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2018

17

Apr

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Booty of the Day

Iskra Lawrence should wear brighter colored bikinis so that she doesn’t get confused as a whale before going out into the ocean on a paddleboard to work on her core, in what we can assume will be more of a laying on the paddleboard and trying not to engage any muscles, unless she sees some sea food that she can dive down and eat because she loves to eat….

The face is that this Iskra Lawrence chick was a skinny aspiring model getting no where, so she figure let it out, get fat, and pretend you’re body positive and that the world needs to listen to you….go viral…and brands will throw money at you….

Basically exploitative of fat people, the black face of black people, the AL JOLSON of fat people….because fat people are far too lazy to get out there, put themselves out there, even the loud obnoxious ones…because they are ashamed of being fat…

While a skinny girl who got fat can see it as the novelty act that it is..

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2018

17

Apr

Sandra Kubicka Naked of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is some fake tits I follow on Social Media….because that is the whole point of instagram…Follow them Sluts…who get naked and half naked….

A slutty hot bodied Polish chick who lives in Miami with her famous and rich DJ boyfriend who recently proposed to her…and I know this all from Social Media, even though I have no idea who she is, but I do see her nude photoshoot LIKE THIS….

My brain is filled with a whole pile of fucking nonsense, and her tits, likely filled with implants…and face filled with injections….Eastern European sex work who has got her a rich guy proposing…good hustler living the good life.

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2018

17

Apr

Ashanti Thickness of the Day

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Hey Look it’s Ashanti…

I guess she’s on some Andy Kaufman, Elvis, Tupac shit…where people think she died in a plane crash in the Bahamas on one of their jumper planes….but is in fact alive and half naked..

Because that’s how compelling Social Media is…it sucks all these people who staged their deaths to come out of the woodwork and famewhore again…

That Zuckerberg knows how to manipulate motherfuckers and speak to their core ego…

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Pervert of the Day Squirts Something on a Woman’s Pants to Feel her Up and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Getting a Physical

Marathon Runner Takes a Pee

Bear Brings out a Surprise of the Day

Street Crosser of the Day

The People VS Starbucks

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that the new bro, the new mainstream, the frat boy loser bro, is into the dot com billionaire, bio-hacking, kettlebell workouts, microdosing, ketogenic diets, posting topless selfies of themselves to show off their workouts while learning about it in Podcasts by the same group of Tony Robbins rip off artists…

Because these people, the mainstream are too busy doing squats to read blogs, but listening to podcasts while they excel at life being alphas…is where it’s at…

Leaving me alone, with a blog, without a podcast…

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Hot Tara Reid Skinny Leg Panty Flash
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Judge Harry is Dead!!
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Weird Zsa Zsa Gabor Auction Items…
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Million Dollar Feberge Flower
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HOT OR NOT – Jennifer Garner…
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Did I Post the Ocean’s 8 trailer?
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Crushing Mirror Polished Ball in a Hydraulic Press
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Motorcycle Wobbles…
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The World’s Largest Telescope
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2018

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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All this Coachella content was exhausting and I hated every second of it…but the good news is that I don’t bother with Social Media, because I hate the general population, and have no interest in seeing what these people are up to…even the slutty pics are boring…repetitive dog shit…

Luckily, I can sit here and drink my way through it, while reflecting on everything I’ve failed at in life, that forces me to continue doing this…

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Environmentalist Leo DiCaprio on his Private Jet with Sluts….Cami Morrone…
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New Place to Find Pussy
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Girls are Getting Kendall Jenner Nipple Surgery…
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Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Auction
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Megan Fox in Lingerie
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The Most Crowded Island in the World
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Reporter Takes a Mud Facial
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Inside the Tesla Factory
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Tallia Storm in a Bra
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Chopra in a Bikini
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Your Boy John Cena Single…
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4k Tour of the Moon
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Ariel Winter and her Big Tits
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Lisa Appleton Nude and Disgusting
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Majestic Ocean Experience
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Azealia Banks Raped
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Rihanna Pasties.
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Carrie Underwood and her New face…
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Effects of Komodo Dragon Venom
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Train VS Truck
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Britney Spears Key to Happiness is Selective Amnesia
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Lesbians of the Day
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Hiking Surprise…
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The Great Bagel battle – Montreal VS New York
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Bieber at Coachella Looking Like a Crazy Person
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Heather Locklear Law Abiding Citizen….
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Emily DiDonato Getting Wet
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500 Dollar Woman and her Tits
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Naked Chick Escapes a Fire….
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Girl Sucking her Feet – Uses Speculum in her Pussy
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Busty Thai Chick
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Girl Who Loves Grabbing her Tits
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2018

16

Apr

Demi Lovato Bikini Booty of the Day

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Demi Lovato was at Coachella, because obviously she was at Coachella, she’s a Disney Kid, designed strictly for commercial purposes, much like Coachella…and it is the place to market the fuck out of anything you can…while pretending to have a great time, a spiritual time…who cares….

I don’t know any Demi Lovato songs, but apparently she’s a huge talent, a huge act, straight from the mean streets of who the fuck cares, stage parents created her and broke her, but she’s still out there getting paid…and thanks to them she can package herself as some bi polar werido to justify her bad behavior, you know Disney spinning stories to make the public relate to her for her cunt behavior…

She’s probably pushing 35, she’s a big girl, who plays a hot girl in a huge percentage of her instagram pics, at least since being dumped by Valderamma….

ALl while not being hot, but famous, and it’s easy for her to show off an ass when it’s so big…and when people everywhere are showing off their asses….they know the angles…and this one is a professional at it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Halsey’s Crackhead Nipples of the Day

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Halsey is a crackhead who has had paparazzi images of her snorting whatever the fuck she was snorting, whether it was ritalin, or coke, or meth, or MDMA, snorting drugs, is some crackhead shit..

I know that all the cool kids love snorting drugs, I know that snorting was big in the 80s, but we still live in a world where WEED is illegal…

So this crackhead, who is best known for being vocals on some EDM songs, a party girl by trade, who only exists because she was at the raves raging and sucking the right dicks…is just doing her…

And Yves St Laurent…endorses that…which for someone from a different era, knows of athletes being arrested and kicked out of the NBA for being caught with weed…what the fuck…

Yet performers can snort fucking drugs and brands still support them…makes no sense…but here’s the nipples…if you look hard enough…

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2018

16

Apr

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…

Sophie Mudd went viral a few months ago as one of Kanye’s girl…in his Yeezy Campaign, being one of the girls who plays Kim K, because I guess Kanye or his Photographer knew about the tits before the rest of the world did….

And really they are some serious fucking tits, tits I believe are the future, about to hit 1,000,000 followers, ready to take on the pop culture mainstream with her tits, and the whole thing…makes sense to me…

I am sure she’s a pain in the ass…entitled and annoying and only going to get more obnoxious with the instagram as she gets more and more famous like the tits before her, like Kanye’s other girl Rat Cow, but the good news is we can still look at the tits….whether she’s annoying or not…since everyone is annoying….let’s focus on the tits.

HERE ARE HER BIG TITTIES IN A HOT TUB

Here she is in the Desert..

Posted in:SFW|SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

16

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Dance of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley needs to simmer the fuck down…

She’s 100 fucking years old, yet still publishing self produced content of dancing in a bathing suit like some idiot 20 year old…

Shouldn’t she have some level of exclusivity, not that anyone really wants to see this, I mean other than her mass of 45 year old fans who are probably the only people who come to this site, so this one’s for you, only person who keeps me doing this…as the young kids don’t know we exist…so I rely on women like Elizabeth Hurley posting shit like this to give me content to publish..

I just think that she should be more classy, a little more exclusive, a little more “if you want to see an Hollywood Star and Bikini model from the 90s dance in a bathing suit, pay an admission fee”….

But instead…she’s giving it away, far less classy than her accent would make you think….

I mean this was a woman who fucks really rich guys, 20 years later, putting out low level insta slutty content…because I guess a ho is a ho forever..