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2018

09

Jul

Gigi Hadid Action Star for V Magazine of the Day

These photos of Gigi Hadid being some kind of fashion action star for a fashion magazine came out last week and I ignored them because I have seen the paparazzi pics of Gigi Hadid on a Jet Ski and it was more erotic..

That’s not to say that Gigi Hadid is erotic, I don’t find anything about her that exciting or interesting or hot…she has a muppet face…but I don’t buy that she’s jumping on anything, or in the dirt on an side-by-side blowing dust clouds…it’s likely all in studio, a lie…like her career…and that’s all I have to say about that..

Oh…and at least she’s not Bella.

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2018

09

Jul

Liz Hurley Tramp(oline) Fetish of the Day

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What differentiates a low level attention seeking hooker from the social media account trying to increase followers so that she doesn’t need to have an actual job, or so that she can increase the day rate,…

With an old, rich, woman who made a career before social media as a hot half naked slut, who fucked the right people so she could increase her day rate, or worth, in less of an escort way and more of “she only dates rich people” way

Not a whole lot…I mean a tramp on a trampoline tit out at any age is a fetish for the right kind of pervert…..I happen to bed the right kind of pervert.

Her tit almost pops out at the end so you know she means it.

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2018

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is pushing 30, but I guess that doesn’t stop girls anymore, it just makes them push a lot harder…and really commit to the cause…which in her case is posing as sexy as she can in a bikini…almost on a porn level because those Swedes understand design, and simplicity, and efficiency….

It’s like why diddle-daddle, get to the point and spread your legs in a bikini so I can see your damn cooter.

She is the IKEA furniture of models, easy to assemble…because every part of her just makes sense..

She is the VOLVO car of models, safe and practical….because she gets to the fucking point.

More…

Before being a slutty model on instagram and Victoria’s Secret…Elsa Hosk was a professional Basketball player who was smart enough to throw it all away and become a model…

Some magazine did a shoot with her playing basketball for her sports issue.

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2018

09

Jul

Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

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Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut…

But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good…..

I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones…

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2018

09

Jul

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

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I find Emma Roberts hot…and not because she’s Julia’s niece, or Eric Roberts daughter, who you know likely has serious daddy issues, as he was self destructing around the time she was born and growing up, meaning he probably did a lot of things to scar her emotionally, and as a spoiled brat by default, thanks to who her family is, she’s managed to have a bit of a career for herself, and she’s managed to look good while having that career and that’s what it’s all about.

Since we don’t have to deal with the person behind the tits, behind the body, in anything buy their “acting” roles, it makes it easy to appreciate them for their tits….and sure Emma Roberts doesn’t have big tits, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t nice tits, even if the rest of her is one giant sour cunt…

We can collectively appreciate her outfit.

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2018

09

Jul

Rachel McCord See Through Panties on the Beach of the Day

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Rachel McCord is the less relevant McCord sister, who is in and of herself not relevant being the relevant McCord sister, despite her attempt to attend every single event possible to be relevant when she managed to scam her way onto to TV as an actress…..

I feel like these girls were the hot girls in their local high school girl who may have been the hottest one in class, and who with her sisters made the hottest sisters in the town, and who learned how to make that work for them back then, only to get to LA and bring them with her…where she became a parody of an actress or celebrity, like Courtney Stodden or a Phoebe Price…but who actually got on TV…if you consider 90210 being on TV….which unlike the other famewhores is legit acting…while her sisters just tagged along and sucked the attention as the hot sisters…and with that comes today’s see through white lingerie bikini for the paparazzi because all these years later, girl is still trying….and wet white bathing suits is trying the right way.

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2018

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio gives hope everywhere to women pushing 40, that if they were offered a multi-million dollar contract to be half naked, they would do everything in their fucking power to look good half naked, from diet, to exercise, to procedures at the medical spa…you make that body look as good as you can…as young as you can…for as long as you can.

This is the athlete who is still pro at 40, who realized that he needs to keep the moneytrain going to pay for his lavish lifestyle and all his mooch family members on his payroll, but the bikini model version, she’s disciplined…and she’s got fat tits…and it looks pretty good for now….and for that we should encourage her to keep it up…as much as we don’t like old ladies in bikinis…we like ladies in bikinis looking as good as they can….and this is as good as I imagine Alessandra Ambrosio can look…

We live in a superficial world, this is the epi-center of that…Victoria’s Secret models who still haven’t given into the fat movement or “diversity”…good old American values….of if you look good, then you’re good, no matter what color you are or what gender you fuck….or in Gisele’s case…whether you’ve got a dick.

Some paparazzi pics…

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2018

06

Jul

Babes in Bed to Celebrate a Good Night Sleep thanks to Physicians Grade CBD of the Day

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Don’t you want a good night’s sleep For Once in Your Damn Life….

We are all over caffeinated. We are all over stressed. We are all addicted to the internet, porn, social media and sleep with our phones, get our whole circadian sleep rhythm all out of fucking control….from screens…radiation…who the fuck knows…

Up late on dating apps, or this website, alone in bed wondering where it all went wrong…unhealthy and distracted, trying to figure out ways to be better, to get better, to make more money to finally buy that girlfriend you always wanted….

You are not alone, but it has been proven that SLEEP is the number one key to good health…proper sleep lowers all kinds of ailments from High Blood Pressure, to other Cardiovascular diseases, and likely cancers but I’m not a doctor…

I just know that it’s fucking important to sleep, that’s why I don’t have an actual job, I like to wake up when I want, not to some alarm, like a slave of a man…slaving to the people…

Point being….CBD has been proven to help sleep, and so much fucking more. I use it for my digestion…and my hemorrhoids…but the same key ingredient can help you sleep calmly and soundly and relaxed…which helps you be a better you…

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It’s the SLEEP SPRAY and it’s only 20 dollars…and it fucking works…

So get yours, it will help you, and even if it doesn’t, it’s 20 fucking dollars, and worth experimenting with because it could fucking help.

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2018

06

Jul

Bella Hadid Thirst Trap of the Day

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Bella Hadid loves attention. Probably because she was the ugly sister growing up, and now is seen as the hot sister everyone is into….an it girl or whatever…

But what the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…and really all girls like Bella Hadid…not the hottest girls, packaged as hot, relevant, all because they are rich….

The girl had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…

She rode her sister’s coattails and together they thought “this is easy”….all well being the best promotional tool for their dad’s model fetish…I’ve said it before but the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me…which is not the ultimate decision maker…

I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it.

I like hard work…but I guess hard attention seeking is hard work in and of it’s own right….

Look at the tits…that’s what I’m here for…that face…that has to go.

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2018

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Ariel Winter is into Ass Play, at least that’s what I gather from her boyfriend grabbing her ass in these instagram pics, but more interestingly, or not interesting at all, she’s pulling her short shorts up into her ass, to feel it up against her asshole, because either she likes the feeling, or she has an itch from not wiping properly thanks to being so fucking fat…

It’s nice to see the child star is so versatile, from showing off tits, cutting off tits, being fat as fuck, and having her tits grow back…to now bringing her ass into the mix….

I know she’s dabbled with this before, and shouldn’t have, but did…and now I guess it’s a thing…which makes sense because if I was to describe her or give her a pronoun like the college kids like doing now, it’d be THING….

What is that thing, look at that thing, poor thing, her parents sold her to entertainment and she’s doomed…cuz she didn’t grow up to be cute. But there will always be MOOCHES willing to spend her money and live in her house in exchange for fucking her and telling her she’s great.

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