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2015

20

Oct

Amy Adams Bra is Not Erotic of the Day

Sweet bra Amy Adams…I don’t love me some menopausal red headed body…she’s 41 and that alone should make her obsolete…but this is the acting world and I guess as an award nominated actress…she is capable of acting hot, or at least like she has some kind of sex appeal, which clearly was ill advised and needed a better director…because if it involves wearing a bra…it is a fail….and at 41 she should know better…if she’s out there showing off her bra like a shirt…she should bite the fucking bullet..and just show us her tits…but I guess she’s trying to be a lady about things, but who is she tricking, she’s an actress and that alone makes her a whore….like most redheads, especially at the high school level, because no one wants to fuck them…except weird people….who like freaks…and are so horny they don’t gag when they see the orange pubic hair…something I’ve found has taken me 30 years to adapt to….

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2015

20

Oct

Carmen Electra Looks Beat the Fuck Up of the Day

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Hollywood hooker Carmen Electra, brought out her fake tits and rugged face…to an event…and it brought back memories of a better era, when instagram models didn’t dilute the importance of these whores….or the whore’s importance…

Because, we always need whores, but now they’re a dime a fucking dozen, geographically spread out…all over the world…they don’t need to be in Playboy, or Hollywood and they don’t need to fuck rockstars or Dennis Rodman…

Carmen Electra is 100 years old…but all that plastic…makes her look like she’s 100 years old, trying to be 25…and that level of effort….is magical…

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2015

20

Oct

Lamar Odom Sold Out By the Hookers of the Day

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So the hookers at the Bunny Ranch sold off some selfies they took of Lamar Odom dying in the whore house, because you can never trust a whore after you fall asleep, especially when they were paid by the Kardashians to knock you the fuck out, because the first chance they have to sell it to the Kardashian media contacts through the Kardashian publicists because the Kardashians like this storyline, it’s good for business…and the fact that the Kardashians exist is all your fault…

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2015

20

Oct

Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

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I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be…

You’ve already seen the pics…

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2015

20

Oct

Beyonce in One-Piece for Beat Magazine of the Day

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Beyonce, who had the worst scandal of her life last week, when her dad said she was the exact same age as Pink and Usher, who are apparently 2-3 years older than her on Wikipedia, because we can assume someone down the line of famous lied about her age to get her in the door, forcing them to stick with it….

You know a scandal far worst than all the divorce rumors, fake pregnancy rumors, the fight in the elevator for having a cheating husband rumors…not to mention her dad knocking up stripper rumors…or my personal favorite…that Beyonce is sent from hell, is the fucking devil incarnated, here to dance like she’s a 20 year old, because her ego needs to perform and she can’t bow down gracefully like she was J.Lo….but instead…wears one piece bathing suits…which I guess are appropriate for 40 year old moms…but she’s not doing it to hide her gross body…she’s doing it to get you to jerk off to her…it makes Jay Z thinks she’s still hot…and thus worth not sticking with for business reasons..

She’s the worst…and these pics for Beat Magazine would have been better with more spread ass…let’s make all photoshoots OB/GYN exmas…

Either way, she does it for America or because of America..

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2015

20

Oct

Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day

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Her name is Bridgit Mendler…She’s a Disney Star and she signed with the corrupt, twisted, powerful, brain washing, evil empire in 2009, when she was 15….

Working for Disney means more than just being well trained, hard working and even hireable in the entertainment industry, despite being on shitty tv shows…it means more than just being exploited by parents who spent the first 15 years of their lives conditioning them to be accepted by Disney, even in a secondary role…it means more than the execs at Disney who have been rumored to be pedophiles and the whole foundation of Disney based on pedophilia…which I guess brainwashing kids is a key component of…it means that dads who are forced to watch this shit with their kids…because their lives suck and the only way they know how to spend quality time with their kid is in front of their big screen TV…it’s the american way…that leads to jerk off sessions in the bathroom when the rest of the family is sleeping…craving the Disney young pussy…

Well, I guess Bridgit Mendler, is either trying to redefine her career…breaking free from the brand that made her and that lent her to this Undateable show…because they own her…and that’s how it works…and the second they let her free, she’s out flashing her ass for the world….because all actors are whores…and now every dad around the country that watched her smutty TV when she was on Disney get what Disney never showed them….

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2015

19

Oct

Bella Thorne is 40 Years Old of the Day

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Bella Thorne was all the rage for 4-6 weeks when she was nearing her “18th” birthday….or what they marketed as her 18th birthday…because when looking at her, or really any young actress, they all look like they are in their mid 20s…and they usually are…

It could be the hormones in the food, it could be the drugs they are on, but I think it’s more often than not, parents with a dream…who are selling off their kids to the industry, and the industry not really wanting to deal with actual kids because you can’t get away with fucking them anymore.. it’s more regulated than it used to be…and more importantly, kid actors have too many rules in the union, it’s just easier to get an 18 year old…

If this girl is actually freshly turned 18 and not actually 23-40…I’d be fucking shocked…She’s still good to look at while half naked..so it doens’t matter either way…but don’t believe the fantasies hollywood feeds you…it makes you look like an idiot…but probably not as bad as you look jerking off in the bathroom while your wife is doing the dishes and your kids doing their homework because their lives suck…

Either way, her body is amazing…

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2015

19

Oct

Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day

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I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit…

In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked…

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2015

19

Oct

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

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Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”…

Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck…

It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch…

It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

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2015

19

Oct

Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day

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Nicki Minaj decided to post her clown tits on her instagram…because I guess having a set of really round implants is something she wants to advertise to the world..show them off…brag…make motherfuckers talk about how silly they are…or in some cases how hot they are…depending on how horny the fucker looking at the tits is…or how big of a Nicki Minaj fan he is, because clearly she has fans…she exists…even if she’s the fucking worst…

So as the rest of the world barely looks on confused, because they don’t care about Nicki Minaj, but wonder why she even has implants…based on her fat ass…and her fat everything…because her ass is rumored to be fake…because that makes sense because everything about her is fake…she’s a fucking act that she didn’t even write…they found her at acting school and is just a very committed clown, living up to her character….It’d be academy award winning, because she brings it home with her and she doesn’t even know what is real anymore, because the label created to compete with Lady Gaga and to throw into “hip hop”…to do the Lil Kim…

But her awards are in the form of money….which is better than any Academy Award…because it lets her show her tits..every day and not just on set of a movie..which works for the whore.

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