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2018

12

Dec

Ava Sambora Facetune Tits of the Day

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When your mom is a lunatic rock and roll groupie who has evolved into a mental patient with an extensive criminal record for being crazy….Heather Locklear and your dad is Jon Bon Jovi bandmember Roche Sambora…being raised rich as fuck…forced to fend for herself while her mom was sucking dick instead of breast feeding…and being a mom…the Hollywood way…because these are all terrible people….rocking a serious inheritance with no need to ever work…spending her days face tuning / photoshopping her tits to keep her occupied and give her some sense of purpose or meaning…isn’t that big of a deal. Let the poor little rich kid have some hobbies if they involve tit and they do.

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2018

12

Dec

Emmy Rossum With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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You know I don’t give a fuck about Emmy Rossum. I think she’s garbage. You may be think I care about Emmy Rossum because I took the time to put up Emmy Rossum pics or gifs doing the deep Pussy stretch she’s done before….well I don’t…

As someone who has seen her simulate sex and get naked for pay cuz she’s a whore…I can say with confidence that there is nothing hot or interesting about her but this is apparently an angle that works for her because she’s done it before and is doing it again….the shamelessness is more than just on a tv show….she quit called shameless cuz she thinks she’s got a future doing other things not realizing no one cares…


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2018

12

Dec

Gigi Hadid With her Tits Out of the Day

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The most important thing to know about Gigi Hadid is that she’s got a mole on her tit. It must be from her Arab breeding with Scandinavian genetic disorder that causes tit mole.

I find nothing interesting about any of these girls, They just don’t really exist to me, but all the brand deals and money they are making is just supporting my theory that society as a whole is so fucking distorted.

She looks like a muppet. But then again they all do. Thanks internet for creating all these degenerate losers who are all shit and she should go get a real job. Use that rich for good you self involved fuck.

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2018

11

Dec

Pixie Geldof Pussy Print of the Day

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Pixie Geldof Wet Pussy Print 4

Do you remember when Peaches Geldolf died of a heroin overdose because being a new mom rich kid spoiled scenster brat wasn’t a good enough life for her – so she threw in some opiates as people do?

I do…

Here is her still alive sister showing some pussy definition so you know that life goes on all these years later.

I know you don’t have any idea who Peaches Geldof is, and that’s ok, their dad did the song “we are the world” in the 80s when you were 40. It was a big hit for charity and made him rich enough to have a Heroin Addict daughter I gusss.

Memorials like this are always hot.


Pixie Geldof Wet Pussy Print

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2018

11

Dec

Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini Model Daughter Bikini of the Day

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This is Christie Brinkley’s bratty rich kid daughter she had with the husband after Billy Joel…not the scary one.

At least she doesn’t have fake tits yet….but she does have a surfer guy she dates who cheats on her….

Real tits unlike her mom who is plastic as fuck.

I don’t find her hot, but her brother is fucking Nina Agdal…dog face Nina Agdal so I guess they’ll be comparing vaginas over the holidays…rich kids are weird,

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2018

11

Dec

Ireland Baldwin’s Alec Baldwin Body of the Day

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Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit.

But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body…

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2018

11

Dec

Cassie Scerbo Gets Racy of the Day

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Her name is Cassie Scerbo, she’s a child star who is now 28….

She’s getting everyone into the holiday spirit like you’d expect someone who was once famous and at the top of her game, even if you’ve never heard of her, amongst her peers she mattered, and at home she mattered, paying for all her Family’s shit like they were never going to end that meal train she was on…..

Her last relevant role was Sharknado, so you can understand why she’s doing things right, posing like this in her bed cuz the one thing we know about childstars is that they like to suck dick.

Keep up the good work…the legacy…

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2018

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Now that Miley Cyrus has to pay for her house rebuild, I guess insurance isn’t covering all of it, so she had to put out a song with Mark Ronson to generate some income…but the only way the girl knows how to market that song is with the tits out….topless….there is no need for this toplessness but she learned that ripping off a trend of girls being whores and applying it to her Disney Kid life can be lucrative…all while these celebs are fucking garbage humans, the absolute worse….she probably even started the Malibu Fires to get some press and sympathy from idiots who watch the news all in preparation for this launch….it’s almost funny how easy it is for these people to manipulate and cash in from the idiot fanbase that buy into all this sit….

We’ve seen her vagina, possibly butthole, we don’t need a topless pic like this, but it happened.

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2018

10

Dec

Bella Hadid Anorexia Poster Girl of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the ugly rich kid daughter who was rebuilt with her family money and family Plastic Surgeon to be the best quality influencer instagram rich kid model she could be…

She used to work at a Smoothie shop and probably never expected to move in on the model thing, you know having been raised the ugly duckling she is, but there was so much spillover work from her sister’s success and hustle as a Kardashian Jenner groupie, that this one had to follow her lead…it’s like a whole market her hot, people will believe, call her ugly look, a unique or interesting look, and the world will believe in it…

The one thing she has going for her is that she’s skinny, and anorexia in an era of fat everywhere is hot….a bitch with no sleep apnea machine is exxciting…..starve yourself out girl….until your organs give out and we can follow some other trashy rich kid doing the fame thing – cashing in..

Here she is being very skinny for LOVE magazine, who do a Christmas advent calendar every year, but who I haven’t bothered checking on this year, cuz all that shit is boring…same year different attempt at Christmas porn….that isn’t christmassy at all..

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2018

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice….

Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring…

That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated.

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