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2008

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am surprised I didn’t get any hate for that Bettie Page post. I thought it was funny and figured no one else would, but for some reason I heard nothing. Maybe you guys aren’t as uptight and lame as I thought you were.

I’d tell you more stories, but I really don’t have any. Everything’s so slow and happy now that Chirstmas is 10 days away, even the Jewish people I know are excited because it means heading to Florida for a couple of weeks and I’m happy too, not because I am drunk or high, or because I expect to get that dream vacation from my wife for Christmas, but because I won’t have to deal with them everywhere I go, it really is the time of peace….

I’m just talking shit, I guess that’s me filling up a post about nothing, because I’ve got nothing but these links to give….

Bedtime Toys Play Living on a Prayer
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One of the more insane things out of the White House….I Mean Other Than the Dead Troops and Economy and the Bush Twins….
Danielle Lloyd Looks Like a Pornographic Cupcake on Her 25th Birthday
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Men of the World Take Note: Guy Richie Sawm Through Years of Shit and Came Out Rich on the Other Side
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Rosario Dawson – Hoe or Houswife?
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Lily Allen is Better Than Britney Spears, And Not Just Because
She Had the Abortion Instead of Having a Kid
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Lindsay Lohan Really Should Have Paired That See Through Top From
Earlier Today With These See Through Leggings
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Jessica Biel Looks Kind of Alright As a Stripper
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Lizzie is Lovely
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Who Says Underwear Isn’t Sexy?
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Some Homo Gets His 15 Seconds of Fame on the Jam Cam
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This Video of Some Dude Who Went on the Bud Light Party Cruise is Pretty Awesome
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Girls Fighting Over Who Can Dance More Slutty Is a Fight I Want to See
Except When They Are Fighting over a Fucking Loser Like This Guy
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I Don’t Care What Xtina Says, Cameron Diaz Was the OG Tranny Clown
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Because You Can’t REALLY Ever Get Sick of Porn
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Shenae Grimes Is High
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Marisa Miller is Just Fucking Everywhere and I Love It
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Looks Like Santa Got His Own Present This Year
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Because You Hand Can Only Do So Much For You
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Student Fucks Himself Up On a Door
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Because Monday is The Beginning of a Brand New Week, So Anything is Possible
Including You Busting a Nut
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He May Come From the North Pole But Santa is Like Any Other Man Out There
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Imogen Thomas Photoshoot
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Zuzana Drabinovs is Busting Out All Over the Place
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I’m Really Not
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put a Fire Cracked Between Your Ass Cheeks
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Regardless of What His Kids Say, Something Tells Me Women Aren’t Interested in Hef Because of His Dancing
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I Want to Rip That Inspector Gadget Coat Right Off Eva Mendes
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Sex in a Way That Will Make It SEem Effortless
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Blowing Your Boss For a Raise Makes Sense to Me
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Abbey Brooks Has Some Bg Fucking Tits
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Can Someone Please Explain the Context of This Tom Cruise Interview to Me?
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Here’s Some Survivor Hate
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FINALLY! Here’s Some Pics of Hef’s New Girlfriend (And Her ASS)
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Micaela Strips Down
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Keanu Reeves is Klaatu
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Sharon Osbourne is a Cat Fighter
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Cosmo UK Made Up an Etire Interview About Scarlett Johansson
Probably Cause She is Boring As Fuck Anyways
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And Here’s the Trailer for Batman – Salvation
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Some Awkwards Historical Moments
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Mike Tyson is Almost as Fat as I Am
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Let’s Play Pool With Bridget
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Slutty Chirstmas Themed Girls
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Would This Girl Do Jesus Martinez?
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It’s a Porno Christmas
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Some Mexican Newscaster Reports on The Erection Her Slutty Pics Caused
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A Gallery of Flexible Chicks
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Some Santa Themed Pole Dancing
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The Virgin Mary Does Playboy Mexico
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A bunch of high fashion tits from French Playboy…..
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Make the Ultimate F16 Airplane
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More Things Not to Put in Your Ass
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A Slut I Want To Fuck
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BONUS – The Gangbang Song….

stepTV Throwback Video Because I’m Feeling Nostalgic….and Because I feel that it is Genius that Went Unnoticed…But I’ll Keep that to Myself…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

15

Dec

Rihanna’s Got Amazing Cleavage of the Day

I am a Rihanna fan. I’m not into her music because I am not a 12 year old girl, even though I wish I was, but I am into her dominatrix costumes because I have a penis, even though it’s hardly there and barely works,. I am also into her whole rise to fame and love the fact that she’s some poor girl from the islands who would have otherwise been working as a chambermaid for some rich family to get that America “The Land of Opportunity” experience, but instead she just slept with Beyonce’s husband who offered her a record deal to keep her mouth shut, which is a lot more than I’ve given a girl who I’ve cheated on my wife with, which is usually just their hourly charge and if it’s during an outbreak, then a little herpes, and that shit is for life, not that the kind of girls I get with don’t already have a close relationship with the virus….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that I had no idea Rihanna had tits like this.

Posted in:Bra|cleavage|Rihanna

2008

15

Dec

Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Lohan doing the lesbian thing in flannel and a shiny shirt that could be see through, but I doubt it. I am just surprised that she hasn’t gained a bunch of weight, got a job working the farm, broken out the leather vest, construction boots, or shaved her head into some kind of dyke haircut, but I think it’s because she’s the woman of the lesbian relationship. which means she’s the one who is going to be sticking the cum filled straw into her after finding the perfect canditate out of the catalog at the sperm bank, because thats how lesbians make babies, and I am sure she’s been dying for that day to come, because it’s been months before she’s felt a man drip out of her and I hear she misses it, you know after putting all that practice getting good at it and just giving it up, it’s a real tragedy, like the high school football quarterback who had it down and was going to be pro, but decided he liked drinking beer and getting blowjobs better than going to practice….Either way, here are her hot braless tits, because I’ll always have love for Loahan’s tits….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through

2008

15

Dec

Madonna Falls then Makes Out With a Dancer On Stage of the Day

Here’s a video of Madonna falling, it happens in the first 40 seconds of the video and the music track just keeps on going, proving that she doesn’t even need to be at the concert for the concert to go down. Maybe she’s just letting us know that you don’t need talent to be rich, you just need to be a slut, but we already know that, so maybe it’s just some kind of Christmas Miracle or Madonna super power called lip synching, but for some reason her fans don’t seem to care. Maybe they are just trying to pretend they are getting their 200 dollar ticket’s worth, you know denial….

The first time I watched the clip, I missed the old lady wipe out, unfortunately not injuring herself, but I did see her lesbian make out session with one of her dancers, because she’s all about shock and awe desite shit being disgusting, but the truth is it isn’t a lesbian make out session at all, because when Madonna went thru menopause her vagina turned into testicles….really muscular testicles. Watch the video….

Posted in:Fall|Lesbian Kiss.|Madonna|Wipe Out

2008

15

Dec

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So I got together with a bunch of old friends for the first time in over 6 months this past weekend. It is the Holidays and I was getting a little nostalgic about shit and figured one of my friend’s birthday would be a good time to get the crew from when I was in my early 20s together to see if we still have what it takes to leave people feeling violated and ourselves not remembering what the fuck we did. So I show up to the party and all these fuckers brought their wives, making me think fast to get this fun, so knowing that all people married are miserable, I start talking sex, start trying to convince various husbands to make out with various wives and just have a good time with the whole thing. I ended up being over-served and my friends who are no way more conservative than they used to be, you know with jobs and kids and shit, since they didn’t want to take my route into the gutter and pulled out when they still had hope, but by the end of the night I still managed to get the girls comparing their bikini waxes in the middle of the fucking bar. Unfortunately, I didn’t just end there, and decided to go to my crackhead friend’s house, where this emotional dude who likes hugging was hanging out. I’ve known the guy for awhile and since I am fat, he can’t get enough hugs out of me. Now I am not much of a hugger, but when you have a guy who is twice as strong as you who is, you pretty much have no choice but to go along with it. I managed to squeeze out of that hugging lovefest, when homeboy got a little too into the hug and kissed my neck, and managed to stumble home and fall asleep on the floor petting the mop bucket because I thought it was my wife’s dog, since I clearly turn retarded when I drink. Not that you care, but here’s some action in the stepFORUM to distract you from my waste of time weekend re-cap. Asshole.

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT!! – Tiah Eckhardt nude for S Magazine (NSFW)
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HOT – Nuts – Britain’s biggest new Boobs (NSFW)
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HOT! – Chanelle Hayes *nude* (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger in January edition of Maxim Germany
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Gwyneth Paltrow @ Miami Beach hotel
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HOT! – G-Force’s Helen Tucker in a bikini (SFW)
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Anna Paquin – sexy bedroom photoshoot
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HOT – Sammy Braddy tits out Nuts shoot (NSFW)
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Heather Graham in a slinky silver dress
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Kate Beckinsale in an Awesome Green Bikini (2005)
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Joanna Krupa
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Olivia Munn
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Jordan – Aka Katie Price (NSFW)
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———Music———

The Rifles – The Great Escape (Advance)
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Eminem – Number One (new single)
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Jewel – Perfectly Clear
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Musiq Soulchild – OnMyRadio
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Jenny Lewis live in L.A. 2008
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Coldplay – The Remixes
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Yellowcard – Lights and Sounds
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Souls of We – George Lynch
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Fergie – Collaborations
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U2 – Live at Red Rocks: Under a Blood Red Sky
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Justice – A Cross the Universe
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The Chemical Brothers – Live in Sydney
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Ted Nugent – Sweden Rocks
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Golden Throats 4: Celebrities Butcher the Beatles
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School Of Seven Bells – Alpinism
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Jimmy Page and The Black Crowes – Live at the Greek
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Josh Groban – Noel
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Christmas With The Rat Pack
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———Screening Room———

Best Birthday Ever
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Towtruck driver gets owned!
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Wunder Boner!
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Holy shit. Best Fluteboxer ever!
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Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage
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Shoulda voted for George Washington Lincoln!!
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———Random———

REAL
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N2 Wants to Know if Her Tits Are Real
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Holy Shit This Kid Kicks Ass at DDR
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———Audio Books———

Chuck Palahniuk – Lullaby
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Steve Martin: Born Standing Up
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the Catcher In The Rye
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Skins – Season 1
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My Own Worst Enemy – Season 1
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Top Gear – Seasons 1-10
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Transporter 3
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BMW Films
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Loss
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———Sleaziness———

Assp@rade – EMMA
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Scoreland-Danielle Derek
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Pornstars Like It Big Amy Reid – I Am Cock
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Alektra Blue – The Trouble With Young Girls
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Assp@rade – Caroline Pierce
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Young and Busty
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Candy Manson – CreamPimps
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GILF – Girls I’d Like To Fuck
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Assp@rade – Gigi
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Melissa Midwest – In the Pool
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Random Amateurs
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My Space 5: MILF Bound
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1 On 1 #2 ..huh?
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Cherie – workout
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Remember to Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2008

15

Dec

Carmen Electra Deals Poker for Playboy of the Day

Carmen Electra was out dressed like a Playboy Bunny dealer at some Vegas Playboy Casino because I guess she’s trying to promote her new spread. I can only assume it was part of the deal she made with Hef when she was on her knees begging that she needed this recognition to feel like she hasn’t got too old to be worth fucking. I am sure 98% of straight men could have given her that boost of confidence she needed because she’s still got it going on, but unfortunately Carmen Electra thinks she’s too good to get with 98% of men and has probably already go through the 2% she does think deserve alone time with her pussy.

I was invited to a poker night tonight, I don’t know how to play, but figure getting in a room with a bunch of men, talking about fucking, smoking cigars, gambling and eating Pizza can be fun…as long as it’s strip poker and the bunch of men are actually a bunch of whores and instead of stripping, they have to get fucked, finger banged or suck my dick when they lose a hand, but only if the buy in is less than 10 dollars because that’s all I can afford.

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Playboy Bunny|Poker

2008

15

Dec

Hayden Panettiere Does Christmas of the Day

A few years ago I applied to be a mall Santa. I heard the pay was good, the work was seasonal, but I didn’t get the job because when they asked me why I wanted to do it. I didn’t go with the answer I had planned that involved me wanting to bring happiness to kids by being the embodiment of a myth that brings them joy and finding personal satisfaction in taking such an important roll in their life, but instead went with saying that I love asking anyone if they’ve been naughty while they are sitting on my lap telling me what they want, if you know what I mean, while winking at the dude doing the hiring. Instead of the job, I got reported to security to keep an eye out on me in the event they saw me near the Santa station. I guess they can’t take a joke…

But it turns out the people at this Hayden Panettiere event can, because they cast the ugliest Mrs Claus I’ve ever seen. She reminds me of the half retarded girl, who wasn’t quite retarded enough to be institutionalized, but was half retarded enough to have no friends in my highschool, except for my dick after I trained her how to make it cum on lunch hour. Merry Christmas.

Posted in:Christmas|Hayden Panettiere

2008

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Does Maxim of the Day

Hilary Duff did Maxim and who really gives a shit. I am just surprised that Maxim is still around and that people buy that shit, not only because magazines are pretty fucking obsolete and kill trees, you fucking hippies, but because shit’s more repetitive than me, it’s like every issue is a repeat of the last issue and despite finding comfort in things we know and trust, it’s still boring and a waste of fucking time. Sure, I pull that shit out in magazine stands, just to see if maybe they’ve updated their format, or to see if they’ve finally bit the bullet and gone porn, but they just always let me the fuck down, including these pictures of Hilary Duff, would it be too much to ask to see a photoshoot with a skate to her neck and a hockey sick in her ass, while her boyfriend and the rest of his team suck each other off like they do in the locker room after they won a big fucking game, because it’s not gay to suck off your teammate if a teen starlet is in the corner fucking the equipment, like she does it in the bedroom at home? Step it the fuck up Maxim.

Posted in:15|16|Hilary Duff|Maxim|Photoshoot|Uncategorized

2008

15

Dec

Megan Fox Does the Video Game Awards of the Day

I am tired of hearing this bitch being compared to Angelina Jolie. I don’t give a fuck that she’s biting Jolie’s style in hopes of being the next Jolie, I just care that people are treating her like some kind of fucking accomplishment to be the new hot chick bad girl, when all she is is an insecure copycat, proven in the fact that she’s dating David from 90210.

The truth is that I have met many strippers in my day, all of them had some celebrity or pornstar they looked up to and tried to be, but no matter how many times I’d see a fake blonde bitch in a red one piece bathing suit doin’ the Pam Anderson, or how many times I’d see a skinny teenage girl in Christina Aguilera’s catsuit dancing to her Dirty song, I’d know I was dealing with lower grade versions of the shit, even if I’d still fuck them or pay them 10 dollars to touch their tits, despite them giving me this attitude that I’m lucky to be getting with them before their big concert or trip to the fucking South of France, because they thought they were fuckin famous, despite being local whores….

Now I am not a fan of Angelina, I don’t really give a fuck about her, but I hate all the love this Megan Fox gets because she doesn’t need an ego as egos are the one thing that prevents a girl from following her natural calling of suckin’ random dick in bar bathrooms, but instead feeling like their too good to suck dick at all because they are Megan fucking Fox and can’t be fucking bothered, and here she is at the Video Game awards doing her thing for the people who made her who she is, you know the guys who never leave their house because they’re about to get a girl they’ve been talking to on the other side of the world, to show them their mystical powers on World of Warcraft…who constantly big her up and send her fan mail fucking up my whole plan for her to follow the insecure little girl I know she is and maybe that’s the real reason I hate videogames.

Posted in:cleavage|Megan Fox|Video Game Awards

2008

15

Dec

Tara Reid Hosts a Party in Rehab of the Day

So Tara Reid is in rehab and wants her privacy at this time. They aren’t saying what she’s in for, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with partying, because that’s all she does. She’s got enough money to not have to work and gets invited to parties around the world, and has a serious need to self medicate, something we all do to forget our horrible past and the bad decisions we’ve made along the way and in Tara Reid’s case, that baggage is Carson Daly. Something, I probably would have killed myself over, you know I thought fucking a fat chick and marrying her to remind myself that I hate myself was bad enough, but having Carson Daly inside you….I mean….that’s a fate I wish on nobody….so the fact she’s made it out of it long enough to get herself into rehab and to go through the needed therapy to forget his naked body up against hers, is already a pretty huge feat, maybe Tara Reid is really that superhero I always thought she was….

Either way, here’s the article…..

‘American Pie’ star Tara Reid checks into rehab

2 days ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A publicist says Tara Reid has checked herself into rehab. Jack Ketsoyan said Friday that the “American Pie” star went to the Promises Treatment Center. He did not specify what she was being treated for or when she entered the facility.

“We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” he said in a statement.

And here are some random pictures of her on her perpetual Spring Break that is her life…..a Spring Break that was fueled by whatever she is in Rehab for…..One that Rehab is going to put an end to…..

Posted in:Drunk|Rehab|Tara Reid

2008

15

Dec

The Girls of Momma’s Boy of the Day

Since I am lazy and don’t do research on much other than Amateur Porn and various health symptoms to see what diseases I may or may not have, and since I don’t actually care about what’s going on on TV or in Movies or even in Hollywood, despite my site being pretty much only about sluts in Hollywood, I rely heavily on PR people and random people to send me stories.

So I got this email:

I’ve done a little research on the latest NBC reality show to debut December 16th, “Momma’s Boys”, a new series with producer Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest may have the sweetest, most innocent smile on television, however, his reputation may face some serious smearing with this project.

While scrolling through the new cast members, I thought to myself how much they looked like porn stars or strippers vying for television exposure. My suspicions were confirmed when I recognized Erica Ellyson, Miss 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. With a little help from my good friend Google, I found Ms. Ellyson was not the only cast member with a racy background. A total of 4 of these lovely women chosen to find true love have taken there clothes off for the camera more times than one. I have included some links that you may be interested in taking a look at, pics and all.

So seeing as this piece of shit show hits tomorrow, and seeing that Ryan Seacrest is my soulmate with his frosted hair and killer smile always seduce me and since I’ve had a relationship with him when I am feeling gay, because you can’t control who your soul mates are, I figured it’d only be right to showcase the sluts of his show, to give him the boost of interest he was hoping for in casting them and not trying to hide the fact that they are whores who get naked for money. Truth is, I think it’s a good strategy to get people to watch, so maybe he’s not just a dreamy motherfucker, but also a genius.

Either way, here’s a glimpse at the sluts that were cast:

Erica Ellyson (2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year)
Hometown: Hurley, MS
Occupation: Adult Model
Age: 24


Hey y’all! I was born and raised in South Mississippi. I grew up a bit of a tomboy; fishing with my parents, running track, playing golf and softball. After attending community college, I went to architecture school until I received the title of the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Right now, I’m taking a break from my studies due to my travel demands as a Penthouse Pet. I will go back to school when my year with Penthouse is finished. I like to play golf as much as possible. When not on the course, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends: cooking, eating, and watching football and baseball.

I love how all these nude models say they were tomboy’s growing up, it really makes them that much hotter….to pedophiles.

Meghan Allen (Playboy)
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Occupation: Bartender/Model
Age: 27


I love Texas and all it has to offer. I have the most amazing job and friends! I am a hair stylist, but right now I’m working as a bartender/cocktail waitress at one of the hottest clubs in Dallas. I love my job because it gives me free time to do what I love most, which is modeling. Lately, I’ve been very busy with photo shoots because I am working on a website. In my free time I love doing anything that has to do with water… the beach, pool, boating etc. I love hanging out with my friends and just relaxing. I’m a very laid-back person and love to laugh and have a good time. I’m probably one of the goofiest girls you’d ever meet. I’m not afraid to be myself – for instance, I love to burp out loud and am not shy about it! My little Chihuahua Bella is my world! I have the most amazing family. Since they live in Pennsylvania I miss them tons! That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.

Another barmaid/waitress from Texas who saved herself enough money for fake tits to get all the attention she can get to the level of fame she deserves. In her mind, this show is a stepping stone, in reality, it’s her 5 minutes and the fact that she burps out loud is fucking disgusting.

Stacy Fuson (Playboy)

Hometown:Tacoma, WA
Occupation: Student/Model
Age: 30


I loved growing up in Washington State. This led me to my love of fishing and boating. As a kid, I played a lot of sports. My favorites are softball, volleyball, basketball, and bowling. I enjoy traveling and have been to England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Peru, Panama, and Japan. I love Japanese food, especially sushi. For the past 12 years, I’ve been modeling and have worked on “Entourage,” “Shallow Hal,” “American Pie,” and “Sullivan Sisters.” I was Playboy’s Miss February 1999 and the 2005 St. Pauli Girl. I love the beach, going to dinner, and watching movies. I’m a producer and anchor on a news website. I’m also going to business school and will soon launch my own brand of vitamins, Vitamins by Stacy.

Isn’t 30 a little too old to still be in school? Maybe a better strategy would be to go more hardcore, throw some dick into these photoshoots and make your work matter a little more than it does, if you are going to be a fucking whore to get ahead…be a fucking whore and give us something worth lookin’ at….whore.

Posted in:Momma Boy|Sluts

2008

15

Dec

Some Dude Throws His Shoes at President Bush of the Day

I am sure you’ve all seen this video of an Iraqi journalist throwing his shoe at President Bush to let President Bush he’s not too down with him or what he’s done and that he’s not welcome to his Birthday party after killing his friends and countrymen. The funny thing in all this is that President Bush thinks it’s funny, he’s just laughing it off and dodged the shit like he was in high school gym class game of dodgeball, which coincidentally was the only class he passed without his mom doing his homework for him.

The guy who did it must feel like a bit of an asshole for missing, considering it’s probably the last thing he’ll ever get to do because I hear the prison system in Iraq involves being dragged outside and executed and it always sucks when your legacy is the guy who died for throwin’ his shoe at Bush and missin’.

Posted in:Journalist|President Bush

2008

15

Dec

Bettie Page’s Exclusive Last Photoshoot of the Day

I felt bad about making fun of Bettie Page when she was in a coma about to die. I mean no one deserves to die, even if they are 85 year old or if they are sinners, because I am not one to judge since I love whores. I just realize I was being a little harsh, and I’ve been fighting with myself over it, because I never feel guilt and by fighting myself I mean I totally forgot and went out on a bit of a bender, but maybe that’s just my way to mourn.

But then I came across this last Bettie Page photoshoot, I took it as a sign, and I figured I’d throw it up as a tribute to her life, so this is from one of her last photoshoots before she disappeared and refused to be photographed ever again because she gained a few pounds in her retirement, a few pounds that are probably the reason she had that fatal heart attack…..what? too soon?

Posted in:Bettie Page|Lost Photoshoot

2008

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on…

The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending some dude who Lohan had deleted off Facebook for being a creepy stalker. Within a minute of being added to her profile, I realized that it was fake and really Lohan’s creepy stalker’s clever way to get back into Lohan’s internet life. Yes…I am being fucking serious.

So this girl and I start talking and she’s not making sense, but is really passionate about this guy she’s defending and his legitimate feelings for Lohan. She goes off about how Lohan was his Facebook friend and he told her not to do drugs or something ridiculous, because he doesn’t want his women on drugs, Lohan freaks out, deletes him and he goes into some psycho fit destroying a portrait he’s spent 6 months painting…..Yes…I am being fucking serious.

By this point, I’m already bored, sure it’s kinda nuts that a stalker is pretending to be a girl badly to get back on Lohan’s Facebook while talking about himself in the third person and the fact that Lohan and Ronson are interacting with this fake profile because they are idiots making him think he’s tricked them and is getting closer to them, but he said something to me from his fake profile, talking about himself in the third person that I felt I should leave with you to close off the week, because it brings the Holiday spirit into my shithole I call home, and I hope it brings it into yours…..

he had dreams about lindsay when his ex wife left him… he couldnt control his dreams, he has been like that forever
It doesnt make no sense but to me it feels like thr is a connection between thr brains or soemthing
ask her if she dreams about him?
he believes that lohan is his wife in heaven
and his dreams point to that matter
he doesnt want her in this life

Well that’s reassuring….

Lohan better be locking her doors, and should re-think adding randoms to her facebook. I better be getting to fuck to the bar before I fall asleep missing out on another day of this beautiful life…..and you better be clicking on my links….

Sluts Who Will Warm You Up During the Cold
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Being on American Idol is More Shameful Then Doing Gay Porn, But Maybe That’s Just Me, Since I Love Gay Porn….
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One of Paris Hilton’s BFF Caught Totally Naked in the Bathtub
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The Oompa Loompa Army
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Kristen Bell Complex Magazine Outtakes
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Michael Phelps and a Huge Set of Fake Tits…
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Lily Allen See Through Dress With Lacy Thong
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I Don’t Look Down On These People For Stealing Money From a Bum
Cause I Would Do It Too
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The Hottest Pin-Up Girls EVER
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Brooklyn Decker Throwback
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Bianca Beauchamp and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls
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Bunny Boiler Is At The Beach
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Here’s Some Commercial Brad Pitt Did For a Japanese Cell Phone Commercial
That Makes No Sense and is Fucking Amazing
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The Only Person Better at Pretendng to be a Lesbian Than Lohan is Tila Tequila
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Gwenyth Paltrow Most Probably Got a Tit Job
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A Very Britney Christmas
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Reporter Almost Gets Run the Fuck Over
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The Best Way to Save Money Durng the Holidays
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Spin Kick Fail
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Longest Hockey Fight Ever
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God Bless the Hula Hoop
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Alina Vacariu is a Lady in Red
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Pam Anderson’s Ass An’t What It Used to Be
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Pharyan Sparks is in the Kitchen
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Sexy Teen Takes Off Her Bikini
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PArs and Nicole Hate Each Other Again or Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Zelda Babes Will Make You Horny
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How NOT to Drive a Ferrari
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Micro Machines!
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Marry Me Rhianna
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Roselyn Gives a Banana Head
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Ema Watson May Just Get Naked
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Aggiolina Karkampouna is a Mouthful
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Not Your Average Super Hero
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Veronika Simon is a Cowgirl
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Ashley Donahue is a Playboy Babe
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Maybe Skiing Isn’t the Best Career Choice
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Make People Naked in Photoshop
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Fast Food Fisting
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A Mouth Wide Open is a Mouth Too Ready…I Prefer Forcing My Way In…
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Bonus – I Wrote This for a Site and I Expect You To Go There And Comment…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

Dec

From the stepFORUM of the Day

I haven’t had a drink all week and I’ve been missing out on so many miserable times and horrible hangovers. I am not going soft on you, I mean the whole reason my stomach broke on me was from a weekend of some of the hardest drinking of my life, which isn’t saying much, because I like the think everytime I drink is the hardest drinking of my life, but I did end up shoving my hands down an 18 year old girl I don’t know’s ass, tried to convince a group of girls in the girl’s bathroom to use my beer bottle as a dildo cuz it feels good, and not knowing how I got home, but woke up with white crust in my hair, preying that that wasn’t how I got home, if you know what I mean. I am not into getting facials, I find it so demeaning.

Either way, the weekend is coming, I am feeling less like death and here’s a whole lot of shit going on in the stepFORUM to get you through your Friday and carry you into the weekend, the way I plan on being carried out of bars this weekend…This may be the weekend that I die of alcohol poisoning, but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Zoe Duchesne – Blush Lingerie Photoshoot (SFW)
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HOT – Doutzen Kroes and Raquel Zimmermann in V magazine (NSFW)
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Screenshots of Vanessa Upton from Girl On Girl Video (SFW)
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Heidi Klum body painting (SFW)
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Imogen Bailey Nude in Black & White Magazine (NSFW)
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Nicola Mclean – Opening new Ultimo Lingerie Store
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Scarlett Johansson Gorgeous in Cosmo behinds the scenes shoot
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Audrina Patridge – Fila Launch
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HOT – Rosie Jones – 2009 Calendar (NSFW)
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Shenae Grimes – Out in Hollywood
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HOT – Aggiolina Karkampouna in Greek Maxim (NSFW)
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Audrina Partdridge shopping for a bikini
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Kate Winslet @ “The Reader” private screening
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Jordana Brewster
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———Music———

Fall Out Boy – Folie A Deux
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Heavy D – Vibes
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The Best Of Miles Davis & John Coltrane
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Jamie Foxx – Intuition
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Keyshia Cole – A Different Me
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Louis Armstrong – Christmas Through the Years
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Alan Jackson – Live
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Sugarcult – Live Session (iTunes Exclusive)
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World of Warcraft Lich King OST
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———Random——–

OMG
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Mario Soccer Ownage
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Tons of Random Apps Links
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———Movies and TV———

Flight of the Conchords – Season1 complete!
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Leverage – Season 1
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Cadillac Records
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Stiletto DVDSCR
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Ghost Town
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———Sleaziness———

Amazing Busty Young Girl Gets Fucked
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Wasted Youth # 7
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Carmel Moore:- Porn Stars Like It Big
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Assssssss
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Private Castings:- Aisha
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Hot blonde on kitchen table
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anal fisting
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———Screening Room———

Souljabot Kicks Ass!
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Boyfriends
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Flight of the Conchords Lip Dub
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Burger with Aids
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Posted in:stepFORUM