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2017

18

Apr

Madison Beer Nipples for Coachella of the Day

Madison Beer is some freshly 18, already showing her tits, because she’s got a stage parent who has really pushed her and taught her the right things – the things she needs to know – the show your tits cuz you got big tits – thanks hormones in the food tits – the youth is so estrogen filled tits – show your tits – get attention for your tits – and the songs will come second to that – the songs will fill the speakers of the world – but the key is to get known for your tits.

She’s some Beiber prodigy who probably banged Beieber when the mom was in the other room – trading fresh meat like he likes for a record deal…

And now she’s at COACHELLA showing tit.


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Victoria Justice who is also some slutty child star was also at Coachella and doesn’t deserve a post of her own, so despite having her show named after her, she’s backseat to Arianna Grande her supporting co-star….meaning this is just reflecting that….


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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face…

Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness…

She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA..

I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out….


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Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss But She Wishes She Was of the Day

Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss…but that doesn’t mean she can’t pretend she is, or use her name to trick people into thinking she’s the next best thing, thanks to last name….and it doesn’t mean she can’t show her nipples like she was Kate Moss…because it draws more attention to her and more importantly…tricks more people into thinking she’s the next Kate Moss, because they are from the same sperm….fascinating…not really, but it works…because she has a career all while being not that exciting even when showing her nipples.


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Romee Strijd VS Model for Coachella of the Day

Romee Strijd walks more than just the Victoria’s Secret fashion show / informercial…because she’s a promo model…

She always walks the fine line of “is she a model” or “is she a hooker”…..at least in this very revealing outfit, all made up like she’s out to get paid to suck dick….

But I guess that’s a philosophical question worth answering…is being a model hooking, since the sex that comes with modeling is usually free – or for rent or jobs….or is being a model an empowering job using your body to reach your dreams without getting fucked….

Who knows, or cares, just remember summer is coming and more girls, everyday girls, non hooker girls, will be dressed like this…and that in and of itself…is lovely…but then again…I like hookers and sex workers on all parts of the spectrum.


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Other VS Hookers in the COACHELLA FESTIVAL VENUE…

Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt at Coachella of the Day

Sara Sampaio’s Sucking Popsicle of the Day


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Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Selena Gomez is So In Love She’s Posting Pics of Her Getting Fucked from Behind of the Day

I assume that this arm around the neck, come at her from behind, while she smiles, is obviously or undoubtedly, Selena Gomez with a big black dick in her…selfie…girls these days – just keep pushing how far they can go…

I feel a connection with Selena Gomez, because I know two or three people who have fucked The Weeknd over the last few years he was coming up to the level of stardom he became…so I know all kinds of stories from all kind of hoes about his dick…and exactly how it went down…it’s the Canadian connection…the world isn’t that big of a place and I know whores.

So I can just replace the whore I know with Selena Gomez and it makes me feel connected to this…while being so disconnected since I’ve met none of these idiots…but I don’t mind thinking about how they get fucked…all broken and needy…thanks to parents who sold her off and Disney training…she must be a real pain in the fucking ass..in and out of rehab…unstable…broken…if she wasn’t rich and famous and good for career you’d run….but then again…all bitches are broken….you might as well should take the rich and famous one.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Kate Upton Big Tits in a Bikini from the Right Angle of the Day

Kate Upton POSTED a bikini picture, because she’s hard at work in Turks and Caicos…wearing bikinis with confidence, which she did when she was 40 pounds heavier…because that’s what delusional, “I can’t do wrong”…”I’m so hot, the world loves me”…does to a set of huge tits…because she know as long as the huge tits were there, she’d be good…

Well, she works out daily now, her whole instagram feed is her working out, and she’s still doughy, but knows her angles, she’s been faking not being doughy her entire career….I guess the fear is losing the tits, you can’t lose the tits, the tits are what the world is obsessed with, even if they are likely terrifying when unleashed…and I guess you can cross reference her leaked nudes for that…

I encourage all girls to post their bikini pics from whatever angle they choose…because I think half nakedness is all that matters…oh and know your angles, I like being lied to in photos if it makes the fat bitch a hotter bitch.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding

Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you.

She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense.

I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it…

Her caption:


“it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence.

What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing..

Posted in:SFW

2017

18

Apr

Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day

Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map…

Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC..

But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Charlotte Mckinney was at Coachella of the Day

Hey Guys…Charlotte McKinney was at Coachella.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day

I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me…

Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra..

YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy…

We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter…


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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Kendall Jenner – Butt Shot of the DAy

Kendall Jenner so shameless…going to parties in a thong because she’s confident in her ass…as a kardashian without the ARMENIAN DNA – she’s been trained to be shameless…and sure her ass is good…but that doesn’t matter – she’s a Kardashian and thus shit….

The only thing we can hope that comes from this, other than shit, because it is an ass, an ass that starves itself but knows all the ass tricks thanks to being raised by it…even her father got in on it when he was in the process of cutting off his dick…these people can make anything – hairy monster or not look fuckable…fucking witch doctors or sorcerers..

The only thing we can hope comes from this, is that all the lame followers she’s got – start wearing their thongs around to events…I feel like it will make more things interesting – whether it is CHURCH or whatever event…thongs make it better – and the asses don’t need to be injected, cool sculpted or trained…any ass will do…just as long as it is in a thong to stare at.

The world – is a weird place…


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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day

Katharine McPhee posted a picture of her in a bikini top riding a horse for all you Beastiality fetishists who are fighting like the homosexuals for marriage, but for your right to legalize animal love, as it shouldn’t be up to the state to get decide what I make love to…or ride until I reach orgasm, as Katharine McPhee is demonstrating…grinding up on a horses back…

I don’t actually know who Katharine McPhee is beyond an American Idol…but she is on a horse making a big stomach joke – cuz girl calls herself out for sucking in, when she wouldn’t have it any other way, like most girls, even fat girls, no one genuinely puts out their best gut pic…even when they are trying to be body positive about the shit…who cares…bikini on horse…not at coachella…good.

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2017

17

Apr

Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard…

Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted….

So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line…

Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you…

I find the whole thing pretty boring…really..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW