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2018

06

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbian in a Tight Dress of the Day

Madison Beer is tongue kissing some Instagram slut from Quebec who I’ve heard of before…and who I guess has finally made it. Her name is Claudia Tian, I have never met her since I don’t leave the house, but apparently people are into her and she’s living her best life on the social media, she’s got that huge following that probably started with fake followers, but that has brought her to the big leagues, showing the world what Quebec slut means….taking that quebec slut mainstream like she was Celine Dion…and this was her vegas show….

You know posting footage that involves making out with some pop star in training, is pretty huge, exploiting the youtube star like she was her stage mom, giving her some content that I guess is her trying to keep things edgy and exciting, like she was Bella Thorne by clickbaiting you all with girl on girl tonguing, like the Anna Kendrick / Blake Lively post but more relevant since these girls aren’t in their 40s…like girls at college parties since the beginning of Coed universities….

The whole thing…wild….but not exciting, none of this shit is exciting. It’s all so basic and obvious….but big tits on big tits on social media…

Here she is in a tight dress with her very weird hairline..

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2018

06

Dec

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is the single mom of the day….

Basically a sex work from Brazil, a Farrah Abraham teen mom, who decided the model life was better than being the drug cartel wife…and was recruited by the Lingerie brand that doesn’t sell lingerie but rather some made in china yeast infection generating, probably from the child labor blood and rat piss it is soaked in….

She is straight from Brazil, where the execs at the panty brand must be fucking trannies on the regular, I mean how else are they findingall these brazilian girls. Maybe they owe someone down there a favor…who knows they are going broke and are irrelevant…

But I do like seeing one of their girls, who has pretty much peaked in ways she probably never thought she would, and is now scrambling to do what she can, posting content she thinks people want, so that she doesn’t have to suck dick to pay rent like a sex worker again…you know keep it mainstream mall brand if you can.

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2018

06

Dec

Lottie Moss Erotica of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ fake sister, they share a dad, possibly, but Lottie Moss has milked the relationship or last name as hard as she fucking can, because it has put her on the map, made her money, allowed her to get face injections so she can look like all the white girls out there…like a muppet…

She’s not that interesting, she’s not that hot, but it’s nice to her being slutty for attention, you know after knowing, and loving all that her sister has accomplished, from fucking dirty heroin addict rockstars, to being one of the first public cocaine videos to be blown off as a “whatever’…to all her tits all over the place while still booking the highest profile clients…probably one of the most important models of all time…

And her fake / half sister, milking her name…not needing to be accomplished to matter enough to live that good life, just ride them coattails fuckers…and exist on instagram where everyone wants to exist…

Pretty fucking standard really.

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2018

06

Dec

Madison Grace Reed Bikini of the Day

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Madison Grace Reed is another girl in her 20s named Madison, because the name Madison was a trend for a while, the most popular name to name your baby in America…and since everyone is a half retard and does whatever they are told to do, buy what they are told to buy, listen to music and watch shows they are told to watch….you end up in situations where people truly think they are being original…yet all the kids in their kids class are also named Madison..it’s a crazy world we live in….one where people think they are making conscious independent thought but are really being programmed by smarter and richer people….

Point of the story is that this is not Madison Beer, it’s Madison Grace Reed, the sister of Victoria Justice, from the show that made Ariana Grande Famous, while this sister hasn’t done too much but tag along for the ride…but she did have some leaked nudes leaked and her close up pussy pics that may not be her pussy – had scabs on them….terrible you can google that shit….I’ll just post her living that instagrammer life.

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2018

06

Dec

Michelle Jenneke Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember Michelle Jenneke, I don’t think she’s all that important in the sporting world, which doesn’t discredit her fit body in this bikini that is a few sizes too small, you know her busting out every direction…..the way it should be…

Well, if you do remember who Michelle Jenneke is, then you know that this Australian, probably college level, track and field Hurdler was is the orginal female athlete to go viral on the YOUTUBE machine for doing a little dancing, not quite a twerk, just a big smile warm-up and the world went nuts, so nuts that for that one day she was the only female athlete who mattered and because of that video she is still, probably 10 years later, the only female Hurdler I can name….

Like all instagrammy people from the viral machine with social media presennce, she lives on as more than just one video because people are a fan of what she did that one day, or maybe hope for her to do more, but like all the instagrammy people before her…these girls don’t have to do shit and still get paid which is crazy on so many levels..one day makes for a life of riches…one day….I played this internet thing all wrong.

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2018

06

Dec

Jasmine Sanders Wet on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Jasmine Sanders is, but she was in a bikini last week and in trying to stay relevant I figure I should post up her bikini pics for you Jasmine Sanders fans, who I assume exist because I just googled her and remembered the Instagram model who I think is a Kylie Jenner friend, which always helps with an instagram model career – because Kylie is the queen Instagram bullshit…..the top selling avon lady of social media…..and I guess the staged paparazzi bikini pics from a week ago are just bonus marketing amplification…right..

Bikini pics documented by the paparazzi so we know she matters…

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2018

05

Dec

Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great.

Some Video….

Oh yeah….

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2018

05

Dec

Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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I didn’t post these pics of Bebe Rexha, one of the Dua Lipa / Bebe Rexha / Rita Ora – Albanian popstars who get slutty on the internet so people care about them enough to listen to their call to Prayer chants they are genetically programmed to hav based on their Albanian roots…unless Albania is Christian which it could be. I’m not fucking Google or the CIA….I’m not your ask a friend lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire….I’m just a titty blogger looking at tits…

But yes…I didn’t post these pics a few days ago, because I don’t like encouraging fat girls trying to be popstars now that they have proved themselves as successful song writers for other talent….because I feel like it is like encouraging a retard to do a dance in high school assembly for the school to point and laugh….even though we live in an era of fat chick lives mattering and perverts being willing to fuck anything with a pussy…so that when a fatty on the rise even if fat girls prefer to sit….puts her pussy on blast in some weird tight outfit….they get excited instead of disgusted by it…while I am old school and still get disgusted by it…

I’ll post it anyway….cuz that’s the kind of equal rights motherfucker I am….even if I don’t believe it…I still pretend I do on the internet like everyone else on the internet trying to save face rather than letting their TRUE selves out…

Here she is in some tight bodysuit for a music video

And her big tits …

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2018

05

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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I already did a post on THE NECK from Riverdale….so I figure why not post the other one….Lili Reinhart…who plays Betty the split personality witch who likes S&M, fucking and showing off her tits…

The people at Riverdale have their surprise hit and thy are doing whatever they can to keep up the momentum by putting their shitty stars out there in the media…and it was only a matter of time, based on the current condition of the world, before these girls would fall into the celebrity, the fame…and start putting slutty content out there…you know be edgy, be interesting….because nothing in Hollywood is wholesome or classy…it’s all this trash scrambling to be trashy while cashing the fuck in…

I mean I didn’t really need to see a pantsless Betty in a “Taking a Morning Shit Pose”…but now that I have seen it…I don’t feel better about myself, or the state of the world…but I do think that things are unfurling just the way the internet intended for it…

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2018

05

Dec

Jenna Dewan Abs in Cosmopolitan Magazine of the Day

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Channing Tatum’s dancing ex wife, who was smart enough to lock him in before he was very famous, only to cash in on his success so that while he’s out there with Jesse J from the UK, his new Girlfriend, despite being a queer mail stripper who I am sure fucked his way to the Magic Mike Millions…because Hollywood is a bunch of weirdo rich queer drug addict perverts getting shit done in a Glamourous way that the world looks on with awe not realizing how trash these people are…

Well, she’s out there showing off her stomach that once was a back-up dancer and that now looks like it’s just an instagram slut a bunch of years older, a face that looks ape-like, trying to feel good about herself, doing media even though she doesn’t do anything….other than be a divorcee to some dude who likes to dance….

Point being…they are all a bunch of weirdo rich perverts.

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