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Archive for the Tits Category

2010

15

Mar

Rosario Dawson’s Tits Doing Some Good of the Day

Part of me likes Rosario Dawson…I don’t know if it is because she looks like a monkey and I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, or that she’s got tits, or maybe its the fact that she used to live in the ghetto squatting in houses when she was a poor little immigrant, before being cast in the movie Kids when she was just a teenager in her panties, before she became a New York scenester cokewhore…but now she’s helping the community at some charity event, that could actually be her doing community service, and who really cares, bitch is busty and if busty is good enough for charity or community service, it’s good enough for me…

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Posted in:Rosario Dawson|Tits

2010

15

Mar

Queen Latifah Fat Bikini Tits are a Spring Break Disaster of the Day

Queen Latifah, like Precious and Mo’Nique prove that you can make it without actually having anything remotely appealing about you, because I guess hollywood execs like casting the fat, ugly, black chicks, cuz they are racist, while you rarely see the white equivalent on screen…It’s like the world can embrace fat chicks as long as they are black….and apparently as long as they aren’t in a fucking bikini, because this is the kind of thing I’d expect at my Cuban two star all inclusive Spring Break hotel I’d end up in because shit only costs 350 dollars and attracts the quality, not that I can afford 350 dollars, but you get what I am saying, and if you don’t you’re an idiot, because when I think of Spring Break, I forget that for every hot chick, there is an old fat bitch doing shots like she was a young chick….and today that happens to be Queen Latifah….unfortunately….unless this kind of shit turns you on like you’re some kind of racist thinking you’re a slave owner or some other twisted shit that gets girls like Latifah fucked….

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Posted in:Fat|Queen Latifah|Tits

2010

15

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy….

I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock.

Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes…

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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|cleavage|Tits

2010

12

Mar

Rose McGowan and her Old Tits for Old Times of the Day

I don’t know if Rose McGowan is still famous, but I have been noticing her showing up at places with her tits exposed more and more the last few months, so I can only assume she still is. I guess anyone would go into a few years of hiding after being public about letting Marilyn Manson/Paul from the Wonder Years/ Lady Gaga inside of her.

We get it Rose, you’re all obscure, dark and unconventional and shit, like a Hollywood version of a punk who is all artisitic and socially aware like those obnoxious people at the coffee shop talking about animal cruelty or secret societies in their ripped jeans and lesbian haircuts and the whole thing is fucking boring…but at least she’s showing off tit, cuz that’s what has always really matters about her and as far as I’m concerned it will never get boring…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Rose McGowan|Tits

2010

11

Mar

Selita Ebanks Showing Off Her Model Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like seeing a seeing a Victoria’s Secret model showing off her tits in her everyday life, oh wait there is and it’s when they show off their whole bodies when they are half naked at working. Seeing her walking around reminds me of seeing a stripper in her everyday clothes. Sure, her ass looks good in her spandex pants and I know she’s a whore, but I’d rather just wait to see her a few hours later spreading her pussy on stage…if you know what I mean….but I guess these tits did make her a lot of money and took her out of the porjects and should be celebrated even though everytime she eats at a fancy restaurant or lives the good life, she is pretty much celebrating the shit…either way, here they are.

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Posted in:Selita Ebanks|Tits

2010

11

Mar

Amber Rose Stupid Tits in Stupid Glasses of the Day

I don’t like Amber Rose. I don’t find anything interesting about her and I hate the way she dresses like she’s some kind of robot from the future. I find it fucking annoying, but I do like tits, so I guess Kanye’s theory that no one will catch onto his homosexuality, or the fact that he just likes Amber Rose to shop with and talk about boys with, and not to titty fuck her or get her pregnant, as long as she shows off her tits and ass and keeps up her moderate sex appeal while staying moderately masculine with a shaved head to make his idiot fans jealous enough to ignore the truth while allowing him to keep up the lie by not throwing up when he rubs her hand in her hair because this way he can pretend she’s a dude when he closes his eyes to kiss her for the media….

People with money and success always do this keeping up appearances shit because rappers aren’t liked as much when they suck dick or get fucked up the ass by white men (because he’s racist) to get off and I blame it all on him being raised without a daddy…

Broken homes make for broken rectum thanks to all the white men he lets inside him behind closed doors, but in front of closed doors, it’s this tryin’ hard to be a “sex robot” to disract you from the wad of cum dripping off his chin…


Here are a few better pictures of her sloppy fat ass that you’ve been tricked into thinking is hot…..

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Posted in:Amber Rose|Glasses|Stupid|Tits

2010

09

Mar

Heidi Montag’s Tits in a Not So Funny FunnyOrDie Video of the Day

Heidi Montag looks like a haggard trainwreck of a prescription drug addict, thanks to all the plastic surgery and genetics that made her pretty fucking ugly, but she does have stupid fake tits, that despite hating fake tits, look better than no tits, I guess….so here she is in a shitty funnyordie video because funnyordie is really not funny, but they clearly think they are, otherwise they probably would have changed their name, or maybe this is some brainwashing shit to trick us into thinking this shit is funny, cuz they tell us it is and people generally need to be told what’s funny or not, that’s why TV had laugh tracks.

Either way, here are her useless tits that won’t save her or her husband who milks her…so now that she’s not funny, does that mean we can kill her and watch her die, or is that just a lie from this bullshit website.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Tits

2010

08

Mar

Rose McGowan Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

All these Oscar parties brought out everyone who lives in Los Angeles in some kind of party for the retards who don’t realize they are retards because they are actually making a lot more money and living a lot better lives than we are, leading me to believe that maybe we are the retards and that when I think these people pollute our lives, the reality is that we pollute our own lives and the whole thing is far to confusing for me to understand, but what doesn’t confuse me are Rose McGowan’s tits, because no matter how old she may get, or how many movies she will do that won’t win her an Oscar, I’ll always be down to stare at pictures of them…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rose McGowan|Tits

2010

08

Mar

Hilary Swank’s Busted Face in the Right Dress of the Day

Hilary Swank has never been hot. She’s always been a masculine lookin’ jacked up bitch with big tits. She even won an Oscar playing the girl who dressed like a boy before getting killed. So despite having a vagina and a set of great tits, she might as well be packing a dick and balls under her dress, because she’s made it pretty much homosexual to ever like her in a sexual way….Any girl who is that convincing as a dude….just can’t live that down…but at least she’s making the right choices in her clothes to distract me from her face and high testosterone levels….not that you care what I think….so here are the pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Dress|Hilary Swank|Tits