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2018

05

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is not necessarily a fake Christian. I assume she believes her own bullshit. But she’s a pretty fucking slutty party girl Christian who does things that are so unchristian according to me. Like being a vapid egotistical narcissistic cunt who gets paid when the brands can’t afford the Jenners and the Hadids…who no longer needs to get paid because she’s married her viral sensation Bieber without a pre-nup…

When I see her and her many features that look a bit too much like Bieber, which makes sense due to her Narcissm out and about…pussy out in pants…I think she’s pretty fucking garbage and if there was a god he would strike her down for representing all that is wrong with the world…and misrepresenting him along the way….

I don’t see how she plays being good, when this is her life…putting her pussy out there for people to jack off to cuz they Like Stephen Baldwin’s Barney Rubble performance…oh wait, maybe that was Rick Moranis, either way…garbage rich kid being garbage and culturally appropriating god.

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2018

05

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty Boots of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is wearing slutty boots. This may not be news that matters. It may not be worth fighting about on facebook and twitter. It may not even be interesting to anyone out there as most people probably don’t even know who Hailee Steinfeld is…unless they are perverts into the True Grit revival, that shit that came out without John Wayne, or the girl from Pitch Perfect who went onto be a popstar….the daughter of a personal trainer in LA, who before the face injections and recent fitness was chubby….sexualizing herself for attention for the press…..but it’s good enough for me to post because I have low standards.

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2018

05

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up easy, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, like their vaginas are intact and the whole thing is fucking weird.

I guess the whole getting paid thing keeps them at it, why not cash in and get money to continue to do pretty much nothing, the most simplistic shit….BUT there’s still something nice about cashing out, disappearing and enjoying the rest of your life without showing your tits to stay relevant…but that getting paid thing keeps their rich boyfriends and husbands thinking they are worth the investment and I guess it’s all just one big lie anyway…and instead of analyzing it in a top level unimportant way..we should just look at the tits…and say “hey tits. I see you tits”….which is really the depth I like to put into things…you know half retarding through life.

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2018

04

Dec

Lily Rose Depp See Through Shirt of the Day

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I wrote a riveting piece, I call it a Think Piece, or maybe it was an OP ED….you know since I am a very very important JOURNALIST….and WRITER…who WRITES for a website that I publish making me neither a Journalist or a Writer…despite the fact that my fingers are arthritic from typing…it’s just a long form, overly motivated version of TROLLING, which is kind of funny considering how lazy I am…but thanks to a series of events I happen to be here….

That said, I wrote a riveting piece on Amber Heard, the stepmother from hell who destroyed this girl’s dad….and I am more interested in the bi-product of the broken dad that comes in the form of a half European who is now seeing Euro Success…with acting in European movies, modelling for European brands, probably a big star in Europe thanks to her mom’s fame and her dad’s super fame, and her being raised in their Countryside as one of their own….because she’s hot…in a sheer shirt or nothing…she’s a hit and I am a fan…

So here’s some Lily Rose Depp to look at for all you weird Johnny Depp fans…and/or perverts who like young hot rich kids raised real fucking spoiled….

Take it in. Then jerk off to it.

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2018

04

Dec

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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When on the topic of the American Dream, something I think about all the time when dealing with social media posts of Americans whining about how their system should work, or what they think is important, or trying to force people to have the same beliefs, morals and values as they have, instead of just leaving everyone the fuck alone and letting things unfold the way they were elected by the people to unfold, creating some media hype about nothing, everyone just clickbaiting for profit, saying crazier and crazier things for views, whether it is SLATE shitting on George HW Bush’s service dog “Not mourning his death” because the fucking dog writing from New Hamsphire has the inside scoop on dog Pyschology, or whatever other nonsense you’ve been exposed to, to fucking deteriorate your quality of life….an attack on the people from within….

I think it’s important to see what America is really about…and I think Scout Willis is a prime example of it…just living her best life on her rich as fuck parent’s credit card because she can…why work, or do anything really, cuz mom and dad both got rich as fuck together, and stepDAD Ashton Kutcher is a fucking dot com billionaire thanks to it being easy to be a dot com billionaire when being Ashton Kutcher with all his acting money looking for a place to put that acting money at the pivotal moment in internet’s history….

You know allowing this one to coast real easy tits out like she should…

That is the America I think matters…..I mean Bruce and Demi…fucking legends bro.

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2018

04

Dec

Noah Cyrus Assumes the Position of the Day

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My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm…..

Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible.

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2018

04

Dec

Sophie Mudd American Pride TIts of the Day

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This is what a true American Hero looks like….

It is a reminder that in all this nonsense going on in AMerica….

A set of great tits can still find an audience and anything with an audience can find a sponsor….and live that rich and amazing life…

That is the American Dream in the land of Opportunity you spoiled fucking Americans forget about when you are sitting there on your expensive computers basically analyzing how things should be in your idea of a utopian world where no racism exists despite you being racist and no Trans should be told to not embrace being Trans even thought Trans scares you at your core…you full of shit armchair activist with you lack of education, experience or knowledge of what REALITY looks like you fuck….

This right here…is the American dream….

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2018

04

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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A friend of mine posted a MEME, I hate MEMES but this one was so relatable I had to notice it, which is really what the marketing people behind all these meme accounts and successful clickbait sites bank on…it’s not taking a stance, or having an opinion, or provoking thought by either offending people, or saying crazy shit…it’s all based on fluffy relatability. Like everyone can get that joke, everyone can get that situation, let’s keep this up, rack in the views, get rich as fuck, while sites like DrunkenStepfather, even while showing tits stay irrelevant cuz the guy who writes that site is mean…

Point being the meme was Mona Lisa then…and Mona Lisa now, all done up with the fake lip injections EVERYONE is getting, I mean I hear girls at the coffee shop in their 20s talking about filler…I am sure 16 year olds are getting it done…big lips doughy faces every fucking wear..you fucking MUPPETS…

It’s a relatively inexpensive way to turn a pig into something almost worth fucking by adding emphasis to things people are genetically predisposed to like….you know cuz we are animals and it keeps the species alive – unfortunately – we’re at a point where Humanity should be killed off for the benefit of the planet…

So this Chantel Jeffries has evolved from fucking ugly, to something black dudes fuck…and she gets paid to be Chantal Jeffries while having grown up being ugly….making for a real barely interesting dynamic…that I am sure leads to her having real cunt behavior…

Cuz the natural beautiful don’t need to play it up so hard…cuz they know they are legit…and not some imposter like this monster…

here is what she used to look like..

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2018

04

Dec

Gwenyth Paltrow Slutty for Wall Street Journal of the Day

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Wanna know what the world needs less conversation about?? Gwenyth Paltrow.

I know what you’re thinking, the world needs less conversations about so many other things that are driving a whole country nuts, whether it is politics, trump, social justice, inclusivity, racism, systematic racism, the patriarchy, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles, misogyny, guns, hormones in the food, plastics in the ocean, global warming…fucking trans rights, ageism, fucking anything that isn’t about tits…..

But Gwenyth Paltrow…is the biggest threat…look at her just posing like an instagram model in her bikini like she’s not 100…..spewing her nonsense to an audience of idiots…trying to be a Kardashian in her own right…it’s bad…nothing good will come from this..but you may…sick fuck dot com.

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2018

04

Dec

Babara Palvin Wet T-Shirt Nipples of the Day

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Woah Babara Palvin who dates Disney Kids Zach and Cody from the Suite life…has gone from being exploited by the evil underwear brand everyone is mad at cuz they don’t use trannies, at least that is what the media is telling me, to getting fat and lazy on all the food she could finally afford to eat, and that the people at Victoria’s Secret didnt’ realize she was only skinny cuz she was poor and working for them at 18 made her not poor….only to come back to the brand that made her, that literally found her in some Hungarian dumpster and brushed her off so that she exists as a half naked chick….thanks to losing that weight she gained being excited she could afford food…and now she’s got her tits out on social media…all wet and sheer the way TITS are meant to be and it’s makes for a great storyline, biography, career arc, I don’t fucking know what I’d call it…but I like it.

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