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2018

28

Nov

Paris Hilton Erotica of the Day

Paris Hilton doesn’t interest me….she’s old, she’s tired, she’s boring…and has always been boring….she’s the reason the Kardashians exist and along with Ryan Seacrest should be tortured in a good old fashioned witch hunt for polluting society with such trash, indulgence, commercialization, consumerism and disgustingness….you know really definitely not the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT….

Her sex tape was shit, but told rich people everywhere that they too could leverage getting fucked, spin it to monetize the fuck out of yourself, and become famous for being a rich kid…something so many people have followed the lead on…we have a generation of girls getting naked all day to just get paid to be themselves…

I will say that Paris Hilton’s recent showing up places, is probably more interesting than her herpes….and I will say that 10 years ago she brought entertainment…but unless that herpe puss is being flashed…there’s no real point in looking at any of this bullshit….because it is bullshit…

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2018

28

Nov

Hilary Duff Looks like a Kardashian of the Day

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While her vagina heals, milk filled titty Hilary Duff who just shat out a baby with one of her many lovers, she’s a sex addict according to my analysis of her public appearances with men, and my understanding of child stars who have voids that need to be filled, plus I know hockey players, and she was married to a hockey player, they gangbang each other’s puck sluts to boost team morale while showering together….it makes it less queer….

Well, she’s taken the angle all women seem to be taking, and injected her face hard enough to look like a Kardashian, because it’s a look, a trend, that has confused everyone to want to look like some beat up stripper…instead of aging naturally.

It’s pretty disturbing but the face injection medical spas are loving this instagram era of everyone is in a selfie…they gotta filter themselves to look like their filtered pics…terrifying.

There is No Way this Is Not Kylie Jenner…

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2018

27

Nov

Bella Thorne Naked in New Video of the Day

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Bella Thorne launched a makeup line because she’s realized that kids have access to their parent’s credit cards and buy shit they think is cool on the internet all fucking day…making a bitch like Bella Thorne who has a huge audience from her Disney Roots make far more money than if she was just to do a traditional brand deal holding the make-up and smiling. It’s on some Kylie Jenner shit, do it yourself with a supplier, private LABEL that shit, and make fucking money. Plus she can always sell the asset off when she is done with it for far more return than a fucking brand deal pic that ends with the brand deal pic….

It’s a clever use of social media, make those margins instead of the big brands, it’s a way to get these trendy on social media people even more rich. A lot of them are smart enough to be doing it, whether it is with bikini lines, underwear lines, cosmetic lines and it’s working for them…

I appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit especially when it’s with girls who realize whoring out is the answer…that tits get hits…that being naked and weird will get shared more than not being naked…and that her big tits have value and can lead to direct sales….

I figure that if you have millions of followers and you haven’t launched a company selling product, you’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t know your followers and are wasting opportunity….so Bella Thorne although trashy and annoying and a phoney…just mainstream Disney Shit being the new face of Disney Shit…cuz this is where the market is at…is clever enough to get paid….

Here is a close up video of her BUSH

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2018

27

Nov

Amanda Bynes Photoshopped Comeback Tour of the Day

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I find it pretty hypocritical that the world destroyed Amanda Bynes when she was fat and losing her shit. Every media outlet made fun of her, cyber bullied her, shat on her…not one was sympathetic about her situation, or showed empathy, or asked her how she was doing…if anythign they just made her crazy worse…

Yet all of a sudden she’s in Paper Magazine, a magazine I think the Kardashians probably own, dressed like a normal person, dressed normal, acting normal in a “where are they now” piece that has gone semi viral and has a lot of “media hits” on the internet of people pumped on the WHERE THE MAN star is now and her comeback…

Fuck off.

Seriously. I just hate the seeing the same people who made fun of a girl, celebrate a girl 5 years later, because the tone of society has changed. Can you people be fucking consistent instead of fucking flip flopping, it makes your sincerity real fucking bullshit, like when fat Perez Hilton got skinny and apologized for being a jerk, and turned his site into a fluff piece sucking up to celebs because Jennifer Aniston confronted him…GROW A FUCKING PAIR. You mooch fucks doing what is trendy, while still exploiting a bitch for personal gain. I’m onto you.

If you’re going to destroy a girl, kick her when she’s down, encourage her to get naked as her comeback in a sex tape, not a photoshoot of her dressed like she’s going to a casual lunch meeting at her bank…..

BORING….and ultimately…who fucking cares about Amanda Bynes 6 years later.. you assholes..

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2018

27

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Big Bikini of the Day

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If you’re into Iskra Lawrence, you’re either a black dude or a skinny white guy with a feeder fetish, who relies heavy on watching a bitch eat and eat and eat her way into diabetes…because you know she’ll be too fat to run from you and too fat to ever leave you….because you’re an insecure fuck and you’re not dialed into the reality that these fat chicks, who aren’t too lazy to get off the couch, who aren’t crippled by diabetes amputations on on Oxygen due to their heart disease..but rather the motivated kind of fat chick…which I guess exists…the loud and energized fat chick who gives as much to being noticed as to the all you can eat buffet….or to cake…

I have a theory on Iskra Lawrence that she is she’s a fake, a hack, a lie, bullshit…she is a CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING FAT CHICKS by taking their fat chick glory.

I think she’s a model who wanted to be a model who couldn’t get work as a model…so she saw fat chicks celebrated and decided that she can be lazy and eat, it’s easier than trying to stay skinny, so she owned it….She crafted a clickbait viral video of her on the subway in her underwear, talking about being a fat bitch and loving her body…a perfectly executed viral video…that has allowed her to exist, only she has to keep her fatness alive…

She post enthusiastically about eating carbs and I know that no fat chick, even one paid 1,000,000 dollars would be that pumped on eating, they hide that shit from the public…proving that this bitch found an angle and it’s hilarious.

This is an imposter skinny bitch moving in on their fat lazy and sick turf…and here is some of her fat tits that come with being a fat chick.

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2018

27

Nov

Sophie Mudd Booty of the Day

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This just in….Sophie Mudd still has huge tits…

Also in Sophie Mudd news…she does bootleg ambassador programs all the low level whores who get naked and do share for share to grow their following to be well over 1,000,000 followers of perverts, who like big tits….like the one for this brand of low level fucking cream that uses all the whores…

Because brands don’t like white people and they don’t like talentless sluts who only have anyone watching them cuz they pull their retarded big tits out…making them sex workers who sell their tits pics behind the scenes or sugar babies to pay the rent…unless they are already rich.

Big tits though.

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2018

27

Nov

Alexis Ren Topless Again of the Day

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I just did a google news search on Alexis Ren – because I had nothing to say about Alexis Ren since I’ve said it all before…

If you don’t know who Alexis Ren is, she went viral a few years ago with her boyfriend at the time, who I guess was using her as clickbait to help elevate his content, posting this softcore travel porn of two half naked, under 20 year old, fit people, in various states of humping the fuck out of each other….and the reason it went viral is because women love softcore porn and romance..and they felt it was this Blue Lagoon style romantic dream life….it even inspired people to quit jobs and move tropical…I know at least one girl who followed their lead…and it has probably motivated and inspired so many whores to get half naked in tropical places to make a business…

Then ALexis Ren got dumped, had all these followers thanks to the mainstream media covering her, and spent a few years just getting more and more naked, in what I thought would become a porn career, but instead led to very little work, but thanks to the TV world being clueless idiots looking for viewers, they cast her for Dancing with the Stars…where she got kicked off….and where she apparently used her whoring ability we’ve all seen to seduce bother her dance partner and another contestant who is not quite a star either, but on the show to get a younger audience in named MILO Manheim the son of some fat actress from The Practice, Ghost Whisperer and some other shit…cuz that’s how Hollywood works…

Who cares about any of that, here’s her slutty pics.

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2018

27

Nov

Cami Morrone Fucks Leo Dicaprio Once and Now Wears Underwear for a Brand of the Day

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Fucks Leo DiCaprio once…

That was my attempt at a meme….you know the meme….”goes to Paris Once”….”Eats at McDonald’s Once”…it’s some annoying shit everyone does…but it’s a meme generation and if you want to play with these fuckers you gotta play their game…because years of being an outcast hasn’t done well for me.

So how did you like that attempt at a meme? It was great right? Maybe it missed the mark…

I can always EXPLAIN what I was going for to you retards, and that is that Cami Morrone fucks Leo DiCaprio, but he’s gay, so it only happened once, and instead she is just used as his personal Valet, who he carts around for the people to think he dates hot young chicks…

The truth is that Cami Morrone is not just some hot young chick from instagram. She’s an LA rich kid with a whore actress mom who has fucked half of Hollywood to secure her place and who is likely friends with Leo, cuz she’s friends with everyone, and her daughter making it is her priority..and she’s enlisted some key players to help increase her profile and I guess Forever21 has noticed, because they have her doing the E-Commerce pics…boring use of a big titty young girl trying to make it…that’s for sure. But it’s a step in the right direction.

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2018

26

Nov

Dakota Johnson Tight Leggings Pussy Print of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is my least favorite celebrity child. I just don’t find her hot, even when her pants are getting eaten by her pussy, she’s boring….

50 Shades of Grey cuz your grandma sucked Hitchcock off, before her mom was raised to suck everyone off, and in some cocaine fueled 80s party she let Don Johnson from Miami Vice fame cum up inside her to create this pussy that would grow up into a legging eating pussy….who makes money of her own thanks to three generations of dick sucking….in the exclusive hollywood industry…

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2018

26

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez in all her plastic surgery glory, has been rebuilt like an old fucking car, found in Mexico and imported to America, because the frame was still good, it didn’t have any rust thanks to their dry desert heat, only unlike the two years old that parents are trying to throw over the border, who is getting tear gassed because his parents are irresponsible and not going through the proper measures to get through the border to take advantage of some Asylum clause that doesn’t apply to me when I go to Plattsburgh New York for some cheap booze, gas and all my American snacks, it is only a 45 minute drive that has in the past got me interrogated on both sides of the border, because that’s what the BORDER is supposed to do….

As a Canadian, I can only spend under 6 months legally in the country, not working, which is easy since I don’t work…I can’t just decide “I am moving to America” and just move to America. I’d have to marry a lonely fat bitch, or I’d have to get a work visa…there is a system in place…so when I see people getting tear gassed, I’m like at least they aren’t being shot…

Eiza, an actress, who fucked Fergie’s husband after they split to solidify herself in America..is likely a rich Mexican who bought her way into the country…or got a visa from being a hot chick with an agency ready to exploit her like a sex worker, but for entertainment…and here she is stealing your men and jobs in a bikini being hot.

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