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2011

14

Jun

One of My Life’s Great Tragedies of the Day

It is safe to say the biggest regret I have in my adult life that I can remember is that Coco was in Montreal, which happens to be the city I live in, this past weekend for some Race Car event that took over the city and left me half dead after sneaking into an open bar event, and I didn’t have a chance to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

If I had known, I woulda stepped up my stalking, but instead I only find out about this shit when it is too late….which is convenient cuz I am lazy and even if I did know, I wouldn’t have done anything about it, cuz that’s what being a hermit totally uninterested in all this celebrity trash even though I write about it daily is all about….but I still would have liked to play with her ass like the novelty act it is…

Posted in:Coco

2011

14

Jun

Beyonce Tries to Slut Out in W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what Rihanna did to this bitch’s ego, but she’s leaned up and has decided that she’s sexy…it’s like as soon as Rihanna started making Jay-Z stupid money, Beyonce put down her Popeye Chicken all you can eat whenever you want to eat it VIP Card, and shoved that corporate sponsorship aside, and focused on finding away to upstage, up sex and up sell that island whore, so that her husband goes back to jerking off on her face again, instead to that pair of Rihanna panties he stole from her dressing room that he carries around with him everywhere he goes…if you know what I mean…

Here’s the fruit of her hard work at reclaiming her man….in the form of a W magazine photoshoot sexed up…something Beyonce should never try to be….

I’m definitely not digging this…and for the oversensitive black people out there…and the NCAAP….it’s not a race thing…I just hate Beyonce…

Posted in:Beyonce

2011

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not drunk or hungover anymore…I’m back to my old lazy, unproductive self, but I will tell you one thing, alcohol withdrawal was legendary, the things I saw while hallucinating, from zombies to ghosts to all kind of other weird shit, and the dreams I had that were rudely cut short due to cold sweats were on another level of amazing….I guess I’ll just have to binge like a college kid with tolerance tonight….

Until then, here is the morning hangover dump…

Old People Can’t Figure Out the Computer Camera
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2011 NBA Mock Draft: Cheerleader Edition
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Free Web Cams That Will Bring You to Your Knees
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Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School. Genius.
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Because Web Cam Sluts Like These Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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A Lego Sniper Rifle Won’t Do Much Damage But It’s Still Kinda Awesome
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Even the Fucking Tweens Are Starting to Call Out Lady Gaga and Her Bullshit – VIDEO
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Maliah Michele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Drunk Sluts Get Dirty in the Shower
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The 10 Hottest Reality Show Judges
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Posted in:MHD

2011

14

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some stepNEWS to keep your ignorant ass semi-cultured and socially aware, I mean if you consider a mall cop running a prostitution ring a cultural experience….which conveniently, I do….but not as much of a cultural experience as the teacher buying her student a sex toy…genius….

Mall Cop Arrested, Prostitution of Girl
A security guard at Westfield Wheaton Mall is accused of running a prostitution business. Police say Cooper Kweme admitted to walking around the mall trying to lure young women.

Child Abuser Founded Girls’ School
A Delaware charter school in danger of closing has found out its founder is a convicted child abuser.


Teacher Accused of Sex with Student
A Pasadena teacher is a wanted man after investigators say he had sex with a student at his home and in the classroom.

Man Ordered to Apologize on Twitter – This Scares me…
A judge orders a man to apologize online, for harsh words he used about a company.

Kids Caught Tossing Rocks Off Overpass
A high speed prank on the freeway could have ended in tragedy. Kids throwing rocks off an I-96 overpass messed with the wrong driver down below. Learn what the driver did that led to these bratty kids getting busted.

Police: Teacher Gave Student Sex Toy
A high school teacher faces charges for allegedly giving a student a “sex device” on school property and having inappropriate conversations with her, Montgomery County authorities say.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m still hungover. This is something I should probably take to the doctor. Maybe it’s ebola and I’ll be shitting out my eyeballs in a minute, or maybe I’m just dying of something a little more serious, not that much is more serious than ebola.

Not that you care.

The brother of some reality show from 5 years ago contestant/winner, I’m talking real obscure reality show from 5 years ago, not even a good reality show from 5 years ago, came out of the woodwork to defend his sister’s honor and the whole thing is kinda hilarious.

This is what he wrote, I didn’t really waste my time answering anything clever, I figured that email alone was the gold, especially when you keep in mind that even when the show was on, the bitch in question didn’t exist or matter…if you know what I mean…

You certainly have a way with words , the way you carried on about ”
Brittany Flickinger ” , you don’t know what you are saying . Call up
the largest talent agency in the world and ask them who is on their
list. Find out who is carrying their own weight with their talents ,
and what famous band works with her . Be careful of who you slander
because it may just bite you in your insignificant ass. She is rising
quicker than your pathetic career . You are just about don

I’m slowly getting back into the game….Here are my stepLINKS…

THE MIDDLETON SISTERS IN A STAND-OFF, I LOVE CATTY SIBLING RIVALRY….
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There is nothing funny, interesting, erotic or worth watching in this Katy Perry “Friday Night” I feel compelled to link even though I won’t post the shit…
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MORE LOHAN HOUSE ARREST PORN
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Tori Spelling Drove into a Car
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Rihanna See Braless And See Through In Montreal. Which Makes NO Sense TO Me cuz I live in Montreal and Didn’t See this or get a call from her about hanging out…That hurts me.
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Fashion Camel Toe Party
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People are going nuts for the Conan Dartmouth Speach
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They Say Mary Kate Olsen Is Fucking Kanye West, When They are Really Just Comparing Shopping Lists…
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Taylor Momsen is Still Flashing People
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Tina Fey is Amazing and I Wish All Broads Were as Awesome As Her
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Web Cam Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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Basketball in Poland Looks Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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The Ten Hottest Celebrity Twins
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Jayde Nicole’s Sweet Little Package
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Some Old Weathered Bitch Jogging Porn
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Anthony Weiner is a Fucking Idiot
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Free Cams Shows Because I Like Being Generous
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Greedy Cunt Steals Foul Ball From a Kid – VIDEO
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Weirdest Nipples I’ve Ever Seen – VIDEO
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Erin Andrews: Her 25 Hottest Off the Field Moments
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Aimee Teegarden Panty Peek
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Some Cameron Diaz Just Because
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Maya Gets All Leathery For Some Gay Price Event
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JWoww Boobs Helping Boobs
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More Slutty Taylor Momsen
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I Love when Sluts Dress Like Sluts at Weddings
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Alexis Texas Is An Effective Tweeter
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INSANE Audi Race Crash – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Get a Load of Emmaly
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What Do Kids Think of Lady Gaga?
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Kacey Jordan and Sara Jaymes Get It On
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More Fashion Model Bobbies: Crystal Renn In China Girls
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Dakota Fanning is Looking Sexy
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She’s Taking Off Her Panties
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I Wanna Be All Over Natalia
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What’s With Hipster Chicks Dressing Like 6 Year Olds
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I Love Bollywood Hottie Aishwarya Rai
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Busty Teens on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Leah Francis
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Big Dyke or No Big Dyke, Jane Lynch is Hilarious
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How To: Shark Your Girlfriend
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Old People Can’t Figure Out a Webcam
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Conan O’Brien Talks To Dartmouth Grads and It’s Awesome
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Will.I.Am is a Moron
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Jessica Alba Pregnant Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian Cheating Scandal Is A Scandal
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Kanye West’s Girlfriend Shows Her Bare Cunt In No Panty Upskirt
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Taylor Momsen Shows Off Her Tits In England
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Snooki Has A Cot On Her Knee, Probably From Sucking Cock
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2011

13

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Great Tits have a House Arrest Party of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Lindsay Lohan House Arrest rooftop party pictures, cuz the paparazzi agency her PR company hired to shoot the pics, isn’t nice to me…but luckily, this is the internet and I can just link out to the shit….not to mention her sheer top showing off her nipple on her amazing fake tits, even though I hate fake tits, but these are some high cost fake tits, is a lot more fun to look at….and really I’m just posting the house arrest pics to outline the mockery that is the American legal system when it comes to celebs….I have a friend who robbed a jewelry store, and motherfucker did 5 years of hard time…meanwhile this drunken bitch is having a party in her house, cuz she can’t leave her life of luxury to hit up the outside world, she’s got Maids for that….

I call this living the fucking dream, I’m just offended I never got my invite.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

13

Jun

Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing…

This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off…

I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy.

I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank…

This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

13

Jun

Angelina Jolie Not Wearing Make-Up for Louis Vuitton of the DAy

So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to….

More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something..

Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2011

13

Jun

Jaime King in a Bikini of the Day

Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…..

She’s in a bikini, even though there should be a cut off date, just based on principle, where a bitch shouldn’t be allowed in a bikini, even if she’s not fat and people can still jerk off to her in a bikini, cuz we need to lead by fucking example, as more 35 year olds don’t look like this, so we don’t want them getting any ideas that make them think that they do….or that they can pull it off too…cuz more 35 year olds are moms with mom bodies not ex heroin addict bodies….

But then again, who really cares about what I think….

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Posted in:Jaime King

2011

13

Jun

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd with her electrical tape clad titties yesterday, cuz she’s starved for attention, showing the world just how rock she is, cuz she just doesn’t give a fuck, you see years of being a childstar make you hard…..you know essentially nothing but a bullshit hustle, for a bullshit girl, who will have no choice but to fuck on camera when she finally does turn 18, cuz that’s where she’s at right now…..

The whole Taylor thing is useless and waste of time, or as useless and a waste of time as a teen flashing her tits can be, which I guess isn’t really useless or a waste of time at all, but she’s still a fucking try hard joke who shouldn’t exist….even if she wins us perverts over.

On a side note, I’m so good at the internet I got you this genius clip of the flashing…

You’d think people coulda got some better footage…Oh well.

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2011

13

Jun

Mia Michaels Big on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Mia Michaels

2011

13

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson Fake Whore Tits of the Day

Here’s some real deal horrible porn pussy , Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy, brought her horrible donkey face out to some bullshit event, and I almost appreciate her attempt to use her fake tits to distract us from her horrible face…you know cuz using her fake tits is all she really knows…and they are the reason she’s made it this far in a career that should never have really existed based on her skill set alone…unfortunately, fake tits dont impress me at all…they aren’t even expensive…even crackwhores I know can manage to save 5k if they really want to….

What does impress me is that she released a sex tape that failed a few years ago, the peak of my career wasn’t writing this SEX TAPE REVIEW , because sex tapes don’t impress me, cuz like implants, they are easy to do…but I do like watching them…..but the fact that it was shot when she was 19, natural titty and had a pussy of someone you’d expect to have 4-6 kids and a few large penis rapes under their belt…..


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Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson

2011

13

Jun

Christie Brinkley Had the Hottest Tits at he Gayest Night in Showbiz of the Day

Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.

Posted in:Christie Brinkley

2011

13

Jun

Ciara Showing Off Tit for Bullshit of the Day

Unless Ciara starts dating Kanye West, I’m gonna say she’s not a man…..because a few years ago, back when she was semi-relevant with a song about sucking dick in the park, there was a rumor going around that she was a man, cuz men who dress like women like to suck dick in the park, and sure there is no guarantee that that rumor wasn’t actually truth, but based on her tits, I’m gonna assume it was the weirdest publicity stunt in the history of trying to be a celebrity…and here are those tits.

Posted in:Ciara

2011

13

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations…

That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires…

You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do…

But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr