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2011

21

Jun

LeAnn’s Big Head, Skinny Body in a Bikini for Twitter of the DAy

When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star….

Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut

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2011

21

Jun

Kate Upton Tits in Esquire of the Day

Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean…

So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters….

I’m so philisophical…

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2011

21

Jun

Britney Spears is a Fat Chick Lap Dancing of the Day

The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts…

Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of….

If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke….

If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers…


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2011

21

Jun

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures of the Day

The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead…

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2011

21

Jun

2 Guys One Pint of the Day

I was sent this video over twitter and the dude who made it really believes it has potential of going viral….I on the other hand don’t find it hardcore enough, sure watching a dude puke in a pint and drink it is kinda vile, but it is his own puke….which totally cancels out the grossness of it, it’s just not pleasant to look at….which to me means this video is on some pussy level of trying to be hardcore and crazy….

The dude who sent it to me defended his stance by saying he went on to drink piss, his own and someone else’s, again gross in theory, but piss is sterile, making the risk factor almost none, and people drink each other’s piss all the time, usually every time you hit up a restaurant chain with a disgruntled worker, or an open bowl of mints…it’s no big deal.

Maybe I just hate drunken idiots…maybe I prefer them to be with naked chicks…maybe I only like my two anything one anything to have more nudity….maybe I’m wrong….I know I haven’t quite grasped the frat boy market, and this seems like something they’d love…

That said, I hope my two readers make this huge, cuz I like supporting local talent, even though dudes no where near me, globalization and technology brings him right into this shithole I call home…

What do you think? Comments please.

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

21

Jun

Cameron Diaz Legs and Bra of the Day

Cameron Diaz is tall and amazing. Long legs and a see through top.

Sure she’s older, more haggard….Botoxed face, maybe even scary looking, like some kind of muppet or treasure troll coming to steal my soul…. rocking a body built to fucking last in a wrestling match, all muscular and broad shouldered, pretending her hourglass figured isn’t boxing out, and her menopause isn’t turning her half man, unable to reproduce and all out of estrogen….

But amazing as she promotes her movie Bad Teacher….nevertheless…

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2011

21

Jun

Rima Fakih Bikini Inappropriate with her Dad of the Day

Either this bitch was sold off to her neighbor for a couple of goats, or this is her in a bikini with her father acting inappropriate, at least by American Standards, which is funny cuz she’s Miss USA…..and god knows what incest desert muslims are into, breeding like crazy people, building their own rogue army and killing off those who disgrace the family in the eyes of allah and shit, a missing person gone unnoticed by the tribe, cuz no one’s ever seen the bitch’s face, as she’s always been under a sheet and can’t be recognized….

That said…if I was that dude I’d be thinking to myself “this is my kind of father’s day”…..as long as she knows a cock tease must always finish the task at hand….

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2011

21

Jun

Ashley Greene Short Shorts and a See Through of the Day

Someone’s looking for attention! Short shorts with her ass hanging out, a jug of water and some see through native shirt like she’s heading back to her camp sexy campsite…

I guess that’s what happens when your Twilight movie you’ve been riding for attention hasn’t hit theaters yet and your latch on relationship with a homosexual has been who was all the rage when first got involved with him and pretended you didn’t fuck him, cuz fucking in not very Christian, even though the Jonas brothers are seemingly very jewish…from hair to their name…I guess it’s all part of their make the money while we can campaign…..because based on how this slut works the cameras, there’s no way that pussy isn’t getting slammed on the regular…at least you’d hope it is getting slammed on the regular…cuz otherwise it’d be a real fucking waste of a pussy… but she is a good marketer who taps into the minds of the youth…and there’s nothing hotter than a good marketer,….I mean other than good tits, good ass, good blowjob skills, good cooking and cleaning ability, etc etc etc, you know what I’m saying….and that’s that marketing skills aint shit…especially when it’s all crafted by her team of experts….it was a little MBA humor or at least an attempt at it that totally didn’t translate over the internet…

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2011

21

Jun

Mannequin Sex in Public of the Day

Not sure what’s going on in this video – but I’m sure you can relate to it…you know on those lonely nights when all you wish for is someone to hug…or more importanly 5000 dollars to buy you that Real Doll cuz you don’t actually have to try to talk to a real doll to get her to fuck you, you also don’t have to settle for an imperfect human, or in your case a disgusting bitch who can’t get fucked by anyone else so she agrees to fuck you… you can kinda just make her the way you want her and have your way with her the way you want to…and she won’t judge you for your action figure collection or the fact that you still sleep with your mom when you have nightmares…if you know what I mean…

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