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2018

12

Jul

Chloe Kim Olympian Bikini of the Day

Olympians can wear bikinis too you know…

It’s the BIKINI generation, which is one of the best things about this generation…..

It’s all Porn, Netflix, MMA, More Porn, Selfies….and with that mix, often comes slutty material because it gets more likes than non slutty material…even when it involves athletes we should only be supporting because they fucking win the USA Medals…but instead…she’s out there saying “Check out the bikini”…because bikini bikini bikini bikini.

YOU ARE NOT AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST…until you’re on IG in a bikini…you know.

I don’t think she’s 18, but I guess like McKayla Maroney taught us, America has no problem sexualizing things they legally and really morally shouldn’t sexualize…sickos.

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2018

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hip to Waist Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a weird waist to hip ratio, she doesn’t look human, and not because she’s a demon sent from hell / Australia to lie to all of you by culturally appropriating everything she can, while pretending to be a stripper…but because she’s had all the fat in her stomach sucked out of her and re-installed into her ass…in what I guess she thinks is home decor for her ass…fat while in certain places is good…while in other places makes you look like the white trash you are….and just because she’s playing that she’s not racist becuase she bangs black guys…doesn’t mean she’s not white trash…or really just trash….

I remember reading the hip to waist ratio was what determined how beautiful a woman was, based on some studies, while I guess that study lied…because this is just fucking weird….it’s a little too extreme and what’s with wearing clothes..I thought she had an album to promote.

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2018

11

Jul

Sarah Hyland Using her Social Media to Boost her Self Esteem of the Day

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As much as I am weirded out by Sarah Hyland…and as annoying as I find her on social media because she is this weird quirky girl you’d expect her to be…always talking too damn much…not masturbating enough…but still getting semi half naked and posing more than enough because I find her weird looking…

I do feel a little bad for her because she’s been sexualized by perverts at a young age, and continues to sexualize herself to get compliments on social media, all while still looking like a 10 year old, despite being 30, thanks to a genetic dysfunction that has cost her at least one Kidney…

I find it interesting that she hardly makes a big deal about her Kidney like Selena Gomez Did, because I guess Sarah Hyland doesn’t like to brag about how being rich got her a Kidney before all these other kids who needed Kidneys got theres…. unless she got it from a friend, like Ariel Winter, which would explain why Ariel Winter is so fat now, she’s retaining all that water and her one Kidney can’t do the job of 2.

Point being, she is still a girl, and as a girl she still gets half naked and poses slutty knowing her angles for social media…because that’s apparently what the world is about, and it makes people feel good about themselves when they are feeling bad…a little pat on the back in the form of “I want to have sex with you” comments coming in droves from all over the fucking world….right…right…right…

Still weird, creepy, whatever looking…but keep up the attention seeking girl…it is what the world is about and don’t let your handicap hold you back…it is a fetish to the right guy…who likes child stars, their fame, access, and money….mirror selfies and the fact the have a genetic disorder….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

11

Jul

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt While Fighting with her Man with her Big Tits of the Day

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Rihanna looks mad…whilst smoking a blunt in Mexico…

I don’t know if she’s here with her Russian or Arab billionaire that she dates, and who dated Naomi Campbell before her, because clearly he has a type…black women, divas, rich and famous in their own right, which allows for them to be cunty as hell, which I guess keeps him entertained…

I heard they broke up, in gossip people somewhere, just not here care about…

I know she’s a crazy Bajan girl, who even if she wasn’t famous and rich would be super high maintenance. I know Bajan dudes and they always talk shit on how mental the women are, especially when you know them up, so if you factor in rich and fame…she must be the worst….

But her weight gain in her tits isn’t bad…even if it’s also a weight gain everywhere, clearly dude is filling her out for his fantasies to come true…cuz when you’re as rich as him, you can buy anything.

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2018

11

Jul

Demi Lovato Straight Up Butt Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato has really taken it upon herself to show off her ass as often as possible, not because she’s bi-polar, or because she’s crazy or on drugs, but because she’s a 30 something year old girl whored out by her parents just trying to stay relevant and feel good..

The highlight of this post isn’t her covering her asshole strategic..it’s that when I wrote “Stay”, I accidentally wrote SATAY….so funny…maybe cuz I’m drunk…maybe cuz I can’t be bothered talking or writing drivel no one reads about some fat chick who is famous, despite me not knowing anything she’s done, not that I am an expert by any means, I really don’t care about this shit..I just don’t know why I am writing about an obvious cry for attention ass shot…like this is a ridiculous ass shot…what the hell girl.

At least she hides her GUNT…while she’s doing it…no one wants to see any of that….except maybe you perverts…

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2018

11

Jul

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a set of monster tits, who isn’t that cute, who isn’t that marketable, who isn’t much more than a set of monster tits on social media…

But….

Monster tits, on their own, are fantasitc, entertainment and all we really need to validate and appreciate a woman.

When you have tits like this, that you don’t strap down or hide, but celebrate and try to get as far as you can with them, through sexualizing them, it’s ok for use to stare…that’s what you want us to do.

And with tits like this, on a small frame, there’s something that genetically makes no sense, but that is totally wonderful…

Sophie Mudd…is worth our time…or at least worth staring at…so stare.

I don’t know if there’s much more substance to her, but I don’t think there needs to be. This is quite sufficient….EVEN IF IT REQUIRES NO EFFORT ON HER PART..

This is a genetic defect working for a girl, unlike a genetic defect like being born with one leg, or no arms, no quite working for the person, but being a handicap that may get them bonus money when panhandling…

This is the genetic defect that is wonderful….It’s not terminal disease..like Selena Gomez…it’s erotic…. Keep it up.

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2018

11

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

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I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants…

Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me.

I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist.

I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce…

But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever.

I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened.

You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful….

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2018

11

Jul

Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day

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Rita Ora is in lingerie – because she’s Rita Ora and that’s what she does.

I could tell you a story about how I was at a Sam Smith Grammy party in 2016 or 2015, that I snuck into thanks to Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant, and while waiting in line, after Ed Sheeran called me “bro”, for some free drinks because it was open bar, I was behind who I thought was Kelly Osbourne…but who turned out to be Rita Ora after the person I was with told me – That is Rita Ora…

Now I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Kelly Osbourne but she’s a big, and thus my first hand account of Rita Ora, being literally a foot away from her, was that she was Kelly Osbourne…

I think Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were at that part also, beefing over Diplo or something…I mean open bar at celebrity events, what do you think I remember anything…cuz I don’t…..

You probably won’t believe that story…but Rita Ora knows she was there…and so do I….