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2018

03

Dec

Eugenie Bouchard Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

You give a bitch an instagram and she forgets that she’s a star tennis player who makes a lot of money, and decides she’s fit and can be half naked on social media just like the other whores, despite being a star tennis player with lots of money, and reduces herself to that half naked girl just having a good time…

This generation of girl, no matter what she does, what her background is, how much she makes…can’t help but strip down for social media…it’s like a cultural phenom, maybe from growing up watching porn or other whores make it in the world being half naked…it’s like all the judgemental girls who would get mad back in high school at the girl who got all the boys’ attention dressing half naked…have decided that they too can be half naked and get attention too….

It’s like switch was flipped with the cellphone and social media, that made being the slutty slut in the room the norm…and if you’re not getting half naked, you ain’t shit.

Pretty good zeitgeist to be a part of as a pervert observer…it’s way better than when Furbies were mainstream….or Beanie Babies…

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2018

03

Dec

Ashley Benson Flashes her Ass of the Day

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I thought Ashley Benson was a lesbian, she was fake dating Cara Delvingne and they were fake wearing wedding rings because I guess both had fallen off in relevance…and no one gave a fuck about them as individuals…so them as a unit became more interesting for tabloid fodder…

But here she is with some queer named Isaac, who is eating off her bathing suit, her pussy that hasn’t been fucked by a dick in a while, but that I can assume has been fisted a few times, I’ve seen lesbian porn and they really like to take advantage of their small hands when it comes to filling a bitch and massaging her cervix…

I will say, this is the best we’ve seen her, maybe Delevingne has her on a starvation diet or fitness routine, cuz no one likes a fat bitch…unless a skinny bitch who wants to look skinnier next to her, but not when she’s too fat…cuz that’s just gross and hard to bury your face into…

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2018

03

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is dancing in a bikini, because this is what winning at life looks like…

The girl, who has a rumored voice of an angel in song, has managed to take her fat tits from American idol, where she launched her career, to some acting that she probably made good money on, to dating a 75 year old man, which isn’t so bad, cuz he doesn’t look 75 and because he’s a fucking legend in music, and in bed according to Gigi Hadid’s mom, the zombie he fucked before McPhee….probably back when he didn’t need Testosterone shots and viagra to get hard, in some rich LA David Foster Canadian taking over the world…one pussy at a time…

The interesting thing about Katharine McPhee is that when her phone got hacked and her nudes got leaked…one set of pics was a pussy after a labia reduction surgery that you know she was taking to send to the doctor and as vile as that is…at least her pussy lips aren’t flapping in the wind….or as David Foster likes to call it…the Earth Wind and Fire who he produced in the 80s. ….

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2018

03

Dec

JoJo Levesque Titty Flash of the Day

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JoJo Levesque the child star who fell off the map, turned irrelevant, despite all the dudes loving to jerk off to her as the jailbait she was at the peak of her success…has slowly been making a comeback, dabbling and experimenting with social media, fully embraced by the gay scene, which I guess is the mainstream now that everyone is gay, who grew up with her and love that she was in at least on Disney style movie at one point in her life, while making shitty unmemorable songs…you know with social media…you can follow all the things you were into in an era before social media…reminding these people they are not forgotten and allowing them to flash their titties…to let you know…they care.

She’s really into her tits ya’ know…

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2018

03

Dec

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is far more interesting when her tits are out….and even then..she’s not very interesting at all…

I just see laziness, even if she works all day at her model career, it’s not hard work at all. It’s just some entitled rich kid with a deep voice not taking her resources or her ability to actually made a difference and instead put focus on herself, like a narcissist.

She’s not funding cancer research or helping anyone…she’s just cheesy posing like a fucking asshole to a bunch of other assholes who think she’s relevant for whatever fucking reason and because of that give her work….she’s a fucking viral video, like a kardashian, that people can’t figure out was meant to be a one hit wonder, but instead keeps doing shit cuz it’s easier than finding another viral sensation to milk….

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2018

30

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

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I figure I should leave the week on a high note and that high note is brought to you by someone who may not be able to hit a high note, she is Britney Spears and doesn’t need to hit any note, she just needs to show off that personal trainer fucking body in a bikini to make us all forget about her all the meds and hard living in the prison her mooch parents have her locked in, you know screaming for help but having no one hear or help her out….they are too star struck and into posting shit like her in her bikini without realizing it’s a cry for help….we just assume she’s Britney and thus she’s going to be ok…because we are just as bad as her immediate circle that don’t want to disrupt the gravy train….not caring about a puppet used by her parents as an earner….but instead only caring about her tits in a bikini…because they are amazing.

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2018

30

Nov

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Mariah Carey is Christmas, if Christmas was a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, egotistical bitch with fat tits….who fucked her way into celebrity…thanks to her voice of an angel….that has inspired even the most Jewish person to get a Christmas tree installed in the Florida winter home, because she’s just that compelling of an artist….

As someone who loves tits and Christmas, how could I not appreciate Mariah Carey all photoshopped to shit.

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2018

30

Nov

Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

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Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…

It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.

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2018

30

Nov

Madison Beer Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

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Madison Beer still as the tits her mom made her utilize when they started getting the Youtube Views and realized that it was strictly because of the perverts looking at her young tits…because that is what YOUTUBE is…a publicly traded porn site to the weirdos…..

I know there was concern amongst our 1 reader that her tits were lost due to a Fentanyl addiction…like all the cool kids exploided by their parents for social media are….it’s a trend…the bi-product of influencers influencing nothing but making the most noise in the room.

Here she is potentially showing nipple in a lace bra

some from her instagram..

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2018

30

Nov

Mandy Moore Hard Nipples of the Day

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You fucking perverts. Leave Mandy Moore the fuck alone. Let the old lady have hard nipples. Hasn’t she been through enough being Mandy Moore, the large pop star / actress / triple threat that was probably more successful for the ejaculate left on your US Weekly magazine…..than her terrible fucking one hit wonder song…that was a fucking HIT….and that allows her to continue to exist….I mean that and she’s on THIS IS US – the show with the fattest fuck dot com….which for some reason is the hottest show of the year…despite sucking hard…and offending me – and now that I have a Digital Antennae, I can live tweet the shit…

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