2018
04
Jul
Irina Shayk, one of the hotter models out there, even as a mom is living the American dream…she was a poor Russian girl who would watch the American movies and scramble to get a pair of Nike’s or Levis…and now she’s bene knocked up by a famous rich actor…all because she’s hot…
Straight of the boat, doing mail order bride ride…the American Dream…this is the AMerican Dream.
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2018
04
Jul
Gigi Hadid is the American dream. She proves that money buys you fame, and fame buys you respect, and gets you more fame through jobs you don’t deserve but that you get cuz you’re a spoiled brat who gets what she wants…
From humping a jet ski with her skinny ass…to walking designer fashion shows…all thanks to social media following…all while being a first generation American…
The American dream…
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2018
04
Jul
It’s Fourth of July….Courtney Stodden is in a bikini showing off her clown tits….Living the American Dream…this is what it is all about people…pretend to be a child bride…remain slutty…people will look, they won’t care – but they’ll look…and that is America.
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2018
04
Jul
Nina Agdal is living the American Dream…from Denmark, where she was seen as a retarded person, because of her big head, she was able to get fit and show off her body in bikini for the Sports Illustrated people, and they liked her, felt sorry for her, and gave her work because of inclusivity – retards with hot bodies shouldn’t be neglected the same rights as non retards…even in bikini modeling…it’s the American way…everyone is equal…if they are white…and hot and rich
She went on to date rich guys, celebrities, and now some rich Christie Brinkley son…where she jumps on boats and hides her retard face like she should – mainly cuz she’s old..
I just wonder if she chronically masturbates like a retard, I had to work in a high school program helping retards, and they would all masturbate all the time…she looks like the type…it’s probably how she got her work visa
Living the American Dream
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2018
03
Jul
Lady Gaga is being a faggot somewhere…
There is no way that she’s 100 percent woman…and there’s a reason she targeted the gay community as one of their own…and that’s likely because gay guys like “fabulous” things and because gay guys like mainstream pop bullshit and are easily won over…and this loser was able to fucking win..thanks to an ability to sing and play piano and mask that talent with over the top costumes and the weirdest madonna impersonation ever.
She is not hot, so she had to go after people who don’t want your pussy…even if she’s sexualized herself, and we’ve all seen her naked, it hasn’t always been amazing…mainly cuz of that troll face…it looks lik she’s the IRS coming to collect taxes owed..and I don’t really get the appeal…but she’s rich and I don’t need to get it..and I can still look at her in a bikini…which I guess is my innate talent…the ability to look at pussy in bikini and enjoy it even when it’s vile…like this scam…another one using soundwave engineering to manipulate our brains into hearing and memorizing her songs…she’s got us by the brains….and here are her sloppy tits.
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2018
03
Jul
More of a slight pussy wave than a full on pussy dance but still a pussy dance..
For those of you who don’t know what a pussy dance is, it’s an instagram movement that girls are doing everywhere…where they lead with their pussy…
I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters, you may end up fucking this weekend at the trailer park, you know those late nights in the pool with one too many rum and cokes…
step 1 – PANTS OFF
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…
All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….someone needs to make the Gangnam Style song to go with the pussy dance…that person should be me…TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT.
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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW
2018
03
Jul
Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn….
I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays….
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2018
03
Jul
The Victoria’s Secret girls get paid bonuses, or part of their contract is based on their social media accounts…so they all have to turn to their instagram and whore the fuck down…using the basic tactics that all girls use to get follows…from Sally at the Starbucks who posts her bikini pics…to the top tier celebrities you know and hate…but appreciate their tits…it’s all a bunch of self involved assholes being slutty as fuck and I guess for people like us…we’re just on the receiving end…absorbed in this…getting sucked in by it…having it shoved down our damn throats over and over and over…eventually making some dudes crack and become sex offenders and others crack and become INCELs…who hate themselves cuz they can’t fuck girls like Elsa Hosk despite all the masturbation material she feeds them in her whoring.
I can’t imagine this being good for society…but it’s good to remind yourself that girls in bikinis are hot…whether paid for by mall brands or not..
The nice thing about Elsa Hosk other than the whoring is that she’s hot.
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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Stacey Poole
2018
03
Jul
Aubrey O’Day is hilarious on her quest to be an instagrammer
What the hell is this angle, and why do I like it so much…
It’s pussy forward on some plastic as plastic as they get woman that no one even remembers or cares about….but she’s taken it upon herself and fully decided it’s time to make noise again, in one last hurrah or something that I’ll never understand when I see these women do it, but that all these women do it, like they are all built and programmed to be sexualized porn chicks…and if they aren’t buillt to be sexualized porn chicks, they sure as fuck try to overcompensate with fitness, gym, plastic surgery, hair and make-up a whole lot of ridiculousness…that Aubrey O’Day has figured out is the best way for her to market herself…clearly..
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2018
03
Jul
Emmy Rossum is trying to be playful in her topless state of undress because thats what you do on social media…
I guess she’s forgotten that we’ve all seen her simulate sex topless on Shameless so why the fuck be coy about it…if anything I am fucking offended by her, as I have been for many years and I don’t entirely know why…since I don’t actually care about her or her story…maybe it’s cuz I can tell she’s a fucking phony, cocktease who only gets naked on TV because it was her only job option and does it without actually wanting to do it…tapping into some inner whore that barely exists…even if all women are whores…or who pretends she’s not the girl she plays because she’s an “actress” and the whole thing is a fucking lie..
Like show us your damn tits or don’t…none of this halfway shit…you garbage piece of shit.
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