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2017

06

Jan

Camila Morrone Young Entitled Tits has a Booty of the Day

Camila Morrone is a busty and apparently big booty squeezing into shorts…LA rich girl who is basically a Gigi Hadid….trying to take her Argentinian tits to the top.

Her mom is named Lucila Solá, who is apparently dating Al Pacino. She’s 37 years old, so it’s safe to assume that this Cami chick is barely 18…despite what her tits are telling us….which would probably explain why she wants to be famous and leverage that body, but if you ever leave your house, and I try not to, every single girl is doing this instagram bullshit hustle..so when you’re rich and hot and have access to paid jobs around the world so you can pretend you’re a model…it becomes more important than college…

I mean her mom was making babies in Argentina at her age, so that she could work her way to eventually land a real American celebrity…

This showing tits…awesome tits…like the Gigi Hadid of 2017….as people like giving these rich kids job….is not a bad thing…it’s a boring thing, it’s an obvious thing, it’s an unfortunate thing…because I like girls who aren’t Al Pacino’s stepdaughter getting work because they actually need it, rather than spoiled brats…but this isnt about me…it’s about young tits….the only thing that matters.

HERE ARE SOME CATALOG PICS OF HER IN LINGERIE….

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Daisy Lowe is Great in a One Piece of the Day

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I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…except maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom when you finally connect something no one deserves…but is something that probably leads to hot sex.

Either way, Daisy Lowe is older now, in the one piece now, and I’m loving it – because a bathing suit is a bathing suit is a bathing suit…I love them all….

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|SFW

2017

06

Jan

Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things…

Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER:

SI Model Hannah Ferguson…..

Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits…

Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head..

I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

05

Jan

Fergie Bikini Pics of the Win of the Day

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Here is Fergie in a bikini…and I am the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “Oh yeah”….like the KoolAid mascot…but I’m not the kind of guy who looks at girls in bikinis and thinks “I NEED MY DICK IN THAT, I WANT MY DICK IN THAT”…not because I am gay, but because I get more out of looking and thinkin “Oh Yeah”…thank dealing with all the headaches that come with women you have sex with – not that having sex with Fergie is an option…but based on her being a celebrity, even if it was ,it would be a nightmare…the worst…

So staring at her ass…in a bikini…is a win….because of her pose…look at this pose…this is a crazy pose…the kind of pose her kid would stare at and be truamatized by…turning him gay… and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Skinny Model Romee Strijid in a Bikini of the Day

I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, but even this is too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass and pussy lips hanging out of her because she’s got no muscle or fat to keep it all in….I think…the media will slaughter her and her skinny limbs because the media loves fat chicks…

Sure, I like my skinny chicks more meth scabbed and weak looking, pale, bags under their eyes…to weak to run from dying…but model skinny is alright too….

This is what she gets paid for, doing it for free…magic…it’s all magic…

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Posted in:Romee Strijid|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

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Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone…

It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating…

But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful…

Update – Lily Aldridge got in on this shit…

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Posted in:JOAN SMALLS|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Rehab Dweller Hayden Panettiere’s Got Shit on her Teeth of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere’s got shit on her face…and it’s hot for you scat lovers….who wish that it was your shit on her face…because you’re romantic…

She’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, but not really when your baby daddy is 7 foot tall massive russian…with a cock bigger than a baby….

It only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2017

05

Jan

TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS BORING BY NAKED FOR VOGUE OF THE DAY

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TAYLOR HILL, IMAAN HAMMAM & ANNA EWERS are naked and cuddling in Vogue magazine because this is fashion and this is how fashion works…you can’t have fashion without a body…and I don’t really like that they aren’t doing a pussy eating train….that you would expect they would do when they are on those paid trips these rich guys hire them to go on…you know the yachts off the Coast of Greece, or wherever else they end up going…and it’s all so magical…but not publicly….that’s all for the snapchat stories…not the covers of magazines…you gotta keep that shit classy….and high class…and luxurious…it keeps your escorting rates higher and your trips better…

Posted in:Anna Ewers|Imaan Hammam|SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

05

Jan

Kylie Jenner – Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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I read that Kylie Jenner Regrets Talking About Using Sex Toys on her App to promote her app….because that’s what these shameless girls do…

And the fact is that when a 15 year old dates a 30 year old who has a baby with a hooker, the same girl his brother has a baby with…they are going to be sexual deviants….and throw in a fucked up family that built their empire on a porn tape in a porn era…they are going to be more open or attention seeking when it comes to sex….and I don’t think toys are a crazy thing, or that Kylie inserting things in her ass, while taking black dick in her pussy, I just think using the fact that she uses toys for attention is funny, typical, and expected from this sexed up youth…it’s like her life is in her underwear on social media…bitch better be doing next level things in the bedroom behind closed doors, because if she doesn’t some other doughy bitch will…and then she’ll lose both her man and her father figure…because her dad’s in the bathroom shoving the same dildos she is, in his cunt…

FASCINATING…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Josephine Skriver Robot Poses with Skis of the Day

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Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…very very expensive…the first prototype always is….you just breaking even when you use the technology developed on her on other girls…building out the army

You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, but those of you who do have heard this romantic story…that is great for the media and PR…something people talk about…and that story is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time….so they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…is less sellable and creepy…

But billion dollar businesses are all fucking creepy….

Here she is in some skiing fetish erotica..that is not erotic…unless you have a ski fetish, and when ski suits are the bikinis of you town…it can be erotic…it’s like some 80s or 90s ski magic when tight ski pants were everything…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Salma Hayek’s in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, you know to get all the Mexican roles…she’s probably from New Jersey and this is all lies where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness…

But she’s still Salma Hayek…and that’s all I have to say about that..

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio and her Friends Topless in Bikinis of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini with her friends – doing the classic topless with her friends butt shot pic you’ve seen before, or at least that I’ve seen before…

So she’s a bikini model…and as I’ve discussed earlier…I fucking love bikinis…more than girls naked and fucking…more than girls in their underwear…more than the girl in the bikinis…the bikini is where the magic happens…unless they wear it too long while it is wet and it gives them a yeast infection…because yeast infections smell…while bikinis don’t smell even when they do smell because represent so much more good in the world than the girl wearing them…they are a spiritual experience…

What isn’t a spiritual experience is Alessandra Ambrosio the old mom in a bikini again…I mean she probably thinks some gods found her and made this happen but she bores me, even though this is kind of what she does…and has always done it and is amazing she still does it…or people want her doing it….and pay her to do it…but they do…because they are lazy, she’s got a name, and they like doing what they are told to do…they see her as status…even when there is far more hot young pussy out there better suited…

Here are pics of her and her friends – I have no idea who they are – but jerking off to people’s vacation pics – is always the best…it is one of those sacred things we’ve lost now that social media is less about the subtle and occasional bikini pic here and there…but is straight bikini photoshoots…that get boring.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

05

Jan

Mariah Carey Still Exists of the Day

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Everyone is talking about Mariah Carey, even this little kid in the grocery store who I guess watched the ball drop like his creepy coach tried to watch his ball drop on New Years, and was talking about how pathetic a lip syncer Mariah Carey, someone he probably shouldn’t know because he’s 10 and the last 10 years of Mariah Carey have been coasting…

And Mariah Carey is posting weird hot tub in a party dress videos…to divert attention from the fact that all these people Lip Sync, but most are less drunk or medicated and don’t do as shitty of a job…

But Mariah Carey, the narcissist, medicated, weirdo mess – won’t take accountability, or admit failure, she will just post pics like this weirdness to stroke her ego more than it has already been stroked…becasue she’s a crazy person – who had some kind of breakdown at least once – because that’s what happens when you’re a crazy person with an ego, too much money, surrounded by coddlers who feed that ego….you can do no wrong…even when you do wrong..because you’ve won…

I am not sure what’s going on in this instagram pic…but it’s amazing…so many layers of nuts…

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

04

Jan

Maria Sharapova is a Cheater in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up…

The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Maria Sharapova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…because so many people don’t care about me – or my jokes but they care about people in bikinis…making a stupid fucking life for myself….and 12 years later…I’m still doing it…like a fool…for no money or reason….

So in a lot of ways, Maria Sharapova is my spirit animal…my soul sister…my partner…my enemy…the devil…but she’s still doing what she was doing then….and so am I…so maybe we’re on some path we gotta stick to….her in bikinis…now that she’s allowed to play tennis again…an me running the most irrelevant blog on the internet…both of us better 12 years ago…but still here…one more athletic than the other…both performance enhancement drug users!

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Posted in:Maria Sharapova|SFW

2017

04

Jan

Bella Thorne is Still in Bahamas of the Day

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In this day and age – we are so obsessed with girls being naked, or half naked, you know stripping down and showing bikini or panties, or bare asshole spread so I can imagine tonguing it as she licks my ass while jerking me off….you know 69 the Asshole edition….and Bella Thorne knows it..

She knows she’s long and lean and has a rocking body. She knows that the world needs a hot redhead and she’s it. She knows that when you’re raised on porn, sex is different, outlook on sex is different, anal is first date behavior, so are gangbangs, orgies, rape fetishes…so half naked pics aren’t a big deal…that shit is G Rated…G Rated we can all jerk off to because bikinis are fucking wonderful..

I like what she’s bringing to the world…it’s easy, not complicated, basic, and perfect…

Here she is in her underwear….

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