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2018

06

Jul

Mandy Rose Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I think the WWE run like a porn company…and really targets the same lame dude who falls into man on man soap operas…fighting with each other….

It’s trashy, it’s American, it’s blue collar and the people into it…are fucking into it…

They figured out if they invest money into some dumb twat that looks like a porn chick, that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….they can make the WWE less gay….

So even when she gets used to her place, and forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..or stripper…or porn chick…..they’ll have other trashy all Americans to move in…and she’ll end up dying like Chyna….

I guess what I am saying is that we’ve seen this kind of person before, and where’s the fucking sex tape….live up to your tits girl…

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2018

06

Jul

Nicki Minaj Beached Whale Topless of the Day

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I think Nicki Minaj has her tit fully out in this weird mermaid photoshoot that I don’t fully understand because I was always taught that black people hated the water…not in a racist statement but in a generalized cultural observation I’ve heard over the years…which I guess is the definition of racism…but without cultural generalizations how do the social Justice warriors know what to yell at white people for culturally appropriating…

It’s all too confusing, but what isn’t confusing is how bad I want to see a wave take this bitch out to sea…give her the proper viking funeral she deserves…

I guess it’s appropriate for her to be in the surf…since she’s a fucking wave jacker and nothing about her is original…but where’s the fucking shark attack when you need it…

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2018

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day

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As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen.

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2018

06

Jul

Chloe Sevigny Hipster Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Chloe Sevigny was an it girl. People loved her. They fashion world loved her….she was edgy, and “cool”…acting like she didn’t give a fuck…weird enough to almost seem authentic…and most importantly, the girl who got AIDS in KIDS…

Obviosuly, I never found her that hot, except when she had AIDS in Kids, but I do prefer her when she takes progressive steps as an artist by sucking dick in a mainstream movie, called Brown Bunny, because actors need to start actually fucking in movies, they get paid too much to fake the sex, especially in this porn filled world….

But I never disliked her…and she’s still at it at 40 something…and is still more interesting than her Kids costar Rosario Dawson…which is what matters to me..

This is weird, quirky, interesting, fun…who knows…but it’s good.

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Hilary Duff Ready to Drop Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Hilary Duff, who has had multiple boyfriends the last two years, that she even brought into the public during her single mom divorce hustle, has clearly decided on one of the dudes, you can tell by her gut…she’s all pregnant and shit, carrying some kind of parasite in her womb, being a statistic of two babies with two daddies, but rich and famous, and good for the dude…who I guess we can all view as some kind of K-Fed..

Getting up in that Lizze Maguire pussy fire…

I don’t know what that means but it rhymes….

Celebrate love…..from the rich woman who used to fuck her trainer….and good financial decisions for the dude…

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2018

05

Jul

Hailey Baldwin, Jesus Freak in a Bikini in the Hamptons of the Day

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Fame whoring from every angle…

Before Bieber found god and became a weirdo about it, he was fucking an underage Hailey Baldwin before she got known as a hadid mooch…when she was just starting her Jenner shadowing….to learn the ropes of everything non-Christian she could be….

The only reason I know of Hailey Baldwin or that she was in the shadows of the Hadids and Jenners is because of Bieber….she was 16 at the time and he was banging her…and I know this because I know people who know people…

He went off to find god, she always had god in her life, but seemed to disrespect god, with her slutty behavior…that I don’t understand how she packages it and pretends to be a Christian…

Where’s her Mormon style bathing suit? Instead she’s tits out…

I get why she’d be with Bieber, it makes total sense they are all a little group of entitled cunts…being disgusting, materialistic freaks, who now rope religion into their lies…

It’s crazy.

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2018

05

Jul

Katy Perry Tits Gut and Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross.

She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be…

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2018

05

Jul

Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day

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Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had..

She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by.

I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that.

Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner…

So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people…

Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure!

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn Ass and Hard Nipples in Wet Black Thong Bikini on Boat

Here’s some Lindsey Vonn all wet…

Your American hero…she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…unless you’re fucking weirdos…which you are..

I am not against seeing anything wet in a bathing suit, hard nipples, vaginas basically exposed…it’s shit I jerk off to….or get hard to when sitting at the public pool…or wish I could get hard to and question why I am not getting hard to it….

I am just saying…I get why all the black dudes like her…and why she likes the black dudes…who fill her up…the way she likes it the only way she feels anything!

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

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