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2011

30

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Gym Clothes of the Day

I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out…

But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass….

Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks.

Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2011

30

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Legs in Jeans of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington rocking some ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAIRY VEST …what a fucking scandal..who fucking cares…

It’s like two tall skinny bitches, one who went onto be a mom, the other to be a Megan Fox replacemnt are getting paid by the same motherfucker to wear the same ugly vest, when really both these twats should be half naked, but for some reason, are cocky, and forget their life purpose and that annoys me.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2011

30

Sep

Rosamund Pike in Gym Clothes of the DAy

I have absolutely no idea who Rosamund Pike is. I just know she’s wearing tight pants that I was hoping were riding up her pussy, or jacked up her ass, but the paparazzi have let me down, and I’ve let you down, assuming there is a you, since I’m pretty sure I’m talking to myself, at least that’s what my stats imply…not that I blame you, with posts like this, I’d unbookmark my ass too….and all this to say that Rosamund Pike is responsible for my demise.

Posted in:Rosamund Pike

2011

30

Sep

Jessica Alba Mom Body of the DAy

I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels.

Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

30

Sep

Top Lapdance Fetish Videos of the Day

Youtube is a porn site, yeah no one cares, I have no idea why I bother wasting my time on this investigative journalism, I just do it cuz I got nothing else going on. Go me…as I fade into obscurity, getting a tattoo on my dick that reads never mainstream even though the perks of being mainstream are something I’d appreciate, mainly a private jet…

Black Girl Gets Lapdanced While She Smokes…

I Call THis Oscar Interrupted Us…

3 Person Lap Dance

Up Against the Wall Grind

2 Better Black Girls Lapdance

Jamals First Lap Dance

this has turned out to be a shitty fetish…

Posted in:stepLIST

2011

30

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…

Well actually I woke up earlier by a lovely bout of diarrhea which felt amazing on my hemorrhoids, in a “Hey, how you doing, thanks from eating hot sauce and drinking all that beer you gluten allergic slob”….so went back to be to wallow in my misery…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet.

Little People, Midgets, Whatever You Call Them, We’re Starting the Day With One – VIDEO
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20 Sexiest Bad Luck Hotties in Sports
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Free Cam Shows to Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Braless Brooklyn Decker and More
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How to Make a BMW Look Fucking Ridiculous – VIDEO
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Alexandra is Pretty Pink
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That Dude Martun is Confirming The Gay Sex He Had With Chris Brown. This is Worth Reading
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Live Cam Show fun, From Me To You
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The Things This Girl Pulls Out Of Her Ass – VIDEO
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Gabby Jeanne: Good Things Come in Small Packages
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sofia Vergara: WTF Are You Looking At?
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Jennifer Aniston And Her Hard Nipples In New York
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Sloppy But I’d Fuck Her
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you haven’t heard…the stepLINKS changes lives…I’m not sure if they change lives in a good way, or in a bad way, but I’m assuming they don’t change lives at all, because I’m gonna assume no one reads the site, that’s why it’s so depressing around here…

Did Nicole Richie Get Implants – Bikini Before and After
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Implants in a Bikini
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Holly Madison Insures Breasts for 1 Million Dollars
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30 Sexy Sports Hotties
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John Waters Words of Wisdom
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I wish Kim Kardashian Got Stoned When Shooting for Harpers Arabia
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Asian Scooter Awesomeness
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Best Celeb Twitpics
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Forty Dollar Hooker, What Else Is New
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Live Web Cam Hotness. Check It Out
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This Robot Dance Will Shut You Down – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Peaches Peaches
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Eight Sexy Videos of Sexy Women Doing Sexy Tricks
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Meet Erika Medina
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Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Lingerie Cleavage
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Violet Budd is Super Sexy
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ITS THE 90S!!!!! – VIDEO
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Free Cam Show Amazingness
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Spy Cam in the Dressing Room
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30 Tough and Sexy Sports Hotties
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Busy Phillips Panty Upskirt
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Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Holly Madison Insures Her Tupperware Titty Bowls For $1 Million
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Some Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Sophia Vergara is Bangin As Always
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Darya Kishina is Pretty Fit
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Some Nice Japanese Titties
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Laura Dore vs. Charm Killings
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10 Of The Worst ‘As Seen On TV’ Products EVER!
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Lindsey Meadows and Kacey Jordan Get It On
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Man Goes To Cops Because An Invisible Man Is Feeling Up His Wife
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Elisabetta Canalis is Washed Up But She’s Hot so Who Cares
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Brett Rossi Likes to Fuck Herself on Camera
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Kasia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Gotta Love Long Legs in Platforms
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Alessandra Ambrosio & Shenae Grimes at David LaChapelle’s L.A. Exhibition
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Super Sexy Blonde on the Web Cam
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Liz Hurley’s tits Are Insane
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These Fat Bitches Are Fighting – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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10 of the Dumbest Million Dollar Ideas Of All Time
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So You Think You Can Dance?!?! The 10 Worst Hip-Hop Dances
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Nicole Richie Got A Boob Job: Before & After
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Horse Sex Ends Funny
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Paranormal 3 Trailer – Because Hollywood Knows How To Kill Everything – Even THings that Suck
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Chris Brown is Gay – Who Cares – That’s Why He Fights Girls – Who Cares – Maybe Bieber Does – Year Bieber Defs does..
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Best Celeb Insured Bodyparts
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Speech Disorders and Anal Sex Don’t Mix
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Groupie Sucks Rockstar Cock
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Hot Asian Fucks WHitey
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Beach Sex
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Beach Chicks TOpless
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Bitch Beats Up Guy Over Cumshot
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Cute Girl Fucks
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Wasted Chick Fucks
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley’s Rockin’ Tits for a Breast Cancer Event of the Day

What better way to celebrate tits for Breast Cancer than to show off your tits, I mean provided this breast cancer event isn’t for breast cancer survivors who have lost their breast, only to have a bitch like this walk in and show them her spectacular breasts, you know rubbing it in in a look what I have that you don’t have and mine are so good they made me famous while you’re tried to kill you….kind of thing….cuz old or not, Liz Hurley’s got a great body and even greater tits…and here she is showing them off for a cause…just because she can…

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley

2011

29

Sep

Florence Brudenell-Bruce Modeling of the Day

Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Prince Harry’s vagina that he’s fucking….making her pussy a McRoyal sandwich.

The thing I find fascinating about her, and by fascinating, I mean expected and obvious, is that she’s some rich kid who wants her beauty validated through modeling, so she went out and did a series of lingerie shoots by choice and not for money, in efforts to get work…. HERE’S ONE OF THOSE LINGERIE PICS ….

See I love rich, vain bitches who think they are prettier than they are, or at least pretty enough, but now that she’s getting in the paparazzi cuz of the high profile dick she puts inside her, she’s getting paid modeling work, and like so many rich, vain bitches before her, it’s all working out…and I find it highly erotic…She’s some hotness…even if she comes with some serious cunt behavior…

Posted in:Florence Brudenell-Bruce

2011

29

Sep

Pippa Middleton’s White Virginal Dress of the Day

I feel like my day isn’t complete unless I post a Pippa Middleton post. I have every boring photo set I come across of hers, you know like it is my life calling to document her every move until she fucking cracks and gets sucked into all the attention she’s getting, and embraces it the way she should, by getting naked, in efforts to make a name for herself, and break free from her sister’s perfect little princess shadow…I’m talking seducing Prince William and releasing the fucking sex tape, to let everyone know who the fucking princess is now…you know the kind of crackin’ up that happens with years of feeling second rate….but until that happens, her leaving her house is the best we get….and since it is my life work to document her, that’s good enough for me…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

29

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Long Legs of the Day

Here’s some hard Alessandra Amrbosio, brazilian model and mom, going to some expensive restaurant with some ridiculous outfit, covering up her long legs, like she’s not paid to get HALF NAKED on the regular by some evil corporation who owns the rights to her and her body….because thats what happens when you sell your soul to the devil to leave your small catholic Brazilian poverty filled life….for the glamor of corporate American luxury….

These pictures would be more interesting on a beach, in a bikini, or in a catalog in a thong where she belongs…but as a bottom feeder I take what I can get…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

29

Sep

Daria Werbowy by Terry Richardson for Vogue Russia of the Day

Daria Werbowy is a model who HAS BEEN NAKED IN VOGUE but for some reason is not Naked for Vogue Russia in these Terry Richardson pics, because Terry Richardson doesn’t take pictures of Hipsters and Fashionistas covered in cum and spreading their assholes anymore, which is too bad cuz that’s all he was good for, but I guess making money meant more to him than producing smut, a lead I should probably take…

That said this Daria bitch is fantastic, but maybe I’m just saying that cuz I love models and all their easy living with almost a joke of a job…because they just show up in luxurious places with all expenses paid, get made up, and stand around, being catered and pampered for 10,000 dollars a day, the kind of work ethic I appreciate…but more importantly that I want to fuck

Posted in:Daria Werbowy

2011

29

Sep

Hilary Duff Gets Flowers from the Paparazzi of the Day

The paparazzi are such considerate scum….

You know digging through a celebs trash, hiding in trees, chasing Princess Diana down tunnels so that she dies, all while being on celebrity payroll, getting leads and exclusives to capture to release the pictures of these idiots to the media at inflated prices, I’m talking seriously inflated prices…

The whole thing is almost ridiculous….but when you see one of them giving Hilary Duff some flowers for her birthday, it makes the whole experience so human…because it’s not just a gesture of thanks for makin them a lot of money, or a gesture of kindness that will lead to getting them on her payroll as her exclusive paparazzi, and it’s not set up for personal gain in anyway, it’s just telling a bitch “Happy Birthday”….and I’m really just interested in her uterus filled with fetus ass. Cuz that’s what I’m here for….

The whole paparazzi thing, despite posting paparazzi pictures all day, amazes me….why do people care about these cunts…it makes no sense.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

29

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Ass in Tight Pants on a Bike of the Day

I’ve been making fun of Vanessa Hudgens the last couple months because she cut off her hair and got fat, cuz she probably made a million dollars to do that, thanks to being an actor but shit still made her look like a dyke, which tied in nicely with the self shot pics of her naked and making out with a chick that sue threated to press charges against me for posting cuz she was 17, when I just think it was poorly planned cuz of her 5 o’clock shadow bush, even though I love bush, but the rest of the world doesn’t, which is unfortunate for her cuz being a little monkey means naturally being hairy….

But the truth is, I find Vanessa Hudgens kinda hot…maybe cuz I know she’s slutty thnaks to disney execs and a contract boyfriend who was gay leaving her with a tingly pussy dying to get fucked leading to self shot nudes..or maybe it’s cuz in yoga pants, pudgy or not, her ass looks fun to eat.


Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

29

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Melancholia Premiere of the Day

I’ve already posted the good parts of this movie….you know the Kirsten Dunst topless scenes in Melancholia to remind you how big her tits are on her small frame…making you forget how haggard, unshowered, cracked out and fucked up her teeth are, because when you have great tits on small frame, all other shit just doesn’t matter…making this likely the best move in her career, cuz tits like this should never go to fucking waste…

Here’s the clip you all want to see…

Here she is at the Melancholia Premiere…..less interesting than the clip…but good enough reason to post the topless clip….

Here is the premise of Melanchloia…Seems ridiculous…

Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide into the Earth.

Wow…..

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst