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2017

14

Mar

Natalie Biehl Slutty Shoot of the Day

Natalie Biehl is an aspiring instagram model, not even an instagram model yet, but working on it…getting those free topless and nude shoots out there, because it’s how you get noticed, but like anything, if everyone is posting or posing topless or naked all the time, how does one stand out from the crowd….sure, seeing every single girl topless or naked is exciting and amazing to perverts like me, some of these aspiring instagram models are waitresses and coffee shop workers…or even retail whores…it’s like find out their name and see their pubic hair stylings…all in the name of getting ahead, or is it doing what everyone else is doing, creating new social norms…like how Nazis thought it was ok to kill all the jews, because they were all in on it…only the naked young girl version…and as an old timer…I can appreciate every single nude as the gift that it is….as it speaks to my fucking soul…because I remember a world where nudes were hard to come by….and now they are everywhere…we are swimming in the shit…..and I don’t know how to swim…but I do like tits.

Posted in:Natalie Biehl|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Josehphine Skriver for some Jewelry Company of the Day

Josephine Skriver is another one of these Victoria’s Secret girls – who gets all the work thanks to Victoria’s Secret being a stamp of approval on models. They decide who the next girls to make a million dollars a year are. At least the girls who aren’t already rich kids and exploited from a young age by their rich and terrible parents….

This one is an import from Europe, possibly created in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in their first attempt to genetically modify their models….like some amazing sci/fi….and now she’s doing all kinds of work like this jewelry campaign…that’s hardly erotic but that happened…and that’s good enough for low standard me….

If you’re into it, they also did an interview with her…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Taylor Hill for POP Magazine of the DAy

Taylor Hill has been a Victoria’s Secret girl for 2 years and she’s only 21….what a fucking slacker, when I was 21 I was running a multi million dollar business…or I would have been if I hadn’t taken up drinking all day everyday with my welfare check money…so maybe she’s not a fucking slacker…even though modelling is a pretty lame, boring, repetitive hustle….but at least she’s out there getting paid…

The most interesting thing about her is that she’s American, in an era where Americans are all fat and disgusting….

The other interesting thing about her is that she was found by an agent / photographer when she was 14 years old…meaning she’s got stage parents who sell her out to the industry and I guess they made the right choice…and more importantly…that there are creeper “photographer / agents” out there recruiting 14 year olds…which I guess was smart for him because he’s now getting paid but stilll…almost as gross as the creepy exploitative brand with their made in China sweatshop products and other girls they’ve exploited over the years….

But I guess no one views it as exploitative since they all get paid and money makes the world go round….not to mention, working for VS means press, and hustle, as they need her to be famous in and of herself to keep the profile of what they do and sell up….

She’s in POP magazine, I like this shoot…because of the sharks and she looks good enough to me…keep staring..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

14

Mar

I Think Lea Michele Flashed Panty or Boxers on Snapchat of the Day

I rip into Lea Michele for being a dude – all because she’s got a bit of a big nose troll face…that makes me think she’s either got a tail, or a cock, or both, because I am an asshole who doesn’t believe that average at best looking girls should be on TV, even if they are playing the average looking girl…but rather than hot chicks should play the average looking girl in order to perpetuate this idea to other girls that they are ugly because an insecure girl is a good girl to fuck, date, control, and own…..the kind of girl who doesn’t need to have the right to vote because she knows that women are nothing without the men who puppetmaster them….

But girls like Lea Michele come along…and sure, she’s got a voice, that could make a good voice over soundtrack for the pretty girls to lip sync to, but instead they cast her making every girl cuter than her think “if Lea Michele Exists, well I can To”…fast forward to facebook / instagram / youtube and all these basic bitches producing content…the fucking worst…

THAT SAID…she’s probably not a dude, but it would explain her adam’s apple…and she could be a dude because that’s how weird stage parents are “we have more chance of good if he’s a chick”…and I guess in this gender bending world…of it and THEY…gender doens’t matter at all….we are all god’s people..

Here she is perpetuating her LIE…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Hotel Erotica in Socks of the Day

I find pretty much everything Bella Thorne does erotic…because I know that she’s making it erotic…as it gets her view and audience…and despite being all playful and cute about it..while looking like a 40 year old thanks to her jacked up face…she’s still using tactics like her tits to lure us in….

She’s pretty fucking good at this, it’s like her family trained her to be prepared to use her tits for attention because attention leads to jobs in this superficial, lack of substance world..

I am a fan, she sends a strong message to the youth…and to old guys who like the youth…even though she’s 19 and perfectly legal to jerk off to when she flashes her tits.s..

Some highlights…

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE

Voyeurism….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Nicki Minaj Performed with Drake in Latex of the Day

Apparently doughty Nicki Minaj performed in Paris with Drake because they have a song or two together, as she’s the manipulative female rapper who either fucks her way into the hip hop world, or pretends she’s edgy and black to compensate for her being a manufactured bullshit act, that rappers eat up because they all like that mainstream stamp of approval…because the world is filled with groupies looking for shout outs…

Well, her weirdly shaped, plastic surgery ridden body wore latex looking shit, something that contained her pussy smells….while escalating her pussy smells…thanks to not being breathable and the whole thing wasn’t very erotic, unless you’re into coddled white as fuck black girls playing black girls showing off their fat tits and cameltoe….exciting…right..fat tits though…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy

Rat Cow is a girl, if you can even call her that, who I like to rant about because I find her such a bottom feeding leech trying to get herself as famous and relevant as possible, which annoys me, because she’s a titty model, basically a sex worker and that’s fine, but don’t try to intellectualize it. It’s like pornstars pretend taking 10 dicks for 1500 dollars is for some higher purpose, or intellectual purpose, or artistic purpose…because they need an excuse to take those 10 dicks that is more than just not having a dad, being raped as a child, being narcissistic freaks who fucking love themselves so much and being fucked by 10 guys….

Now Rat Cow is not a porn slut but she could have been if she wasn’t so egotistical and fancy, figuring if she goes to the right events and hangs with the celebs she’ll get in regular movies and the nudity shit is just a necessity to her marketing because her tits are fucking awesome…

I hate to admit that I am a fan of Rat Cow…but I love to hate her and that counts for something, I also love her body as I fucking feel confused as to why DKNY would hire her to be their bird face with big its, or body…walking her dog in lingerie…maybe a little shameless on their part…definitely…get those followers..not to mention she’s more than a Glamour model because she attends fashion week and red carpet events like the Grammys…and Academy Award viewing parties…FANCY AS FUCK….escort I can’t afford…

Here are the edited shots:

Here’s the BTS

Here’s more…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while….

Not too exciting..but that body…good..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day

Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit…

All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Olivia Hold for GRUMPY Magazine of the Day

Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…look at bus drivers, camp councillors, daycare teachers, scout leaders and couches…ALL creeps….

Sure the execs at Disney have bigger business in mind, make money off these people, and the parents want it so bad they’ll do anything to make it happen…but I think that’s just more reason pedo shit goes down…

That said, she’s in GRUMPY magazine in a bra, which we can assume is a Disney owned publication to hit the hipster market of nude modeling….to help give their talent they cultivate a venue…named after everyone’s favorite dwarf….

All marketing…all the time…

Posted in:Olivia Holt|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

Josephine Skriver is an it girl….that I write about as often as she pops up – which is often because when you’re a robot or genetically modified, you’ve got the energy necessary to get into as many shoots a fucking possible…

She’s been marketed hard by Victoria’s Secret, the team who created her, probably in more ways than just her public image…seeing as she’s a robot – or genetically modified – mostly human created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret but they were probably funded by Victoria’s Secret….like self driving cars…lab created models…good for business..the FUTURE…

She posted these pics of herself on her instagram, part of her marketing hustle..and I’m into it..not because I am a weirdo nerd into robots…but because robot or not…she’s hot and that’s good enough for me..

Elsa Hosk..the titty model turned VS model also posted some slutty VS pics on her instagram…

Here they are together…sluts…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people…

So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores…

I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her…

This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich…

Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on…

She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

13

Mar

The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy

Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught…

The highlight reel includes….

DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits…

Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Peyton Roi List Disney Girl of the Day….in some outfity…

Gwen Stefani because she’s a homewrecker and kids are into that – unless they are her kids – in which thy can use it as an excuse to misbehave…

Heidi Klum was there because she’s got 100 kids and thus is an expert on the subject…just asked her exploited vagina…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato was there because cash in wherever you can…

Ava Sambora was there because her rockstar dad and groupie mom want to whore her out…

Zendaya – Whoever the Fuck That Is…was skinny…but there….

FASCINATING stuff..hardly hot enough for creepy dads to jerk off to…

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Sofia Richie Ratchet Rich Kid Tits of the Day

Sofia Richie is one of these new generation rich kid from LA fame whores, who is very current, very relevant, hangs out with all the right people, because they all hang out together, as they run the same scam of living the expensive life, being hired by companies to promote shit, in a rich kids of instagram…from some elitist class of garbage…very expensive garbage…

So she’s the bio daughter of Lionel Richie, a creeper in his own right, sister of adopted Nicole Richie, also a fucking brat….but now an established business person…..she hangs with Hadids, Jenners, Baldwins…fucking Peltz and fucking all these other idiots…and now she wears see through tops since it’s the style of the time…the nipples are ratchet enough, edgy enough, high concept enough for them to help promote their bullshit selves…

It’s like why do school, or work, or build up a talent, when you can get paid to fuckign selfie cuz you’re daddy was an 80s love song icon…and your friends are as vapid as you…Garbage…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

10

Mar

Kate Hudson Braless TIts Got Nipple of the Day

Kate Hudson, known for her ass and being as slutty Hollywood rich kid, in an era before social media since she’s old as fuck, so instead of landing a modeling career, she got a romantic comedy acting career, and has systematically had sex with everyone in Hollywood as rich kids do….it fills their void that drugs doesn’t fill…and in the process she had premature pregnancy, she lead homie Owen Wilson to attempt suicide and now she’s got tits….miraculous tits…that despite being old are perky thanks to comsmetic surgery her face seems to be all about…right…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW