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2010

11

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I may have no business writing a site according to this big breasted girl who wrote me this beautiful hate mail….But luckily big breasted girls don’t have all the fucking answers and aren’t always right, but they do have big breasts, which is enough to get by in life.

Here is the hate mail…

I don’t know you, don’t want to, and could give a lesser shit about Leighton Meester; but I’d like to know what makes you so special that you feel you have some sort of god given right to talk so much shit about someone while you hide behind the anonymity of a computer screen.

I’d like to see you post half the shit you do with your identity revealed on this website.

I take most things with a grain of salt, but the way you’re trash talking someone that you openly harassed resulting in being blocked on twitter (you poor fucking cry baby) is absolutely disgusting to me.

You are absolutely fucking repulsive the way you sit on the internet tearing people down that you so clearly admire, why else would you sit and waste your time incessantly blogging about these people.

You try to make a living (or trying to) off of insulting people that are in the industry for our entertainment, not for our constant criticism.

You don’t deserve any viewers, or supporters. You write like a 10 year old boy, you clearly are uneducated, you ignorant, foul mouthed, moron. I will be posting this on your blog too, you know why? Because I’d like people to see and think about what a fucking fool you are. The reason I’m emailing you is because I’d actually like you to get this personally, and whether or not you respond, well… I’ll know you’ve read it, and that is satisfaction enough for me.

Low life.

Toodles

I’d post my response, but I pretty much ended up seducing her and now we have we have a date planned the next time she comes to Montreal, that I am pretty sure will end with sex….so I’ll just post my stepLINKS instead….

Lindsay Lohan X Avril Lavigne Cat fight!
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Heather Mills and Her Polyester Camel Toe
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Because A Little Sluttiness Goes a Long Way at the End of a Bad Day
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Gotta Love Lucy Pinder’s Tits
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Total Recall – The Musical – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Ladies Ever To Appear On Friday Night Lights
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Seren Gibson Topless Video Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Was Hot As Fuck In 2004
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When Porn Stars Do Shakespeare – VIDEO
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I Still Got a Thing For Evangeline Lily From Lost
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Mike is Naked…Ohhh Yeahhh
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Home Alone Mommy Gets All Naughty – VIDEO
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Rhianna’s Moonwalk is NOT Michael Jackson Approved – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body
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Zahia Dehar is Shaking Her Underage Prostitute Ass in St Tropez
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Some Hotness From Carnivale 2010
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Well Hi There Jessica Burciaga
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Malin Akerman Braless Pokies
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Hayley Plays With Her Wet Pussy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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TA-DAAAYUM! Nina Dobrev Stretches Before Her Run!
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A Damn Hot Latina Rocks A Bikini Nicely
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Christina Aguilera: GQ Cover Girl
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Quote Of The Day: “I Always Say, ‘Fu*k Some Guys, Not Every Guy,” And I Stick By That
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Miley Cyrus Has a Lap Dance Tape
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Karlie Gets Her Pussy Pounded – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Hotness Gallery
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You Know, For All the Porn Star Plastic Chicks I See Everyday, These Artists Types Are Starting to Give Me Boners
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Raquel Gibson Takes It Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out the Rack on This Slut – VIDEO
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The Alyssa Milano Cleavage Show
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25 Hot Girls Who Can’t See Their Feet…Because of Their Giant Tits
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Bikinis, Bikinis, More Bikinis
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Kid Pisses on Stage – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Macguire is Topless
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Amateurs Anyone?
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Brea Bennett, Sammie Rhodes and Lux Kassidy Get It On
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Marisa Miller’s Harley-Davidson Ads Are Silly hHot
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

May

Brooklyn Decker Marries Adam Sandler in His Shitty Movie of the Day

I don’t care what magazine cover Brooklyn Decker was on, bitch still looks half retarded or inbred to me. I get that she’s a bikini model and she takes a good picture with the right lighting, make-up, photoshop, but not when the picture is shot by the paparazzi while she’s filming some new shitty movie I recommend you don’t see starring Adam Sandler, who clearly cast Brooklyn Decker cuz he lives in a fantasy world that thanks to deep pockets, big money and fame makes his unappealing, almost annoying and disgusting characteristics a fucking aphordisiac to bitches….cuz they all like people they see on TV whether they are worth watching or not and really if I was Adam Sandler and I was making a movie, I’d make my love interest the hottest bitch of the year trying to make a crossover from modeling into acting, because not only would there be a lot of rehearsal, but she’d also put the fuck out cuz I was her fucking boss, and I’m all about playing power positions….

Here they are getting married in the movie, I hope this is a pivotal scene, so that you actually don’t have to see the shit, she’s showing off the tits that seduced Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds, cuz he had hook ups and could get her the cover of SI, and the whole this is fucking boring. I need a drink…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Actor|Bikini Model|Brooklyn Decker|cleavage|marriage

2010

11

May

Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation…..

Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

11

May

Karoline Kurkova Lawn Bowling Upskirt of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Lawn Bowling|Upskirt

2010

11

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller

2010

11

May

Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

This Lady Gaga act is fucking boring. It amazes me that she’s managed to trick people into buying into her lie. But then again, there’s a whole lot of popular bullshit that people buy into so whether she is bullshit or not, she’s still got a fan base…..even though there is nothing creative or interesting about her. She just has big marketing budgets behind her and in the fickle world we live in, I am sure she’ll eventually fade into obscurity where she belongs.

The main thing we have working against us is that the population has gone very gay and lesbian, and for some reason gay and lesbian believe she represents them, and they don’t care that she’s fucking ugly, cuz they aren’t as superficial as us, all this making her far more rich and delusional that she is relevant than she deserves…..but then again she has helped get girls to rock the no’ pants, and I even saw a bitch walking into a club with no pants on, meaning it’s gone mainstream, so I guess she’ll be remembered for that revival a legacy I get behind, as long as she goes away soon and lucky for us, if we can stomach seeing Gaga like this, we’ll be glad to see actual women rock it, cuz actual women are substantially better looking that whatever Gaga is….

Either way, here she is showing off her Ass in Hamburg, cuz I guess part of her bullshit is spreading it around the fucking globe like she was Aids in the 80s and not just because her face looks like Aids in the 80s….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga

2010

11

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

11

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Body in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why people don’t rip into Katy Perry’s weird looking body more often. I know she’s got big tits, but beyond those big tits is some weirdness, and really with all the hormones in the food, where 10 year olds are DD, I don’t think celebrating big tits is really something we need to do anymore, the big breast loving scientist found a way to make 80 percent of pussy busty….

If you look at the way she walks, especially in her tight workout pants, you’ll see the she’s all sloppy looking and lopsided, shit reminds me of a kid I once knew who was hit by a fucking bus, or a girl I lost I used to fuck who was on crutches for life because of some birth defect that left one leg longer than the other, and despite having a good time with her pussy, there was nothing hot or attractive about her, she was the kind of girl who was meant to fuck a guy like me, cuz real men wouldn’t look twice at her, and I really believe that’s what Katy Perry has going for her, which I guess explains Russell Brand….

Either way, here she is walkin’ crooked cuz there’s something wrong with her, and she’s wearing tight pants, enjoy if you can…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

11

May

Joanna Krupa Flat Ass and Fake Tits in These Bikini Pictures of the Day

Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top….

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Flat Ass|Joanna Krupa

2010

11

May

Pixie Lott Almost Pantless of the Day

I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Body|Pantsless|Pixie Lott

2010

11

May

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hosiery|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2010

11

May

Tila Tequila is Still a Fucking Joke of the Day

I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices….

I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Publicity Stunt|Tila Tequila

2010

11

May

Boyfriend of the Day

My computer fucking sucks and I am struggling – but I saw this video of some boyfriend play fighting with some busy girl who is bigger than him and shit goes pretty nutty – which reminds us all that if you have a busty bitch showing off tit in our presence, we should focus our energy on seeing those tits, not killing them.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today….so I’ll let other people take over by linking to their websites that make a hell of a lot more money and get a hell of a lot more respect than me because they are clearly doing something better than me, but my stepLINKS prove that I can be better too, and the way I am is by sending you the fuck away from here to a happier internet place all while I go and get drunk cuz it’s more fun than the internet….except when you are masturbating because you can’t get in trouble for masturbating on the internet….unless you are on the internet in a coffee shop…or surfing kiddie porn….while you can get in trouble masturbating drunk cuz you usually don’t realize you’re limp dick is in hand in front of a hell of a lot more people than you realize you are cuz you’ve passed the fuck out in public and have no inhibitions….I don’t know where I am going with this so here are my stepLINKS to make up for it…

Elisha Cuthbert is Fat as Fuck in her Bikini – Because not working, drinking and drug addiction, laziness and residuals from Popular Mechanics for Kids will make any bitch turn into a fucking pig- She’s from Montreal and I can’t stand her and have always found her disgusting and hated the ego California gave her – Cunt
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More of Audrina Patridge it in a Bikini
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Some Young Slut in Some Bathing Suit Shit Drinking a 40 is Almost Porno
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Because Your Weekend Was as Sexless As Mine Was
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Marisa Miller and Her Supermodel Cleavage
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Hahaha This Lindsay Lohan Versus E-Trade Lawsuit Thing is Getting Amazing
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Hottest Woman Golfers – GALLERY
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Cate Blanchett Is Old And Hot
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Kinda Amazing
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MR. T WANTS YOU TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT
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Some Lohan Music/Photos/Drama/Video of the Day
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Riley is a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Video
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Triana Maida Makes Wearing a Bikini Easy
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Scooter Powered Carousel Fail – VIDEO
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If Only We Were All as Lucky As Andy Rooney – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts – A Gallery
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Cat Washington’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress Joslyn James Big Tits And “O” Face
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I Still Got the Hots For Lydia Herst and Here’s Why
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More of Coco And Her Insane Pics From Twitter
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Christina Aguilera
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The Most Disturbing Story You’ll Read All Day…of the Day
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Here are some public sex positions – in the event you have sex – not that you need to know there is really just one and that’s in a back alley while bitch is knocked the fuck out – but whatever – you can pretend this will be of use to you
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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So That’s How ScarJo Looks So Damn Good
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No Panties in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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K. D Aubert Will Make You Say God Damn!
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Lookin Good Blondie
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Kissing Babes Motherload
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Washing Hands in the Urinal – VIDEO
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and More Marisa Miller
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The 55 Most Scanalous Barbie Photos Ever Taken
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Bikini Bottom Oops – VIDEO
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Miss USA Gets Sexy – PHOTOS
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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OFFICE RAGE – VIDEO
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Beatbox Kid – VIDEO
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Amy Reid Peels Off Her Pink Bra
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Throwback Jessica Simpson Pussy Flash That Just Resurfaced
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Story of a Hollywood Gang Bang. Seriously, If This is True I Can’t Wait
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Follow Me, It’ll Do Your Body Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Bitch and her Nude Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

May

Audrina Patridge Fringe Bikini in Vegas is All She’s Good For of the Day

The end of The Hills are finally here, she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s ex-boyfriend who isn’t even a has-been because he never was and I guess that’s just evidence that Audrina has come to terms with the fact that she’s peaked and from now on it is only downhill for her, so she might as well get used to being in her bikini, because it’s the only thing people will give her money for today and going forward….and I’m excited for her to actually hit rock bottom, because that’s when you get the bargain basement deals on her pussy….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini