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2018

10

Dec

Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day

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We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals..

I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude.

Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here.

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2018

10

Dec

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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Alexis Ren is topless on instagram – dancing in her underwear because she wants to teach her new Dancing With the Stars fans that she has from being on dancing with the stars, what her success is all about…getting naked on instagram…which is that website that they’ve heard of, maybe their grand kids have it, because no one watches TV anymore…unless they live in the trailer park in some hick town in the south…

There is no way anyone under 75 is into watching Dancing with the Stars. It is not possible.

But these instagram people who know they are irrelevant all think that doing a big Network show will make them more legit, and they are probably right, more brand deals…because marketing people are idiots…which now allows a porn chick, or a chick who should have been a porn chick and is a porn chick in her own right, not one step from sex work, but straight up sex work, who can now do things for big brands….instead of doing that sex work….it is really what differentiates the porn star and the instagram star.

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2018

10

Dec

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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I didn’t know Elsa Hosk was into Beastiality with African animals…I guess she, like most Millennials doesn’t remember when AIDS happened….thanks to someone fucking someone who ate BUSH MEAT…you know you get that Monkey Juice up inside you and next thing you know you’re killing off Haitians, Homos, Heroin Users, Hemophiliacs….if you look into the history of AIDS…it used to be called the four H’s and those were the H’s…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that all of these women, models or instagram people, are basically sex workers, puppets who crave attention that they will do anything for money or attention…even make porno for those rich dudes who hunt exotica animals…

Sick fucks everywhere.

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2018

10

Dec

Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

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If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells…


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2018

10

Dec

That Dude Lea Michele Got a Long Booty of the Day

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When I look at Lea Michele, I wonder if her dick is as long as her ass…and never knowing the answer is something we will all have to collectively live with for the end of time, because this bitch has learned at a young age, back when her parents decided she as going to be a girl and not a dude, and that is her number one thing she has to do to keep the scam alive and the money coming in…

We will have to accept that we will never see Lea Michele jerking off…even though her dick is probably bigger than yours….something you feel not as queer as you are about when you see it cumming on its own tits….

You know that tranny porn you watch means you like cock…prove me wrong…you can’t homo.

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2018

10

Dec

Joy Corrigan Wet Bikini of the Day

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This is about as exciting as seeing a never famous instagram girl who has a lot of followers for posting bikini pics…getting into a bikini for the paparazzi she is friends with…in Florida where she is from and where she built her instagram fame that is hardly fame…since no one knows who she is from…

Which is not all that exciting at all….but is an old fucking aging girl doing the only thing that has worked for her…which I guess is like me and this blog, it was a thing barely for a minute and I’m still doing it because why the fuck not continue it….only they visibly fall apart in the process while I’m still here…like the cockroach I am.

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2018

07

Dec

Gigi Hadid Nipples for Pirelli Calendar of the Day

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The Pirelli Calendar is still a thing, even though there’s an app for that and we don’t need Calendars….but I guess there are still blue collar workers and mechanics who need to objectify women with their toxic masculinity and misogyny, and set up a set of tits for the month to stare at every day of that month while scheduling their doctor’s appointments or welfare check payments or whatever….so rich entitled cunts like Gigi Hadid are still around thirsty for work, attention, an excuse to post and be part of what was once a prestigious thing, but is now just struggling and willing to use anyone they can to draw some attention to what was a marketing hustle that worked really well for a LONG time…while now it’s just irrelevant.

Here is the behind the scenes video of the slutty photoshoot..

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2018

07

Dec

Jennifer Aniston Still Got Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Even at 100 years old, Jennifer Aniston’s silly hard nipples that made the world fall in love with Jennifer Aniston are out there promoting shit, doing media, for potential romantic comedy bullshit that she is overpaid to be in….or maybe she’s out there promoting all the money she just made on the 100 million dollar deal Netflix did with the people of Friends…the gift that keeps on giving…to think that such a dumb fucking sitcom would make a person as rich as it did…and it’s all because of the nipples…nipples that are now on a more deflated set of tits….a more deflated face sagging off…for dudes still capable of jacking off to a woman who has used her nipples harder than that mom in the projects who has 12-15 kids cuz the government pays her per kid and she’s into breast feeding them cuz it saves her money to buy herself drugs…

Point being……

Jennifer Aniston nipples that no one ever wanted to knock up because she must be one of the worst….that happens when you’re overpaid, overhyped and coddled by everyone except the men who marry you cuz they can’t stand you….and now she’s too old to get knocked up…HOT. Menopause you know…..a form of contraception and a fetish in and of itself…despite it smelling like moth balls and rice pudding.


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2018

07

Dec

Lea Michelle Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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I’ve been calling Lea Michelle a dude for the longest time because I am convinced that she’s a dude….and she hasn’t really given us any evidence that she’s not a dude. Especially not in this pic with her hand in front of her crotch because she didn’t have enough time to tuck….

Hollywood is a dark place, those dreams of fame and fortune that parents have can make them do a lot of weird things like raise their son into a woman and keeping the lie alive…the good news is that trans rights is a thing, not that she’ll come out trans, and that her fiance gets to be a queer without disappointing his parents like being a queer does…

The nice thing about her being a dude in the white bathing suit is that she doesn’t have to worry about getting her period…the only blood stains from her man pussy after a wild night with not enough lube….and that’s what we’ll leave you with on this one…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

07

Dec

Pixie Lott is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

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If you know who Pixie Lott is…she’s in a bikini….

If you do not know who Pixie Lott is….she’s still in a bikini…

That is the most fascinating thing about celebrity…..it doesn’t matter if people know who are you are, you still exist in a higher profile than the normal person, and your bikini pics that may not be as exciting as lower level bikini pics…seem so much more important…

This Pixie Lott, a pop star from the UK, I don’t know her songs, but I do know her recently found tits, looking as exciting….and hot bodied….as she can….and that’s enough effort for me..

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