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2011

23

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens All Day…Vanessa Hudgens All Night of the Day

I’m making a club anthem called Vanessa Hudgens All Day…Vanessa Hudgens all night…Vanessa Hudgens Everywhere…cuz bitch went from being irrelevant and forgotten…to being everywhere before the release of her new movie…shit I’m posting pics of her everyday, this is today’s second post….making the whole leaked nude pics seem way more like an inside job….Trust me on this, I’ve been running this site for 6 years, it is always an inside job, especially when the bitch was legit a face on a milk carton just two months ago before announcing the break up for her fake relationship.

I just can’t get enough of this squirrel looking ethnic bitch…not that it matters…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Mar

Kat Dennigns Not in Self Shot Nude Pics for Complex of the Day

Kat Dennings is the bitch with great big tits who leaked some self shot nude pictures only to send her legal team after me, even though I was doing her a big favor by getting her noticed and known, a favor that went totally overlooked and unappreciated, which hurt me on so many levels, well none really, cuz she didn’t actually sue me and fell into her dirty stupid trap of how to get herself famous…cuz now she’s on the cover of Complex magazine, coincidentally my homies who I link daily cuz they are handsome and keep me feeling urban, not Keith Urban, cuz that’d be fucking gay…not that what I say matters, cuz I know you aren’t reading this…I also know this bitch should be more naked…you know considering the tits she hiding coupled with her level of no-fame and weird face..oh well. FOLLOW ME

Here’s the behind the scenes video…


To See The Interview and the Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Kat Dennings

2011

23

Mar

Kelly Brook Modeling Legs of the Day

Kelly Brook is pregnant. Take in these pictures of her photoshopped almost old lady body on it’s last model legs…cuz soon enough no photoshop strong enough will be able to save her and her broken down, stretched out stomach, vagina and milk filled tits that will be an obscene fucking size.

I know you are her fan. you’ve been watching her the last 15 years she’s tried to suck dick to the top…well apparently she’s finally swallowed…only with her mouth but with her uterus….These models are all such idiots, you give them direction and they always screw it up…idiots… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

23

Mar

Amazing Face of the Day

Here’s a new feature I’m starting here. It’s called Amazing Face…you know cuz it rhymes with Amazing Grace and I’m clever like that…or that is the extent of my clever….

I figure I’ll post a face of the day….today is Joan Collins….what the fuck is her face doing here? I can’t figure it out. She looks like Elizabeth Taylor’s gonna look in a month from now, provided she’s not cremated… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amazing Face

2011

23

Mar

Kate Upton Half Naked Doin’ Twitter Right of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton showing off how to use twitter by posting her half naked swimsuit model body half naked….

You see, I suck at twitter because I don’t have a pussy. I don’t post half naked pictures.

I am not on TV. I am not in the movies. I don’t have famous friends. I don’t have famous followers. I don’t have a youtube hit. I am not a viral sensation. I am not funny.

More importantly. I don’t have a pussy and I don’t post half naked pictures of myself..cuz really that’s all it takes….Kate Upton gets how it works. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

23

Mar

Selena Gomez Seduces Ellen the Lesbian of the Day

Ellen is such a sex offender…all lesbians are…especially the ones who seem non threatening, non-sexual, almost “kid” like. You know always clowning around, dancing around, making bad jokes, while looking absolutely non sexual in their outfit you’d expect a kid to wear to his first day of school, when that’s just the way the drag the young pussy into their comfortable homes….making them think they are safe, only to find out there’s a sex dungeon and 15 inch double sided dildo next to the stuffed toll painting station.

Creepy and Selena Gomez milking it with this Jon Benet look, wearing the tightest dress on purpose, cuz she likes hearing the constant drip of Ellen’s pussy, like a broken faucet. It makes her feel pretty in life where her fake boyfriend her manager makes her fake date, Justin Beaver is more interested in jerking off Usher than milking her young body….a young girl’s got needs and apparently so does Ellen! That weirdo… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2011

23

Mar

Sienna Miller for Old Times of the Day

I remember a time when Sienna Miller was naked in every movie….that made me her fan…that time is no more…I don’t even remember the last time she was in a movie and there’s no pregnancy to really blame, home wrecking maybe, but if she did get knocked up, that fucker died of AIDS inside her dirty party girl slut womb….but I still find her hot, diseased, irrelevant, clothed or not… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2011

23

Mar

AIDES Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video campaign I liked from France for Aids awareness cuz no one uses condoms anymore….

I don’t come from the old school mentality that Aids is a good thing cuz it kills off all the gays and blacks…I am from the mentality that AIDS sucks cuz it makes fucking possibly deadly.

Sure the disease is a lot of fear mongering and propoganda, but I’m still not gonna go to a gay bathouse for a bareback session on a Saturday night…and sure they’ve advanced the science of the disease and you can live forever with the shit and they probably have a cure for, but are waiting for the right moment to release it, like when the whole world has aids…

I hate condoms and like dirty pussy…so Aids awareness is for me! Except when I’m in the middle of fucking a whore, cuz it’s just better for her to break the news to me when I’m done, as announcing HIV mid-fuck is a real mood killer. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Aids

2011

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I’ve been trying to live like I’m not Elizabeth Taylor….what too soon? Never too soon when laughing at other people’s death while you know if you keep up this drinking, you’re fucking next….. FOLLOW ME

Seriously, There is Nothing Like Watching Shit Get Blown Up – VIDEO
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Ranking the Sexiest Cheerleaders in College Basketball
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Free Sex Shows Are the Best Kind of Sex Shows
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The Five Best Players in the Sweet 16
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Bret Michaels X Charlie Sheen = Destroyed Hotel Room
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EVERYONE NEEDS A PORTABLE STRIPPED IN THEIR LIVES!
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Vanessa Veasley Has One Hot Body
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Now THAT’S a Giant Dildo
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Man, When She Was in Her Prime, Liz Taylor Really Brought the Hotness
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Posted in:MHD

2011

23

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Pimping Out Her Ethinic Sister of the Day

I feel like Vanessa Hudgens and I are great friends now that her legal team has tried to bring me down and get me arrested for child pornography for posting her pictures that she claims are from when she was 17, which is impossible to prove, and if it was true, would make her the child pornograper for taking the picture, not that it matters, the pictures were censored and on the site for less than a minute and a huge part of me is convinced that it was still staged to pimp out her new movie…trying to take Disney career to the Lohan level…..

Now she’s pimping her 15 year old sister, it’s the family way. She mentioned her on Letterman….and now she’s out with her in public…and I guess as a fan of all girls who take nude pics or at least of trying to figure out their ethnicity via their bush ..I feel compelled to keep track of her career… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

23

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest stepNEWS that isn’t really news but that is probably more erotic than the actual news, which I assume is all about Elizabeth Taylor’s corpse, that is not quite as erotic as her tits in slow motion, cuz she conveniently died so CNN would have something to talk about to distract you from the real issues, like oil wars, terrorism and the end of the fucking world…

I figured when you’ve made it to 80, it’s not worth feeling bad about…or really talking abou….now the stepNEWS FOLLOW ME

Speaking of Death – Funeral horror caught on tape
A Manatee County family is grieving not just because they lost a loved one, but because of what happened at the cemetery during the funeral — and it was all caught on tape.

Chris Brown Outburst After TV Interview
R & B singer Chris Brown reportedly smashed a window with a chair in the dressing room of Good Morning America following an interview on Tuesday

Boy Describes Plan to Kill Teacher
ewly-released video of police interviewing a 15-year-old Goodyear boy charged in the attempted murder of his teacher.

Move to stop alleged cannibal’s release
Lawmakers in Rhode Island are attempting to prevent the release of Michael Woodmansee, a child killer and alleged cannibal.

Woman Groped While Waiting for Train
Light rail passengers chased down a man after he groped a woman while she was waiting a train.

22 arrests in Sumter online sex sting
Deputies in Sumter County this morning announced 22 arrests following an online sex sting.

Lohan’s Dad Arrested in West Hollywood
Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father, was arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly preventing his girlfriend from calling 911, holding her against her will and causing minor injuries, sheriff’s deputies said today.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the Elizabeth Taylor Edition of the Day

What I coincidence. I feel like death and Elizabeth Taylor is death…not that that’s a surprise on any level, you know cuz she looked like she’s been dying hard the last 10 years, and now she can happily bond with all her friends who died before her, from Michael Jackson to Richard Burton and 45 of her other husbands…..I mean provided death wasn’t a permanent thing and landed you in a fancy penthouse apartment party of the stars..which I can assume it isn’t….

I’ll always remember her hot tits in classic movies…The world has lost one of the last of the classics…from when Hollywood was glamorous…and the real tragedy is that she didn’t bring Parish Hilton and the other trash that fills LA with her in some fiery natural disaster…this dying peacefully shit without bringing down people with you is kinda dull considering how eventful her career was. Oh well…. FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Elizabeth Taylor|RIP Motherfucker

2011

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing to say at this time and that is my right. I got Saki Bombed for Japan. I feel like a Yuppie easily won over by hot Chinese women pretending to be Japanese for the sake of selling soup….You know who you are.

I’m classy – here are the stepLINKS!

Paris Hilton Hates Black People
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I Love a Good subway Flipout
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They Get Naked, You Watch
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Adrianne Currey is Tweeting Slutty Photos Again
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Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night – VIDEO
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Because Vacations Are All About Getting Laid
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Dita Von Tits Is Busting Out
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Doutzen Kroes Ugly Name Banging Body
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Amateur Self Fisting Anal
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Keep Score With the Girl Next Door: Hot Kendra Pics
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Have Some Good Fun With Great Toys
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JWoww Bikini Pics
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Kirstie Alley Shakes Her Giant Ass on Dancing With the Stars and Even an Asshole Like Me Has Got to Admit She Did Good. Wendy Williams on the Otherhand…. – VIDEO
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Wtf is Up With Kate Winslet’s Face
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Claudia Salinas, Minka Kelly, Candice Swanepoel, Josefina Cisternas Oh My
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Kate Upton Gallery Hotness
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Now Here’s a Great Set of Tits in an Animated GIF
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Yeah I’d Bang a Hollywood Mermaid
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Some Afternoon Nakedness: Celebrities Who Have Taken It All Off For A Lil’ Magazine Cover Action
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Miela Has One Hot Body
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Lucy Pinder & Rosie Jones Topless, Dykey, Photoshoot
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Michael Lohan Arrested For Felony Domestic Violence. They Should Have Arrested Him For Wearing Those Mesh Shirts and a Cell Phone on His Hip
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Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Hot
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Bree Olsen Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Hope Dworaczyk Brings the Hotness
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Hey There Hot Stuff
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Olga Kurylenko is Totally Bangable
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kylie Minogue Is A Goddess
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Striptease of the Day 2 For 1
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19 Year Old With Great Tits
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Veronika Simon on the Elevator
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7 Things to Do the Morning After a One Night Stand
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Keira Knightlet Is Looking Hot in Some Commercial
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Pastor Says He Had Sex With Teens To Cure Their Homosexuality
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Paris Hilton Hates Black Dudes. Or Maybe Just Vin Diesel
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Look Out! Miley Cyrus Takes Her Little Sister Under Her Wing.
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Jwoww Is Impressed By Her Big Tits
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Wyclef Shot In Haiti
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Thanks Selena Gomez – You’re Stupid Celebrity Tweet inspires – Giving Away Your Tap Water is So Fucking Generious – THe Scary thing is I know this is a fetish somewhere…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Mar

Eva Herzigova Pregnant Nipple for Harpers Bazzar UK of the Day

Here’s Eva Herzigova showing off her pregnancy for a magazine…

Nothing says disgusting like pregnancy. Nothing says I shoulda pulled out like pregnancy. Nothing says better late than never like pregnancy. I’m clearly not into ready to drop porn and see pregnancy in a very negative light, I don’t by the whole “it’s a beautiful natural process of womanhood to have a thing grow inside their pussies, only to rip through their pussies to leech of them for two or more decades”. If anything it’s the plot of a horror movie…

But I do like big tits, nipples that can feed me, and fucking bitches who can’t get knocked up cuz they already are with another man’s baby….So I’m torn… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Eva Herzigova

2011

22

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked for Fashion of the Day

Here’s the new Megan Fox doing something Megan Fox never did because of her ego that made her think she was better than other common whores and that she didn’t have to get naked for movie roles, a plan that is has backfired on her and that will end in her being naked in movies….She was like the stripper who only did stage shows, because she thought she was a performer who didn’t interact with her audience, when really she was nothing but a slut…cuz all girls, especially when they lose what they had, have to grasp reality and either take off their clothes or get a college degree and a career…

Her name is Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, but your virgin nerd ass already knew that, and she’s promoting some shit naked, and I appreciate this hustle… FOLLOW ME

Here she is with her bald boyfriend going out for dinner last night…if the naked pics weren’t enough for you…you transformer loving virgin piece of fucking shit… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely