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2011

02

Dec

The Lavignes Lookin Hot of the Day

The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2011

02

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Best news feed on the internet…fuck you.

Charged in Detroit Prostitution Ring Case
An alleged Detroit-based prostitution ring is busted by a state task force. Three women and two men are now in custody. They’re accused of running a human trafficking operation. Be sure to check out the lawyer’s fresh hat. It’s stylin’!

Houston Cop Caught Texting While Driving Motorcycle
A Texas woman says she caught a Houston Police officer texting while driving in traffic.

PA Prostitution Sting Nets Six Arrests
A Pennsylvania hotel teamed up with local authorities to bust a prostitution ring

Woman Finds Fake Money In Bathroom Wall
A brother and sister got more than they bargained for during a home remodel. Stashed inside the walls of their house they found sheets of counterfeit cash. Now the Secret Service is getting involved.

Kentucky Woman Banned From Church For Interracial Relationship
A Kentucky woman’s Baptist church has outlawed has outlawed her fiance because he’s not white.

Extreme Frisbee Throw
In Australia a man nailed a 500 ft frisbee throw to his friend jumping out of a motorboat
http://www.redlasso.com/uncategorized/spectacular-extreme-frisbee-throw/

Tree Falls On Kansas Cop While Driving
http://www.redlasso.com/finance/caught-on-tape-tree-falls-on-kansas-cop-while-driving/

Colorado Sheriff Arrested For Trading Drugs For Sex
A former Araphoe County Sheriff was arrested for trading meth for sex.

High School Dance Ban In Arlington, Massachusetts
ARLINGTON – It sounds like a Hollywood movie: high school students banned from dancing. But this isn’t “Footloose,” this is in Arlington, where all school dances have been suspended because of lewd dancing and underage drinking.

Florida Pit Bull Defends Neighborhood From Bear
It was an epic battle between a black bear and a dog in Lake County, and the judges rule it a draw. Now families who live in the Tavares neighborhood want the bear removed before another attack happens.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

02

Dec

Jenna Dewan Almost an Upskirt, Dress in the Wind of the Day

Her name is Jenna Dewan, she’s been in a handful of B-Movies, although she’s probably more D-Rated….She is married to some dude named Channing Tatum, who is apparently some actor in a whole lot of movies targeted to horny teen girls….and the only thing interesting about her, other than her white dress fighting with the wind, is that she has a history of being a dancer…

Posted in:Jenna Dewan

2011

02

Dec

Amanda Fuller Average Titties from Red, White, and Blue of the Day

This is an old movie I’ve never seen or heard of, probably straight to DVD, but it’s got a girl named Amanda Fuller showing her tit in it, partaking in some kind of orgy like some kind of slut, so I figured I’d post it, even if it came out on DVD back in in May. I’m on top of things like the black dude in this movie is onto her….

You may not remember Amanda Fuller but she was Tina Pinciotti in an episode of That 70s Show…..and more interestinglly….she was Katie in an episode of Walker Texas Ranger….

And this may be her making cinematic history and I’m real fucking happy to be part of it…now watch the clip….in good old fashioned “I watch movies for the nudity” hustle.

Posted in:Amanda Fuller

2011

02

Dec

Top Girls Making Music With Tit Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I figure since my life is like one big drawn out song that annoys as much as it inspires as much as it make you cry….I might as well make today’s stepLIST Youtube Fetish List about song….

So today’s fetish people definitely jerk off to cuz Youtube is a pornsite is Girls Making Music with Tit…..Enjoy…

Some Titty FLute to Geet You in Holiday Spirit

Baby thinks boobs are drums….

This is Called Boob Horn….

These titties dance -> to Ragtime…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fuck the internet and the horse it rode in on….I got fan mail for the first time in what feels like a decade but was probably only a week or two and It’s given me an ego boost that makes me feel like I just ejaculated inside the girl on TWITTER who keeps calling me a fucking sex offender….cunt needs to learn a thing or two about sex offenders by being sex offended before throwing that shit around loosely…

Here’s some shit going on on the internet yo.

Frisbee’s Are For Fucking Idiots, But Even I Will Admit This is Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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Jeri is a Southern Type of Slut
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30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges
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The Best Part About Skateboarding Really is When They Fall
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Free Cam Shows. Make Friday the Best It Can Be
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Photographer Chelsea Rochelle’s Sexiest Snaps
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Tom Cruise’s Sweaty Pits
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Girl on Girl: Rali Ivanova and Jessica Vaugn
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Chubby Girl and a Vibrator
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Live Sex Shows, You Will Love It
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So a dude from Africa wrote me on Facebook ….

hav u become suicidal yet

Now this is a dude who consistently asks me if I’ve come out of the closet….cuz he himself is likely gay…..but that shit isn’t good in Africa….

So I decided to fuck with him….

I wrote…

why would i? i make millions. i fuck hot bitches everyday. i drive a luxury automobile. i have a house in the caribbean and one in the south of france
and my mansion staff as all bitches in lingerie….but I prefer my 3 boats
life’s good teabag tshepe….

Then I continued….

how about you ?vhave yhave contracted HIV yet? have you been forced to eat sand and flys off starving babies to survive ? this is africa
that’s the translation of the shakira song right?

He isn’t answering anymore…even though the truth is I just masturbate to Christmas cuz it feels like home…in this shitty basement one roomed hell….after trying to drink my pain away….but he doesn’t need to know that…

Here are the stepLINKS…Goodtimes….

This Deformed pig has big cleavage and annoys the fuck out of me
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this Deformed Pig Walks On It’s Hind Legs and It’s Fucking Creepy – VIDEO
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Live Cam Show Sexiness
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Real Life Action Figure
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Mariah Carey Thne and Now in Slutty Santa Gear
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Rosie Hungtington Whiteley Hotness in GQ Russia
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If You Missed this Video – You Need to See It….FUCKED UP
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Katy Perry Fat and Ugly at Some Grammy Bullshit
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When Rockets Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Lanya Gets Super Sexy By the Pool
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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Calendar — Now THAT’s a Lingerie Collection
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Angelina Jolie’s 10 Craziest Moments
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Olivia Munn’s Sweet FHM Physique
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Jessica Lowndes Upskirt, No Panties
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Cute Teen and Pussy Play – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Athletes to Watch for in 2012
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Adrianne Curry And Aubrey O’Day Nude Twitpics
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Scarlettt Johansson VERSUS Blake Lively – BITCH FIGHT
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Ashley Greene Hotness
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Santa Suit Style Showdown: Mariah Carey vs. Mariah Carey
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Courtney Stodden Teaches Her Husband About Trains….mmm, hmm!
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Doutzen Kroes is as Sexy as Ever
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Jade Ewan is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Penny Flame is Thick and Curvey
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Preview Of Amber Rose Gay Scene And Rocsi’s Sucking Face Scene From Gang Of Roses 2 [Video]
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A Very Sexy Pic Dump
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Louisa Lanewood Has Great Tits
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Making Mainstream Movies Into Masturbatory Magic
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Russian Schoolgirl Shakes That Ass – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Online Pics
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Gotta Love a Long Legged Model Type
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Ladies Who Attended The Fighters Only World MMA Awards
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Riding the Bull FAIL – VIDEO
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JESUS CHRIST JESSICAN SIMPSON IS FUCKING HUGE
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off – VIDEO
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66 Celebrities Who Posed for Playboy
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Jessica Simpsons’ Great Mom TIts from Different ANgles
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Carmen Ortega’s Body is Out of Hand
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Courtney Stodden Sleeps In Full Hair & Make-Up
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Daniel Day Lewis Does the Lincoln
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Deadmau5 and Nokia’s 4D Building Performance
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Dog Eating Dunkaroo Weirdness.
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Olivia Wilde Whoring Out with Jason Bateman
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Kate Hudson Throwback Thong Bikini Pics…
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Top Scary Accidents on Video
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Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Katherine Heigl is a Fat Pig Showing Tit for Funny Or Die
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Some Glee Bitch Named Diana Argon Showing Leg for Nylon
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All the asses from the CULO boook…Fergie’s Got the Weirdest
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LeiLani Dowding Topless Again…..
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Pics and Videos that are fucking EPIC
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Retro Busty!
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Here’s Sophie Read and her stupid fake Big Brother / UK Glam Model Tits in one part of her Nuts 2012 Topless Calendar Shoot….Because I’m not gonna do a post on this useless cunt….but I have the video and figure I’ll share…I’m a god like that…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Dec

Jessica Simpson Reclaims Hot Pregnancy of the Day

The other day I was saying that some girls are hot when they are pregnant cuz the female hormones, the fact they got fucked and cummed in, the new found tits, just look amazing like Hilary Duff….While other pregnant bitches just look fat, dumpy and like they eat too much while complaining, farting and doing all things wrong….like Jessica Simpson….but today that all changed and all it took was a push up bra….I’m so easy to please it is ridiculous…now check out those veiny, hormonal, full of milk and fatness and probably lots of gravy, grease, meat products and processed food….. motherfucking titties…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

01

Dec

Karlie Kloss Naked Victoria’s Secret Tits for Vogue Italia of the DAy

Karlie Kloss is the talk of the town thanks to Victoria’s Secret shitty informercial fashion show….People are ripping her apart for being too skinny and disgusting….or ripping Victoria’s Secret apart for acting like they found her in Walmart, when reality is she’s been in high fashion for a while….but more interestingly enough…she gets naked for fashion like in this shoot for Vogue Italia where you can see her big old tits perfect to be shoved into a push up bra…all padded to look like D-Cups…cuz that’s what millions of dollars in product development do to a set of tit….and here are the vagina-less pics….of her looking hot enough, skinny enough, and fit enough for me…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2011

01

Dec

Pippa Middleton Still Hasn’t Gone Bad of the Day

Dear Pippa – I am still waiting for you to piss off your family by being a dirty little slut….humiliating them to let them know there is more to life that your sister and her royal family prostitution that made her a queen….you know to assert yourself as your own kind of queen by exposing your genitals…Get on that cuz these sweater/nun influenced conservative shit that I can’t jerk off to even if I know there’s a whore burning up under them…just doesn’t cut it… Thanks in advance….regards….sincerely…..etc…
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Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

01

Dec

Doutzen Kroes is Not Half Naked of the Day

Here’s Victoria’s Secret model not half naked…..which may make you ask yourself why the fuck I am bothering posting pics of a bitch who gets paid to be half naked for the world it see in her fucking jacket…Is it because I’m an asshole reminding you that winter is here and that for most of us this is what’s going to happen to all the hot bitches around us….making creeping in the park…just cold, lonely and sad…..or is it because I don’t have anything else to post and I’m stretching this shit content as far as I can go….Or is it cuz models who get half naked often have their faces ignored and Doutzen needs her face embraced or cummed all over….who fucking knows…I just know I’m posting them…

But I will link some pics of her in a bikini ….. in a thong ….. Posing Sexy …. Some Nipple and some more nipple ….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2011

01

Dec

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy….

Which reminds me of his hotness…..

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

01

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in Some Dumpy Hip Hop Pants of the Day

I don’t know why Elisabetta Canalis is dressed kinda like a dude I know who is trying to launch a rap career…pants around her ass like a skater boy Avril Lavigne once sang about…I know they call this shit Boyfriend jeans, but I think it’s cuz it makes a dude feel like a fag checking out her fucking ass, cuz it makes her ass look like she may just be your homo boyfriend…

I do know that for someone trying to hold on an inch of fame….so hard she did Dancing with the Stars before even being a Star in AMerica other than Clooney’s anus he fucked….She should be trying harder.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2011

01

Dec

Natalie Portman Looks Better in Lesbian Scenes Than Mom Scenes of the Day

You know what ruins a bitch…pregnancy…

There is just nothing hot, except maybe the breast feeding in public, the open-mindedness to wearing tight pants to the gym to kill the pregnancy weight, the fact that their miserable decision will lead to straying from the dream they thought they were living before realizing it was hell…..about motherhood.

Here is Natalie Portman a favorite to jewish guys and nerds alike cuz she once brought hope but now brings disappointment….

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2011

01

Dec

Emily Blunt is Not Hot of the Day

If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…

Posted in:Emily Blunt