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2009

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Sep

Marisa Miller in Some Lingerie Pictures of the Day

I think Marisa Miller’s face is a little too old to be getting paid millions to dress up in lingerie and pose, but I guess guys out there appreciate an older woman with a ripped athletic body and I guess her implants are less that 20 years old, so we can find happiness in that, even though I fuckin’ hate implants. I also hate bras that contour bodies so much that bitches don’t get hard nipples anymore, because it’s nearly impossible to show off thru a shirt with all those straps and padding, it’s like the bra has become some kind of military armor that fucks up my fantasies when staring at girls I don’t know in the street who would otherwise have hard nipples, so that’s why companies like Victoria’s Secret need to go bankrupt and bring back a time when bitches didn’t need bras or fake tit lookin’ cleavage…give me a pointy, sloppy tit anyday ove that phony garbage….

Posted in:Lingerie|Marisa Miller

2009

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Sep

Leanne Rimes in Ruins Rompers for the Pedophiles of the Day

I used to know a dude who would dress his wife up like a little girl and it would drive him nuts. Whether it was pajamas with the feet and butt flap in the winter, or rompers in the summer, he’d throw an oversized lollipop in the mix and put her hair in pigtails and he’d tell us all about how it was the hottest sex of his life. Five years later he was all over the news as some sick fuckin’ pedophile who creeped around playgrounds and elementary schools and the whole thing led me to believe that rompers and adults in baby clothes was the gateway fetish to very bad things…..the good news is that when I see Leanne Rimes in the shit, I don’t worry, because her rough face has the ability to make pretty much any hetero fetish disappear on all levels, she’s just that disgusting.

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Leanne Rimes|Pedophiles|Romper

2009

08

Sep

Akon and Some Sluts Filming His New Video of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Akon’s been up to, and I know you have, it turns out he was shooting his new video in South Africa because when you’re successful and make millions for a record label, they’ll pretty much let you shoot your video anywhere you fuckin’ want and he did it with one of my favorite things life had to offer and that’s black girls..and one white girl who shoulda been left at home…but I am sure he fucked them all after the shoot equally, not because South African chicks are easy, but because in the presence of a famous person, all chicks are, no matter where they are from. True story. I know, I bring serious fucking insight into the world, don’t I….

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Akon|Sluts

2009

08

Sep

Lady Gaga Showing Off Her Stomach Disgusts Me of the Day

I haven’t figured out what look this joke of a person is ripping off today in her quest to be “original” but I’m pretty sure it’s a mix of the gay biker who fucked Freddie Mercury up the ass and gave him Aids and short pudgy girl with a weak chin. Her act is fuckin’ weak and I think it’s time for her to disappear mainly because anything that looks like this should be working behind the cash at the dollar store and not making money traveling the world polluting our youth with her serious insecurities that stem from having no friends growing up and that are masked as “artistic vision”. I just want to know who buys her shit cuz I think the only authentic thing about the shit is how ugly she is, the rest is all a BULLSHIT lie and I hate when I am lied to by the media……

Pics via Fame Pictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Stomach

2009

08

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Still Thinks She’s Got It Going On of the Day

Someone needs to knock this bitch off her high horse, and no, I’m not talking about her long-faced mother, I’m talking about her cunt ego. Seeing her strategically step out of the SUV with sunglasses on and her designer purse being shot by paparazzi and unfortunately not an assassin. Having her life play out like she always imagined it would and the insanity needs to stop. I don’t even know if 90210 is even an actual fucking TV show, and this kind of undeserved fame and the unnecessary attitude that comes with it. Seriously, how can we make this fall from the top happen fast ? Let’s collectively work on that, cuz all I have so far is crazed stalker kidnaps her and brain washes her for the next 18 years….and I don’t know anyone who would stalk this bitch, or even be able to stomach her more than 5 minutes, so we needs some fresh ideas.

The only thing semi interesting about her is her ability to really maximize the use of her really small tits without showing the world nipple and I guess that’s not really that interesting or even a talent but it’s a start for what I anticipate her future being when her money dries up and she can’t get work because the project she’s involved in is a total piece of shit, because maximizing tits is a huge part of a strippers work….

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Tits

2009

08

Sep

Mila Jovovich Naked in Purple Magazine of the Day


Nudity for art has got me laid at least once, sure the art was the art of prostitution, but it counts. I don’t pull the whole “come to my photography studio, I have a vision for you” bullshit, I don’t pull the whole “I’m a starving artist pervert who looks homeless because my art means more to me than getting a real job and I happen to sketch naked bitches to pay the little rent in the apartment I pretty much squat in”, but I do pull the whole “you like suckin dick? Do you think you’re good at it? Your missing teeth although disgusting on my dick, probably feel amazing, maybe as good as a masterpiece theater performance, here’s 5 dollars you crack addicted whore, now show me your god given talent that you’ve refined over the years, that’s right, it is like fuckin’ poetry to me, as I watch that cold sore throb so close to my dick head, it brings up so many emotions, I feel like I’ve been to hell and back, and I pretty much have”……

Here are some pics of some fashion magazine peddling smut, only instead of embracing the fact that they are porn and their models are whores, they’ve sold million dollar advertisers to pay the whores who model in their covert porn magazine, and today’s whore is new mother Mila Jovovich…..showing off some nubby breast feeding nipples and bush and the whole thing almost gave me a boner….except for the whole mom part…..

Posted in:Mila Jovovich|Naked

2009

08

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Lips of the Day

I like Lindsay Lohan….I really do and I don’t think I’ve ever done anything on the site to prove otherwise. I think that over the last 5 years of doing this, she’s looked pretty hot at least once, she’s brought me some entertainment at least once, she’s “accidentally” flashed her vagina at least once, she’s flashed tit at least once, she’s marketed herself as a sex addict which is something I admire and then she did the whole lesbian thing and over the course of that time, I managed to become best buddies with her, at least best buddies according to me, she doesn’t know I exist….

So when I say that she’s gone really fucking overboard with her lips, I mean it in the nicest way, as a friend would tell another friend that they got a bad haircut, because although fat lips create blowjob fantasies, even when lesbians have them, way too fat lips just bring up spousal abuse fantasies and as much as I love punching my wife in the face, it’s not something I really ever get away with.
Seriously, I’ve read that Lohans’ been having relationship issues with Ronson, not that I ever believed they were actually a couple, but asking the plastic surgeon to do build a swollen pussy on her mouth is no way to lure new pussy, but it is a good way to get the job you always wanted as the clown at the circus.

The good news is that these lip injections are offered at the local spa, and shit will eventually go back to normal, but there’s gotta be some serious self-esteem issues to make a girl do this in the first place, a real fuckin’ issues if they think it’s hot. I guess there’s just a whole lot of pressure on today’s generation, when all they really need to learn is that as long as they put out and aren’t fat, they’re good to go.

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Fat Lips|Lindsay Lohan

2009

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Sep

Pamela Anderson and Her Yellow Bikini of the Day

Pamela Anderson is hiding her tits with a towel or by putting her back to us. I wonder if one of them exploded or if it got infected and turned black like some of those “silicone implants gone wrong” bitches I’ve seen on TV. The truth is that her vanity has destryed her. Sure she’s still got a decent lookin’ ass and legs from all the liposuction I’m sure she gets, but her face looks like some kind of caricature of a real person hat someone drew on the boardwalk in Jersey. The thing I guess she didn’t realize is that despite the fake tits, she could have probably had the same success, if not more success without during her face into some kind of plastic surgery science project, because she’d probably be aging a hell of a lot more gracefully, or at least look human as the sun slowly sets on her life…..and menopause hits…and her boyfriend the carpenter is just happy he is fucking the girl he used to jerk off to 15 years ago…

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Yellow Bikini

2009

08

Sep

Some Almost Racist Watermelon Soda of the Day

Here is an example of people being bored as shit and trying to create issues out of nothing. The story goes like this, dudes go into a store in Harlem, they find a can of Watermelon soda with the face of a black girl on one side and a white kid on the other, and they decide to milk the black girl and call this company out for being racist, when the real racist is the asshole who thought it was racist to begin with because of the stereotype that black people like watermelon, which for the record they do. If I saw a black girl eating watermelon on a can of fuckin’ soda, the last thing I would think is that shit is fuckin’ racist, but instead think it’s affimitive action, cuz if they put a white bitch on the can, the black people would call the company racist for not including black people in their packaging, like they did with Barbie and every other toy out there. Either way, you can’t jerk off to this, unless you stick it up your ass and massage your prostate, but I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Racism|Watermelon Soda

2009

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

While drunk today, I thought it would be funny to drive through some residential areas drunk with my friend just to see if we would either get arrested while trying to not run over innocent kids running across the street like a real life videogame, unfortunately, his car broke down on the way there and instead of having an adventure, we waited for a tow truck. Nothing in my life goes right.

Here are today’s links…

Seriously, what the Fuck Kind of Drugs in Beth Ditto Taking but More Importantly what Drugs Is She Feeding the People to Fuck Her….
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The Best Way to Spend Your Day off is Getting Off
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Some Solar Power Bikini
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Awesome Pizza Box Prank
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If World Leaders Were Hipsters
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Blake Lively is All Legs
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YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY WHAT IN WHERE?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Noemi Letizia is Fucking the Italian Prime Minister
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Okay Seriously, Is Tilda Swinton a Man?
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta!!! Mama Mia!!!
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Striptease of the Day
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I Won’t Hate, Cause I’d Probably Beat Up Tila Tequila Too
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GOOD NEWS! Here’s the Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss From Jennifer’s Body
So Now You Don’t Have to Pay to See the Movie
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Here’s Some Nekkids of Milla Jovovich
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Im’ Developing a Huge Thing for This Ashley Green Broad
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WWE DIVA CANDICE MICHELLE RETURNS IN A NIPPLE-POPPING SEE-THRU DRESS
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Bridgette is The Girl Next Door Type
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If You Wanna Try and Bang Sienna Miller, she’s Actually a WHole Lot Closer Than Before
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Lohan Still Looks Like a Blowfish
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HOLY FUCK BRITNEY IS SINGING LIVE
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Is She a Hooker or a Cop?
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Strip Bowling Seems Like a Hell of a Lot of Fun to Me
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Boat, Say Hello to Rocks – VIDEO
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Slut Has Fun With the Sybian
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Britney is Voluptuous
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Here is Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar
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I’m Not Sure if the Longest Frisbess Throw Ever is Something to Be Proud Of, But Here It Is Anyways
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Seriously, Madonna is a Self Righteous Bitch
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Sarah and Alice are Nude
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How About a Naked Beach Babe?
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Here’s What Waking Up Next to Megan Fox Feels Like
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Alexis in the Shower
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Personally, I Think Pranking the Tour de France is Awesome
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Lohan’s Playboy Offer Just Keeps Going Up
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Boob Fights is Like Bum Fights, But With Less Bums and More Boobs
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Some Balloons Are Meant to Be Popped
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Surprise!! Queen Latifah is a Lesbo!
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Lingerie Football League Model Showdown: Chicago Bliss vs Miami Caliente
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Mellissa Bailey is Naked on the Couch
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Sep

Denise Richards Flashes an Upskirt at the Park of the Day

Denise Richards is such a desparate whore that she’s taken her pussy to the park to flash around hoping some single dad, or married dad who is rich and successful and bored of his wife who supported him as he was coming up to top, that she can steal away cuz he jerked off to her in that one movie she was in….

Posted in:Denise Richards|Upskirt

2009

07

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Short Dress of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

07

Sep

Michael Bay and His Prostitute Date of the Day

Michael Bay is all over the news lately, mainly because Megan Fox compared him to Hilter and Napolean before going into how much of a socially awkward geek he is, and here he is with some no name girl who most people refer to as a hooker, at least based on her hair and outfit, I assume that’s what she is but based on her facial expression she could be something motherfucker left behind in a whore’s uterus back in Nam or some shit. Either way, I’m sure she licks asshole.

Posted in:Hooker|Michael Bay

2009

07

Sep

Christiano Ronaldo is Definitely Not Gat of the Day

I haven’t seen that many gay porns in my life, but I would say that it is safe to say that at least one of them starts off in a sports field doin’ stretches and that so does Ronaldo’s group masturbation/gay sex sessions and here he is with his boyfriend/lover/teammate because they aren’t as into the soccer ball as they are into each other’s balls, but what do I know, maybe I’m just intimidated with how secure he is in his sexuality, but I doubt that…

I always laugh at the European people I know who idolize him, for pretty much idolizing Liberace or some other queer while being the biggest homophobes who can’t see the truth beyond his soccer abilities and everytime I tease them, they just get mad at me and use Paris Hilton as an example as to why he isn’t gay, because apparently they fucked, but I don’t know anything about that, but I do know that in this stage of the game, anyone willing to fuck Paris Hilton needs to already have Aids and needs to want to be in the limelight, and needs to hate female genitals, since her’s look more like balls, so that whole bullshit just further’s my point….

Posted in:Chistiano Ronaldo|Gay

2009

07

Sep

Taryn Manning in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is Taryn Manning in a See Thru shirt. I have always found her disgusting and have told any dudes I know who have found her hot over the years that they are fuckin’ crazy and now she’s insignificant that ever, pushing 35 and is in a shitty band and runs a shitty clothing line, so who really cares about her in her see through shirt….I know I don’t….and the fact that I just did this confuses me…

Posted in:See Thru|Taryn Manning