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2007

02

May

I am – Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics of the Day

These pictures aren’t much of a surprise, this girl is a total fucking whore who likes to get attention by getting naked in public. I don’t really know any girls like this and if I did, I’d probably hang out with her everyday even after it got fucking old because I can never really get bored of seeing the same drunken bitch flashing her cunt to the world.

The positive thing about this girl is that she’s pretty fucking authentic. She takes her slutty club girl way to the beach with her by rocking a bikini that is way too small for her and I guess it would be pretty homo of me to dis her for that. I think she should just keep doing what she’s doing, despite how predictable it is because it can never really get that boring….

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2007

02

May

I am – Anastacia on the Beach of the Day

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So it looks like Anastacia has been bitten by the big black cock and is dating one that fucks her fat blonde ass proper. I probably could have predicted this if I knew who the slut was, because she’s blonde and has a fat ass and blonde girls with fat asses love big black cock and big black cock seems to love blonde girls with fat asses too…

I went outside today, which was something I generally don’t do, but as soon as I opened a door there was some IRC action going down in my lobby. I know the concept of me having a lobby seems pretty luxurious, but it’s not the fucking Hilton here, my lobby consists of some broken mailboxes and a garbage can. Either way, these two fuckers were fully tounging the fuck out of each other’s throats and when I walked down the stairs they acted like I was some sick fuck who just walked into the bedroom on them. I told them that it was a nice show but next time I want more genital action and they just ran off. I assume they were teenagers skipping school, my morning IRC action was black chick on white dude, so it really has nothing to do with this Fat Ass Blonde/ Big Black Cock theory, but I’ll still post them here pictures. Cuddles.

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2007

01

May

I am – Taryn Manning Poolside of the Day

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You know what makes me happy….seeing a celebrity bitch who looks like every crackwhore I’ve ever fucked. I’m talking about the cold sore, ratty prison tattoos, a busted up face that looks like it’s been cum on at least a dozen times a day the last 4 years while smoking crack and drinking heavily, a body that looks like it hasn’t been fed in the last 2 weeks, but for some reason the skin still hangs off and roles like a fat whore who likes to eat donuts and a cunt that looks bigger than my dick which isn’t saying much but I am still a dude and girls shouldn’t pack that much meat, unless they work at the grocery store. She’s too broke to afford a fucking bathing suit but since bitch is crafty she stole a pair of her last clients underwear, knowing that a day at the pool was coming up. I guess the real highlight of these pictures is that the dude she’s fucking is splashing pool water all playful and shit, pretending he’s not trying to wash/disinfect/and get rid of the smell that burns his tongue when he goes down on her.

Here is Taryn Manning at the pool, she’s just an ordinary girl like you and me…except I am not a girl and you just wish you were but can’t afford the operation, hurtbag. The other difference is that she hangs out with fat chicks and I married one so being seen with one in public just isn’t how I am living….I just sleep with them…

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Kate Bowsworth Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I am feeling pretty uninspired. I know that I went out this weekend and got drunk and had random shit happen to me, but the beauty of being drunk all the time is that my memory is fucking shit. I remember specifically being laughed at by two haggard chicks who were rollin’ with some old men who I automatically assumed were escorts, but think they were probably just barely 30 ugly chicks who were looking for husbands because they knew that they had limited time and their past experience proved getting cock to be hard. I am talking about the kind of girl who you bring home for a one night stand but bitch either tries to cut off the tip of the condom or takes the used condom out of the trash to try to shove back in them because of dreams of pregnancy make them do crazy things. I am not really sure if they were actually laughing at me, but it still made me mad enough to throw my piece of pizza that some weird Asian man gave me at them. In retrospect I would have rather eaten that fucker instead of wasting it on those cunts, but I guess my regrets aren’t as painful as the old married guys who they were with who probably stupidly decided to fuck them without a condom and cum inside them because they were drunk and it’s not every day that a girl you don’t know asks you to bust inside them.

Either way, here are pictures of Kate Bowsworth and her friend on the beach in bikinis being overly friendly, because bikinis are a lot more interesting than anything I have to say for myself. Cuddles.

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Alyson Hannigan in a Bikini Again of the Day

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Alyson Hannigan really likes to rub in the fact that ugly bitches can make it in life. She’s all like look at me, I am on the beach somewhere because I made so much money being a useless celebrity no one jerked off to because they cast me as the ugly chick no one wanted to fuck. She’s all like even though people didn’t want to fuck me, I still got cock and convinced some asshole to think he loves me because I distracted him with luxury living and nice trips to the beach as long as he pretends to love me.

I know that girls are generally the ones who go for the ugly guys who have shit going for them, whether it’s the nice house, nice car or expensive shopping days, but Alyson Hannigan is breaking down gender stereotypes by flipping shit around on us.

I remember when I used to try to have sex with chicks, showing them a 100 dollar bill was pretty much enough to get them home with me for an hour, but those girls were also working the streets like whores, because they were whores, but I still think I had my taste of what fame and fortune brings you and I fucking loved it.

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2007

30

Apr

I am – Christina Applegate in a Bikini of the Day

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There’s nothing more fun than a washed up celebrity who hires two fat chicks to hang out with her on the beach, but pretend they don’t know her, in efforts to make herself look hotter and thinner and less washed up than she actually is.

I know that you all wanted to fuck this bitch when she was on Married With Children because TV was different then, and openly slutty girls who dressed in slutty clothes and talked about slutty things were fucking rare. We had limited selection and being guys we were easy to fucking please. I remember when I’d go to the video store and hunt down movies with nudity. I’d read the rating and if the tag said nudity, I’d rent it, because I never really cared about the story but I did care about the fucking tits. I guess there’s pretty much nudity in every movie now, probably because I wasn’t the only one renting movies this way. I also guess that in a lot of ways, Christina Applegate paved the way for the sluts of today and I guess we should all thank her for that by rubbing one out to these not so hot pics.

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2007

26

Jan

I am – Rachel Hunter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Rachel Hunter in a Bikini is something I hold close to my heart. In 1989 she was in a Sports Illustrated 20th Anniversary special and was one of the girls who rocked a sheer bathing suit. This was a time before porn was as available as it is today and I was about 20 at the time and stole it from my Neighbor. I think that video saw more of my seed than my wife ever has….It was a different era.

Speaking of seed, Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart, she filled his tall blonde model of a woman mold that he seems to live by, and he filled her with his seed. I have a specific type of woman too, and that’s one who has genitals, or anything that can double as a vagina, but I have no standards…..

Speaking of no standards, this bitch may be washed up, but I’d still giver he a piece of my massive flacid peen and by massive I mean buried in my cardiovascular disease candidate of a gut.

The positive in all this is that she looks nothing like his daughter who looks like her face was run over by daddy’s Bentley in between ripping lines of supermodel pussies and writing shitty music.

This post may or may not sound like every other post I’ve written, but I don’t have enough brain capacity to try to come up with funny on a daily basis….

Here are the pics….

2007

18

Jan

I am – Rihanna Bikini Pics of the Day

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I just found out that 2 celebrity bloggers are fucking each other…up the ass…not because celebrity blogging turned them into faggots but because they were faggots before they started celebrity blogging and the internet connected them…in each other’s asses. I guess it’s one of those celebrity things where celebs only date other celebs because they understand each other’s lifestyles, only in this case they aren’t celebrities at all, just 2 homos with shitty websites, acting like 15 year old girls all day, but now doing it side by side on each other’s couches….Together they break stories about Lohan in Rehab or Aniston Adopting Babies, and fight to be the first to drop the story…They are both making more money than me, are more respected than me, have more traffic than me even though they are 2 dudes fucking each other…This post didn’t come across as funny as the whole situation is, but I am usually pretty bad at making people laugh…even when the story I am telling is funny…maybe that’s why I only have you reading this and not half of the internet population.

Speaking of bad here are some pics of….Rihanna in another Animal Print Bathing Suit, if you missed the first one go HERE . This is where the old me would make a joke about getting back in touch with the jungle/safari/something tribal, but I am just going to keep it to myself because that’s cheap humor, and even though I got no money, I am not cheap. But I may have posted these already – so many bikinis it’s hard to keep track. It’s nice to see her working hard as she drinks in the ocean and you all sit at your cubicles at your shitty jobs….

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2006

12

Mar

Nancy O’Dell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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These are some pictures of Nancy O’Dell in a bikini. She’s the bitch from Access Hollywood that you want to fuck, but unfortunately, she doesn’t like you as much as you like her. I don’t watch TV so I have no idea if these are actually her, but with tits like this, I guess it doesn’t matter who the fuck it is.

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2006

12

Mar

Nancy O'Dell Bikini Pictures of the Day

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These are some pictures of Nancy O’Dell in a bikini. She’s the bitch from Access Hollywood that you want to fuck, but unfortunately, she doesn’t like you as much as you like her. I don’t watch TV so I have no idea if these are actually her, but with tits like this, I guess it doesn’t matter who the fuck it is.

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