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2015

24

Sep

Sara Sampaio for Some Campaign of the Day

Sara Sampaio is boring…

But Victoria’s Secret has given her a stamp of approval…and now companies you’ve never heard of can overpay her for their campaigns, giving her a bigger ego than she already has, making rich guys think they aren’t sugar babies because they make 10k a day or more, when they are sugar babies…even though there are 1000s of hotter girls with better selfies on instagram that this shit..

This is zero fucking interesting, compelling, creative, if anything it makes me think the brand are fucking idiots for wasting money on this shit, money they could have used to save a dying child…or some shit..

Garbage..but I’m posting it…so I guess they got 4 dollars of free exposure…for their thousands spent…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2015

24

Sep

The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

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Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt…

Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence

Thank god that worked out…..

It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal..

It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed.

It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid..

It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story..

It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift…

Here’s she singing about getting high before getting MRI…..

Ok fine, she’s amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

24

Sep

Ali Landry’s Double Homicide of the Day

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In Mexico is amazing, let’s go to TULUM with all the celebrities and sit by the Mayan Ruins in a 5 star hotel news…or Cancun with all the drunk college pussy during Spring Break….

Ali Landry, the Doritos Girl from the 90’s, had a pretty serious Mexican Crime Ring tragedy this month, when her Mexican husband named Alejandro Gomez Monteverde’s father and brother were kidnapped outside of their home on Sept. 4….and were found dead this past weekend due critical head wounds….even after ransom was paid…

That’s pretty fucking insane…as insane as it gets…that’s why I say you should keep your Mexican as food on your plate or as a chambermaid in your hotel…right?

Posted in:Ali Landry|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Posh Spice Pissed her Pants of the Day

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I guess…Victoria Beckham pissed her pants. I guess that’s a symptom of menopause, but I’m not a doctor, if I was I wouldn’t be trying to jerk off to this as I write nonsense about it, but rather, I’d be fucking gold digging bitches who love doctors, so I can’t be too sure…

Is it a spilled drink, is it a squirt of excitement, because she’s married to Beckham and even when he cheats on her her panties cream, is she just so weak from not eating that she’s lost control of her bladder….or did she bang herself out in the bathroom..

We’ll just never know, but we don’t need to know anything, a picture shows whatever you want to see…deep…but never deep enough..just ask anyone I’ve fucked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham

2015

23

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Rock the VOTE is the LOL of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve heard Kendall Jenner speak….and it was hilarious….the idea of Kendall Jenner, a high school drop out who chose to be a model because her family could buy her a modeling career instead of getting an education, tell the history of anything, especially something so iconic for the feminist movement, while her entire existence is based on objectifying women, in theory by exposing them in porn, even though they were the one behind it, and I guess were empowered to created this existence for their entire family…like some kind of feminist leader that should encourage all other girls to fuck in video in hopes to get famous…because it may seem vapid and anti-feminist, but it’s so fabulous or some shit..

What a joke…Kendall being the voice of anything but how to buy modeling contract due to instagram following…make zero fucking sense and is just her being a puppet to someone else’s agenda…I’m thinking Trump…because her dad’s a republican and because reality show stars need to stick together…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar…

I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it…

Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that…

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|GQ UK|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits….

Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson…

I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits…

Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating…

But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits..

TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day

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I think it is safe to say….Nicki Minaj is garbage…

This shoot, also by Ellen Von Unwerth, see previous post, featured the garbage, fake as fuck, pop star from acting school who was manufactured into this Lil Kim puppet, who get’s paid…and her boyfriend, baby daddy, Drake lover who I guess she roped into bullshit “hip hop beef”…because it’s good for business…and makes the media talk about them…like smoke signals in a “Look at me, I’m over here”…amongst all the noise….enough to get them in a magazine, where Meek leverages the pussy he fucks to more visibility on some K-Fed shit…while the pussy he fucks is just some broken pop star who I am sure is very insecure and fears losing what she’s been given..

The whole thing dumb, sensationalized, over-hyped crap, but a half naked Nicki Minaj is alway a good laugh…it just needs to be less of a fashion shoot and more of a sex tape…I am sure it’ll happen in her lifetime, she is that level deseperate….fake tits, fake ass, instagram garbage with a record deal who shouldn’t exist, but does…

VIA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

23

Sep

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM…

Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing…

Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places…

It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that…

I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES…

But I’ll post them anyway…

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

23

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue…

Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”…

Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt..