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2009

22

May

Kate Moss’ Fashion Line for Topshop’s Got Nipple of the Day

I downloaded these pics of Kate Moss’ new line at some store called Topshop blindly, thinking they’d all be of nipple, I was wrong. It happens. Often.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipple|Topshop

2009

22

May

Happy Birthday Jordan of the Day

It was Jordan’s birthday, I’m not sure how old she is but I think her tits are about 2 years old. I am sure everyone made that joke today. I am not creative, but Jordan’s plastic surgeon is, so I guess we’ll let him be the star of this post, even though she’s covered the fuck up for once.

Posted in:Happy Birthday|Jordan|Tits

2009

22

May

The Kardashian’s Posing With Bikinis in their New Store of the Day

The Kardashians had to thicken the plot of their TV show, since it has the depth of a fuckin’ puddle, so they moved to Miami and opened up a store there. I think it would have done better if one of them was killed off or disappeared when flying a small plane over the Bermuda triangle, where the others go to find her, only to end up disappearing too, forcing whoever produces this to stop the fucking abuse.

I guess this is like some basic National Lampoon shit, get the bitches in another city, to pretend to run a store, only with less Chevy Chase and more Ed Hardy T-shirts because I drove down to Miami 5 or 6 years ago with a friend and that shit was on the next level of bottle service, Guido chachi motherfuckers throwing napkins drinking 20 dollar drinks, if not rockin’ Magnums of Goose, and can only assume it’s a hell of a lot worse now…

The whole thing is at the point of ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Khloe Kardashian holding up a bikini like she can actually pull it off in public, you know since she’s a fucking beast, not that you care and either do I. and I’m only posting it because Khloe is posing with a bikini and as disgusting as that is, it’s porn to me.

Posted in:Kardashians|Miami

2009

22

May

Switchin’ Things Up with Jean Claude Van Damme in His Panties of the Day

Here’s Jean Claude Van Damme acting like an attention whore, prancing around in his panties like the little slut that he is, hoping to get in the tabloids because it is good for his self esteem. He was a hug action star man, he made big fucking money, all the girls wanted to get in his pants and all the guys wanted the be in his pants and all the gay guys wanted to be his pants, and now he’s just a nobody.

If you’re wondering why I am posting homo shit, you know men in their brief, it’s partially because I find french men about as masculine as the average woman, not quite as masculine as the two dykes having a beer chugging contest on the street yesterday, so posting him in his panties is probably something worth celebrating, because it means he’s not bottomless, but it is also because anyone who says they never got hard watching one of his movies and because I am taking the Lady Gaga approach to success and that’s targeting the gays.

No, I didn’t get “too drunk” last night, that broadened my eyes on homosexuality, in some kind of college hook up where I wake up in the arms of a muscular man in leather with a dick in my ass, I am just testin’ my options, cuz I’ve never seen a poor gay guy, they are all career oriented, all fabulous livin’, who love to drink and do coke, with luxury lofts and no kids to rape their bank accounts, making them appealing to advertisers.

I figure my gay strategy is gonna end after this post. I hope you enjoyed it.

Posted in:Briefs|Jean Claude Van Damme|Panties|Underwear

2009

22

May

Beyonce’s Video for Some Song Called Ego of the Day

Here’s a song by Beyonce singing about loving a guy’s “Big Ego” because shit is the only thing she can physically feel because of her “Big Pussy” and I don’t mean her family pet, unless they all take turns petting the fluffy mess in her unitard, I mean her fat genitals because she’s fat.

Here’s her new digitally remastered video with her pants off, it’s the theme of female performers everywhere and I like to document it’s slow move into the mainstream. I’m no fashion expert but this is the summer of no pants and I guess that’s a good thing for an old pervert like me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego|Video

2009

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is pretty much summer weather here and the girls are out in full effect and they are all pretty much half naked and it seems like everyone’s going crazy for fucking Ice Cream.

I got some ghetto soft serve for 50 cents because my wife made me do it and walked down the street eating it, only to pass another fuckin’ ice cream shop with high end ice cream, where all the snobby assholes pointed and laughed. I didn’t know ice cream was such a status game, until realizing they were laughing cuz my wife’s vagina lip was hanging outside her sweat pant, sure that vagina part is a lie, but these snobby ice cream experts definitely gave me dirty looks for rollin’ up with ghetto soft serve and it was funny.

Not as funny as when I just went to the store to get beer and two fat chicks were fighting over ice cream flavors, only to decide to get both, and that’s how I think women should work with sex, fight for the vagina, while I fight for the anal, only to come to a common ground of a little of both, but that’s not how it works out, what happens is you end up getting nothin’ and that’s just proof you can learn a lot at a store that sells ice cream and that’s without talking to the Sri Lankan about the history of his fucking people.

Here are my links – ps – I am drunk

Find A Masturbation Wife Here
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I Love My Lesbian Daughter
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Hitler Loves Hanna Montana
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8 Bikini Models You Must Look At
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I Guess Dogs Will Eat Anything
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta Has Glorious Tits
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Billy Mays Orders McDonalds
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Diane Kruger is Lookin Mighty Fine
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How The NBA Will Guarantee A Kobe Vs. Lebron Final
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Sesame Street On Acid. Makes Sense Doesn’t It?
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Legs, Cleavage and BEER
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Striptease of the Day
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Mars’ New Candy Bar Is A Real Slut
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Louise Griffiths Is in Bikini
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Yup, Michael Jackson Has Cancer
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Adriana Lima’s Nipples
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Jessica Alba Is Looking Good Without That Stupid Baby On Her Arm
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Kendra Wilkinson Just Ruined My Day
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Cher is All Sorts of Disgusting
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Christen Stefanich Photoshoot
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Australia’s Biggest Internet Celebwhore (This Week)
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Erotic Gymnastics Heyooo
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Guy Gets Tossed Off a Moving Bus
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Sweet Peach is Young and Fine
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Employee of the Month
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Well It’s Official. I Am Bever Going to India Ever
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I wanna Motorboat Wendy Williams
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There’s Lady GaGa’s Vagina
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India Reynolds Naked
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MILF With an Awesome Body
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Georgia On My Mind
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Angelina Jolie Throwback
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Fuck You Walmart
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Kanye Already Broke Up With That Stripper
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She’s Got You Dancing
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Tunnel of Love
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How to Survive an Earthquake
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Bikini Whore Battle
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Fuck You, Speidi
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Some Titties at a Premiere
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Some American Apparel Blowjob Ad
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

May

Mariah Carey and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

So if you’re wondering what the titties Eminem used as a public urinal, mainly because they have the same relationship with a lot of dick like a public urinal, you know one you’d find in a stadium, or bar, maybe with some stray pubic hair on it, or chewed up gum, or maybe even a used condom or a syringe if you’re in the crazy part of town, here is Mariah Carey in a see through shirt with her crazy tits….

On a sidenote I’ve pissed on girls before, but the best time was after a night of hard drinking and downing 6 vitamin C tablets because i felt a cold coming on. I somehow convinced my gf to let me piss in her face and I did and she took some of the darkest piss I’ve ever seen leave my body in her mouth before puking, it wasn’t hot and pretty much ended our relationship cuz I can’t respect a woman who lets a very convincing, dashing, charismatic, pretty much homeless fat man piss in her face….

Posted in:Mariah Carey|See Through|Shirt

2009

21

May

David Hasselhoff’s Abortion Clinic Survivors of the Day

The reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be ugly. I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutand that I’d be forced to drag around down, so that everyone would look at me and laugh, since they don’t do that enough already. It

Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition as I did, because damn, these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate.

I like that dis, I’m gonna shape the delivery on it a little better and use it daily. Amazing that I’ve still got it in me….

Posted in:Daughter|David Hasselhoff

2009

21

May

Guess The Pantless Pig of the Day

I know pigs are never supposed to wear pants but guess who didn’t wear pants again ….come on…I’ll give you three guesses…if you said “tranny lookin’ broken down rich kid who craves attention because she’s ugly and does it by making a mockery of gay people and their gay lifestyles by spitting out cliches about things she thinks they can relate to and who only has gay fans from FAUX-MOs or the kind of fag who is a real fag because he takes dick in his mouth/ass/wherever, but isn’t a real fag in his core, because he’s doing it as a fashion statement to justify why he’s such a fuckin’ loser in his mid western town and does every annoyingly gay thing possible because he saw it on tv, like a Perez Hilton for example”…then you win absolutely nothing…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantless

2009

21

May

Annalynne McCord is Busting Out of her Dress of the Day

Annalynne McCord is useless. Instead of dressing like a predator, I’d rather dress her up like the prey, you know put her in a mouse costume, or in whatever the fuck animal predator’s eat, and throw her in the fuckin’ jungle and see whether she comes out alive. Maybe even make a reality TV show out of it because that’s really the caliber of talent she provides. Here are her tits.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage

2009

21

May

An Amazing Story of Failure and Defeat of the Day

Here is a story of a girl who tried so hard to reach her goals but just couldn’t get where she needed to be.

Porn Star ‘Cora’ – Carolin Berger was rushed to a hospital with difficulties breathing, while filming her attempt to break a world’s record of oral sex with 200 men. Cora had serviced 75 men at the time of the health crisis.

Almost inspirin, isn’t it? At least the whore’s got fuckin’ ambition and wants to leave her fuckin’ mark on the world. To have a fuckin’ legacy other than the men she’s given herpes to. That’s more than I can say about the whores I know who would do that shit for some crack and not even think to make a big fuss about breakin’ records, you know a whore who does it out of necessity and not for the glitz and glam of semen dripping down her fuckin’ chin an onto her tits.


Here’s a whole bunch of her porn (I think)
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Here’s the story….
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Posted in:Cora|Porn

2009

21

May

Shenae Grimes and Her Slutty Romper of the Day

I am not into infantilism, you know that fetish where you get dressed up in a fuckin’ diaper, bonet, onsie, with a fuckin’ pacifier, adult sized play pen, adult sized toys, where a whore comes in a feeds you with a bottle, where you crawl around like a baby goin’ all “GOO GOO, GAGGA”, before soiling yourself, getting changed, all with a huge fuckin’ boner.

But I am into Rompers. It’s the whole having to get fully naked to take a piss shit, because topless pissing girls are what make my fuckin’ world go ’round, throw in a pair of wierd pantyhose, and we’re fuckin’ rockin out like that obscure 18 year old Korean foreign exhange student who hangs out down the street from me and dresses like a fuckin clown in constant variations of pantyhose, because I guess that’s the Korean style, or at least her attempt to be North American while studying science. Not that has anything to do with Shenae Grimes, but has everything to do with the weird outfit she’s wearing….

Fuck yourself for not getting this story. Maybe I’ll take a picture of her so you get it. Asshole.

Speaking of assholes, who the fuck is asking this bitch for an autograph, you’re gonna give her an even bigger ego than she probably already has. Stop the fuckin’ madness and have her come back to Canada with her tail between her legs, only to spend the rest of her life talking about how she coulda been a big star. I’ve seen that movie and I like it, mainly because I like other people’s failure….

Posted in:Romper|Shenae Grimes

2009

21

May

Audrina Patridge and Her Tight Jean Shorts of the Day

Oh Shit, Audrina’s got shorts on and those shorts are real tight and real short and despite not really being hot or anyone I’d ever want to meet, talk to, or hang out with, I’d love to take a bite out of those shits, I mean that is if her pussy saves some for the rest of us, cuz that’s motherfucker is chowin’ the fuck down, it must be hungry.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Cameltoe|Shorts

2009

21

May

Anna Faris And Her Crotch in Period Short of the Day

Here is that pretty irrelevant actress who gets cast in shitty movies you would probably only watch at 5 in the morning after coming home alone wasted when it’s on TV and you’re lying in bed and too lazy to go to the computer and figure your best chance to get off is a story about a Playboy bunny becoming a Sorority girl, only to wake up 10 hours later, still drunk with your underwear around your ankles and your dick still in hand, with random memories of the night before, coming in wasted and alone because the girl who was dancing provocatively didn’t go home with you and trying to jerk yourself to sleep to some shitty B movie, but unsure if you ever finished. That’s the kind of girl Anna Faris is and here she is showing off her pussy in a pair of period shorts.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Crotch|flash|Jog

2009

21

May

Rock And Roll Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking of the Day

Ronnie from the Rolling Stones is dating some 18 year old Russian chick. Now this could really be true love, despite being fucking awkward as shit, you know with him having a Peter Pan complex since he never had to grow up and made his millions being drunk, high and irresponsible, and he only relates to 18 year olds. Or maybe it’s because after years of fuckin’ groupies, whores, sluts, models, celebrities, everyone, he realizes that 18 year old pussy is the best kind of pussy.

I am pretty sure she’s not in it for the same reason, you know she isn’t fucking him because his weathered scabby dick is all she ever wanted in a fuckin’ dick, and his death ridden body is the body she’s always wanted, but her motivation probably stems from being Russian and wanting out of that shit, or maybe she just likes being held because her dad never held her, but I’m thinkin’ it’s got more to do with a retirement plan.

Let’s face it, this motherfucker’s loaded to the tits and probably won’t be alive much longer, so if she can be his personal whore the next 5 or 6 years, which isn’t so bad, she just gets to travel the world, going from high end hotel to villa to rockin’ the fuck out every fucking night, which is a pretty good deal as is, but a better fucking deal when she inherits a whole lot of Russian Rubles.

Fuck I’d dress like a fuckin hipster lesbian and let him jerk off on my tits everynight before bed because I have no shame.

Posted in:Rolling Stones|Russian