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2017

08

Feb

Bella Hadid Nipple for Love Magazine of the Day

Bella Hadid is the bootleg Hadid that some think is the better Hadid…because she’s less popular, mainstream, and the less popular sister is always the naughty one who ends up killing herself, but in this case, she just rides that Hadid wave and cashes in on the family business that makes no sense to any reasonable person, but that makes sense in this internet fame whore world…

I like to think of her as more of the girl who got blasted by big black dick, because rich girls like to fill voids, through cock, especially when they are the least popular sister…but I figure this one is clever enough to realize she’s already fucking scamming hard enough and to be as important as Gigi doesn’t fucking matter, because she’s doing pretty fucking good just being in her fucking shadow…with her nipples out…in Love magazine…nipples…you can stare at like you were the Weeknd without actually needing to be the Weeknd, that tour schedule..so tough to keep up…

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2017

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Creepy Face is a Self Proclaimed Human Vibrator of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out, but I know dudes love jerking off to her, because she’s on TV and has been on TV for a longtime, and even though she’s not jailbait anymore, she still looks like she’s 12, thanks to her parents doing what gymnast parents used to do, and that’s anything to stunt her growth so that she can keep the teen roles coming in…until she fall apart and she can’t get away with it!!

She’s the big sister of Ariel Winter, with the smaller tits, probably hating her and her tits for all the hype they are getting…

Anyway, she’s saying she’s a twitchy weird chick…full on telling the world she’s a vibrator…weird..

I have no idea why I am posting this…BUT I AM…fascinating..

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2017

08

Feb

Rita Ora in a Diaper of the Day

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I guess when you let all kinds of big dick black guys ram the fuck out of your ass to get you a career in music – despite no one ever hearing any of your songs – you have to deal with the consequences – by wearing a diaper the rest of your fucking life…

Unless this is just some fat chick shaping underwear, which it probably is, but I am going with diaper…or even abortion panties…you know reminiscent of the 1950s pre-maxi pad when women had to wear things like this to deal with her period…only with less period and more unwanted babies that are a terrible consequence of letting dudes cum up inside her..

WHO KNOWS….

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2017

08

Feb

Hailey Clauson Titty Grab of the Day

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Big and Busty Hailey Clauson who is best known for her Sports Illustrated cover shoot dream …who is best known for suing the Urban Outfitters because they used pics of her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set participating in the whoring out of his 16 year old daughter Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….which is exactly what happened – cashed the fuck in or out – and this modeling is just for fun.

Hailey Clauson is some 21 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taken them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues and applies to everyone…YAY…thanks INTERNET…..

Here’s her tit grab for – what I assume is SI…

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2017

08

Feb

Rihanna LIVES and is in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Rihanna went full “aviator” because she fucking loves that movie…with Harper’s Bazaar and her team came up with this powerful quote to go along with the images because of…..Feminism…

“There’s something so special about a woman who dominates in a man’s world. It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer. Amelia Earhart was such a dynamic force in her industry, setting multiple aviation records in her time. So it was a no-brainer for me to team up with Harper’s BAZAAR in honor of a woman who held her own with the big boys.”

Rihanna is some High School drop out who doesn’t know shit about anything like writing words or reading them. She probably knows nothing about avaition, Earhart, but she knows all about hard ons…like ears and hearts….only that she sucks…to have a career..that isn’t just handed out you know…

She’s an immigrant from Barbados who came to America to become the biggest star, a country where their black people feel oppressed just driving their Mercedes like my UBER driver…who hate that there’s a China Town and not a Black Town…yet Rihanna comes in, on some immigrant visa and becomes Rihanna….DICKS WERE SUCKED…SHE LIVED IN A FUCKING SHANTY….i want the real Hollywood story…not the

It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer.

It would make me mad, but I’m staring at her tits.

The best pic in the series is her being a plane dancer, which was the job the husband pilot made the wife do to get paid…and hope she died…that said, Rihanna didn’t die in the making of this photoshop….

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2017

08

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Import Car Model of the DAy

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Here’s a recent shoot of Charlotte McKinney for some magazine that will remain nameless, until the Playboy photographer reaches out and tells me to remove them, but figure I can go unnoticed since magazines barely exist anymore, and this is the internet – all shoots are pretty much everyone’s shoot…

These pictures show that Charlotte McKinney is more than just tis, she’s also thin legs a good ass in that pose, and she looks good well lit and made up next to cars – like a 80s photoshoot I probably once jerked off to. Classic pin-up style car model…something I’d expect her to be…you know a nameless Glamour model at the car show showing off a new product that gives old car new shine…but instead she’s rich, lives in Malibu, fucks rich guys and has been on TV….doing photoshoots about what she should probably be doing professionally…Meta…

Who cares…she looks her best…and that’s what matters…it should be celebrated…less horseheaded and irrelevant than usual….good job..she I can be positive sometimes…

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2017

08

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

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Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder…

The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it….

So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head…

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2017

08

Feb

Charli XCX in Her Bra for Kimmel of the Day

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Charli XCX did the Kimmel Show..or as I like to call it…the show with the guy who was fucking Sarah Silverman for many years despite her being a man, not funny, annoying as fuck…and sloppy at best in terms of sex appeal…I guess those were his fat years, pre hit nightly talk show years, and I should get over his horrible past, and focus on the fact that when acts we aren’t quite sure about, but that we have seen perform a lame party once, and it was lame, except for the fact she was an exhibitionist….are on his show…they show off their bra on social media like a good girl…who knows how to make it work….

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2017

08

Feb

J,Lo Hard Nipple and Leggings Wants You to Jerk Off to Her of the Day

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Yesterday, or the other day, I wrote that J.Lo was a cockroach just won’t fucking die…I meant to say she’s a cucaracha….because you know she’s Spanish, or just exploits her Spanish heritage to justify her booty, but more importantly she was a triple threat during the late 90s when latina ass, including Ricky Martin’s mattered…

She’s still scamming and as a scammer she’s still up to her old tricks as they pay…and the Spanish fans fucking love it, they are loyal people and like their own in action, but it’s pretty depressing, lame, but money comes in, fans throw their panties at her, and that’s what she lives for…you know..mainstream, top tier…prostitute, who instead of fucking her clients she scams them into buying tickets to her show..and unlike the Mexican you mistake her for…there’s no donkey show…jsut some aggressive gyrating – as per this video she posted on her social media…

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2017

08

Feb

Kate Hudson Workout Erotica of the Day

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Kate Hudson is still hot in her own right despite being old and used up…so long as you can’t see her face filled now asian looking face – because they went too fucking aggressive on her…so she now looks asian…

But her mom booty is into fitness, and looking fit, the kind of booty that in its younger years almost made Owen Wilson kill himself, making it seem to be a pretty talented booty, however, when I think about it, the only booty that’s made me want to kill myself is my wife’s she’s disgusting…so it can go either way….either it’s too good, or too bad for him, and from this perspective, it’s good enough….especially at 40…makes me want to hit the gym midday for some mom ass while the kids are in school pussy hanging out of their yoga pants erotica….but not really…I’ll just watch the video…

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