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2018

03

Jul

Ariel Winter Spreads her Legs of the Day

Ariel Winter spread her pussy in the gym – while pretending to go to the gym – because it makes for a good instagram whoring opportunity and it likely has something to do with her Modern Family Contract that she gets paid pretty hefty for – as they don’t want some fat bitch with a gunt walking around the set and eating all the craft services cakes like Ariel Winter has for a long time doing the show…allowing her to grow into this hormonally fucked up young monster…

Point being is that I am not buying this, but I wouldn’t mind being at the gym with her this, because i assume her spread legs smell like baked goods, or TEXAS BBQ….and I don’t even know if she’s from texas, I just know 12 hour smoked brisket…and I think she does too…

I don’t know why she keeps up the lie, I guess she’s got nothing better to do..but we can tell the GYM isn’t working for her….but I guess it works for her social media…

Ariel Winter is finally back at the gym

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2018

03

Jul

Rita Ora Pussy Print of the Day

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Rita Ora has figured out her angles…Pussy Forward in a skimpy bathing suit bottom…

I know, you’d think she’d be more about her big, and I’ll admit, fantastic tits, but why do that when you can try to make yourself look more seductive and lean…when your tits tell another story…

I guess what this has taught me as a person, to make me a better man, is that Rita Ora despite being a great set of tits, is so much more than that…as a human, as an artist, as a celebrity, as an overpaid puppet….and she proves that with her CUNT….a cunt that has probably opened many doors for her, because Chivalry is not dead, even when those doors are figurative doors like career advancement and not literal doors..like when you’re at the mall and that nice old guy lets you in so he can check out your ass…I am that old guy….a real gentleman…but that’s not that point…the point is…good Job Rita Ora…

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2018

03

Jul

Katharine McPhee Tits and Crotch Shot of the Day

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Nothing like seeing an American Idol girl spreading her crotch for the people, like some kind of harlot, especially when knowing for a fact that she’s had vagina reconstruction, there are pics of the “healing” but more interesting, or less interestingly….she fucks a 70 year old man….something that may leave her feeling unfulfilled but it’s a good strategy for her music career, since he’s some major executive and producer, a legend really, the man who created some of the Greatest 80s love songs…who has also fucked Bruce Jenner’s wife and Gigi Hadid’s mom…a man…who now fucks this sugar baby in the weirdest form of a sugar baby since she’s already famous..but I guess Daddy Issues and climbing ladders don’t discriminate.

That shit applies to all Vaginas…

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2018

02

Jul

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked of the Day

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I almost forgot to post Heidi Klum Naked for whatever she’s naked for, and I couldn’t let that happen. I couldn’t turn off the computer and just walk away from these nude pics….like they don’t matter…even if they don’t matter…because she’s old and we’ve seen her named before…they are still someone trying, and that someone makes no sense to me because she’s 50 and still can get naked….but I come from an era where 50 was old and disgusting…grandma aged…not hot and almost tight bodied…showing off that body….it’s weird but remember her organs and I mean ALL her organs are their real age…including but not limited to her sex organs…but we can all deal with that when it looks like this…we’re versatile like that…just don’t ask us to anything that requires physical conditioning…we’re computer people you know…who look and point at women who don’t fuck with guys like us unless we are billionaires…which we aren’t….we are the worst of all worlds…and that’s ok.

Here she is topless for a magazine

Here she is with her hard nipples

Thumbs up for hard Eugenics nips

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2018

02

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt in Leggings of the Day

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In case you were wondering, going into the Long Fourth of July Independence Day weekend….Ariel Winter is still fat…

All those gym selfies, and bitch is still fatter than ever…like so many of these girls on instagram who have access to the Facetune app they bought to make themselves look like they are actually babes…when really they got upper pussy fat, muff gut, filling up the waistline of their leggings…

It’s all fucking lies…the internet and the pictures they give us…but thanks to the paparazzi…we are given the depressing truth that our favorite neckless fat girl from a hit TV show I’ve never seen, with the monster tits she keeps on cutting off, but that keep growing back…is still fat…

Mackfitness, her trainer she tags all the time, needs to step his shit up…he can’t be having clients look like this if he wants to stay in business…this is the opposite of fitness….

Look at that gut spilling everywhere…it’s a fetish to some sick fucks, so if you’re one of those sick fucks, take it in…

Ariel Winter posted this terrifying throwback pic…

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2018

02

Jul

J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme….

She’s so calculated….in all she’s ever done as a self involved narcissist that the world appreciated because of a fat ass….

I think J.Lo and Cameltoe rhyming is part of her strategy to brainwash people into forgetting she’s 50…when the fact she’s 50 may be the precise reason people even notice her in these pics…or at least the only reason they are talking…because she’s J.Lo and will always get noticed for that reason alone…

What I am trying to say, but you keep interrupting me on is that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme and here sheis having one in leggings a few sizes too small because that’s what people in denial are all about….

Walk down the street…the leggings you can see the panty color through are girls who think they a small but are really an extra large…which means more clothing jacked up pussy holes for all us perverts to try to appreciate…since seeing the pussy lip formation is the closest we get to seeing actual pussy….

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2018

02

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini with Fergie’s Husband of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is taking advantage of the gossip, the scandal, the fact that she’s banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows that the paparazzi are there, that they are interested in the Fergie love story, that the new woman Eiza, is the young temptress…all aspiring to make it in America with her hot body that is in a bikini….

When you’re trying to get famous, this is the kind of thing that could be your Lewinsky moment, yes a dated reference but get in the tabloids, be known as the girl who sucks Fergie’s cum out of Duhamel’s ass…it’s compacted up in there, you can tell by his bloat….

I think it’s called felching, or maybe it is just mooching…

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2018

02

Jul

Katy Perry Swimwear Continues of the Day

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Dumpy and awkward Katy Perry was kind enough to put on a one piece bathing suit, which I think is age appropriate since she’s over 30 and shouldn’t in a bikini, despite what all these over 30 year old women think is empowering or whatever…she’s disgusting, even when wearing some thick, support fabric, that is of some modern technology and keeps fat old chicks looking like they have a waist while pushing their big tits up and out…to try to extend or add some lifespan to their sex appeal..

While anyone who knows anything Katy Perry, knows that she’s the fucking worst who made some deal with the devil to pollute all of our lives with her nonsense…her terrible songs, her low level of talent, that despite having noting good about her, made it to the fucking top…I don’t get it…but I do know that like her bathing suit some technology went into mind control and manipulating us all….to know the words to her songs even if we’ve never heard her songs….proven by the fact that she sells her concert tickets on Groupon….she’s trash…

While all perverts know, a half naked version of any bitch is a better version of that bitch, even if it’s awful…

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2018

02

Jul

Mel B in Some Leggings of the Day

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If you look close enough – you can see Mel B’s scary Spice Dick…

Not that she has a dick, I mean she can’t, she’s got too many kids with too many dads for it to be a dick…it just may be as appealing as a dick, since she’s had too many kids with too many dads…you know all dangling and terrifying…

I mean obviously she’s had it cut off and rebuilt, she’s not the kind of superficial rich as fuck woman to not get a designer pussy, LABIAPLASTY…

and maybe that’s why she’s showing it off in her leggings jacked up her cunt for the world to see she’s still the Spice girl You want to jerk off to…

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IN MORE INTERESTING NEWS – HERE IS POSH SPICE TOPLESS A DECADE AGO CLICK HERE

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2018

02

Jul

Gigi Haid and Em Rat Cow Bikini Together of the Day

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Rat Cow is a famewhore. She has wanted to be famous for a long time. She got naked to get famous. Her efforts have paid off for her thanks to Instagram being a th
ing, and thanks to her being cast in that music video, and she’s been able to maintain over 1,000,000 dollars a year in earnings, maybe even more really, all for having a great set of tits that are debatably not even real tits, and that all of you could go out and buy for 7500 dollars, if you felt so compelled to have great tits, that you get paid to show off.

I find it interesting that 80 percent of her fans are men, yet brands still do deals with her, because of the sheer number of perverts that follow her…but not that interesting, I am more interested in the tits…but even they aren’t that great in the grand scheme of her as a whole…she’s got this birdface, troll face, weird belly button…but she gets naked.

Well, in the lastest in her famewhoring, is that she’s worked her way to the HADIDs….which I am sure she’s been seen with before, but that not in paparazzi pics..like she matters…all this fake friends together leveraging each other for audience…pretty lame…but not as lame as how all these people end up in the same cities…there is a whole world out there yet RAT COWS and Hadids unite overseas…what are the chances…does Rat Cow stalk and follow the Hadid, did they plan this,is everyone basic even on a high level – like there are target places to be….I don’t know…but I know it happened…and it’s garbage.

Gigi