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2018

20

Dec

Selena Gomez Sports Bra Tight Leggings of the Day

I guess Selena Gomez was allowed out of her padded room to take on some fitness, you know a casual hike with 40 of her handlers that are hired to keep her away from the Opiates or really anything she can kill herself with, because like Demi Lovato before her, she’ll angle her mental illness caused by being sold to the industry by her mother, as something she is not responsible for…it’s not a mind over matter thing when you’re a lazy mind thanks to having everything given to you all these years…you spoiled fuck….or maybe she can exploit LUPUS that forced her to buy a Kidney from one of her groupies who wanted to an acting career and though Selena Kidney Donor was the way to do it, these people so obsessed with fame they are willing to literally cut out organs to help a vapid psychopath who doesn’t give a fuck about them, because she can’t give a fuck about them, she’s so self involved there’s no way to factor in other people, unless it is to manipulate them into giving her organs…their organs…for her survival..

Well…Mentally Unstable Selena Gomez Doing Fitness with her Fake Tits and Kidney Transplant Scar…dealing with the hardships of being rich enough to retire a few times over….in a Poor Selena Gomez with that Terminal disease….that no one really sympathizes with since she’s fucking won at life and is pretty much done all she needs to do and ready to die off and open some opportunity for other people wanting her fame without being giant whiners about it….

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Selena Gomez Big TIts Sports Bra Tight LEggings

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2018

20

Dec

Gabby Epstein Still Topless of the Day

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I heard Gabby Epstein and every other girl on instagram trying to be hotter than they are – is getting fat sucked out of their stomach, injected in their asses, so they have that Kardashian waist to hip ratio, despite the Kardashians being dudes…they also get their faces filled with fucking plastics, while promoting the end of single Use plastics to save the oceans as an angle in their stupid fucking storylines that are all the same, zero inspiring, with content that is interchangeable….

But the scam works, they make a living, more than a bartender or bottle service girl they were destined to be, and they get to travel the world and do cool shit to document on their feed for perverts and people who can’t fake their IG numbers to get free trips as well as these ones do…

I don’t find this one hot, weird face, but it’s a girl doing travel content like she’s in SI and will likely end up in SI cuz they are trying to stay alive using the IG girls out there….

And really how can we hate travel content that’s got vagina definition and that is slutty as fuck when pretending to not be slutty….bikini pics all day motherfuckers I’m ready to look at it…

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2018

20

Dec

Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples of the Day

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Did you see that Dakota Fanning had hard nipples?

Of course you did…..you’re more into this shit than me, I am too busy sitting around staring at the wall to bother googling shit…my hands are sore from years of typing that has got me no where….seriously no where…but I think it’s really because there was no passion. I mean sure writing the site has been funny at times, annoying at other times, depressing at times, a waste of time at times, my legacy of 50,000 blurbs that don’t matter even if some were brilliantly clever, cutting, creative or mean….but the celebrity tits man…I just don’t care to track em…I am far more into sex worker tit in person who let me touch them for 10 dollars a song, sometimes less if I cleverly trick her to stop counting songs….

I mean Dakota Fanning hard nipples, sure I see the appeal, the fetish it is to her fans…but I can’t really get behind it with excitement…because girl could be diddling herself and I wouldn’t care…it’d just be another girl diddling herself…these whores are interchangeable..but I guess more interesting to talk about than politics…even though Politics has made a lot of websites a lot of money….but that’s really not an interest of mine…so I guess I’ll stick to the tits….

I’m glad we worked through this together. Dakota’s looking a little beat the fuck up.

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2018

20

Dec

Em Rata Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Em Rata is fucking garbage. She’s not even hot or cute, she’s got some fat tits on a skinny frame that distract from her mangled belly button, that are probably not even real tits, but that’s ok….she’s face injected, faking it on the instagram in a big way, all because she did a fucking nude music video and managed to leverage that into celebrity, timing man….it all happened at the right timing, like I guess anything does, where that she existed and will forever exist with all her pervert followers jerking off on the sidelines…..the one hit wonder that gets her shit played on repeat for at least 5-7 years….where brands stupidly throw money at her thinking she’s important…when really it’s just a “naw dawg, I’m just here for the tits”….

Pretty funny that she pulled this off and keeps pulling it off…and the real question is does she believe her own hustle and bullshit, does she think she’s a talent, or a babe, or a smart marketer and content producer or can she be self aware enough to admit that she was in the right place at the right time, fucking Kanye probably helped her get to the right place at the right time, but all the followers she has isn’t because she is interesting or good, she sort of was just that bitch to follow…not that I can follow her, I’ve been blocked…how fucking rude…right..no respect even though I was posting her tit pics before she was famous on the instagram for the tits….

Anyway, with some of the money she made, and her rich husband, she’s pushing some bikini line that she owns…you know be in charge of your own shit, be smart enough to start a brand before the ad money tries up when they realize your audience is all pervert dudes from Pakistan.

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Here she is looking like a pelican ..

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2018

20

Dec

Nina Dobrev Tits on Vacation with Julianne Hough of the Day

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Sluts who vacation together are still sluts…

We’ve got Nina Dobrev, who cares and Julianne Hough the bad Mormon….doing some BFF shit that may or may not include scissoring, I mean they are sexualized at a young age, celebrities with no souls, who turned their back on the church to be famous in their own right as dancers and pussy on TV people jerk off to…so we can assume they scissor…but if they don’t…they have seen each other’s vaginas…cuz all girls have seen each other’s vaginas…it is something they do to make sure they are better off than their friends…you know cuz girls are competitive, fake and catty and when they do this whole BFF thing we know, especially when they are from Hollywood, that it’s tactics to leverage each other’s fans for their own personal gain….but we’ll pretend they are BFFs on some lesbian vagina comparing trip..you know buy into their bullshit storyline…because it’s Christmas and no matter how transparent they are….they are sluts and we love sluts but we prefer when their slutty is better than this contrived shit…seriously…what the fuck kind of clickbait is this…at least use social media for what it’s designed for…and expose yourself proper.

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

20

Dec

Ali Michael Weird Shoot of the Day

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Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She’s pushing 30 if she’s not already 30 still doing the same tricks because she didn’t sell out to the man, even though her whole act of too cool for school is some poser try hard shit…and the real clever girl getting naked is the one who is already rich as fuck by 30 so she can spend her time doing things she likes, like breeding, or cooking, or shopping…or making arts and crafts…I don’t know what girls do…I just know this one should pivot the nudity quick and cash out…even though we all know she’ll be fine with her rich sperm she got filled with.

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2018

20

Dec

Jenny McCarthy Sloppy Old Tits of the Day

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It’s always fun to see how shitty breast implants that made one of the most annoying characters famous….age…because girl is fucking old and those tits are looking fucking weird…but not too weird for Donnie from NKOTB, something she probably used to masturbate in the bath as a teen girl with the shower head as these groupie girls do, now living that dream on her pile of money from being one of the most annoying characters the 90s or early 2000s shat out…but at least she got her start doing playboy, I find that always grounds success…like whenever I see Charlize Theron or other whores who took Playboy coverage mainstream make it in the mainstream…I feel good about it…knowing it took some whoring to get here but they got here….except for Jenny McCarthy because I remember those screams and sounds she used to make in her horrible comedy that overpowered her willingness to show tit…..but as it turns out…tits can overcome all.

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2018

20

Dec

Hilary Duff Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jesus Christ Hilary Duff’s got a fat ass….I guess she’s trying to do that whole 30+ content for women like her who have seen their metabolism slow down, but their love of carbs and sugary treats go up…..leading to whatever the fuck we are looking at here…..

I get that the Dad Bod is a thing, because girls have daddy issues and want to feel the love they never felt from their dad, all while fucking older richer dudes than them, you know to be taken care of….where as the Mom Bod…is not hot. Nothing dudes want to jerk off to, or be a part of, even those of us who like some fat ass and fat thighs sometimes, we prefer them on instagram girls who look like they use too much photoshop but really are just getting the fat sucked out of their stomach into their ass like they should..

This natural thickness may be hot to some of you fucking weirdo Hilary Duff fans…so take take it all in, like she takes in that creampie…making the babies that turn her body to whatever the fuck this kind of MUSH is.

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2018

20

Dec

Courtney Stodden Pussy for Instagram of the Day

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Courtney Stodden posted some shit to instagram….but at least she is well aware of what she’s about, what her place in the world is, who she is, what the core of her soul and public image is…and that is some kind of sex worker, sexualizing herself…after finding a way to make herself famous as the child bride to an actor no one ever gave a shit about…getting her reality shows, brand deals, tabloid coverage so that now she can continue her fame arc as it plummets to irrelevance…cuz we’ve seen all she has to offer and she’s just getting older and older and fatter…but the clown tits stay the same age and I guess on the decline she’ll want to showcase those as much as she can cuz they are fun.

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2018

20

Dec

Kaylee Killion Naked of the Day

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Here’s Kaylee Killion getting naked for Instagram to get attention and noticed because she’s not all that hot, so she’s gotta put that effort into getting herself out there, to make up for what she doesn’t naturally have….

It’s like all these instagram girls are fucking trolls, a variation of a troll, trying to get noticed half naked, cuz that’s what they are good for…body parts…not a sum of their parts…but the asshole, or the nipple…or whatever…but the package deal as a whole is what you’d expect it to be…not worth the 5 dollars you spend a month on their patreon to see their butthole….but it’s only 5 bucks, bitch clearly needs.

Kaylee Killion….nipples in underwear for some bullshit…not important…not special..creative or interesting…but on the internet for all to partake in…