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2010

02

Sep

Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of….

I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

Posted in:Christina Ricci

2010

02

Sep

Kim Kardashian Showing Off her Big Tits of the Day

I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in elastic waistband pants, who’s hormone levels are all fucked up, jacked with estrogen and thyroid issues that help maintain her obesity, but unfortunately that don’t help maintain any sex appeal, so the pig gets a low cut dress, a pair of spanx, and a push up bra to show off all the hardwork her lazy ass has put into binge eating and sitting on her pig ass….but for some reason, guys don’t care if a bitch is fat, they see tits and lose their minds, it’s like the belly, stretch marks and disgustingness disappear and I guess that’s why things worked out so well for Kardashian…here she is maintaining her fat chick with tits big enough for you to ignore she’s fat status…Trust me, the lace up the front of her dress is not for style, but for functionality, the second that shit’s untied, Roseanne Barr’s body jumps out and staggers to the all you can eat buffet installed in her basement….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My life is pathetic because the highlight of my day involved me seeing an insanely hot girl walking her dog around my hood, that forced me to discreetly follow home, like that will increase my chances of getting her naked….but if ever I become I rapist…I know my first stop….

Your life is pathetic cuz the highlight of your day are my steplinks…and by you I mean my imaginary reader I have created who is far more lame than me and who turns to me for guidance, like a life coach or idol….to make me feel less pathetic about myself while making me even more pathetic than originally thought….

Here are my stepLINKS

Spencer and Heidi Are Full of Shit and Here’s a Shot of Heidi’s Ass to Prove It
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WTF is Wrong With Miley Cyrus’ Face?
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Get Free Shirts from a Awesome New Clothing Company….
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The 10 Hottest Woman From Alabama
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From me to You, You Fucking Virgin
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Vica Guerra Will Always Make My Day
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Sexy Lesbians Play in Public – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Polly Shannon’s Perfect Tits
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Nikki and Her Self Shots
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There’s Tits All Over Rolling Stone and I Like It
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Cindy is Hot in Pink and Black
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Man Gets 11 Life Sentences AND 433 Years For Being A Crazy Ass Throat-Slitting, Box-Cutting “Serial Slasher”
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Heidi Johnson Oh My
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Giselle Itie in VIP Magazine..Hotness
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Krystal Steal is the Stuff Dirty Thoughts Are Made Of
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I Wanna Be All Over Jessica Marie
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Selma Hayek’s Tits Make Me Suffocate
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Sometimes, You Just Know a Situation is Going to End in Needles, Heroin and Unprotected Sex
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Caprice and Noelle Get Nasty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Hannah Cornett is an Emmy Slut
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A Video She Wishes Never Hit the Internet
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How About Some J Cups on a Cute Asian
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I Wanna Violate Nina Dobrev is Every Way Possible
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CONAN O’BRIEN MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HIS NEW SHOW – VIDEO
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Lesbians, Licking and Toys – VIDEO
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Gisele Bundchen – Vogue UK Gallery
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Katy Perry in a Sexy Tight Dress
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Lonnie Waters is a Naughty Slut
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3 Hot Teens Oil Up Each Other – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot and Leggy
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The 25 Funniest eBay Auctions Of All Time
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Because I Know There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid Today
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Michael Cera is Prancing and This Gallery Gets More Funny Every Time I Look At It
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Emmaly’s Eyes Will Hypnotize You and So Will a Few Other Things
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The Wendy’s Instructional Rap is Amazing – VIDEO
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Hot College Slut – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy In Shorts, Hates Father
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Briana Lee Wants to Show You Her Tattoo, and Some Other Things Too
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Valerie and Her Big Tits Are Oiled Up
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Lucy Pinder is as Good a Way to End the Links As Any
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Sep

Blake Lively’s Amazing Tits Save Gossip Girl of the Day

Earlier today, I wasted my time talking about Leighton Meester, the ugly girl on gossip girl, all because she was wearing a tight dress, when what I was really looking for, was out there waiting for me, I just wasn’t looking hard enough for it, and that is Blake Lively on set, showing off tit, in some titty window shirt more girls shouldd be wearing, that kinda remind me of the t-shirts with the cut out tit holes I tried selling 10 years ago, but never succeeded with making it into a trend, only this is way more accessible….cuz cleavage, despite not being full tit, is usually good enough for me…not that I’m a Gossip Girl fan, I’ve just got sucked in cuz of the lack of decent young starlets to lust over, Hollywood’s in a fucking drought…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

01

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off her Body at a Fashion Show of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio on the runway in some bikini company called Koton would have been far better if they were taken before her pregnancy, but proven with my wife, and everything else in my life….I generally take what I can get…but that doesn’t mean I am happy about it…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

01

Sep

Coco Rocha and Jessica White Launch NY Fashion Week of the Day

New York Fashion week officially started. You may be asking what that has to do with you….and the answer is pretty much nothing….but it does mean that every hot model you may want to fuck because she has ridiculous legs and isn’t fat will be strutting down the runway, often times in sheer tops and half naked, cuz fashion and nipples go hand in hand and I guess I’ll keep track of that as well as I keep track of everything, which is not very well at all….but I seem to be doing alright at staring at a kicking model in little short’s crotch

Posted in:Coco Rocha|Jessica White

2010

01

Sep

Chinese Lingerie Ad Features Princess Diana in Lingerie of the Day

The Chinese, normally known for being sensitive to all Western traditions, by doing things like tainting our kids toys with lead, ripping off things we sell for a lot of money and selling it for less, and a whole lot of other amazingness that makes China the greatest place in the fucking world, in terms of constant excitement, dealing with funny people, and pretty much feeling like you are on another planet….

I wasn’t surprised to see this new Chinese Lingerie company called “Diana”….The slogan reads

Feel the romance of British royalty.

Which is apparently aslo the same chinese symbol tattooed on half the cast of Jersey Shore thanks to a booth on Ocean City boardwalk….and really who cares…dead princesses in lingerie is hot….so focus on that.

Posted in:Princess Diana

2010

01

Sep

Mickey Rourke’s Mail Order Pussy is Hot of the Day

I like mail order brides….except when they lose their fucking minds and you wake up to them having flashbacks from her war torn communist years that involve a butcher knife to your fucking neck….cuz they don’t love you..they don’t even like you…they are just with you cuz they have to be and because you paid for them to be there and if they ever leave you…they know their pimp will find them, torture and kill them….but at least they look good doing it.

Posted in:Anastassija Makaranko

2010

01

Sep

Leighton Meester in a Tight Dress of the Day

Leighton Meester may be the ugly girl on Gossip girl, and I may hate her for no real reason, but I have no choice but to respect a chick who was willing to follow her mother’s whore lead, star in fetish movies and some how manage to suck the right dick, all because she wanted to live the good life at a young age, cuz working the 9-5 grind in retail or at a hair salon or wherever else girls work fucking sucks.

We should all thank Leighton Meester’s mom for being a criminal in prison when she was born, forcing her to live in a halfway house, where she learned invaluable lessons about legal prostitution and getting what you want…whether you have the looks or not…because it just takes the right attitude…. horrible morals and values into her…

Here she is in a tight dress lookin like shit…

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

01

Sep

Demi Moore Titpic her Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day


When I first started up on Twitter , the first celebs I decided to interact with were Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I made fun of their relationship, her fear of getting older, her accident victim child created in her damaged, inadequate womb, her sexual relationship with guy who I guess had mommy issues, her shitty fake tits, and then they blocked me…..and my life didn’t change one bit, except maybe not being the first to find these pictures of Demi posing in her bikini, but then again, who really wants to see a 50 year old in a bikini, no matter how much she bench presses, or how many ab crunches she can do in an hour. She’s disgusting. She was never hot. Just over-rated whore trash…..but you probably like her…so here it is…

Posted in:Demi Moore

2010

01

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Suburban Homeless of the Day

I don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is trying to pull off the homeless street kid look purchased at your local mall….I also don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is all that hot, but instead think she’s one of those Jojo Levesques who was only being lusted for cuz she was 17, and the day she turned 18, she became a troll of a bitch who only black guys like….

But this does remind me of this street kid by my house, unfortunately not nearly as hot as the street kid near my house. She is always half naked, showing off her skinny, hungry, drug addicted body, in a bikini top, or bra and little shorts, or a little punk rock skirt with no panties, that she intentionally positions herself to show everyone her pussy.

But maybe I just like mine better cuz I know I can have sex with her if I really wanted to shell out the 20 dollars….where as Hudgens is a little harder and living the good life for that to ever really happen…but when her free ride ends…I know the little slut in her, we’ve all seen, will make a comeback, and sometimes that’s good enough reason to keep tabs on a bitch…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

01

Sep

Mila Kunis is Pretty Alright of the Day

Mila Kunis is the kind of girl who doesn’t have to be half naked, fully naked, exposing her nipples, or her vagina, inserting things in her vagina, fingering her vagina, releasing video of her eating vagina, giving handjobs, licking asshole, or any of that other stuff my desensitized pervert ass needs to get off, or even to make me respect her/notice her as a person….She is just good the way she is…sure I wouldn’t mind seeing her doin’ those other things….actually I’d like it a lot, unless of course it was with her Culkin husband, because he looks HIV positive, but AIDS or not, I’d be more than happy to crawl inside this bitch…

Here she is on set with Timberlake….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

01

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Despite all the hate mail I get about stepNEWS, I’ve decided to start my day with it, because I figure you’ve never done shit for me, so I might as well put up what I want, but more importantly, random idiots and perverts are more interesting than celebrities in bikinis doing nothing entertaining but being in bikinis…unfortunately something that sucks me in everytime…but still not as important as these news clips…

Former Child Prostitute Speaks Out

A Houston teenager who was forced into prostitution is talking only to FOX 26 about her ordeal after a viewer helped find her alleged torturer.

Douglas Co. Police Search for Flasher

Douglas County police said a man was caught on video flashing children at a local store. Investigators said Tuesday that they want to get the guy before another child is traumatized and they said he has already done the same thing to other children.

Priest Won’t Be Charged Over Taped Sex

The Berks County district attorney said Tuesday his office won’t press charges against the Rev. Luis A. Bonilla Margarito because a police investigation determined that the relationship started when the girl was 18.

Man Slashes Throat in Court

A suburban Dallas man used a razor blade to slit his throat moments after a judge sentenced him to 40 years in prison.

Rape Suspect Flees Without Pants

Philadelphia police are searching for a rape suspect accused of attacking a woman near a subway entrance then fleeing the scene, leaving behind his pants, wallet, and shoes.

Strip Club Search Light Endangers Flight

The spinning search light atop a Dallas strip club flooded the cockpit of a jet preparing to land, sparking safety concerns

CA Doctor Found Dead in Chimney

A California doctor was found in the chimney, apparently in an attempt to get into the home of a man she was dating.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There used to be a girl who used to come over and put on vagina puppet shows 5 years ago. We never fucked, she would just knock on my door, I’d answer and she’d have her skirt hiked up, running dialog, like if she could borrow some milk, all while making her vagina talk. These vagina puppet shows were not really erotic, but still some of the best and only vagina puppet shows anyone ever performed for me….leading to a lifetime obsession with the idea of vagina puppet shows, but never finding a girl to take my requests seriously….

I ran into the vagina puppeteer today and she pretended she didn’t know me. Here I thought maybe we could go to a park nearby and relive the glory vagina puppet show days, but instead, she left me with nothing but feelings of inadequacies, like I wasn’t good enough to witness her secret talent she once shared with me…

I don’t know what bullshit I am running, cuz I didn’t actually didn’t bother trying to talk to her, partially because she was screaming insanity on the street while begging for money, and figured vagina puppet shows or not, it’s not worth the headaches because the vagina puppeteer was a crazy person and I try to avoid crazy people, it just didnt make for as good of a story…Here are my stepLINKS…

Did Miley Cyrus Get Plastic Surgery?
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Slutty Titty Photos for Vanity Fair
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Get Some of This Freshness
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Megan Fox’s Dress Is Eating Her Vagina
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Here’s the Type of Girl You’re Mom Will Hate and You Will Love
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Check Out the Tits on Wendy
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Big Tits in the Dressing Room – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Brunettes from the WWE
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REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NJ Danielle Staub Topless Pic
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy on Her Birthday
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Star is in the Bath and Its Sexy
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Hot for Calvin Klein
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Hotness
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Mariana Coggiola Makes Surfing Sexy
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Candice Swanepoel is Sexy No Matter What She Wears
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Lisa Ann’s Tits Are Almost Too Hot to Handle
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Laura Will Have You Thinking Impure Thoughts
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Megan Fox’s Vagina Is Eating Her Dress
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Veronika is a Naked Glamour Girl
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Who Knew Jenna Fischer from the Office Could Look So Hot
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Here’s The Roster of Sluts on Dancing With the Stars This Season
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Five Innovative Ways to Get Rid of a Girlfriend!
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who Giglianne Braga But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Cunt Gosselin is Fucking Delusional
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Bridgette Spreads Her Legs Wide Open
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Get a Load of Holly Valance
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Sluts From the Entertainment Tonight Emmy After Party
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You Really Can’t Argue With Natural Beauties
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Random Pic Dumps Mke My Shitty Life Better
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Jessica Alba is Sexy and Leggy on David Letterman
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The 30 Hottest FHM Covers Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bridgette Marquardt is Still Lookin Half Naked and Hot
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Stripper Pole Fail of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Lawler is Topless
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Tight Bodied Girl Next Door
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Playmate Olivia Paige
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Sam Ronson’s Dog is a Murderer. No For Real
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Top VH1 Reality Stars Who Have X-Rated Videos
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Katy Perry Areola Slip
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

31

Aug

Kelis Shitty Bra in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….

Posted in:Kelis