enough for the DJ to lock it in and cum in….only for her to be fired, because no one gave a fuck about her, and her baby making bikini model…forcing her to find her way in the world without the big evil empire carrying her on her shoulders…

These are some paparazzi pics of her in a bikini…this isn’t that exciting…but it happened.

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Amanda Cerny in a Bikini of the Day

Look at those thighs rub together…

Amanda Cerny was a playboy chick everyone seemed to forget was a playboy chick the second she started doing vine as the hot chick – despite not being that hot – but rather just good at simple humor with her friends she made who dominated that app with their stupidity….and now she’s an instagram star since vine is no more…and she secures brand deals – hefty brand deals that make her money…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the big tits she made money with because that’s how she got her very important start.

I have seen her pussy…

Now she’s doing bikini shoots, looking doughy, paparazzi caliber, and pretty gross, not worthy of the fame she’s got, but no one watches TV anymore, it’s all internet and if you’ve watched TV you’ll know why kids watch the internet..and I prefer when girls get naked to succeed rather than realize how easy it is to trick dumb kids with dumb jokes…but I guess she got naked to get here and that’s enough of a lesson to teach the YOUTHS…for me…

Here is a social media pic…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW