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2017

20

Dec

Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit…

I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright…

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2017

20

Dec

Irina Shayk Titty Cowboy for Love Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia…

The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires, or fucking billionaires, no longer seductive spies, but just as manipulative and tactical, using it to get fucked by pop culture, since Brad Cooper and Ronaldo are pop culture and making a life of that…for yourself because you’re hot Russian bride…

This is for Love Magazine, I hate promoting their shit, they don’t promote me, and it’s not that good, but it’s Irina Shayk fetish is stronger than my hate for this clickbait….

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2017

20

Dec

Katy Perry in Renaissance Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess Katy Perry was out to prove that no matter what era she channels, in costume or whatever, she’s still bunk as fuck, bootleg, unattractive, as shit….

No matter how hard she tries, and she is fucking trying…she’s still very difficult to jerk off to…and really fucking terrible to listen to, probably one of the worst

Yet she’s rich, people suck up to her and bitch has no idea…I hate everything about this monster…

She’s a shit fetish, even grosser than a german one.

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2017

20

Dec

Santa Claus Gets Punched in the Face and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Knife Fight

A Retrospective on the Male String Bikini

Kangaroo Punches Kid in Face

Crackhead and her Dead Owl

Cat Stuck in a Can Gets Raped by Other Cat

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2017

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night, I dreamt about my computer getting stolen by a hooker in a third world country….and not about having sex with the hooker in a third world country…but rather me running after the people the hooker gave my computer to…officially too old to even dream about fucking…while also being the guy who talks about his fucking dreams like they fucking matter…in a world where most people find listening to people talk about their dreams a fate worse then death….fuck the death sentence, just lock killers in a room listening to people describe their dreams…24 hour programming of that shit a day…it is the worst, but this is a blog, my journal, and you’re the creepy voyeur accidentally reading this while looking for tits…

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Juicy Booty of the Day
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Elle Fanning in Some Non Period Friendly Outfit
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Nude Willis Sisters Brewing
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Abandoned Mall Turned into Winter Wonderland
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Tesla Model X vs Toyota Land Cruiser
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12,000 Dominos
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Celebs do Christmas Too – Despite Being Demons
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2017

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw two horny geriatric aged people in the park making out….like teenagers…the guy was behind the woman, who looked like her ass was falling off of her in her old lady leggings..and dude kept smacking it like he was trying to bring it back to life…it was weird..but hot as weird as when he went for the pussy…

But I guess it was inspiring, reminding us all that you’re never too old to grab her by the pussy….

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Celebs Decorating for Christmas
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Old Lady Gaga is Doing a Vegas Residency / Drag Show
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Some Playboy TV Chick Doing some Christmas Erotica
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Kate Upton Plays Slutty Tennis
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Fireman Saves a Man – Saving his Dog on Ice
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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Braless babe of the Day
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Selena Gomez’s Mom Hates Bieber.
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Everyone Is Excited Kournikova Made a baby.
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Hit and Run Driver Gets Arrested
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Polar Bear Finds Spy Cam
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Oceans 8 – The Vagina Years – Trailer
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Marisa Papen – Naked in Venice beach
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NBC is Bringing Back The Office – Because Why Do Original Content
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Jessica Moor in a Bikini
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Dog Hates the Middle Finger
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Farrah Abraham is a Good Mom
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Expert Ping Pong Player
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Throwback Brooke Burke Nude Shoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like a Crazy Person
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Madison Beer Hiding the Tits
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Charlotte McKinney on a Scooter – Hiding Tits
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Mila KUnis Eats Gelato
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Lesbians Being Watched
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Naked Suicide Girl of the Day
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Japenese Squirt Challenge of the DAy
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Naked Porn Chick Named Alexis Ford
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Pornstar Georgie Lyall in some Star Wars Parody
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Naked Girl Drinking Her Juice
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Hitachi Wand on a Cam Girl
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Masturbation of the Day
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2017

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne does not exist, I mean besides to her drug dealer who is pumping her full of what I assume is Heroin or MDMA, raver shit for the broken heart…

But she does have a lot of fucking followers, is getting a lot of work, is making money – like she was still on a Disney Show…and she almost matters thanks to social media…

So to celebrate that, girl’s gotta post a damn panty shot…it’s how she knows she’s alive.

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2017

19

Dec

Tove Lo is Naked and Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Tove Lo. She sings one popular song…she is Swedish and she likes showing her tits, usually while performing…like some kind of pervert flasher…but a woman…so it’s not rape.

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…because this isn’t some life changing content – but you will have seen her tits…

And really, they are tits you’ve probably already seen before because she’s that kind of performer…one who understands what the fans want to see….and that is a good thing that the performers who aren’t showing there tits should learn to do….but in this era of tits everywhere, there are very few of them really who aren’t showing tit – since everyone shows their tits – so much tit – I don’t know what to do with all the tits…I already started a website for the tits and I can’t keep up with the tits…but TITS.

I don’t know what this promo is for, but it’s a good way to get people to notice you…not that they’ll remember you, and if you pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if people still jerk off to tits…IT IS A GOOD STRATEGY.

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2017

19

Dec

Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice…

She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds…

She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life…

She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird…

But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit.

I think I’m in love.

Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face…

Posted in:Alec Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin|Ireland Baldwin

2017

19

Dec

The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day

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This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells…

I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool.

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