SFW Archives - Page 362 of 1169 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2018

05

Jul

Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

No Comments »

Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot…

I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her..

Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich…

I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old…

She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face….

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Julianna Hough’s Ass in Leggings for America of the DAy

No Comments »

Julianna Hough has been Fucked by Ryan Seacrest

When I look at this now married, once mormon, probably fucked her brother’s ass in a pair of leggings..I think of all the wonderful anal sex she’s had..knowing that Seacrest is gay, that her brother wouldn’t want to get her pregnant, that mormons like to keep virginity….anal all the fucking way….then couple that with her professional dance, but not a stripper dance…and her athleticism and strength and know…that she can handle a dick in her ass…if anything she’ll bounce up on it like it’s a music video…

And that alone is magical…but not really, because who fucking cares about Julianne Hough…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Fame Whoring for America Because July 4th is a Good Excuse to Fame Whore of the Day

No Comments »

As far as I’m concerned, this is the American Dream…

Being a famewhore on the internet that the paparazzi have decided you’re relevant enough to have your picture taken in themed photoshoots just because they are desperate for content to sell pics…and these famewhores aren’t even that creative in what they do but know if they post theme pics the fame will possibly grow…rather than just ignoring the opportunity to get posted about…

It’s silly, especially since there are girls on instagram who are actually young and hot doing their own version of the famewhore for July 4th….who have more following and more celebrity in their eco system…but the paparazzi is dated and only take pics of nobodies no one cares about..

Weird.

Alicia Arden – Not a Celeb – But a Famewhore and that Counts….

Arianny Celeste Still Exists…for America

Anna Braga – 50 Year Old Sex Worker

Allison Stokke – Pole Rider

Nadeea Volianova – Whatever the Fuck THis Is…

Blanca Blanco in a Bikini

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

05

Jul

Jamie King in a Bathing Suit of the Day

No Comments »

Jamie King is in a bathing suit.

She’s a 40 year old model…who mattered when she was 18…and got naked before everyone got naked.

She’s now a 40 year old model…who we don’t need to see in a bathing suit, her old face lookin’ at us…like it’s trying to seduce us…

Maybe at 18, 3 fucking decades ago, this model look was a thing…and when an 18 year old is doing it…it’s like YES>..

But at 40….it’s fucking awkward as fuck…yet she’s doing it…because that’s how shamelessness works.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jamie King|SFW

2018

04

Jul

Rita Ora Still a Whore Showing Off her Pussy in a White Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Rita Ora is showing her friends her pussy in her white bikini bottom, because that’s the kind of whore she is…but this is the fourth of July and we already knew that..

What this is about is the American Dream…some British woman was able to fuck a Kardashian and land a record deal in America…get her Work Visa and attend every fucking American event she could…allowing her to get a name, a presence, a celebrity and an existence…because that was her dream..

She now is officially famous, with songs on the Chart and people in America are starting to notice her and not thing she’s Kelly Osbourne..

She’s rich, living the good life internationally, but that’s all because she moved to America and lived that American Dream..

It’s the Fourth of July…get off the damn computer punk.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

04

Jul

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Alexis Ren is living the American Dream…she’s a girl who got naked on the internet, had a hot body, was marketed right and got a ton of followers…she went viral…bought some bolt on tits..and now travels the world possibly making money…definitely getting lots of love from rich guys who finance her world travels and all she has to do is be half naked all the fucking time…no brain, no personality, nothing interesting, just half nakedness…and it’s wonderful

This is the American Dream…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

04

Jul

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Yo…look close in the pussy region, which is the first place I look when I see a bikini..

That’s a straight up mom pussy lip in a bikini bottom…and it’s bigger than most of your dicks…

January Jones is living the American dream, a hot middle class suburbanite who was hot enough to move to NYC and become a model where she fucked her way to the right meetings…has the ability to get knocked up and carry that child into the world in exchange for hefty child support payments…so that she can sit around and live the American dream…

In other countries this single mother would be killed off…in America…celebrated…

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

04

Jul

Emma Roberts Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

Emma Roberts is living the American Dream. Her dad an Oscar winning narcissistic fuck who developed a drug addiction and fell the fuck off…her aunt Julia…both people who know people allowing her to live this life she lives as a relevant hot young actress…and I do like her and think she’s hot…but maybe not that deserving…I mean there are probably way more hot girls out there with more talent and skill struggling to get even an EXTRA part…yet this one’s dad makes a call and here she is.

It’s the American dream…the rich get richer.

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2018

04

Jul

Winnie Cooper Still Bringing It of the DAy

No Comments »

Winnie Cooper in a bikini like it was the Wonder Years…and maybe it fucking is…

I know one too many 40 year old who fucking loves this girl and has since he watched her on the Wonder Years…so on this Holiday, here’s some Nostalgia brought on by a show based on Nostalgia…in some bikini tit pics cuz it’s never too late to famewhore on insta for your pervert fans…

GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT! For America.

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Danica McKellar|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category