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2019

18

Jan

Selena Gomez Sports Bra of the Day

Selena Gomez wants you to know that she is still alive, doing well, you know out of rehab, living with her borrowed kidney that she clearly likes to abuse with whatever it is she ends up in rehab for….knowing she will die of her terminal disease prematurely…suffering on so many levels except the most important level..being rich and famous with people who suck your dick and chipmunk face all day..in your mansions you own…because poor little rich girl can’t buy happiness with her pile of money but she can buy everything else…which would make finding happiness pretty fucking easy to pull off…because happiness isn’t all that fucking complicated…

I assume her comeback tour coincides with post obligation from multi million dollar brand deals….so here it is – sports bra…

And here she is for a shampoo commercial

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2019

18

Jan

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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I guess you’re here for the slutty girls trying to make it in America…because being a rich Canadian doesn’t feed their ego enough, they need to be big where it matters…Hollywood…

The pretty little liar, dark skinned actress turned instagrammer, turned whatevr the fuck she is doing, it’s smart cuz it’s diversifying….in an era where no one knows what the next big thing will be. Will it be a Hollywood movie, do those still exist..or a Netflix Show…or a Youtube Channel…or Instagram brand…the possibilities of making money are endless and easier that they were in the past..making it more complicated to focus..but the consistent thing that matters is….that tits and bikini pics…half nakedness is universal and applies to all those things….so here she is doing the top level thing that allows all the other things to materalize…it all starts with a bikini selfie…

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2019

17

Jan

Yolanda Hadid Lingerie to Celebrate Going Natural of the Day

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In news you don’t care about…YOLANDA HADID the vagina that made the Hadids. The cunt responsible for all their bullshit. The egotistical rich person who has now decided, after 50 fucking years to no longer inject her face….and pull out her tits…even though her kids are a pile of bullshit…

Living in a body free of breast implants, fillers, botox, exstensions and all the bullshit I thought I needed in order to keep up with what society conditioned me to believe what a sexy woman should look like until the toxicity of it all almost killed me
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In content you shouldn’t care about, YOLANDA HADID the 75 year old model from the 70s is in a fucking lingerie despite being old and thus disgusting and I figure these fame whore pieces of shit are bootleg Kardashians but still think they are important enough to pull off this shit…and I guess they are.

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2019

17

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Tits of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence with the big girl tits…because if you’re going to be a fat chick, since it is marketable, you might as well have tits while you’re doing it. In all the fat chicks I’ve had to have sex with over the years, because they were the only chicks available to fuck, only a handful had big tits, which defeated the entire purpose of fucking a fat chick, something I do not recommend to anyone but that I will say….drives the point home in terms of how pathetic you actually are in your life choices…where big tits on a fat chick can distract you from that harsh and sad reality.

I don’t believe in this Iskra Lawrence lie. She’s in Fat face, fat to get famous since it is a thing, finding that bubble to ride…or in her case eat, but like everything, it will eventually fade and we will get back to normal…

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2019

17

Jan

Jade Chynoweth In a Bra of the Day

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Who is Jade Chynoweth?

I don’t know, but her instagram says that she’s a dancer…a very important dancer…because all dancers are important…their strength, athleticism, musculature, their rhythm, their stamina…their weird hippie dancer mindset…unless they are just new generation young people who want to Hip Hop dance to train for their instagram stories to be sexy enough to be jerked off to. That’s the era, why do sports when you can do half naked gyrating and sex simulation…like a stripper but more annoying because they don’t get naked as easily….but luckily still horny enough to get naked cuz it’s the porn generation….and these are her tits in some outfit.

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2019

17

Jan

Lameka Fox Wet Bikini of the Day

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Lameka Fox is a nobody model….and Lameka Fox may not be Samantha Fox, which is probably a good thing, or Samantha Fox’s daughter Megan Fox, or Katie Holme’s secret boyfriend Jaime Fox…..but she is a model from Maryland, and she’s fucking skinny, which is exciting to people who like skinny girls in this fat as fuck world, and sher’s wearing a see through bikini top..NIPPLES everywhere…keeping it solid and relevant and timely and on brand and on trend…because young girls love showing off their tits to desexualize tits.

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2019

17

Jan

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora wants you to know that along with being rich from being a scam of a pop star, who basically muscled herself into celebrity by being the annoying motherfucker who was everywhere at all times. The kind of eager motherfucker who luckily had tits and got people to call her back and sent out invites, gave her record deals, brand deals…you know the backup plan who was always eager and available, excited to participate and busty…

I do know how she got famous, she put effort into it when other people are lazy and expect it to fall into their lap….I mean that and the tits…she likes to constantly remind you that she has…which is obviously the best marketing strategy and a great way to keep people interested in having you around….

Here she is with her tits cut out of her shirt

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2019

17

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley is still in a bikini….because she is the daughter of a legendary bikini model….Some Christie Brinkley daughter following her mother’s lead…because it is all the mom knows…and brought the mom the good life…so what other life lessons is she capable of doing of passing on to her kid…I mean we don’t need to give a vapid model more credit than we have to…or expect more parenting…out of them…

I don’t find Sailor Brinkley all that exciting or hot, but she is a skinny young rich blonde half naked…nothing wrong with that…even if it could be better….

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Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

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Lisa Rina, a vapid Soap Opera star who you know when to LA, if she wasn’t from LA, to get famous however the fuck she could with the limited talent she had….which in the 1960s when I assume she came up involved being sexualized by the patriarchy that ran hollywood before they threw her into daytime TV thanks to her tits…

Has done a brilliant job raising her daughter to fit in with the times…half naked on social media…because it does good for everyone’s ego….

Her name Delilah Belle …. in a bikini.

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2019

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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As much as I hate on the face injections, it does do wonders for ugly girls, because I remember watching Rumer Willis, who I deemed hopeless thanks to her genetics, I think people generally referred to her as a Potato head and she has managed to somehow become hotter than ever as she ages and puts more money into herself, which isn’t that shocking, Demi Moore was known for all her plastic surgery, in a follow your mom’s lead, plus you barely have anything else to do in a given day, why not spend you trust fund on trainers and face injections…in the end it will at least give you a new facade, a renovation when neeeded isn’t a bat thing….and this is a renovated Rumer….producing smut for the social media like all the Willis’ seem to do.

Here she is dancing in a bra

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