I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18…
Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do….
But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini…
It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago….
I don’t know what these pictures are from, who took them…I just know they were sent to me and are apparently Emma Stone…a bitch who is so fucking overrated it is ridiculous…but who has positioned herself to be masturbation fodder for nerds…unfortunately a good place to be because the world is full of nerds and more importantly movie companies are trying to reach the nerds so they cast the bitch over and over again….even though she’s got no sex appeal…or more importantly…no ass….
So Kelly Brook is playing a fat and busty Kate Beckinsale in some shitty movie she landed because she has big tits…it is called Heavy Metal and this is one of the promo pics you probably won’t care about unless you are a virgin loser who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…or if you are just a regular dude who can’t get enough cleavage in leather…cuz lets face it…cleavage in anything is good times….
Here she is doing capoeira on the beach….in what could be her ass in pictures at its very dumpiest….cuz big titties always battle a fat ass playing catch up….her little kid fat chick bikini bottom skirt can’t fool us….
Here’s a real fucking amazing scandal everyone should stop their shitty lives and give a shit about….
Rihanna was in the same club as Chris Brown…a dude she made beat her up to advance her career in exchange of pay-off….or maybe who she just made beat her up cuz Bajan women are apparently insane according to my Bajan friends…..and Drake…a dude she’s apparently been fucking…and I’m sure it’s not the first time Rihanna’s teenage whore turned popstar pussy has been in the same room as two guys who have fucked her, I mean everytime she hangs with her dad and brother over the holidays it happens…I’m just joking I don’t know if she even has a brother, let alone a brother who fucks her….and I only care cuz she’s in a hot outfit….probably to parade around her ex lovers to try and make them jealous, while they are likely fucking way hotter bitches, but in her mind they haven’t got shit on her cuz they aren’t Rihanna….and she’s Rihanna…so take that…..
When I watching the Super Bowl half time show…Like Gisele, I prayed, only not for my husband to win, cuz I knew he couldn’t do it on his own, but for Madonna to have a lip slip while lip syncing….see cuz I watched the shit and she wasn’t out of breath for a fucking second of her miserable performance…..I also prayed she’d have a heart attack, not a fatal one, just one hard enough for her to realize that a senior she should sit the fuck down, class the fuck up, this isn’t geriatric aqua-robics bitch, this is a pop music career and you’re 140 fucking years old…..turns out there is a god…cuz here’s her big old mom pussy….aged from perfection…if you know what I Mean… and if you don’t it is that this performance is fucking hysterical…even if it’s not the best Lip Slip or even an actual Lip Slip…but it’s the best I’ve found so far…and I take what I can get….
If you have absolutely nothing to do….which I am thinking you don’t…because you are on this site….here’s the full celebrity beach bowl including such sluts and Nina Dobrev and Kate Upton…and they aren’t wearing a bikini….so I have no idea why anyone would want to waste their time watching this…but I am posting it anyway….
Miley Cyrus was out in some tube top haller top shit and a pair of shorts jacked up her twat and I figure when a bitch who has been relatively boring compared to her pre-18th birthday days puts a little effort into her whoring out for motherfuckers to jerk off to the shit…we need to collectively support…cuz she’s just one meth hit away from ending up in a trailer park with 6 babies with different daddies after burning through all her Disney money…see cuz she’s ghetto trash and ghetto trash can easily fall into their destiny….it just takes one hit…
My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole….
Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….
Here’s the stepNEWS and it is amazing….that’s why I post it…idiots everywhere…we’re all fucking doomed….
Seattle Woman Offended By Man Watching Porn At Library
A Seattle mother is pushing for policy changes at Seattle libraries after she saw a man watching hardcore porn on one of the library’s computers.
Woman Attacks Burglars With Bottle Of Hot Sauce
Three burglars learned the hard way–you don’t mess with Malisa Gutierrez of Des Moines, Iowa. Guiterrez fought one of them off with a large bottle of hot sauce.
Parents Outraged Over Hazing At Iowa High School
A former freshman wrestler reported that senior teammates allegedly put their genitals in his face and later urinated on him and now parents are calling for the firing administrators.
Parents Outraged That Minnesota Kids Playing ‘Rape Tag’
Parents were livid to find out that their children were playing ‘Rape Tag’ on school grounds during recess and weren’t told about it.
NJ Woman Uses Old Photos In Prostitution Scam
A New Jersey woman posted old photos on a website advertising her services on an escort site and was busted by local police.
Sacramento Man Throws Wallet At Mayor
A man upset that he didn’t get much help after having his identity stolen and threw his wallet at the Sacramento City Council
Missouri Strip Club Finds Nudity Loophole
Bazookas gentlemen’s club in St. Louis, Missouri has found a creative way around nudity laws.
Lohan might as well be dead. So these vintage inspired erotica pics will satisfy those of you who like jerking off to vintage erotica cuz you know the bitch in the picture is no more…likely dead…or in an old folks home…making the whole thing that much naughtier…but I’m into them thanks to her tits….because Lohan has great tits…
You know what, whether she never works in Hollywood again…or the fact that she hasn’t worked in Hollywood for 5 years…or the fact that she’s 24 or 25 but her face looks like a 40 year old rich housewife all botoxed up…leading to real serious questions about what her vagina probably looks like…I haven’t given up on her…
I think she’s gonna make a comeback….unfortunately not on my dick…because I burned that bridge many years ago after spending a night in her hotel…I have that affect on women…even crazy ones with great tits.
Paris Hilton proves the old saying that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks…
She knows one thing, and one thing only….show genitals – make money….even though she already has all the money in the world thanks to her grandfather….and never had to do any of this in the first place..it was all just her exhibitionism and need to be famous….need to be watched…need to be noticed like the spoiled little princess she is…and I don’t mind cuz herpes never stop me, especially when I’m looking at tainted sewage filled rich girl vagina in person….but more importantly…especially when it isn’t fat….
Everyone in the Western world knows that Gisele is the Reason Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl…you now she cursed the shit by asking people to pray for him…lowering his confidence in himself because she clearly had no confidence in him…all while making any god out there want the motherfucker to lose to teach this materialist tranny devil who mocks religion in her half naked, topless career, sexualizing her whore self for good Christian men to be tempted to cheat on their wife or to think of another woman sexually….and if you watch this clio….you’ll see her being a good catholic by swearing to the media like a fucking trucker….I love this people who pretend to be holy and wholesome when really they are just gutter sluts…..
This is what she said:
My Husband Can’t Catch the Ball and Throw the Ball at the Same Fucking Time
What would her god think of that language….I guess he’d make a liar like that suffer for her sins…even though her life is one big lottery win…..
Here she is hugging the loser….which has nothing on the punishment her dick’s gonna have on him when they get home…it’s always that tender touch that leads to violent ass rape that reminds him of those hazing days of his early sports career……
Here is a clip of Katy Perry in a pair of little football shorts that I know are actually SPANX because Katy Perry is disgusting, especially her lower half, because busty girls always have a hard time keeping their asses from catching up to their tits….She got stubby shitty legs and is a whole pile of slop…but for some reason people I know think she’s hot…despite her looking like a circus clown…and apparently so does Tim Tebow, who is rumored to have been fucking her, and who she dedicated a song to during this above performance, so scandalous….I mean it would be if I gave a fuck what Katy Perry inserts in her disgusting twat…these celeb romance tabloid stories fucking suck…
I forgot it was the Super Bowl…partially because I spent the weekend in a drug and alcohol induced coma…but also because I don’ give a fuck about the shit…I did however randomly end up at a super bowl part at the end of the 4th to see Tom Brady lose like a little bitch who gets fucked up the ass by Gisele….
I did end up at a strip club with some bitch who was fatter than Christina Aguilera, who I saw on The Voice and was equally repulsed as I was annoyed of her dumpy, amazingly huge tits, that couldn’t distract from her huge belly button…reminding me why I hate pop culture…