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Archive for the Bikini Category

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

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So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

06

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

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I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.

Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

03

Apr

Paris Hilton Robot Bikini of the Day

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Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.

Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Robot|Slut

2009

03

Apr

Tamara Mellon Brings Her Bikini Out One More Time of the Day

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Tamara Mellon has the smallest ass on a 40 year old I think I’ve ever seen. Sure, I see these mom’s jogging, and trying their best to get a tighter body that an 18 year old heartbreaker, all the fucking time, but even in their bullshit expensive designer spandex pants, they just never manage to pull it off this good.

So I don’t know what this Tamara bitch is into, but I am guessing an eating disorder or a cocaine addiction that she can afford because she’s very rich. So girls take fucking notes because you could us a little of this.

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

02

Apr

Liz Hurley and Some Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

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Liz Hurley has a bikini line, but Liz Hurley isn’t the Liz Hurley she once was, so she knows better than to get in one, since people like me will pull some before and after animated gifs and blame the bikinis for making her look like shit, making her go broke, when really we should blame her aging, laziness, bad diet, marriage, babies, or whatever else makes a bitch’s body go south, when it should be going north, you know to wrap the fuck up in snowsuits while dog sledding as Inuits kill baby seals, so that we don’t have to see their sloppy asses. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|Liz Hurley

2009

02

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Second Day in a Bikini of the Day

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Yesterday I never heard of her, today, I do my second post on her. I’m pretty fucking easy…just get half naked, and I’m yours…

Here’s Jimmy Choo owner and very rich and luxurious Tamara Mellon, who I can assume acts like one of the cunts in Sex and the City, you know, all materialistic, with her faggot drinks, talking about luxury retreats and spa treatments, not giving guys like me the time of day, because we are fat and wear stained clothes, have no money, and want to leech off of them like they were our stripper girlfriends going out and getting naked to pay the bills while we sit on our asses playing videogames all day.

She’s in her bikini day 2 and I may or may not love her, but that could be because I love Christian Slater and wonder if I could still smell him on her…but I think it’s because of her pretty tight, very rich, materialistic, superficical, self-involved 40 year old body….

I just got caught behind some 40 year old lookin’ rich mother at the coffee shop. She was gabbin’ off on her cell phone about bullshit only she and other rich mothers with nothing better to do would care about. She stood up the line, because she was too busy trying to get her idiot fucking friend who she goes to the gym with and who she saw earlier that day to get her order straight, because I guess 1 pm is coffee time, for cunts who just spend their days spending their husbands money. The worst fucking thing about all of this, was that the woman wasn’t even attractive. I am talking decent body because she has to maintain you know, but a face that would stop fucking traffic, or maybe just motivate a motherfucker like me, to run her down because of fear we were under some kind of Alien Attack and I was Will fucking Smith….

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

01

Apr

Christian Slater’s Ex- Rockin’ Out on the Beach of the Day

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Her name is Tamara Mellon and I was going to rip into her for being a fame fuckin’ whore who recently got dumped by Christian Slater and is now using his handout to go on vacation and clear her groupie whore mind, but I accidentally googled her and found out that she’s ridiculously successful. She was an editor a Vogue, started a shoe company called Jimmy Choo and if I know what that shit is, it means it’s big. Celebs love the shit, money grubbin’ wallet fuckers love the shit, rich kids on coke love the shit, Jimmy Choo is huge.

So I guess it is possible, women can make it in the world, I’m sure there’s more to this story, I mean she must have fucked someone, somewhere along the line, I mean I know I wouldn’t turn down her 40 year old ass if it came knockin’ at my door for a small investment, unfortunately all I can afford is a jar of Sea Shells my wife brought back from her Florida retreat 2 years ago, I mean that and the magical fingers, if you have the ability to ignore smells and permantent lesions and stains. Oh baby, am I turning you on yet???

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Christian Slater|Ex

2009

30

Mar

Kelly Brook in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I am taking so long to post pictures, it’s because I paid a homeless dude 2 dollars to let me take a picture of his dick. I am now wondering if that makes me gay or not, but after lookin’ at these pictures of Kelly Brook, some UK model no one cares about, and her ridiculous tits, I realize, I’m definitely not, I just like exploiting the desperate, no matter what gender they are. Here she is in some staged bikini/bathing suit pics.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Bikini|Kelly Brook

2009

26

Mar

Bob Sinclair and His Wife in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s some electronic music I like and a lot that I hate. Bob Sinclair is the cheesy dance music I fucking hate. It’s not so much him or the success he’s seen. But more the people he leads.

He is the leader of the Ed Hardy movement and in Montreal at least, the king of the chachi motherfuckers. Whenever his songs about feeling the love, or worlds going on, these lame motherfuckers start screaming and dumping their bottles of vodka on hot stupid girls, who don’t know better, because the media tells them this kind of behavior is ok to imitate, all while rocking 200 dollar T-shirts they buy with their parent’s credit card.

Here’s Bob Sinclair’s wife in a bikini, because I can only assume she’s some Euro trash coke slut he met in Ibiza while she was DJ Whoring her way to the fuckin’ top. Sure he’s got a great lifestyle, partying all night, traveling the world for free, fucking hot partysluts, but that doesn’t mean he’s good or cool according to me and I’m sure that really upsets him…Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Bob Sinclair|wife

2009

23

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

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So Christian Milian is out in Hawaii with her boyfriend, who is some rapper named The-Dream. I can just see how this is going to end, she’ll find out he cheats on her every chance he can get, and doesn’t appreciate just being the “number one shorty”, cuz she has an ego, and thinks she deserves to be a queen and that her rapper boyfriend should be exclusive to her, without realizing that when he tours pussy is thrown at him and a lot of the time it’s not even hotter pussy than hers, but just different pussy, and that keeps things fresh and allows him to put up with her whiney bullshit, because the second a woman tries to limit a man from fucking other girls, is the minute that man hates her.

So she’ll probably act up, he’ll probably Chris Brown her, and that’s just the hip hop world way….

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Milian