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2018

30

Nov

Miley Cyrus Ass and Potential Pussy Lips of the Day

Miley Cyrus made some dramatic video of her escape from her burning home…..you know so stressful that she had to show the world her thonged ass…because we live in a world where you have to show your fucking uterus to get noticed, even when you’re a star..

How does that make the girls just trying to compete and make themselves famous feel? I mean it must be pretty annoying that their tactics of ass flashing have been picked up and taken by the mainstream and made into their own marketing campaigns…

You’d think at Miley’s level of success and importance…she wouldn’t have to full retard herself down to get attention…but maybe being a rich kid who craves attention this is exactly what she likes showing the world as a representation of herself..

I don’t have the answers, but it is pretty shameless…

Here is another 100 photos of her ass for your investigative research purposes..

Miley Cyrus Ass Pussy Lips Thong Music Video

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2018

30

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Sara Underwood has over 3000 patrons on her Patreonso she must be doing something right over there.

I feel badly for Sara Underwood because she’s had sex with Ryan Seacrest the coked up ass loving weirdo who probably looks at old pics of Dick Clark to cum, or maybe he just props up a mirror so he can look at his queer self…

I also feel badly for her because she does amazing content and is forced to sell herself to her fans, because brands don’t throw big budgets at her, when clearly she’s out there living a great life, doing great things, like spreading her legs, and has an engaged audience of people paying extra to see more of her, when most of these instagram whores aren’t interesting, fun, doing cool shit, or have real fans that would give them money cuz they are interchangeable…while this one is a fucking legend…and I am not saying that cuz I’ve seen her pussy.

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2018

29

Nov

Ariel Winter Does Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter calls hherself “Ahhhhhh RE – ELLLE” not the more Canadian friendly EH-REAL…and that is a fascinating fact we learned about the nasty fat Ariel Winter who has an unhealthy relationship with food thanks to her mother whoring her out at a young age….

We have also learned that she’s got a weird fucking hairline, but more importantly….that her nipples, even after the surgery, still get hard….because sometimes, those titty reduction surgeries fuck the whole titty up…while in ARIEL’S case – she’s been able to get her tits rebuilt into someting that is not as disgusting as you know her sloppy tits, on her sloppy body were….

Here she is all hard nippled in a tight shirt

And here she is in a tight dress heading to GOOD MORNING AMERICA

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2018

29

Nov

Dakota Fanning Cleavage Shot of the Day

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Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts…some little child star titties in a sports bra for social media attention….like a social media / instagram whore..

Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out, which could very well mean her career as a whole was one of prostitution…that prepared her to tackle the simplicity of the simple minded audience on social media…finding porno in the simplest things life has to offer…like working out, or eating, or spreading out in your underwear in your bed for the fans…

The world is crazy.

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2018

29

Nov

Amber Rose Titty Flash of the Day

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The nice thing about Amber Rose is that we all know she was a sex worker before being a hugely followed rapper wife….She was the stripper Kanye Dated, that was thrown into the world of entertainment with her vagina…but she never pretended she wasn’t a stripper or sex worker…or that she wasn’t on some hustle…

So now, she’s out there showing her tits, because that’s who she is and has always been, she just has a bigger audience, and the singles being thrown at her are more like people buying into products she is selling, or brands giving her money for instagram posts…rather than spreading her ass on a pole…she can pull out her rebuilt breast reduced tits on her instagram story…and for some reason, it feels more sincere than all these other women basically stepping on her toes and stealing her hustle for their game…the fakes. The hacks…while Amber Rose is a legit ho.

Here she is with some dude in her sweatpants showing off her fat ass…

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Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2018

29

Nov

Dove Cameron Slutty of the Day

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She is a 22 year old…an American actress and singer, known for playing a dual role as the eponymous characters in the Disney Channel teen sitcom Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) and playing Mal, in the films Descendants (2015) and the sequel Descendants 2 (2017)…

Solid…some “the more you know the less it matters shit…because all we care about is the tits.

She’s playing CHER in some Clueless Musical that probably should have never happened…and looks like more of a fetish version of Alicia Silverstone…

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2018

29

Nov

Sarah Hyland Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

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In fascinating news, Disney Kids Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend, the candy coated ejaculate of mainstream media, the power couple that is into all things TV…and performing…like singing and dancing…

They are cheesy as fuck, but slowly making the move to slutty on the instagram because the internet is just one giant porno site, and everyone who participates in it, eventually ends up producing porn of their own….even if her boyfriend who uses her to elevate his celebrity prefers gay porn…

She’s got a fit little body from her Genetic disease, and her tits are out in an EMRATA bikini, because Emrata, also a pornographer, has a bikini line…you know make the internet work for her….make that following pay you….and get rich in the process…what the smart sluts do….while Sarah Hyland is just a slave to Network TV before it dies…

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2018

29

Nov

Emma Watson Back of the Day

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You fucking Harry Potter Perverts..

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2018

29

Nov

Eva Herzigova Lingerie of the Day

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I would imaginge you’d care about this if you had any fucking idea who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do because you’re just that kind of pervert, your finger on the pulse of all sluts who get half naked, and the truth is I probably do know who she is, because I have been doing posts on her the last 14 years, you know I got my start when she was probably in her prime….at the tender age of 40 ….but who now, 14 years later….is in her lingerie to make some money because that’s what it’s about and when it’s all you know as a model..fucking bring it….even if you’re old as fuck, but looking better than all the bitches your age…cuz they gave up on life but you keep going for that paycheck and rich husbands…

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2018

28

Nov

Jordyn Woods See Through in a Thong of the Day

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JORDYN WOODSis Kylie Jenners BFF and some plus sized model with companies that are trying to exploit and monetize fat people by using fat people in their marketing, coupled with people trying to be inclusive by using people of various skin tones and ethnicities in their campaigns….you know a double threat, even a triple threat if you consider her to be a cheaper way to reach Kylie’s audience since the marketers know that all her followers are from KYLIE and thus the loyal KYLIE fans…that they’d otherwise have to pay a lot of money to have them see the products they are throwing at them…but instead can get it at a fraction of the price…

Well, she’s out in public, in a see through pair of pants, showing everyone her big fat ass that I can’t see anything sex with, it terrifies me, but a friend of mine used to hire fat black women on Craigslist to smother him, so this speaks to someone out there, and probably not just the local baker who sees it coming through and feels like he’s about to make his monthly quota with one order….

Not my thing, but still a thing.

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