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2011

11

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked ….

I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

11

Feb

Kate Moss Fucks Purses for Longchamps of the Day

I found a new fetish….aging models who probably have AIDS thanks to needle sharing rockstar ex boyfriends who don’t shower….posing suggestively with purses….making me want to fill them up with unnecessary things….like my genitals….

Kate Moss is hot, any way you dice it and I’m just happy to be staring at new pictures of her nipples, cuz bitch cleans up nicely, but still brings the gutter looking stinky bitch you’d expect to pay 5 dollars for a blowjob in her spare time, making her a well-balanced perfection…

Here she is for Longchamp , the purse people.

No they aren’t paying me the million dollars they are paying the fashion magazines, even though more people see it here.

I’m officially scammed by Longchamp .

Enjoy…the pics…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

11

Feb

Some Big Tit Friday Big Tit Weirdness of the Day

I can’t land advertisers cuz I post nipples on the site, so I should make this whole site about nipples…cuz really I’m already being punished for the shit by not making the millioms I think I deserve so I might as well not hold back on my posts…not that I really do…but I don’t want a porn site, but naked bitches aren’t really porn to me…but then again what is porn….to some people clothed bitches are porn…sexuality is just a weird thing that one thing is funny or weird to one that is normal and erotic to another or offensive to another…you just can’t please everyone..

I’m sure there are people who jerk off to fox news, or huffington post, or google image searches for flowers…you know what I mean…so many grey areas and as far as I’m concerned – this video is safe for always…

I am hoping there’s no one jerking off to this shit though….cuz it’s disgusting…I blame nuclear warfare….but that you Asia for not only making my soiled sweatpants, but also for making me my day.

Posted in:amateur

2011

11

Feb

JWOWW in a See Through Dress of the Day

JWOWW did some fashion show for Richie Rich. He normally uses Pam Anderson, but I guess since the milk in her fake tits is expired, he went for someone with a little more of a name, something that make Pam Anderson want to kill herself, cuz being replaced by JWOWW is a fate worse than death….proving that all you need in America is a set of fake tits to get by….talent, substance and intelligence don’t matter…but then again…what the fuck do I know, JWOWW is the published author, not me.

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

11

Feb

Oliva Wilde Does Flaunt Magazine For Diesel of the Day

This confuses me. I think it’s an ad for Diesel that they are running on Flaunt magazine in some kind of paid co-brand that I don’t understand, cuz I’m not a business man, or a business, man. I still rob my wife blind for drinking money and as pathetic as it sounds, I’m the one not wearing pants who just woke up after passing out at 6 am wasted with my pants around my ankles talking to 18 year old sluts in other timezones on Skype…I’m internation without even leaving my couch…I’ve been to Australia, Europe, Africa and Asia…See the fucking world in webcam slut vagina….if that’s not culture, I don’t know what is….maybe Oliva Wilde is…you know cuz she named herself after the most cliche writer she could think of…I’m changing my name to Jesus Twain…I think people will respond better to me.

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2011

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Please send me hate mail and or pictures of your wife, sister, daughter who is 18, girlfriend, neighbor you stalk, wife….anyone…naked.

I’m bored….and it’s time for you to give back for all the useless nonsense I’ve brought you the last decade…or 6 years that happen to feel like a fucking decade….good thing I’m drunk most of the time…or I’d be depressed with how I’m as stagnant as swamp breeding westnile virus….or what I like to call Lohan’s dyke pussy….

Not that it matters….Here are my stepLINKS….cuz they matter.

If This Story About Jennifer Aniston Banning Heidi Montag From a Movie Premiere is True, She Just Got Ten Thousand Times Cooler in My Book
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Fuck Natalie Portman, Ms Swan as Black Swan Deserves the Oscar! – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Pictures of Irina Shayk
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Because These Sluts Will Help You Make It Through The Week
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Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton And Lily Aldridge Get Sexy Together
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Dita Von Tease or Camille Alves? Who Would You Rather?
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Paintball Gun up the HooHaaa (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian And Taylor Swift Want To Have Sex With Justin Bieber
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Because Toys Make Even Adult Games More Fun
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UK TV Hostess Lizzie Cundy No Panty Upskirt
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Blake Lively is Cleavage-y
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48 Whale Tale Moments
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Salma Hayeks Tits Are Insane
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Tit Flash for Faster Service (NSFW) – VIDEO
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If You Didn’t Already Want to Kill Victoria Beckham, You Will Want to After Reading This
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When Backyard Wrestling Goes Very Wrong – vIDEO
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Meet Justine Bieber – VIDEO
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Carli Banks is Flexible (NSFW)
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Crystal Lee Brings the Hotness
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Selena Gomez Thinks Shes a Rapper – VIDEO
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Towel Dance Striptease (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Karlie Montana and Samantha Ryan Get Nasty
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Supermodel Izabel Goulart Topless
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January Jones Brings the Hotness
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How About Some Self Fisting? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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God I Love Stephen Colbert – VIDEO
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I Love a Cute Little Blonde
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Z-List Reality TV Star Natalie Getz Hits Venice Beach!
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Hot Teen Friends on the Web Cam (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nicole Richie is Leggy
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How About Some Summer Boobs? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Iga Wyrwal Looks Hot in All Black
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The 7 Best TV Characters Who Are Technically Alcoholics
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WHAT THE FUCK -> Couple Arrested For Locking Their Child In A Bathroom For Six Years
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Let’s Laugh at the Kardashians
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Miley Cyrus. A Little Bra And Tattoo Action
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Would You Bang This Underage Prostitute? Probably.
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Vanessa Hudgens Is All Wet, Diiirty And Spread Wide
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

10

Feb

Sarah Stephens Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t really know who this model is. Her name is Sarah Stephens and I am a huge fan of her…but today is the first and only time I’ve ever heard of her…cuz sometimes I think I’ve never heard of a bitch cuz I generally don’t pay enough attention to remember, but this time around it’s legit, she’s a fucking nobody, a nobody on the rise, cuz she knows to get naked in photoshoots for magazines in order to get noticed and make a name for herself.

This photoshoot is hot, and tits for fashion is something I endorse…cuz tits in general is someting I endorse….

All this to say, Sarah Stephens is a keeper….

Posted in:Sarah Stephens

2011

10

Feb

Liza Minnelli Poses with Tits of the Day

This is amazing….Liza Minnelli hanging with a great set of tits….the funny thing is that I’m considered a porn site cuz I’m posting this tame shit…cuz America is uptight…especially corporate America…who don’t get that life with tits is a lot better than pretending tits don’t exist…you know to please the Christians….

Not that you care about my issues, but when they tell me they can’t run an ad on my site and call me inappropriate when my site is so softcore I doubt anyone has ever jerked off to this shit…and if they have…they are sex offending weirdos who jerk off to random bullshit…while these execs are out getting fucked up the ass by whores with strap-ons…or inserting cured meat in their corporate bullshit asses…

Not that you care about my issues, but it’s hypocrisy…people need to take Liza Minelli’s lead and stand next to some great tits…it changes perspective on things….it reminds us where we come from and where we’re going…

I don’t know what that means, I just know these pictures belong on a t-shirt…the weirdest woman in show biz….old school classic performer…reminding us that life isn’t meant to be so censored and controled.

Live a little people….

Posted in:Liza Minnelli

2011

10

Feb

JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day

It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic…

It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .

Posted in:JWOWW

2011

10

Feb

Ali Larter Loving Her Mom TIts of the Day

Ali Larter had a kid and nobody cared cuz she’s only been on one movie…. Well maybe that’s not entirely true cuz I guess she’s a real person with a real family and has a real man who is really screwed cuz now his woman’s got a kid, the worst kind of STD, but I guess you can’t live your life in a negative place and sometimes you gotta look on the bright side, and in this case the bright side is her front side, cuz pregnancy has finally given her the tits she’s been waiting for since she was 12, sure it came with a price, like sacrificing her stomach and ass, but at least for now she’s like fucking a new chick to the baby daddy and that should keep him around a few more months….

Not that this matters in any way whatsoever…

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

10

Feb

January Jones’ For the Farmer’s Daughters Fetishists of the Day

January Jones looks a lot like a 12 year old boy from the 70s about to jump on his BMX to save ET or some shit, but I’m not gonna play that angle, cuz that would be pedo shit, something I like to avoid, so I’ll just play this one up as a farmer’s daughter outfit for those of you who have serious issues and dream about one day having your car break down on some dusty country road, where a helpful farmer invites you to stay in his barn, only to have his busty, curious daughter jump your civilized city dwelling dick, only to get caught after you accidentally hurt one of the pigs, only to have the farmer come out shotgun in hand to chase you away pants around your ankles….

All this to say, January Jones is overrated and the only way she’s hot is if you’ve got a serious fucking imagination.

Posted in:January Jones

2011

10

Feb

Useless Sluts at a Low Level Charity Fashion Show of the Day

There’s nothing like a charity event that brings out all the biggest low level celebrities in one night…..I guess they work on a volume discount for discounted talent in volume mentality where 20 trashy idiots no one cares about or remember but who have been on TV for a minute or two…is far more cost effective than having one big name…cuz it’s a fashion show and they need models…otherwise the event would last 5 minutes…something I am sure every girl you’ve tried to get with both paid and unpaid is familiar with….

Bad jokes make the world go round…remember that…as you re-read this post for the gospel that it is.

Suzanne Somers Needs a Date with her Thighmaster….

Denise Richards Lookin’ Like a Fucking Monster

Eva Amuri not Showing Her Tits Even THough Her Tits are all that Matters….I mean other than her mother’s tits…

Dita Von Teese cuz She really doesn’t matter, if anything she scares the fuck out of me, if anything she’s overrated, if anything Burlesque is for ugly fat chicks with little creativity, if anything I remember her lesbian porn career…if anything, it was no good.

Audrina Patridge was Supposed to be in Red…But Was TOo Stupid to Figure that one out…

Patti Labelle brings the stupid faces and cleavage….

Posted in:Charity Event

2011

10

Feb

Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack…

That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network…

Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

Posted in:amateur

2011

10

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Like Barbara Walters, I bring the hard hitting journalism, but unlike Barbara Walters, I don’t have a hot dried up vagina that looks so big but feels so tight due to lack of lubrication. It’s all about the friction people…

Here is the latest stepNEWS…

Harry Baals is the Best Named Building Ever

Adult Film Awards Draws Protesters
It’s award season… and that includes the porn industry. The XBIZ Adult Film Awards were handed out at the Palladium in Hollywood. The ceremony also drew a crowd of protesters promoting safe sex even though condoms fucking suck…

Naked Driver Hits Center City Pedestrian
Philadelphia police are on the scene at 17th and JFK Boulevard after a bizarre accident involving a pedestrian and a woman not wearing any clothes.

Butt Implant Victim Wanted Hip Hop Career
The U.K. tabloid The Sun has the first images of the British woman who died after a silicone injection at a Philadelphia hotel, and a motive for why she wanted a butt implant procedure.

Teen strangles mother while driving, killing her before car crash
A bad crash shuts down a valley intersection and a car’s passenger was pronounced dead at the scene. Now there’s a twist in the case as police say it wasn’t the crash that killed her. We all have family issues!!

Boy fires rifle into neighbor’s home
A 10-year-old boy may be facing charges for allegedly firing his father’s rifle into a neighbor’s home.

Adult store launches ‘guns for toys’
HUNTSVILLE, A.L. – An adult novelty shop in Alabama has come up with a sexy way to prevent crime.

NY Rep. Lee Sends Sexy Pictures to Woman, Resigns
A married New York congressman accused of sending a shirtless photo of himself to a woman abruptly resigned his seat Wednesday, saying he was quitting because he regretted actions that had hurt his family and others

Texas woman finds razor blade in ice cream cuz it’s a good way to make money….

Detroit Teacher Busted for Drugs

Trick Shot Quarterback Johnny McEntee
Johnny McEntee may not be the starting quarterback for the University of Connecticut football team, but he is definitely becoming a star off the field, becoming a YouTube sensation with his amazing trick shot football throws.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

10

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini of the Day

I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker