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2009

24

Jul

Bar Rafaeli Takes Her Isreali Tits Partying of the Day

It’s girls like Bar Rafaeli, the guy who owns the Jewish deli down the street from me who gives me free coffee, the lawyer I had who got me out of some bullshit and the doctor I had that cured my bleeding stomach and I am sure there are others out there, who all make me happy that Hilter didn’t wipe out all of the Jews, but I’m sure in his genocide he got a few bad ones…

Here she is partying at some club with her tits.

Posted in:Bar Rafaeli|Israeli|Tits

2009

24

Jul

Ready to Drop Sluts Bump into Each Other of the Day

I always find it funny when I see pregnant girls standing together, not because of all the bitching and complaining and moaning about how they are retaining water, how they are craving weird foods, or any of that other moody shit that goes on with pregnant chicks, but because I like identifying the bitches who don’t used contraceptives and who don’t believe in abortion so that I can warn my friends to stay the fuck away from them when their perfect little family lives fall apart and they are left with nothing but a broken home, kids they don’t want and a shittier body than when they started this whole baby making bullshit. I also like the farting and the talking about various gyno experiences, but that’s just because I like all things vagina, even if the fuckin’ thing is on it’s last legs, I mean that’s the whole reason I cruise the cancer ward in the hospital…..

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Nicole Richie|Pregnant

2009

24

Jul

Katie Price is Promoting More Shit of the Day

What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a retard baby to marrying a sister to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2009

24

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive and She’s in Some Shorts of the Day

Tara Reid was at some party and I thought she was trying to seduce the bottles of booze, at least it looks like she’s coming onto it pretty hard, all pussy out and ready to take it all in, but it turns out she’s got a new man and his name is Michael Axtmann….

Now, Michael Axtmann is a really lucky guy. Not only did he get Tara Reid ten years after her prime, you know so that he doesn’t have to deal with pretty much anyone wanting to fuck her, except for maybe a few latch-ons who can’t let go, because after years of hard drinking and drug use while not working, people tend to forget about you, as long as they are OCD creepy chronic masturbations, but he also gets Carson Daly’s sloppy fuckin’ seconds and that’s something I’m not too sure I’d be able to live with, I’m talking murder suicide after someone tells me a bitch I am with banged Carson Daly, no matter how much younger or crazier she was. Not to mention everytime he pulls down her pants, not only does he see Carson lookin’ back at him, but he also realizes he’s hallucinating thanks to whatever fumes she’s got seeping out of her pussy, pores and pretty much all her orifices as her body tries to eliminate the pollution.

I guess the good news for her is that he’s German and has no problem with the fact that she’s lost control of her bowels, if anything that’s probably the reason why he’s with her…

And here she is in shorts and I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Beach|Love|Shorts|Tara Reid

2009

24

Jul

From the stepFORUM of the Day

So I posted the pee girl pictures in the stepFORUM. Go find them. While you do, check out some of the other amazingness going on there…because there’s a lot of it…I mean my friend peeing on a chick we just met while I watched isn’t the only good thing going on in the world, it’s just the only good thing going on in my world…

Register to See Everything and Get Involved!
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———Celebs———

HOT – Alice Goodwin – Red Hot Summer – Zoo Mag (NSFW)
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HOT – Arianny Celeste (UFC Ring Girl) At The Gym (SFW)
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Lindsay Lohan in blue dress leaving Samantha Ronson’s place
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Lacey Schwimmer is Hot
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Tara Reid in denim shorts @ beach in St. Tropez
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Sarah Michelle Gellar headed to pilates class
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Rachel Sterling Leaving Bardot in LA
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Jamie Gunns – Lingerie Photoshoot (sort of NSFW)
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Jordana Brewster – Looking Hot in jeans out in Beverly Hills
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Audrina Patridge Arriving at Comic-Con
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Rachel Roberts *SWEET CLEAVE*
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Jennifer Connelly – Bikini Candids in Bora Bora
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HOT – Miss Australia in a bikini during Aussie Fashion Week (SFW)
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Avril Lavigne @ VIP Room in St-Tropez
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Christina Ricci @ 2009 Giffoni Festival
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Carrie Underwood in some tight T-shirt shopping
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———Random——–

A Quarter Million Post-Its? (video)
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David after dentist with Christian Bale (video)
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Vader Hammers!! (video)
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Sceeeeeeene Chicks (some NSFW)
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OUCH! KRYPTONITE LOCK to the face!! (video)
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Why does nobody know how to please a woman? (sfw pic)
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You like Beach Volleyball chicks dont ya? (some NSFW)
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I need this in my life (NSFW)
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Awwwwwww
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Calvin Harris Promo
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I am – Random Link of the Day (CLICK ME)
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Random Link #2
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———E-books———

Photoshop CS4 100 Tips Simplified
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Star Trek – Spock: Reflections #1
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X-MEN ORIGIN: COLOSSUS #1
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Transformers: All Hail Megatron
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———Audio Books———

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Christopher Paolini – Eragon
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Sun Tzu – The Art of War
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———Sleaziness———

Random Ams to start your day… courtesy of Maxbaily
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Mia Rose – Defend Our Porn
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Morgan – Sexy Teaser
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Big Mouthful: Taylor Rain
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Young and Top heavy
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Facial Fest – Katie Summers
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Violet Erotica – Jungle Girl
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Behold… the power of Ass
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Mon Gives Anal – Emilia and Nicholas
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Big Mouthful: British Hottie Carmel Moore
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Some more of Max’s Ams
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Tug Jobs – Allyson
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Her first Black cock cuckold and her man eats the pussy after
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So hot!
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Katie Kaos – Bathing Suit (FIRECROTCH!!)
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Mr Happy’s Glory Hole:- Lizzy Styles
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Posted in:stepFORUM

2009

24

Jul

My Prayers Have Been Answered of the Day

I am hoping that they make this Amy Winehouse perfume the way they make maple syrup, and that’s by tappin’ directly into the source and letting the sap slowly drip into a bucket before boilin it and sending it around the world for all kids to enjoy, because if you’ve ever read the site, one of life’s biggest turn ons for me, as well as one of life’s biggest mysteries is what level of decomposition her pussy is at. Does shit smell like bones, or does it smell like my old man neighbor who was dead for 6 months before they found him, because I just assumed the smell was coming from my wife’s ass, or is shit just in the gangrene stage…because I know for a fact shit doesn’t smell like roses, even after she whore showers the shit with other people’s perfume.

I know, I am probably late on this story, but it’s news to me, and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Perfume

2009

24

Jul

Some Models Getting Topless in a Hotel Bar Video of the Day

I got this email:

We captured some footage of some models taking their tops off at the celeb-infested Rose Bar in The Gramercy Park Hotel. It was written up in Page Six in the NY Post: We have an uncut, racy clip and wanted to see if you’d be interested in posting it on your site.

The answer is yes. Sure I don’t get what is going on in the video, but shit, if it’s models getting topless in a bar, I’m down, even if I can’t jerk off to the video….

Posted in:Gramercy Park Hotel|Page Six|Topless Models

2009

24

Jul

Some Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

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I don’t know much about fashion and I don’t know much about bikinis. I just know that I don’t see nearly enough of them in my everyday life, because this city sucks and is not on a beach, and I suck and can’t afford to be on a beach, so I’m forced to turn to shitty quality runway pictures of sluts strutting their shit in bikinis, when really my face should be the fuckin runway, and their pussies be fuckin’ landin’ on it.

I guess there’s no real information in this post. No fashion designer name….so that if you want to go out and buy one you can’t and I guess that’s all part of me making this site even more useless than it is….Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini

2009

24

Jul

French People Harassing a Stewardess of the Day

This video is fucking weird. If I was on the plane I would have jumped the motherfucker and made a citizen arrest or some shit, because this loud piece of shit would be disrupting my drinking during the crucial pre-takeoff part of the flight. I’d hoe to go some undercover agents were onboard to shoot the motherfucker, because not only is he french, he’s fucking annoying, but for some reason he got away with the shit. Watch the video….

Posted in:French People|Plane|Stewardess

2009

24

Jul

Shenae “nay” Grimes and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…

Posted in:See Thru|Shenae Grimes

2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to hitchhike to a Caribbean resort to sit in the sun and sip cocktails, I’m tired of the shitty weathing here, because combined with my shitty apartment, my shitty bank account, my shitty wife, my shitty drinking problem and my shitty general health, it makes for a pretty shitty fuckin’ time. Not to mention, I can find myself my very own Rihanna to nurture and cultivate into makin’ me money, whether she knows how to sing or not, I figure I can buy her from her family for a goat, so see you all in fuckin’ hell, but before I go, here are my links for the day….

Find a Worthy Slut Here
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This Chick Rebbie Jackson is News to Fuckin Me
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Let’s Take a Trip Dwon Nintendo Memory Lane
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Drunk Bitch Gets Tossed Out of a Club – VIDEO
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Alyssa Milano is Still Lookin Good
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How About Two Sluts in a Light Saber Strip Fight?
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Devon Aoki Nipple Slip Throwback
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TORRIE WILSON HAS THE HOTTEST ASS OF ALL TIME!
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Las Vegas Bikini Poo Party
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I Almost Forgot How BAd I Wanna Bang Freida Pinto
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A Girls On Their Knees Gallery
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Holy Fuck, Remember Bobcat Goldthwait
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Reality Whore Stew!!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jude Law Seems Like a REall Swell Guy, And By Swell Guy I Mean a Women Beater
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Patrizio D’Addario is Some Italian Escort the Prime Minister is Italy is Bangin
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Marc Anthony Now Owns Part of the Miami Dolphins
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Meggans Gallery is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse is Back in Court
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A Naked Cowboy Running For NYC Mayor!
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Are Hanging Out Together. Amazing
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Lucy is Wet and Soapy
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Italian TV is AMAZING and Here’s Why
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MILF Gets Fucked
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Kayden Cross and Teh Great Outdoors
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Cutting Edge of….Balloon Delivery
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Rupert Everett is Constantly Mouthing Off About Everyone and I Love It
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Meet Jaime Hammer
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Mickey Rourke is Drunk
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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Shyla Styles is Hardcore
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Simi Would Make My Life a Whole Lot Better
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Okay Ed Westwick is Totally Gay
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Kelly and Mellissa Are Kissing
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I Want to Meet The Guys Who Stole These Two Trucks and Shake Their Hands
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Hwy The Fuck Did Solange Shave Her Head?!
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Kitty on a Piano Warmed Even My Black Heart
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There’s Something Fishy
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Aria Giovanni is in a Red Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Versus Fergie
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And Here’s Some Naked Alyssa Milano
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Jul

Some Amy Winehouse Masturbation Pictures of the Day

Amy Winehouse is a festish of mine. Maybe I just like imagining what something with a rotting mouth’s vagina would taste like, but I think it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s about to die, making her a prime candidate to move in on, marry and ride her royalty train until my own impending death, and that’s fuckin’ porno to me, but it could have to do with her hot tits on that frail little body, and here she is cockteasing me while going to court to defend her honor….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2009

23

Jul

Eva Longoria’s is American of the Day

We get it Eva, you’re insecure about being a Mexican because other Americans look down on your border jumpin’ strategy to get into the country, where you are forced to work illegally, hoping to never get caught and deported, but that doesn’t mean you have to overcompensate and dress like the fuckin’ flag. It’s like that time I overcompensated for being a mexican immigrant by trying to get a job and showing the world we’re not lazy, before realizing that was a stupid idea, so I got fired and was forced to live off my wife.

Posted in:American|Eva Longoria

2009

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Attacked By a Tall Chick of the Day

You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is. What is worth talking about is how a friend of mine fucked the dude from Star Wars the Next Generation’s sister, because she lives in Toronto and is pretty fucking accessible, but I don’t remember the details of the story and shit’s posted somewhere on the site from years ago, but I think it has something to do with her diggin’ anal, which could be a lie, and I’m just basing it on what I assume her older brother likes, because he’s gotta be gay…

Posted in:Legs|Rachel Bilson

2009

23

Jul

Mila Jovovich is a Monster of the Day

I thought Mila Jovovich fell off the radar because she was heavily pregnant and probably had her kid and was raising the shit, I didn’t think she was off getting a sex change. I mean not that she looks that much like a man in these pictures, but she looks like she’s been in a held hostage in communist Russia for war crimes and they’ve re-programmed her to be some killing machine, like one of her stupid movies, but maybe she’s just not the hot model everyone loved in the 90s, and I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decide to start avoiding the sun, because you’re a mother now and skin cancer is irresponsible parenting…. I don’t know what i am talking about, but I know it must be good, and I’d totally be my friend, if I didn’t hate myself, especially after wriitng garbage like this post…..

Posted in:Mila Jovovich|Monster