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2010

18

Oct

Amber Rose Almost Showin’ Twat of the Day

Here is Kanye’s former employee almost showing off her cunt that I can only imagine is a total fucking wasteland….no thanks to Kanye since he is gay and finds sex with girls a scary concept especially since his mother, the world’s greatest women that no other women will ever amount to according to him, is dead….

Amber Rose probably signed a pretty hefty confidentiality agreement so that none of Kanye’s truths come out, but I guess it was worth it since she’s almost famous, viewed as a fashion icon and socialite who is invited to all the great fashion shows on the international scene, and who signed a modeling contract and a whole lot of other upsides that comes with fake dating a homo rapper who wants the world to think he’s no homo….

So girls, remember, whoring yourself out always pays…especially when it’s to famous faggots hiding their faggotness cuz you don’t even have to fuck ’em and you still get the upside…

Now get to work.

Posted in:Amber Rose

2010

18

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Some Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Bar Refaeli is the reason I moved to Israel…not physically but in terms of my masturbation….You see, sometimes, we gotta keep our lonliness fresh by jerking off internationall, spending hours on facebook looking for girls from Tel Aviv in hopes of seeing their bikini albums…and writing them sweet nothings…literally…because the only hebrew I know is “Shalom”….unfortunatley not condusive to getting them masturbating on cam….

It all started because a fake Bar Refaeli profile on twitter befriended me and would write me all kinds of messages…and that was really all it took to win me over…

Then I saw her promo pics in the window of a lingerie store and I’d spend hours staring at them….until the police would ask me to keep walking cuz even they found it weird….

I felt a real connection, and here is the real Bar Refaeli in a campaign for Passionata lingerie company and I think I am in love…she is my new Lohan…we are connect at the soul…and I’d appreciate it if you stopped looking at my internet girlfriend with such perversion in your pervert eyes….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour with a 300 pound homeless man with kidney failure….trying to get enough money to get some drinks by telling people he has kidney failure and is going to die….seemed like an entertaining enough idea for someone like me who has a limited entertainment budget, but shit ended up getting depressing when he grabbed a woman who ignored him by the tits, only for her to run off screaming and for him to hit panic mode….running through saying she deserved it to going off about how the cops are going to get him…to breaking down crying at which point I decided to come back here cuz the internet is a safer, happier place than real life, even if it’s depressing and miserable….espcially when I can’t convince 2400 people to add me to FACEBOOK, I need it for my internet self esteem…

I repeat:

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Here are my stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson Knows How to Get me FUCKING Hard….after I finish Throwing Up
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Ashton and Demi have an Open Marriage….Filled with 3-Somes Cuz Demi is Old
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Get On This
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The 10 Hottest Chicago Women
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Because Web Whore Are a Dime a Dozen and I Know even Your Broke Ass Can Afford That
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Hottest Cheerleaders of NFL Week 3
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Jenna Bentley And Her Big Tits Go, Bouncy Bouncy
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Mike Tyson Remakes Bobby Brown
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AnnaLynne McCord Short Shorts
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Pulling Down Tops on VIDEO
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Lara Stone No Panty Upskirt
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Reese Witherspoon Just Because
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Super Glue Eye Drops, Whoops – VIDEO
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Monica Belucci is Looking as Slutty As Ever
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And Now, The Most Perfect Tits and Ass GIF EVER
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Google’s Street View Captures Dead Bodies in Brazil
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Draya Michelle is Back and Hotter Than Ever
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Gabrielle Union Sexy Behind the Scenes Photoshoot
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Gotta Love When 3 Girlfriends Get It On
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Berlincanka Daniela is One Hot Piece of Slovenian Ass
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Here’s the Trailer for That New Movie Where Christina Aguilera is a Giant Dancing Slut
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Donna And Her Friends Get Down With the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Marisa Miller New Captain Morgan Trailer
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The Top 5 Quotes From Last Night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season Premiere (Worth Reading!!!)
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If Anyone Could Make Me Want to Move to Germany, It’s This Chick
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Milla Jovovich isHotter Than Ever
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Ashley Has Got One Hot Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Oksana Grigorieva is Bat Shit Crazy, But I’d Still Bone Her
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Mandy Dee is All Sorts of Sexy
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Got The Classiest Cleavage
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Olivia Munn in FHM Australia
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Miranda Kerr’s Early And Non-Pregnant Christmas Gift
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Tila Tequila Talks About Her Sex Tape of the Day

The highlight of this video is how full of shit Tila Tequila is….clearly she’s medicated and I am pretty sure she’s talking to one of her personalities in this video, because I highly doubt there’s a boyfriend extorting her and I am pretty sure she is the one doing everything she can to try to get herself famous by releasing a sex tape…

She’s slurring her words, she’s a mess, showing off her fake tits, and this is almost as sad as when she posted a stripshow and only 50,000 people watched the shit…

I know teen girls who get more views than that for posting videos of themselves brushing their teeth….

Only 20,000 people bothered watching this bullshit….it was posted 2 days ago….so I figure I should help her as she continues to fall apart into the fucking disaster she is…

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

18

Oct

One of the Shannon Twins Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know if this Shannon Twin is wearing a pair skin-toned colored panties like a granny or not, but considering her career is strictly based on showing her pussy and getting naked…it’s safe to say she isn’t…

I guess this twin is making an appearance with her twat because her sister, in the event you haven’t heard, has just released Karissa Shannon Superstar where she gets fucked by some black opportunistic dude…who figures he can use her little celebrity to boost his non-existant celebrity by telling her she’ll be the next Kim Kardashian….

And the whole thing is a perfect balance of white fucking trash…

The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Dropped Yesterday – And This Preview Clip Started a Fucking Race War….
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To See The Rest of the Pictures of this Shannon Twin Upskirt – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Shannon Twins

2010

18

Oct

Russell Simmons with Some Gold Digger of the Day

Now, I’m not a billionaire but if I was, I would insist the pussy I hang with, especially pussy I know is only with me cuz of my money, cuz growing up with an adult lisp, I never got laid and that’s the whole reason I decided to start my business that made me the man I was, since all girls are money hungry whores, is half naked at all times….especially on the beach….

Seriously, looking at this makes me feel like I am in Muslim country…where the bitches wear their bedsheets to kick it on the beach while getting some sun…

This is boring fucking shit…but I shoulda expected that….no, not cuz he’s black…you racist.

Posted in:Russell Simmons

2010

18

Oct

Lisa Rinna Got New Pussy on her Face Lips of the Day

Lisa Rinna got new lips, which I guess kinda fucks me up, because I don’t know where to go with a post about her as I’ve always just resorted to somehow cross-referencing the shit to the lips in her panties….but then again I don’t think anyone really knows who Lisa Rinna is or what she does…I only know her as the bitch in hollywood with a pussy on her face…and now she’s not even that…She did do PLAYBOY and I have a lot of LISA RINNA POSTS in the archive….but that doesn’t make her hot…the whole fact she looked like the living dead who died when an industrial vaccuum sucked off her face was why I liked her…now I am lost and have no idea where to go….

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2010

18

Oct

Mel B is not Hot of the Day

I realize that Mel B is probably pushing her mid 40s by now, and that no one in their mid 40s have sex appeal, but I guess it’s just hard to come to terms with, when the person in her mid 40s who has no sex appeal, is a bitch you jerked off to 15 years ago cuz she always had hard nipples in her music videos….

I guess these pics are of Mel B reminding us that if everything didn’t work out as amazing as it did for her, she could have always resorted back to being a crack whore…

Or maybe she’s just reminding us of how depressing growin’ fat and old is….

Or maybe she’s not trying to remind us of anything, cuz her scam has been pulled already and she’s just riding that shit totally oblivious to the outside world…and really who fucking cares…there’s no reason for this post and I don’t know why I fucking posted it…I just wasted my time….but I guess that’s the story of my life…

All this to say…bitch needs to get back on dancing with the stars, cuz this baggy dress doesn’t hide the fact that she’s taken her manly abs and traded them in for something all kinds of dumpy….

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Mel B

2010

18

Oct

Charo Performs Sexy Sexy of the Day

This was in the stepNEWS but deseves a post of it’s own….Charo, who is some 69 year old crazy looking bitch from Spain who’s birth name was “María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten”, seriously, and who made a career for herself as an actor or a comedian, or a nutcase….

She performed something called “Sexy, Sexy” that I assume is a song on the Wendy WIlliams show, that I am surprised is actually a show, and shit got fucking weird….

Watch the clip. It is the highlight of my day…possibly of my life…

Posted in:Charo

2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I haven’t posted the news in a while…it’s not because there hasn’t been any news…it is because I am lazy….and shit takes time to find and is the on thing I post that gets a ton of fucking hate….but sometimes I can’t hold back and need to bring it…so here.

14 Year-Old Boy Sexuall Attacks 9 Year-Old Boy on Playground

Breakdancing guy takes out innocent bystander girl at New York City bar…I wonder if he got to fuck her….

Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut, Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops

PA Moms in Trouble for Arranging Fight Between Daughters….The future of this family…will probably end up in porn…

Street Justice in Memphis: Neighbors Beat Up Burglars

Cast of Glee Lend Their Voices for Rape Victims

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

Marisa Miller for Some Magazine of the DAy

I get hate for hating on bitches everyone finds hot…and I am sure if more than one person read this site, I’d get more than one email a month about how offended a dude is cuz I called his favorite bitch who will never fuck him, fat, sloppy, boring, overrated, trashy, etc….

I guess people don’t understand that despite having no standards when it comes to getting my dick wet and sticking it in a warm, wet hole, that really doesn’t even have to be warm and wet, cuz I like the friction better, and it makes crying when I am done less embarrassing, or the shame a lot less for the bitch from lowering herself onto my cock, if the bitch is asleep or dead….

But when it comes to looking at pictures of these bitches who in Marisa Miller’s case look like the stripper who ran away from the stripclub and accidentally landed herself as an extra on some bikini volleyball movie, that lead to more low-level shit, until her 35th birthday when Victoria’s Secret decided to hire her cuz they were in need of a hard faced, middle aged, overrated, fake titty trashcan of a woman who looks all American cuz she is all American….only to have you followers jump up and down like a group of retards at the circus…thinking you were just exposed to something magnificent, when really it’s all just a big marketing lie…

Sure her body is good. Her face is alright. Her hair distracting…but she’s old and looks like a stripper…and I prefer strippers who know they are strippers, not ones who think they are important fixtures in the model world cuz they were in their underwear for Victoria’s Secret…cuz real strippers give a lot less attitude…

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

18

Oct

Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I don’t know if that whole rumor about Gisele being fired from Victoria’s Secret because she was born with a penis and everyone was starting to find out about it is truth, or just made up by me….but I do like to think it is true, because it also allows me to believe that she faked her pregnancy, that her tits are fake and her cock is real, that your American Tom Brady is actually bedding a fucking tranny, cuz he’s one of those dudes in sports who is gay and who doesn’t come out of the closet for fear of how his teammates will react when they fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson and build team spirit, knowing he actually enjoys it and that Brazil Vogue is giving her love cuz ladyboys are a huge part of their culture….while American kinda told her to fuck off….who knows, but I just want you to keep that in mind as you stare at her hot model ass.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Alba British GQ Video of the Day

I don’t know if it was the Mexican music strumming at my heart…bringing back memories of my priest at the orphanage who used to throw bricks at my head…or my mother fucking white American men who were passing through…while I was in the same room….or if Jessica Alba actually is hot in this British GQ photoshoot video…but I am posting it anyway…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

18

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Holiday 2010 of the Day

Looks like some pervert got his hands on his Mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog cuz mom’s are the only ppl still getting this shit by mail, which probably wasn’t that hard since he still lives with her, and scanned the shit like this was the late 90s….I guess it’s a nice fuck you to the advances in technology, but I’m pretty sure it’s not meant to be, but is instead one of those things the pervert hasn’t been able to let go of…..

So here’s Miranda Kerr in lingerie….

Here’s Adriana Lima….post pregnancy…covering up the mom stomach while showing off the mom tits to distract us from the whole mom thing…

Between you and me, I find all these pictures boring and repetitive…we’ve seen it all before Victoria’s Secret….step up your game and push some limits…I’m done with this Sears Catalog grade jerk off material….and need pussy lip to really follow through on what you set out to do in the 80s when you started….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2010

18

Oct

Rasa Zukauskaite is Topless for Fashion of the Day

Here is another girl willing to get topless for promises of fame, fortune and the goodlife…or at least for a promise of getting paid…pretty much the same motivation a stripper has for stripper, I mean if she’s not one of those drug addict strippers just looking for the next fix, or the hooker strippers looking for a new client for afterhours, or a baby momma stripper with 5 kids at home and no dad to help pay for their school supllies, or one of those down on her luck students who got into credit card debt and doesn’t want her parents to think she’s irresponsible and kinda like the whole exhibitionist thing cuz it makes her feel wanted….

Rasa Zukauskaite is showing her tits for Metal Magazine….and although she looks like a bad Madonna in the 80s, or a dirty lesbian…who may or may not have a cock, she’s still showing tit and that’s good enough for me!

And remember everyone, Fashion is semi-pornographic…they just pretend they are all gay and boring….

Posted in:Rasa Zukauskaite