I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

03

May

Sofia Vergara’s False Marketing Got Milk Campaign of the Day

I’m not gonna argue that this bitch has big tits, we all know she does, but I am gonna call this false marketing, because she’s in her mid 40s, had her first kid at 18, and I’m pretty sure has hit menopause and is unable to lactate anymore, it’s one of those things that happens when a bitch dries the fuck up….I’m also pretty annoyed by the fact that they didn’t even give the tits the exposure they deserved in this campaign, cuz let’s face it Dairy Farmers of America, when promoted Milk being good for the body, let’s show a little fucking body, cuz we know you didn’t book Sofia Vergara cuz she’s a flat chested little troll,

Step your game up motherfuckers, you wanna cum lip sexual innuendos you should be getting real MILK tit sexual innuendos….if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

03

May

Sara Jean Underwood’s Fake Tits Do Mainstream Right of the Day

Playboy crossover star of the year is really killing it in the mainstream world, she’s got an awesome body, a set of shitty fake tits, and is on a show with a fanbase of fucking virgin losers who love her talking their language. She’s got a good thing going and I don’t mind her doing it…cuz I get to cross reference her work to pics of her bald pussy and that’s more than I can say for the other sluts pulling her TV hosting hustle….

She’s hot. I’m a fan. That’s it.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2011

03

May

Kat Dennings’ Fat Tits Do the Thor Premiere of the Day

Kat Dennings was some no name fat titty bitch who released some topless pics to the interest a few months ago, only to retract her fat titty topless pics by sending out lawyers letters threatening to sue me….and that’s not very nice of her…if anything it almost makes me hate her…cuz too many girls before her have threatened to call the cops, or cried rape, when all I was doing was role playing…and there’s no fun in being punished after you’ve seen, touched, or claimed the goods as your own without permission. It kinda takes the pleasure out of the whole thing…especially when we all know bitch was just doing it for attention in the first place…

All this to say that I hate bitches who back peddle on their slut behavior when they come to their senses, or when they see their scam to get famous was as simple as posting a fucking titty pic…

The whole thing is pretty iritating…but here are her fat tits to soften the blow….

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2011

03

May

Elizabeth Hurley Not in her Bikini Promoting Bikinis of the DAy

I hate these bitches who make a living off being in a bikini when they were at their prime, now make a living off selling bikinis as a mom pussied bitch, but who feels all insecure or some bullshit, and won’t lift those mom pussy lips off the ground and tuck the shit into a bikini, to show the world she still got it going on, cuz girls with bodies like this, 40 years old or not, deserve to be seen half naked, especially when the shit is their livlihood…. We get it you’re old, you’re a mom, get fucking naked already. True story…

Either way, here she is opening another one of her bathing suit stores that makes her millions and millions…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

03

May

Some Celebrity Sluts at the Met Costume Gala In Pictures

I wasn’t invited to the Met Costume Institute Gala…even though I embody fashion on all levels of fashion…but these sluts were there:

J.Lo’s Like a Bird….

Blake Lively and her Old Face

Gwyneth Paltrow and her Aspiring Singer Cuz we Gave her too Much Props Ass

Christina Hendricks and her Tank-Like Monster Truck Body

Bar Refaeli Always Amazing

Brooklyn Decker and her Retard Downs Syndrome Face

Gisele and her Tranny Loving Husband

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Blake Lively|Brookyn Decker|Christina Hendricks|Gisele Budchen|gwyneth paltrow|J.Lo

2011

03

May

Karissa Shannon’s Whore Fuck Finger in Shorts of the Day

I am the unofficial fan site for Karissa Shannon cuz she’s a white trash idiot and I like watching her FUCK even if it is with black dudes who have brain washed her white trash ass with his dick…maybe cuz he promised her fame, told her it will help her get famous and stand out from her sister she used to do Playboy with, or maybe cuz it’ll piss off her trailer park dad who she is probably trying to get revenge on cuz he molested her growing up…and now she’s got his name tattooed on her fuck finger…

This is me keeping track..


To See The Rest of the Pictures Of This White Trash Slut With A Great Ass
Follow This Link

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

03

May

Lindsay Lohan Braless for the Homeless of the Day

Lohan knows this celebrity game all too well.

Sure she fucked up a little and went off track when she let Samantha Ronson ruin her life for whatever manipulative reason Sam Ronson decided to ruin her life for…which I think was probably personal gain and validation as a useless ugly cunt…..

But she’ll be back…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and she knows if she wants the media to celebrate her, wearing light fabric while braless for the paparazzi is a good fucking start….

She has some of the greatest fake tits in Hollywood, and they need to be shown off.

I forever remain, a fan of Lindsay Lohan.

To See Some Close-Ups of the Same Pics Cuz I Was TOo Lazy To Crop
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

03

May

Miley Cyrus Smells Like Teen Spirit of the Day

This is pretty fucking funny. Miley decides to show how real she is by playing a song that inspires her and is the reason she wants to be on stage humiliating herself for a gang of crazed teen girls…..and it’s Nirvana….Totally unexpected, but her contrived dance lesson choreographed rock and roll dance felt so authentic….I’m sure Courtney Love is happy she sold Kurt Cobrain’s music to Disney….cuz it finally got the real venue to be heard that it deserved…I am sure when his bi-polar ass was writing this, this was he ultimate goal, even though everyone claims fame and the music industry is what made him kill himself…

What a fucking joke…I don’t give a fuck about Nirvana, Kurt Cobain or Miley Cyrus, but I do love that this is happening not cuz it shows just how bullshit the entertainment industry actually is…but cuz Miley has tight pants on…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

03

May

Leelee Sobieski Big Ears in Tight Pants of the Day

Leelee Sobieski is so obsolete that I don’t think anyone knew bitch was pregant, but here she is bringing out her big ears and big tits, awkward face and tall body, that you may or may not have wanted to fuck when she was in…shit I just ran an IMDB on this bitch and she hasn’t had one substantial role…here I am thinking she was once famous or something…and it turns out she never was…

She was howevever hustling UPSKIRTS and BIKINIS, but she never did the Paris Hilton real quest for fame…like fucking on Camera….despite how busty she might be…

Either way, here she is with her family…I didn’t know she had..because as it turns out…I didn’t know who Leelee Sobieski was…I just knew she had a stupid ass name…

Posted in:Leelee Sobieski