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2011

29

Jun

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely is Overrated at the Tranny Premiere of the Day

This Transformers shit is so overrated….They penetrate the media like it was a cheap hooker in a mining town. Seriously. Stupid story after stupid story about stupidness that happened on set…or drama that happened with Megan Fox and LeBoeuf having sex…or anything to get people talking cuz they know they are sitting on the biggest fucking piece of shit to ever hit theaters….they’re just hoping to break even…and really whether this bitch was Megan Fox or not, they’re all fucking whores to me…and really Rosie Huntington was better off a model, cuz at least she got fucking naked for the cause, instead of this D-List thinking she’s an A-List garbage that’s going on here… Fuck em all and their bullshit…ideally with my tongue.

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely

2011

29

Jun

JWOWW in a Sports Bra Preppng for a Porn Career of the Day

I am thinking it is no secret that JWOWW was set on a porn career before the Jersey Shore shit happened, I mean why else did she get stupid implant, I mean maybe it was to balance out her really big self, but I think trashy bitches getting fucked on camera for money and some noteriety is more believable…

I am only posting these pics cuz her sweat pants are riding her cunt like so many men in the near future are going to be doing to her after the Jersey Shore fame dwindles and she’s left with her Plan A that she got diverted from thanks to the garbage polluting our society that is Jersey Shore…

She’s the worst. Here she is jogging, cuz no one likes a fat pornstar, except maybe those BBW fetishists, but I’m not sure you can count them as people, they too twisted to be human…

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

29

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants….

See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion….

Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

Thanks for using twitter for giving a glimpse into your life…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

29

Jun

Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

This is what I all Selena Gomez getting paid by the producers of Transformers to pretend to be a Shia LeBeouf fan to penetrate a new market of 14 year olds to make their shitty movie succeed….assuming the 14 year olds haven’t all blacklisted her for taking the virginity of their savior Justin Beaver, even though that too is all marketing to divert from the fact that Justin Beaver’s ass belongs to Usher Raymond….both literally and figuratively…..leaving Gomez with nothing but a bunch of adult perverts into chipmunk looking 18 year old sex offenders….maybe that’s what Transformers marketing is trying to do…reach adult perverts….it all makes sense now….

The highlight of the video….her retard looking friend as she adjusts her tits….unless of course you love groupie teens acting like groupie teens cuz you always wanted a groupie teen of your own…but apparently being unemployed and living at your moms doesn’t get you the kind of respect or fame you feel i should…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was sent a flask filled with Vodka from as a Gift from Wolf & Harrison….cuz some people appreciate me….so I took it to the public biking system we have here after sniffing each public bike seat to find the one that smells most like pussy..drinking and staring at bitches while trying to ride the fucking thing until ultimately running into a bitch crossing the street and getting into a really irritating altercation with her drunken boyfriend who wanted me dead…cuz it is summer and the city is alive…the tits and asses are out and drinking and biking is the new drinking and driving…someone shoulda told Ryan Dunn he was being so last year….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites…cuz I’m waking up from my messy, yet pleasurable evening.

Lego Black Ops! Yes! – VIDEO
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25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Cause You Sure as Shit Don’t Have Much Else to Do
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Tracy Morgan Makes Fun of Retards
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How About a Real Life Transformer?
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Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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Check Out Jenny Romero
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Brunette Gets Herself Off
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The Ten Hottest Female Surfers
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How to: Fuck Over Your Current Piece’s EX on Craigslist
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

here’s the latest stepNEWS cuz sometimes I dress up in pantsuits, get my hair and make up did, and pretend I’m on a morning show….it’s strictly for masturbation purposes…but lucky you get the stepNEWS out of it…

I don’t now what I’m talking about….

Man Accused of Inappropriate Touching
Peoria Police are looking for a man who inappropriately touched two young girls inside of a Dollar Tree store.

Michigan Mom: Breastfeeding Brouhaha on the Bus
A mother with a newborn says she got caught up in a breastfeeding brouhaha. The Taylor woman claims a bus driver tried to give her the boot for feeding her baby on board.

Last Effort for Anti-Groping Bill
The Texas House will get a chance vote on a bill that would criminalize inappropriate, invasive searches by federal employees, even though the chances of it passing are a long shot.

Mom ‘Too Drunk’ to Pick Up Kid at School
A St. Paul woman has been charged with two counts of second-degree DWI after trying to pick up her daughter from Monroe Elementary School with a .30 blood-alcohol content, nearly four times the legal limit.

Man Hit by Car, Dies in Passenger Seat
Investigators say a driver was so intoxicated that he struck a man walking along the Gulf Freeway with his Mazda 626 and never realized the victim’s body fell into the passenger side of the car.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So I was standing next to a disgusting white girl. I mean the kind of white girl you assume smells cuz she is so fat she can’t wipe her ass properly and some black guy was looking her up and down saying shit like “Momma…mmm…yeah baby” while giving her “I wanna fuck you in the back alley like the farm animal you are”….

So I tweeted:

If a black dude looks at your white woman like he wants to fuck her it doesn’t mean She is hot it means she’s a white woman

And some black dude from Venice wrote me telling me off for being a racist or some shit….cuz clearly in Venice he’s never met black dudes….and doesn’t know how they act…

So I wrote him….

Venice is as black as a kkk meeting – is @lindsaylohan your neighbor?

He didn’t answer…so I wrote him….

Are you one of brad and angelina’s aids babies? Did they sort you out with a million dollar condo on the beach. Fuxk yourself.

I hate white black dudes who feel entitled to tell me how the black dudes I hang with act….cuz I’m the one hanging with them while that faggot’s at home sipping girlie drinks …

On a side note, twitter fucking sucks…it is some stupid shit…Here are my stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian Dressed Like an Obese Leopard for Halloween/Yesterday….She’s like the Garfield of Leopards…So Clever….
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Olivia Wilde Banging Jake Gyllenhaal Which is Weird Cuz He’s Gay. I’ve Seen it First Hand.
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Craziest Drum Solo Ever
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Total Loser Gets Lucky With a Hot Bitch
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Shia LeBeouf Baned Megan Fox
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True Blood Star Bites Boobs
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Real Celebrity Trash in Their Fake Tits Bikinis
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Some Rihanna Drunk Cleavage
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Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
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Paula LaBaredas is Such a Fucking Whore….
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Courtney Love is a Walking Disease of the Day
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The Kind of Sluts Dreams Are Made Of
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Dumb Blonde of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Women’s Tennis Outfits of All Time
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Rosie Jones X Holly Peers = OMG
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Kate Upton’s Tits Just Jeep Getting Better
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Girl Gets Caught Getting Her Off on Camera
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Guess Who Totally Banged Megan Fox That Isn’t Brian Austin Greene?
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The 15 Most Wanted Sports Hotties on the Web
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Kirsten Dunst Pussy Lip Slip
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Katie Holmes is Looking Less Like a Zombie Lately
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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J Woww’s Tits – Still Huge, Still Fake
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Nicki Minaj’s Ass is Insane
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gotta Love a Hot Blonde
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Nina Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Tan Lines on the Web Cam
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Laura Dore Has a Dump Truck Ass
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In Sick Fuck News: 81-Year-Old Pedophile Busted For Trying To Kidnap A Preteen
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Ash Hollywood
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Beyonce Gallery
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After All This Time I Would Still Bang Drew Barrymore
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Brea Gets Herself Off on Camera
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Julie Henderson SI Swimsuit 2011 Photo Shoot
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Hipster Hottie in a Top Hat
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Penny Cruz is Bangable as Always
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss is Leggy
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Triple Crash – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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These Two Sluts Get Off Together
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Check Out Geisha Rie
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5 Way to Kick a Girkl Out in the Morning
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Eva Mendes is Tired of Being Sexy But she is as Sexy as Ever
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Carolina Catalino is the Hotness
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Jwoww And Her Tits Return To The Jersey Shore
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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Bouncy Tits To New York
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Hot Canadian Melissa Molinaro Shows Some Skin
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Video: Rihanna Falling On Stage….Hahahahaha
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EXCLUSIVE: Larry Crowne Movie Review
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – Use This TO Get Pussy For Free….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

28

Jun

Rosie Jones Sucking Popsicle and Showing Titties of the Day

I don’t keep track of trashy UK Glamour models, cuz I find them all tacky, cheesy bitches on pace with Jersey Shore….not to mention I have this preconceived notion that all bitches from the UK look like mill working industrial revolution syphlitic toothless fat Susan Boyle looking bitch….but I guess that’s just generalizing a pasty, sunless, working class people…without being realistic and remembering some of the hottest pussy comes out of the trailer park, anywhere in the world…

That said, I had no idea who Rosie Jones was when someone sent in a pic of her sucking off a popsicle, but now I do and she looks right proper..

especially in these pics from Loadd showing amazing tits…proper….Shit almost makes me want to go jerk off to the Queen on my money, to get down with the UK but luckily, I don’t have money cuz things would just get awkward…

Either way, here are my new found titties Rosie Jones…I anticipate a long lasting friendship with her….provided i remember who she is two days from now…

c

Posted in:Rosie Jones

2011

28

Jun

Some Unidentified Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot of the Day

Here are some boring Candice Swanepoel modeling pics….I prefer when she’s Showing Nipple….cuz I figured that once you show you round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits…you can never really go back…so seeing her go back…I get annoyed…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel