2009
23
Apr
The good news is that my favorite celebrity, the one famous girl I can honestly say is the caliber woman I am used to, is still in the Caribbean showing off her hot bikini body.
The bad new is that she’s not showing off the replacement vagina on her leg. That shit turned me on. Maybe I’m desensitized by all the nudity I see that I can only get off to vaginas in obscure places…like in my freezer….
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini
2009
22
Apr
I know these pictures came out a couple days ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them, because everytime I opened them, I would start masturbating, but I’ve finally got over the hotness of Amy Winhouse and the replacement vagina she is growing on her leg long enough to get it up, but I better end this post now or it’ll be over for me.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Leg
2009
21
Apr
Lisa Rinna is old, doctored, and pretty fucking fit. She’s in this month’s playboy, I haven’t seen it yet, but with that vagina on her face, I guess there’s really no point in seeing her actual pussy, it’ll just be some deflated mess in her panties that will just let me down and my life is filled with enough of that, so I don’t want to deal with it right now. You know keep the dream of a collagen pussy alive.
I think these pics are from the weekend and hit yesterday, I’m slow. Deal with it.
Hey Fat Chicks, if you’re wondering how she stays fit, watch this video….
Posted in:Bikini|Body|Hot|Lisa Rinna|Tight
2009
21
Apr
So Brooke Hogan was out filming a video for what I assume is her new album and that’s a perfect example of why having a trashy uneducated father with a lot of money comes in handy. The reason I threw in uneducated, is because the rich kids I’ve met over the years who have parents who aren’t ex-wrestlers/glorified stripclub bouncers, get forced into college when they throw out genius ideas like how they want to be the next Britney Spears, where people like Hulk Hogan, who are blinded by the fact that he thinks his daughter is the best out there, and the guilt from stickin’ his dick in her one night, that he can’t say no, and instead spends what he’d spend on a year of tuition on cutting her album and filming her video where she gets half naked, cuz Hulk and his years of stripclub bouncing knows guy want to get their money worth, especially when it is his money, and like a lap dance, that he’s just flushing down the fucking toilet, because this Khloe Kardashian version of Paris Hilton is going nowhere.
That said, to put things into persepective, her boyfriend who you’d think is a little weasel motherfucker in these pics, is actually 6 foot 2 and 190 pounds….I guess she’s the top. Enjoy. Weirdo.
Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan|Video
2009
15
Apr
Elle Macpherson is one of the first supermodels I can remember jerking off to in the 80s, like really diggin and jerkin’ off to because I am sure there were many before her, but they remain nameless and she’s the one that stands out in my tattered brain.
Here she is on vacation with her kids and based on the waterskiing, it looks like she’s holding onto the past, because last time I checked, no one fucking waterskis anymore, it’s a thing of the past, dated like neon sun protecting cream, an ancient art and passtime, which is appropriate, because so is Elle Macpherson’s vagina. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..good one.
Posted in:Bikini|Elle Macpherson|Pictures|Vacation
2009
14
Apr
Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.
Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running
2009
14
Apr
If you’re life was a Hip Hop music video, you’d probably be a much happier person, as long as the Hip Hop music video was one of those ballin’ shits with expensive everything, hot bithces, booze, cash being thrown around, mansions and not this or this or this:
Here are the pictures of Florida/Flo Rida in Florida with some slut in a bikini.
2009
14
Apr
If you don’t know who Ana Obregon is, you’re a piece of fucking trash. Your life is void of any culture or class and you just live in your dirty, tunnel vision, cookie cutter, suburban whitebread life.
IF you took a second to step out of you’re sheltered Garth Brooks obsessed smalltown life, and maybe picked up a book every once in a while, or even enrolled in a night class, or cooking class, or any class to expand your fucking mind a little, you’d know that this haggard, weathered, Goddess is well known to American audiences because she was on an episode of Who’s the Boss. Yes. Who’s the fucking Boss, as Tony Danza’s relative from Italy. A career some people may laugh at, something I can related to.
I guess you could have just used Wikipedia for that, I know I did…..
Posted in:Ana Obregon|Bikini|Pool
2009
14
Apr
Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.
You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.
If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.
Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…
Posted in:Bikini|Fat|Lesbian|Princess Eugenie
2009
06
Apr
Phony actress Lauren Conrad brought her boyfriend out to the beach and shit changed my fucking life. Actually it didn’t. It just reminded me that someone so much more useless than pretty much anyone I know can be so much more successful and well-received by the general public, despite being average at best in looks and substance, but I guess that’s just the world we’re livin’ in, at least it’s going to end in 2012, at least that’s what I read, and that means I only have a couple more years before seeing all these fuckers die, because as you know, I will survive the apocalypse, because I’m a cockroach, I just don’t have much of a cock.
Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Conrad|Top